Characters that are never going to get the girl.

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Nigga's never going to get a girl since he's so high strung.

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>>89557548

>>89557927
Fern the Human is a factor now

>>89558038
Fern can't play the flute

>>89557927
But she straight rejected Finn.

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>>89557548

>>89557548
he's gotten more than i've ever gotten and I was twice his age 3 years ago

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Obviously.

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>>89557548

>>89558658
What did I ever do to you, Anon?

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>>89558096
Is that why she's stalking him? And the writers felt the need to point her obsession out with a close up?

>>89557927
canyon is better

>>89558311
Fucking Bryke. I don't give a shit about lesbians in my cartoons but don't pull them out of your ass and leave a good boy's dick dry.

>>89559145
They've been doing that with all the females of AT for years now. It's never going to happen

>>89559145
>>89559259

not straight up pause just to show her stalking fin

>>89558658
Didn't he have wife and kids in a short? And a gfin the LT show? And was too alpha in DD in the 24.5 century?

>>89559259
Oh I'm sure they'll fuck things up again. But currently it's obvious she's still interested.

>>89558096
she did nothing of the kind
man /co/ is so bad at understanding relationship signals, it's no wonder you see gay everywhere
all she did was say she's married to the forest but someday maybe she'll show up and trunk his tree.

what's really sad is the FP thing was being set up to be 'finn is overreacting, he thinks theyre bf/gf when theyre still just hanging out, he thinks she 'broke up' just by wanting more time' and then at the last minute 'eh nevermind all his paranoia was right'

>>89559329
There's nothing left to explore by toying with Finn's heart again. They did that with PB/FP and had his little depression arc. I can't see the writers going back to that well again. In a way, if the series really is a coming of age story for Finn (and it is), then they'll want to show he has matured from his previous relationships, it's the only logical progression. HW is the prime candidate to show this progression. I feel I'm the only one who has some faith in the writers.

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>>89558658

>>89559411
>what's really sad is the FP thing was being set up to be 'finn is overreacting, he thinks theyre bf/gf when theyre still just hanging out, he thinks she 'broke up' just by wanting more time' and then at the last minute 'eh nevermind all his paranoia was right'

I'm not sure any of that is right. There's not even time for Finn to mistakenly think they're bf/gf before they get together. I thought the breakup was pretty explicit too.

Talk about irony.

>>89559155
I'm not looking forward to the episode where Canyon introduces Finn to her giant gay best friend

>>89557927
>bring minor character into the show for a spotlight episode just to shiptease them with the main character
garbage

>>89559411
>"We can't be together"

Sounds like a rejection to me but what do I know right.

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>>89559464
>faith in the writers.

>>89557548
OP

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He won the heart of the most important girl he could've

>>89562052
porn when?

>>89561605
We'll see who's laughing in the end anon.

>>89557548
Dont worry, it's not too late for Finn, he can still get BMO

>>89562052
Can't win what was always his.

>>89559214
>Mako
>Good boy

Pick one

>>89562052
i cant find any lewd stuff about that, any clues?

Man I love AT's early character design. Specially Finn's. It's just so simple and charming that it never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Now I feel like watching the very first episodes again.

>>89562108
Trust me, I really don't want to be right on this one. I would be overjoyed if finn finally got in a stable relationship, or even a happy ending! I just dont see the writers giving him anything like that...

>>89562829
I cant see Finn being with anyone simply because it will make shippers angry. Now if he stays single, you can do whatever headcanon you want and everyone will be happy. Thats a lot less risk than anything else

Personally id like to see Finn with PB but eh, its going to be nothing.

>>89562945
If I had to make a desision on that kind of thing I'd pick PB too, as it makes the most sense. I mean she IS the original girl, right?

Too bad that ship has been torpedoed to hell and back by the writers

>>89563081
>Too bad that ship has been torpedoed to hell and back by the writers

Can you elaborate on that?

Finn got a girl.

>>89563081
I get that she's the original girl but I honestly just don't think they would make a good couple considering their personalities. I think Finn x Canyon is adorable though.

>>89563281
makes a statement but doesn't back it up with anything. This proposes the question of "who is the girl that Finn has?" "why is everyone here unaware of her?"

The answer: she doesn't exist.

>>89557548
Finn is eternally cucked he will never score and he will die alone prove me wrong

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>>89564089
But she does though, even started a family with her

>>89564981
He got his mom. She is a goddess.

>>89565080
She is nothing more than a collection of one's and zeroes housed in a building sized computer.

>>89565035
Finn's pillow daughter looks exactly like his mom

>>89559145
she's stalking him like a hunter, not like an ex-lover. She literally calls him a "fantastic beast". There's something that hunters call "spotting" where you go hunting, but don't actually shoot anything on purpose. That's what she's doing.

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>>89565554
she looks more like Sheby's little brother Kent. Maybe pillow-wife will introduce Finn to Kent one day.

>>89557664
In all honesty, Dipper needs a boy.

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>>89565649

>>89565035
>finn's mother was his wife and daughter at the same time
makes your dick think

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>>89565713

>>89563214
>writers schlick furiously to Bubbeline
>???
>profit
Don't be creepy.

>>89565713
You aren't making any sense.

>>89566224
good ol' incest is what i love my friend

>>89562052

How is it we've gone this far and we don't even have lewds of her yet?

>>89557548
imagine if he ends up with Bronwyn

>>89567243
this, what went so fucking wrong

>>89559214
Mako was never good

>>89561287
but her reasoning was that neither one of them can be with anyone

>>89568167
That would be Huntress Wizard. Anon was referring to Flame Princess.

>>89562829
If Mordecai can get some, Finn should not have a problem

>>89562945
If we learned anything by this point, it is that AT creators do not give a damn about shippers

>>89563838
I always wondered about how old Canyon is

She was Billy's girlfriend back before he went gray
yet Canyon herself does not seem to have aged at all since then

>>89564981
wait till the show is over

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there is no happy ending here

>>89565587
She can only resist pouncing for so long.

>>89567526
Nah, man. She'll end up sharing Grass Finn with Huntress Wizard

>>89557664
>Nigga's never going to get a girl

Exactly. That road trip dating episode where the lesson was "flirting with girls is morally wrong and you're a bad guy for doing it" certainly screwed him up for life.

>>89570017
>"flirting with girls is morally wrong and you're a bad guy for doing it"
More like flirting is dating multiple girls at the same time. thats bad

Me

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>>89569934

>>89570222
but it isn't

>>89570017
>>89570222
>>89570807

Don't forget

>"And if a girl is attracted to you but you don't reciprocate the affection, you are a terrible person and 100% responsible for her feelings."

Sometimes I think GF was hellbent on crippling boys from ever being able to communicate with the opposite sex for the rest of their lives.

>>89570807
It is bad to date 10 girls at the same time and same day you stupid peice of shit

>>89570937
stop projecting pussy

>>89570937
>Sometimes I think GF was hellbent on crippling boys from ever being able to communicate with the opposite sex for the rest of their lives.

Gotta create a new generation of beta make cucks SOMEHOW.

>>89565713
Freud!!!

>>89557548
>SJW cartoon
>White male is eternally cucked

shocker

>>89570962
>it is bad to teleport yourself into the center of the sun
>it is bad to kill unicorns
>it is bad to be immortal

Theoretically, all of these things are bad. But how likely is it that anybody will need life lessons like this? Zero, because none of them will ever happen. Nobody's gonna nab 10 chicks and actually date them all on the same fucking day.

And anyways, getting numbers or emails from people is not at all being in a steady relationship.

>>89570291
Search your feelings, you know it to be true

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>>89571373
>neckbeard complaining about cartoons having morals like it's a new thing

>>89568124

I think the drawfags got too many feels from her

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>>89575345
>SJW
>Morals

Ha..ahaha...HAHAHA. no

All SJW's have been are hatemongers who prioritized feeding their ego first and using "representing what's morally right" as a front to keep feeding said ego.

Destroying the cores of each character that the creator worked hard to build just so you could push your own bullshit agenda? No, fuck off, there's more constructive means to raise lgbt awareness.

>>89557548
Is it true that the Adventure Time writers have a pathological hatred of finn?

>>89577543
I would not come as a shock. But lately the shows treatment towards him has gotten a lot better.

>>89578487
One of the writers (Steve Wolfhard) said in a podcast that he hated Finn, but he learned to like him after seeing that Jesse Moyniham treated him with respect

>>89578555
Jesse could go a bit 2deep4u sometimes but he's a total bro. Came into the talkback thread on /co/ after his last episode Normal Man aired and had a nice chat with us. Plus he gave us Flute Spell. Nice to hear he might have stopped the other writers from shitting on Finn.

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>>89557548
Sad.

>>89581221
What ever happened to this show?

>>89582345
I think it was Canceled if I remember correctly.

>>89578672
>Came into the talkback thread on /co/ after his last episode Normal Man

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS?

>>89558311
I heard Bryke wanted to pair Mako up with Zuko's granddaughter, who is, conveniently enough, around Korra's age. I'm glad they dropped it. Mako in S4 wasn't even around that much.

>>89562052
>>89562465
>>89567243
>>89568124

This >>89575347

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>>89557548
Gaston was loved by the entire village and had his choice of women. All he wanted was to marry Belle and to protect the village and he gets killed by a kid napper and the women he loved gets Stockholm syndrome. Gaston was no villain.

>>89583810
who the fuck cares

>>89583810

Well I guess someone with money will have to commission it then

>>89557548
u

>>89584550
rude!

>>89583438
here's the archive of it
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/82705792/#q82708024

>>89584550

OP will never be able to recover from this

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>>89584274
Well, I mean like 3 people asked. IMO not even sure what to think of Minerva at this point. Much less inner conflict in just drawing Freida all day.

>>89584964
I mean who the fuck cares that she gives feels, just draw her naked doing kinky shit with finn and thats all, geez

>>89584550
Could this be the beginning of the end for OP?

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It took Mordecai until his mid 30s / early 40s to FINALLY get a woman.

Finn is fucked, because that show has a thing about having all his love interests be jerks at random times.

>>89585003
It's the Tumblr artists (not insulting, they're specifically on Tumblr or sourced there) feeling so bad for this woman character that drawing lewds would be rude or "in poor taste". It happens often when feels come up in a show with a woman, but not usually cartoons so often recently. It's all "I'm not drawing lewds because that would be disrespectful to her circumstances" or some shit. It's the worst, and not just because I can't jerk it to art, but because it's retarded.

>>89584832
You're a legend anon.

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mordocai only got the girl as a one off and didn't end up with any of the girls he dated through out the series.

>>89589302
I really don't think that Finn will get romantically involved with anyone at this point, they've pretty much killed all of the serious candidates with their rampant lesbian shipping and made it so that finn is a ok with being single. He'll probably stay this way for the rest of the series as the writers are to scared to increase even more anger from the fans.

Yeah sure they have been teasing...something...happening with Huntress Wizard, but I honestly I agree with other anons in this thread that Grass Finn will snag that prize.

>>89591507
I mean, that's a very specific thing. Grass Finn - Huntress Wizard in forest camo clothing. They'll either play it straight, or like Mordecai and Margaret, try to do that "designed for each other" twist where you obviously expect it and maybe tease it some but nah.

At this point Finn only ever talks to like, one other woman aside from the X'd off characters, and that's Huntress which was only a few times, and I think in that episode it ended with her not wanting him? Haven't seen it in awhile.

It'd be retarded to bring someone in last season. JG wasn't as into the fandom as the AT people are, so he just did what he wanted with the end or whatever with Mordo getting a girl in the literal last minute of the show, Pen/whoever is running it now has to jump around because of all the fan pandering.

>>89557548
???

It's really obvious he'll be with PB in the end. The entire basis for them not being together yet is because he's not 18 yet and he will be at last in the final season.

>>89575926
You bitching about morals is implied by you bitching about AT being SJW. That "agenda" contains the morals you hate.

>>89594329
Prepare to be disappointed anon.

>>89558374
He's gotten laid at least 3 times and 2 were consensual.

>>89557548
>a character actually has failed relationships, break ups, things don't work out
>he doesn't just have one love interest the entire series who he gets together with
>NEETs on /co/ have only ever experienced romance vicariously through fictional characters, and have an incredibly skewed idea about romance, can't handle this

He's gotten plenty of girls. He got with Flame Princess. He had a thing with Huntress Wizard. Breezy desperately wanted his dick and he turned that down. Besides, that episode literally involved Finn seducing dozens of Princesses for cheap, short-term romantic affection. Not to mention Rosalinen, who he actually married.

Finn can get action easy, and has done so plenty of times. And yeah, things didn't work out for him, but you know what, most relationships fucking don't. Shit happens. The only girl he outright "didn't get" was PB, and at the time, he was like, what, 14, and she was a fully grown adult, how the fuck was that actually going to work out?

Especially when you consider Adventure Time is a show about childhood, growing up, adolescence. Do you have any idea how rare it is for childhood romances to work out? They never do, that's the point of them. You learn from them, they help you grow, they're an important part of maturing.

>>89564089
"Got" is in the past tense. He 'got' Flame Princess, then lost her.

>>89594590
But he only has a limited pool of choices, given the state of the world, so one of those childhood crushes will either be his future wife or he'll end up alone forever.

>>89594611
We've seen like, over 50 Princesses alone, not to mention all the other random denizens of Ooo, it's not like the place is that sparsely populated, there are people fucking everywhere.

I mean, if he really needs to date a humanoid that limits his choices somewhat, but there's still plenty.

If Finn had any sense he'd fuck Breakfast Princess.

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>>89594642
He will learn.

>>89594642
NoNoNo, you don't fuck Breakfast Princess,
you eat her out.

>>89557927
This is my favourite type of ship. Background character becomes side character, then ends up becoming main LI.

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>>89594642
>>89594672
>>89594707
Real end game should be Raggedy Princess

>obviously has huge crush on Finn
>tries to flirt with him but gets really awkward and shy, blushes a lot
>can sow, and is helpful to Finn
>canonically has literally 0 self-respect

Finn can fix her, make her happy

The writers made a huge mess. The original thought was that Finn wants to steal PB's heart, a classic knight/princess kind of stuff. Then they introduced more characters and made PB distant from Finn a lot. Then there's FP who's unstable not only as a character in the show, but as an idea in the writers room. Fuck, it was all downhill from that point, you know that already anyway.

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I WANT TO DATE MARGARET DAMNIT

How come modern cartoons are full of main characters who don't stand a chance with women.

Maybe it's not even the characters themselves but the women around them seem completely uninterested too.

Are these the creators self inserts or something.

>>89595808

mordocai was literally. The creator said he was based off himself.

>>89595808
It's more of a
>starts out as the "unlucky in love" trope
>people/fans yell about how women are the trophy in the show
>creator decides to keep with it, but have the women be more competent and decide to have a choice to turn down the guy or have an emotion other than "yes you've won me"

>>89595940
So it's Tumblr's fault?

>>89557927
Can't wait for this to become canon, and laugh at all you naysayers.

>>89596046
Same here.

>>89562052
You mean the heart of a digital simulation of the most important girl he could've

>>89594590
Yeah yeah Finntressfag get to the back of the line

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>>89557548

>>89595681
>dating cloud girl
>constantly looking at pictures and reminiscing of being with margaret
something tells me he didn't just move on all those years later with bat girl, he still had feelings for margaret

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>>89595681
>never got the bird or cloud pussy
>got to impregnate a hot bat three times

I'm fine with this.

>>89595808
>modern cartoons
>80s cartoons were completely filled with main characters as a hopeless suitor

>>89596916
>"hot"
she looks like deviantart OC from adventure time fans cleaned up slightly

>>89594329
She's a workaholic immortal lesbian, I don't see her shacking up with Finn anytime soon.

>>89594642

>We've seen like, over 50 Princesses alone, not to mention all the other random denizens of Ooo, it's not like the place is that sparsely populated, there are people fucking everywhere.

"People"

>>89594329
Same issue with Dipper and Wendy from GF, just because he reaches a certain age doesn't change the age range between.

Also PB is reeaalllyyy old. Presumably over 100.

>>89596959
not mutually exclusive

>>89594606
Please show me where I sad "got"

>>89571128
the lack of a proper world war does that in of itself
no need to help it along

Say what you want about SU, at least all the male characters are getting sweet action.

Except for lars but that's because he's an ass.

>>89558658
>>89559082
At least your theme song proves you truly Love Yourself, that's always a plus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI

>>89596777
Why

Just why

>>89598077
Because

>>89598077
Sometimes...

good things don't happen

>>89594476
Isn't the joke that he is a virgin forever?
When did he ever get laid?

>>89568195
except bubbline shippers

>>89600094
And even then it's cynical free advertising via " oh snap these characters are actually lesbians please like, subscribe and retweet".

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>>89557548
>she'll never get her man

>>89595808
By that logic how many 80s/90s cartoons were self-inserts by the writers/ its just that giving the character a persistent problem allows for more drama then "Character has a steady girlfriend"

>>89600675
Ripperonie in pizza :(

>>89557548
I'm so glad they stopped shipping him around and just made him a celibate knight.

>>89603839
I thought no one dies in this child shit

>>89603890
It dropped most pretenses of being for kids in the third volume, not sure why they were even shooting for that demographic in the first two.

>>89557548
Finn will end up with Susan friend to help preserve humanity and piss of any shipper and yurifags

>>89603890
>>89603933
>expecting RT show to be really aimed for kids and be truly kids show where nobody dies
>expecting no casualties in show what want to be anime

>>89597055
LOL we know how old she is and she lied about that to Finn to keep herself near him in age. She also already dated him.
>>89597046
Already dated him, anon...
>>89594329
By the ending we saw coming from day 1? I don't think so! PB and Finn together is super predictable. If you think otherwise you're essentially a crazy zutarian

>>89600675
>Time travel shenanigans possible
>Relic of life exists

She'll be back

>>89605130
when did they date?

>>89606514
They didn't, anon is blatantly lying.

If only there was some sort of coherence in AT and writers were actually compatible with each other. In one episode we get PB liking Finn a lot, in the other one she almost doesnt care about him. Same with literally every other character, thats what ruined shipping and other shit.

>>89606957
The eps where the girls are being shits or lesbian is the ones that's written by the women or the numale guys on the show. There's only a select few who don't do that shit.

>>89568279
He takes Lisa's viriginity in one future episode and is married to her in two other ones.

It might not be a very happy ending but he does "get" the girl.

>>89594720
I love it too, especially when the background character stands out for some reason which is the case for HW. I can't give another example of this kind of ship tho.

>>89570937
>>89571128
Meanwhile SVTFOE is telling kids that if they spill spaghetti and embarass themselves in public they'll get three girls at once.

>>89607833
Stop doing this, whatever it is you're doing. I hate when fans do this shit.

>>89607833
>SVTFOE
?

>>89607833
What?

>>89596916
Why are furfags so far gone they think that's hot?

>>89609690
Tits and a Marceline style is all /co/ needs.

>>89597059

>>89563281
>Finn got a girl
>got

>>89565701
>>89565035
Maybe she inherited Minervas genes

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>>89613711

>>89565701
>>89613812
Will we ever see them again?

>>89614565
I actually wouldn't mind a flashback episode, that detailed some aspect of Finn's life with his pillow family.

>>89607894
>>89607833
He's talking about Nayasaya, where Marco was forced to tell Jackie everything embarrassing about himself all because a second head was growing out of his neck telling his insecurities.

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>>89594642
>fucking literal breakfast
but your dick would get all greasy and gross

plus if he wanted to date a humanoid it would have to be one or all of the bikini babes

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Born single, died single. The only character without a love interest, truly the best part of Regular Show.

May he rest comfortably in the clouds, with butterflies tucking him in every night.

>>89616416
Hopefully Finn will follow in his footsteps, renouncing all roasties and living the rest of his life comfy.

>this thread
Girls shouldn't be something you try to "get", they should just be friends. God what happened to where this is acceptable? This shouldn't be the driving point of any show, like AT and RS, and they shouldn't be in there at all unless you're using a jerk character to be a jerk to a woman so it gets the point through he's a jerk.

This thread shows me what series' suck hard.

>>89617182
shut the fuck up whore

>>89617182
So what you're saying is people shouldn't be allowed to court girls?

>>89557927
>GRASSED

>>89557927
She already said no.

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>>89619564
She can't resist forever.

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>>89617182
>Liking a girl is sexist you CIS white male, pay reparations for all your sexist beliefs and privilege.

Please leave, A man and a woman loving each other is beautiful and you are the worst type of human being.

>>89620629
Sorry to offend your favorite shows, but it's annoying as shit that kids cartoons constantly, especially now, just have women as a trophy. Like it's some big deal that the main character NEEDS that girlfriend, like it'll make him feel better about himself.

Finn was only helping PB because he liked her. Mordecai only hung around Margaret because he wanted to date her, he never cared about her personal life and even got mad when she wanted to study instead of party with him or some dumb shit like that.

>>89620713
>Finn was only helping PB because he liked her. Mordecai only hung around Margaret because he wanted to date her

That's what makes them easy to relate to, guys are like that.

>>89617182
>>89620713
All I'm getting from this is that because american writers are incapable of writing good romance and relationships there should never be anything like it in cartoons.

>>89557927
>posts ship that literally caused Finn to become celibate

>>89620950
I thought he was celibate before that episode, and this was just confirming it?

If that walking beta bird can get the girl not the right girl but whatever then surely Finn can get the girl.

Hell he got a girl in the pillow land

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>>89617182
>>89620713
Make me a fucking sandwhich

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>entire thread and nobody has posted the archetype of the guy who never gets the girl (in the end)

he may get one for a moment only to realise that they are aliens or werewolves or some shit.

>>89624977
there's 0 chance he wouldn't get laid irl though. finn's romantic advances fall short in a semi realistic way, which is why he's relateable. Poor finn, hes too good for these women and this world

>>89557548
bump

>>89625483
I remember There was an episode where some weird cult wanted johnny as virgin for sacrifice, pretty sure he hasn't been laid. I mean running gag of his character is that he can never get a girl.

>>89565701
One of the best episodes right there.

>>89630163
It was good but not that good.

>>89631374
Alright then, what's YOUR favorite episode?

>>89631437
Sorry, I've never been able to pick my favorite episode of any show.

There's just a large amount of episodes that I like that just clump together. I really like most if not all Prismo episodes, the old Business Time(?) episode, and especially Dad's Dungeon.

I've never really thought about what episode I'd personally consider great, but I do know there needs to be 2, one on the fun part of the show and one on the lore part, since they're very different.

>>89632069
Puhoy was actually fun and lore, fun because of his life there and lore because he met GOLB at the end

>>89630163
Agreed.
Also, older Finn was ten times more likable than current Finn.

>>89562052
Damn, I should call my mum.

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I regret absolutely nothing

>>89557548
how does that describe finn, he could have any girl he wanted and dated atleast two princesses

>>89634282
Doesn't he get canonically cucked by the Mexican Intellectual on the team?

And what is it with Ward and having all his main male characters getting shat allover?

>>89635006
blonde cis white boys will never win in this age

>>89635006
I don't think pen really had a hand in the cucking of finn, he left like very early in season five. And he I heard didn't have much to do at all with bravest warriors other then the pilot.

>>89635006
>>89636879
>all of Pen Ward's MCs are blond
>Pen Ward is blond
>all of his MCs get cucked

There are two possibilities here, both of them involve cucking.

>>89635006
Iirc the current plotline involves someone conspiring to change the future via getting him away from Beth. In the "good" timeline, they get together.