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[NEW RELEASES]
>Weekly episodes to return Feb. 10, will include The New Crystal Gems and Storm in the Room
http://thegeekiary.com/steven-universe-returns-weekly-timeslot-feb-10/40977
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/episode-guide/EP01616432?desc=on
>Full bomb released by CN itself! Episodes 11 to 15
Direct/Torrent: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Marebucks: Starting from https://marebucks.com/sun/112

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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>>89552213
First for PeridotCatFan
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uhhhhh guys?
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peri a cute
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Would the gems still fuck love Steven when he's an edgy teen?
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>>89552237
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THIS REAL FUCK YOU
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first for Jaspis is real
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Japanese high school AU promo

http://hilaryflorido.tumblr.com/post/156639762813/gem-heist-written-and-boarded-by-lauren-and-me
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>I know what a human is

In light of the Human Zoo, I wonder if Jasper's line and note of disdain here (plus her disgust at 'Rose' for fusing with a human) meant she had interaction with humans beyond possibly seeing or killing, intentionally or not, them in the war. Maybe she and the other Earth quartzes were all sent to the zoo station until Yellow and Blue could divide them up.
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>>89552246
Damn right, son
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Amethyst is the cutest, sexiest and most fun gem
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Gems should lay the beach
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>>89552237
>>89552258
Check their twitter if you want to confirm it.
Otherwise rip Pearl, shattered early.
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>>89552273
>Pearl is almost touching lapis
OH NY GODDDDDDD IS LAPEARL CONFIRMED?
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>>89552273
>includes holly blue and blue pearl into hs au but never jasper
reminder that Hilary hates Cucksper
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Jasper
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Alright /sug/ whose gonna be the next fusion to happen?

I want your THEORIES.

I want your SUBTEXT.

GO GO GO GOOOOO!
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>>89552309
you should kill yourself
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THE FORGOTTEN WAIFU
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>>89552237
fake n gay
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>>89552273
>Lapis sleeping in class
cute
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>>89552309
Lapidirts should kill themselves
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>>89552351
Considering Pearl is supposedly gonna get even more character growth soon, I really hope she will fuse with Steven.
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>>89552351
Donut Goddess.
Why?
Because Donuts that's why.
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>>89552335
>we will never see Hilsper clearly or in action
>probably for the best
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>>89552237
It's not on Twitter?
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>>89552237
Fake and gay
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>>89552330

lets pray it is anon
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>>89552342
is a fat retard
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>>89552213
>The New Crystal Gems
I am so looking forward to this one. Connie hasn't interacted with Lapis and Peridot before aside of the former trying to drown her.
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>>89552241
Connie used to be so cute with her glasses, but now she doesn't need them and I can barely look at her. Healing spit was a mistake. Connie being honest with her parents in Nightmare Hospital was a mistake. I can't wait for the day when Connie's eyesight begins to grow blurry and Steven realizes his healing spit isn't a permanent solution. All of it becomes undone: Greg's leg, Lapis' gem, Eyeball's gem, MC BearBear, even Centipeedle. I would force Centipeedle to relive the pain and humiliation of corruption a thousand times over if it meant Connie would put on her glasses again.
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>>89552335
>>89552335
she's the only boarder who hasn't boarded any scenes with her
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>>89552264
with the massive "JASPER IS AN ABUSER" fan backlash, it will never be real now
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The New Crystal Gems will be the most disappointing episode we've had in a long time
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New /sug/ simulator when?
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>>89552418
She does have them on.
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>>89552241
its almost like no one on the team sticks to the model sheets
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>>89552363
first giant woman best giant woman
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>>89552452
Are you retarded or just stupid?
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does anyone know what episode this is from?
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>>89552330
She's not. She's a meter away and moving the other direction.
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>>89552237
I bet some fool fell for this
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Wen Aquamarine
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>>89552237
I dont see it on her twitter unless she deleted it?
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>>89552446
how can it be disappointing if I already expect every meme gem episode to be shit by default
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>>89552446
It'll be about Sadie, Lars, and Onion helping Connie on Beach City litter patrol. What else would you expect?
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>>89552490
seriously? gem harvest
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>>89552490
Gem Harvest
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>>89552483
She has her glasses on right here retard.
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>>89552503
its fake genius
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>>89552273
Daw, Pearl's getting up to do something about it. What a good girl.

Pearls care about other pearls.
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>>89552452
I don't think she's worn them since Nightmare Hospital when she showed her mom they weren't real.
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>>89552479
No, they just wanted Connie to be able to do "super cool womyn power flips" and carry a sword on her back just like in her Japanese animes while at the same time carrying around Rose's sword because for some reason that's really important for her to have or something. As a result the sword was shrunk down instead of just giving her a sword that actually fit.
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>>89552484
Hey, indexer.
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>>89552273
I knew that Lapis was a fucking slacker
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>Holly Blue Agate
>dem boots
Okay, they're doing that on purpose, right? Cause come on now.
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>>89552490
I'm pretending that episode didn't happen. It's the final nail in the coffin for Lapis's character.
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>>89552539
I was only baiting the anon because she's technically "been" wearing her glasses which refuted what he was bitching about.
But you're right, she hasn't or at least doesn't as often as she used to.
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>>89552289
dude same
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>>89552571
Everyone pretends the filler episodes don't exist.
They can canonically be skipped out because they show to have no after effect on the cast after said episodes.
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>>89552595
You didn't refute anything because she doesn't wear them at all after Nightmare Hospital, which is exactly what he said.
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>>89552568
Oh they know what they're doing with these characters.... they know.
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>>89552213
>turns out we see nothing of B-Team
>B-Team goes into the annals of headcanon memes, alongside Canadian Peridot and Mindful Menstruation
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>>89552395
Crossing ALL of my fingers

Bearl is also acceptable
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>>89552481
>has maybe only two spoken lines in all of her screen time

Being an Opalfag is worse than being a Jasperfag.
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Jasper's redemption should involve her taking up lots of hobbies

give her something to do besides fight and be an asshole
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>>89552611
nice, boobs less pointy
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>>89552273
I want to hug the sleepy Lappy
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How much would whingeing it take for a red lyrium gem?
>Red lyrium experiment 7-10 is sent to earth.
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>>89552622
He was bitching from beyond the point they got healed which apparently ruined the already tiny amount of character connie has.
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>>89552490
What the heck man.
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Opal's long, long legs
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>>89552632

just call it lapearl anon, and its actually fantastic
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>>89552632
Great taste
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>>89552655
How about disciplining the blue hoes?
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>>89552642
LALALA CANT HEAR YOU OPAL IS PERFECT
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>>89552642
Opaldemption when?
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>>89552682
When Opal is great, but she's also half worst gem.
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>>89552655
>implying glorious loyalist will ever be "redeemed"
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>>89552556
>it wasn't an oversight
>they shortened it on purpose
sure, fampire
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>>89552330
LITERALLY GOING TO HAPPEN
PERIDOT IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT
MG IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT
THE PARALLELS WERE REAL
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>>89552714
What redemption could she need?
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>>89552700
>there's 5 blue gems
>BD is the first one that comes to mind
>imagining Jasper being dominant over the giantess gem

GET ME FANART NOW
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>>89552690
Love this artist. Her Spicy Gem tumblr is patrician as fug.
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>>89552642
Here's hoping bloople and one of the famethyst run away together.
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>>89552751
actual dialogue :(
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>>89552273
Remember when tumblr was saying hilary was racist and fetishizing Japanese culture for making these school promos
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>>89552771
That's not redemption, that's just more character development.
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>>89552775
remember that time tumblr didnt do a retarded thing? yeah, me neither
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SU is still disturbingly similar to this.
>Fusion.
>Beaches.
>Future vision.
>Grimdark mixed with noblebright.
>Aliens.
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>>89552625
I swear, it's like Sugar is going out of her way to appeal to everyone's sexual deviancy. Which, due to my own personal philosophy ("If you're gonna be a pervert, at least be fair about it."), I can't even really bitch about it. Fuck.
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>>89552796
facts
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>>89552655
>Jasper baking delicate souffles and cakes

hnnngh
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>>89552761
>Spicy Gem tumblr

just checked it out

I'm not even into Gem lewds

but NIGGA GOD DAMN
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>>89552655
When Jasper is freed, the Barn gems should start a book club to expand their understanding of earth culture beyond Camp Pining Hearts. They can start with Your Baby Can Read! books, for Jasper's sake, and work their way up from there.
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>>89552397
As am I, both Connie and Lapis desperately need more interaction and depth.
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>>89552783
>implying I'm posting from a phone just because it says image.jpg

Also, hello indexer
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>>89552783
Glad you're finally coming out of the shell and taking it like a man there bud.
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>>89552806
dbz has all those things too
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>>89552625
>Jasper growls/purrs in that scene after pummeling the fuck out of the corrupted gem

FUCK
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>>89552213
for a second I thought that thumbnail was Fucher and was disappointied its just some generic tumblr shit
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>>89552821
Lapis reads pretty hairstylist.
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>>89552775
Some of them still are

Because SU totally isn't a huge rip-off of the exact culture she's paying homage to
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>>89552836
Fuck off, Pat.
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>>89552725
Yeah, but luckily Amethyst helps balance that out.
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>>89552840
>growling
I want to suckle on her 10 dog nipples
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>Steven were are you hiding I just want to show you my love.
>Is it because I stabbed that brown girl?
>She was going to take you away from me I can never allow that, now come here I promise I wont hurt you.
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>>89552861
You would think about maybe making it so it seems like two people are defending you, but when you just post only once to defend yourself you don't make a convincing defense there lad.
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>>89552870
oh lawdy, i know you just didnt go there
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>>89552761
>>89552820
Link?
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>>89552861
>still doesn't get that I'm posting from a tablet
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>>89552821
I've always enjoyed the idea of Amethyst teaching Jasper to read with smutty romance novels.

Basically this: https://youtu.be/d0YyuppDBJw?t=14
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>>89552911
literally google spicy gem you retard

http://spicy-gem.tumblr.com/
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How did we go from this?
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>>89552942
To this
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>>89552840
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv73fEG_8fY
sounds like she's trying to push out a big shit
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>>89552942
To this?
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>>89552942
no one cares
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So what's our stance on fanfics?
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>>89552925
>smutty romance novels
Then wouldn't Nanfua be better to teach her?

Don't think I didn't see what you were reading in the library, you dirty old woman.
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I only like this cartoon for the porn.
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>>89552925
>implying amethyst can read anything past the labels on food
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>>89552974
I only like this for sapphire and to see how it'll end.
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>>89552974
i haven't liked this cartoon since season one and don't know why i'm still here
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>>89552970
>our
Please. Think for yourself.

This is not the leddit hivemind.
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>star vs evil season 2 episode 9
>the word 'patriarchy' is actually said
and were the sjw cartoon?
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>>89552999
No fucking way....
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>>89552937
I went there and it wasn't it and I had no reason to expect a hyphen
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>>89552806

PISS OFF
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>>89552937
Oh jeez, she's going to be an amazing artist when she figures out you can color drawings
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>>89552942
>>89552954
A dead sister, a war, and about 6000 years. People change, Garnet's story was told from her biased perspective, and this show has a history of portraying the antagonists as being more than they seem. It ain't complicated.
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>>89552998

I mean in terms of posting them here.
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THIS SHOW TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING TRANNY
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>>89552806
Tbh, Bionicle has more in common with GR15 than Gay Space Rocks
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>>89552967
Blue Diamond's hair tube/handle/loop, whatever you want to call it, freaks me out a little. It's almost like a noose. Is she going to hang herself with it?
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>>89552978
>implying we haven't had several scenes of Amethyst reading
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>>89552727
Jasper is loyal to her mommies Pink Diamond and Lapis and will breastfeed any little Jewish boys they tell her to
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>>89552978
Amy reads tho
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>>89553021
>phones can still call people
>If I had one I'd have social interaction besides 4chan
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>>89553038
Try and find out.

Not too far removed from fanart is it
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>>89552999
>uses the word partiarchy
That's not even inherently bad. It simply depends on the context.
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>>89553052
why the fuck is jasper an elf
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>>89553049
It was her bra but she gave up trying to keep it on when her titties kept popping out

Her nipples are Hope Diamonds
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steven universe turns women into lesbians
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>>89553062
>implying she's not just looking at pictures like lapis was
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>>89553070

All I know is that it's been deleted from these threads for not being /co/-related.
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Post all your Blue Diamonds or I'll crash this thread with no survivors.
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>>89553049
>BD kill herself with her own hair.
Shit is that even possible?
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>>89553091
She actually moves her eyes, unlike you, Lapis.
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>>89553088
*Jasper turns *everyone *gay and *trans
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>>89553077
The artist used to be in the Homestuck fandom. Long ears and tentacle genitalia are a dead giveaway.

The worst thing about that is the aliens in Homestuck don't have either of those features in canon. The fans made it all up.
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>>89552999
>>89553076
SU isn't even all that SJW-ish either, most of the lesbian themes are not apparently all that often and are only brought up if the writers REALLY go out of there way to make a suggestive scene with the gems.
Which doesn't happen often.
Not even Ruby and Sapphire act all that gay-ish recently.
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>>89553088
I think you mean Steven turns woman straight my friend,
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FUCK THIS DUMB ASS SHOW FOR MAKING ME WANNA BE A GIRL

I WANNA BE NORMA AND FUCKING SUGAR TURNED ME INTO A FREAK!!!
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>>89553076
>"i hate contributing to gender stereotypes"
>"fights the patriarchy"
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>>89553136
*NORMAL I WANT TO BE *NORMAL

BUT NOW I WANT TO BE NORMA TOO BECAUSE OF THIS GAY ASS SHOW
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>>89553125
i dont think hussie actually drawing tentadicks would make anything 'better' or even 'less bad'
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>>89552970
Good!
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>>89553143
#edgy on purpose
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>>89553143
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>>89553143
>pedophile being used in a positive light
current year, people
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>>89553155
It's bad because ridiculous fan ideas that came out of nowhere became ubiquitous.
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>>89552213
So did we become a refuge for some sort of Bionicle remnant thread or something?
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>>89553143
This is a blog that purposefully baits tumblr and it successfully works.
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>>89552966
the eyes
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>>89553070
>>89553161

If that's the case, then I'll leave this here.
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>>89553129
Aside from displaying stereotypical flamboyant behavior that no real person has as part of their actual personality, how does one "act gay"?
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the fandom has reduced my enthusiasm for this show

all i wait for is leaks
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>>89553199
You don't even need to check tumblr, just go over in her room in the barn and see what she did to Jasper and Sapphire.
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>>89552970
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12158092/1/Gems-Are-Unbreakable

This is the only one I like
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Cute.
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>>89552906
scum
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>>89553211
I believe it's just shit like this that's constantly called "gay"

Side from the lesbians and suggestive scenes though?
This show is pretty normal.
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>>89553129
SU just acts like its a normal thing, which all shows should. It doesn't show a gay couple, and then makes a big deal out of it. They don't put fucking medals on the creators, and praise their names like they did something absolutely groundbreaking. Its just part of reality now.
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>>89553223
lapidot gets far too much hate

its not nearly as bad as everyone here makes it out to be
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>>89553039
Stop LION.
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>>89553199
Is this real lmao

I wonder how raven and zuke got along
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>>89553254
I think people moved on from hating Lapidot and hate how forced it was.
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>>89553254
No, but it's still pretty shit.
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>>89553223
>>89553254

kill yourself
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>>89553175
She can't help it.
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>>89553254
>literally poisoned the show
>not nearly as bad as everyone here makes it out to be
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>>89553254
Yes it is
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>>89553258
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY

MY LAST TWO PURCHASES ON AMAZON HAVE BEEN AN EPILATOR AND RAINBOW THIGH HIGH SOCKS

IM IN FUCKING DEEP
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I really want origin episodes for Pearl and Amethyst, like how they became CGs. I need to see cute sad Amy when she emerges to find she's alone and abandoned. If they don't ever make these I will sudoku.
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>>89553286
heres a (You), now kys
>>
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>>89553254
Fucking neck yourself, lapidirt. You and your shitty ship are everything that's wrong with this show.
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>>89553311
you should kill yourself
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>>89553199
>Jasper will never sexually assault you
>Lapis will never rape you
Whyy does it have to be this way my lord my savior Jesus Christ?
>>
has the new episode leaked yet?
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>>89553286
Well stop it then. Fuck.
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>>89553234
>tfw you notice all Rubies seem to make creepy faces when aroused
Thanks for ruining this scene for me, Eyeball.
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>>89553241
Only thing that's even remotely an issue in SU is the fact it awoken tumblr with a vengeance and they think they're basically the fandom for the show.

But other then that, SU is just "gay" but it's not "overly" gay and trying to be noticed for it's gayness.
>>
/fit/ Connie is best Connie, we need more art of her
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>>89553333
>3333

Checking.
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>>89553305
We already know everything there is to know about amethyst.
I'm sure there will be 500 episodes about pearls backstory though don't worry.
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>>89553305
I want flashbacks to Amethyst popping out of the ground naked and immediately crushing rocks and Jasper popping out of the ground naked and immediately crushing crystal gems
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>>89553267
no more forced than any other relationship that was built up in the show besides steven and connie

su has been notoriously poor at building up relationships realistically - everyone becomes friends in about 2 minutes after crying for a bit. even pearl and greg's long-standing issues were resolved through one episode of singing and crying. lapidot is no worse
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>>89553286
I hope you are a hot trap, and not a gay one.
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>>89553333
I CAN'T I LIKE IT TOO MUCH

DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING IT IS BEING TREATED LIKE A GIRL DAY TO DAY? IT'S AMAZING.

WHY DID SUGAR DO THIS TO ME
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>>89553321
You should have a nice day
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>>89553372
>lapidot is no worse

>Lapidotfags actually believe this
>Zukefags still exist
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>>89553305
Ya I mostly want Amys back story, which SHOULD have been the kindergarten kid

Im still salty over it
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>>89553341
*making this scene better
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>>89553313
>>89553281
antis are always so hilariously dramatic
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>>89553372
>defending cancer
GO FUCK YOURSELF

LAPIS IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOUR QUEER OVERLORD AND HER SELFISH OBSESSION
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>>89553372
Amethyst and pearl went from being at each others throats constantly to becoming friends again pretty naturally, I think.
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>>89553395
>constantly avatarfagging with a shitty meme ship
>Why do people hate us?
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>>89553345
>Tumblr blowing things out of proportion.

Gee when has that ever happened?
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>>89553254
Old Lapidot was fine. New Lapidot is as cancerous as everyone says.
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>>89553390
SU is just the show you decided to project your mental illness on.
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>>89553418
falseflaggers stop drinking please
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>>89553326
No. Time to go back to sleep anon.
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>>89553076
Any modern usage of the word patriarchy is 9.9 times out of 10 going to be incorrect and laden with SJW undertones.
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When will Pearl confront Steven about her attraction for him?
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>>89553416
Fuck off Zukefag. Her writing is the worst thing that could have happened to the show. It had to get to the point where even BECKY wouldn't tolerate her bullshit anymore and had to tell her to stop writing her awful ship.
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>>89553305
>that image
WTF I love Amethyst now!
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>>89552705
switch would and whinging
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>>89553372
>no more forced than any other relationship that was built up in the show besides steven and connie
>literally went from one moment of non-enmity to bffs offscreen
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>>89553428
It feels like they were only using SU to push their progressive "lol superior female race111!!!!!" agenda."

They've apparently high-tailed it and are now redesigning not only the character's appearances but their personalities as well.
They're THAT pissed the show didn't cater to them.
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>>89553456
you should kill yourself
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>>89553442
>defending old lapidot

cringe
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>>89553407
Lapidotfag≠Zukefag
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>>89553372
Sorry, Lapidot is a lot worse
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>>89553445
NO I DIDN'T FEEL THIS WAY BEFORE I WATCHED THIS SHOW

THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY PROMOTING HOMOSEXUAL AND TRANSGENDERED BEHAVIOR WITH IT'S TALK OF FUSION BEING "LOVE" AND HAVING STEVONNIE BE A GIRL WHEN STEVEN AND CONNIE ARE FUSED

I WAS GOING TO BE A NORMAL MAN WITH A WIFE AND KIDS AND NOW I WEAR DRESSES AND GET MA'AM'D AND MISS'D
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>>89553199
they used garnet as an example of fusion without consent being impossible (gem mutants notwithstanding), then say lapis violated jasper by keeping her in a fusion without her consent

eh????
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>>89553492
Shut up watermelon anon.
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>>89553390
Just fucking lift. Goddam.
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>>89553464
all this talk about zuke and lapidot is making me giddy. cant wait to see the UPROOTED episode
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>>89553486
You're right, but Zukefags are the only ones who excuse or defend her writing.
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>>89553492
What gem do you want to fuse with?
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GUYS
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>>89553500
YOU SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY THIS SHOW

>>89553503
I CANT THE HORMONES MAKE IT SO MY MUSCLES DON'T BUILD LIKE A BOYS ANYMORE
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>>89553323
i need more steven gets trolled
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>>89553484
All Periships were better before she turned into a child
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>>89553468
>didn't already love amethyst


whoever boards her like this is god
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>>89553516
I would fuse with Sapphire.
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>>89553507
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>>89553199
Look, basically it's like trying to pressure a trap into a sex and he agrees and then out comes the dick and you're trying to get out of there but then you're sad gets pounded. That was the finale of season one.
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>>89553199
I wonder if they'll ever explain how Lapis was able to keep the fusion together, when it's shown to be pretty easily disrupted otherwise.

Just through sheer hatred and willpower?
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>>89553492
Why do people even like dressing like women?

You'll look horrible when you hit your late twenties and start balding and actually start looking like the man you should of been
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>>89553474
its not really that hard to imagine their relationship improved overtime offscreen. i agree that it would be nice to see some of the development in between but it's not completely unreasonable. i mean, god forbid things can occur beyond steven's perspective, right?
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>>89553410
>They're gonna give me my own Pearl!
Ew, stop it! I'm used to the fans sexualizing gems like this, but the show itself is usually more subtle about it.
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>>89553545
Good choice.
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>>89553542
Kill yourself
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>>89553541
It drastically improved stevidot. He already had a bunch of /ss/ options but now he has a cute little sister too.
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>>89553556
THE HORMONES STOP ME FROM BALDING

IVE ACTUALLY REGROWN THE HAIR IVE ALREADY LOST
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>>89553492
Get over it

Accept who you are and move on
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>>89553542
hey anon

its the scary boogeyman zuke who draws her that way
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>>89553545
>>89553564
Same
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>>89553416
>antis

I've only seen the worst of the worst scum use this word
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>>89553590
hey lapidirt

fucking kill yourself
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>>89553497
the only reason she was able to hold her inside of malachite in canon was because of her water powers but they didn't mention that
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>>89553542
Amethyst is a cute
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>>89553579
Huh, that's pretty neat
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>>89553559
>its not really that hard to imagine their relationship improved overtime offscreen
This is such a laughable excuse for bad writing.

"I don't have to develop it, the fans can do that for me."

And they were never plausibly put together in the first place, not counting the jokes Barn Mates was just a bunch of contrived bs.
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>>89553596
are anti shippers not retards? or have you not been on tumblr
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>>89553642
*jasperfags
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>>89553642
I AM, IM A FREAK

IM A FREAK BOY THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW
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>>89553632
This is basically what Zuke did.

Start --> [What should be the middle but it doesn't exist] --> Finish
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>>89553542
I like the hair but something about the way Zuke draws her always seemed a bit weird to me.
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>>89553642
Always here
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amethyst is a SLOB
she probably stores food in her HUGE GEM VAGINA
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>>89553611
eh, to me thats a headcanon excuse for something that has no real solid explanation
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>>89553565
>>
>post lapidot
>thread goes into an autistic fit
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>>89553642
Jasper is only meant to pleasure Lapis and Sapphire.
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>>89553559
>I'm okay with writers not actually writing and putting effort into developing a relationship and leaving it to the fans to write literal fanfiction to fill in the gaps

I don't mind lapidot but goddamn, do you even hear yourself, anon?
>>
MY HIPS ARE HURTING THE HORMONES ARE MAKING MY HIP BONES GROW

THIS IS WHAT STEVEN UNIVERSE DOES, IT MAKES PEOPLE DO THIS
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>>89553642
There should be no more hate, everyone should just come together and bond over loving Jasper and appreciating how perfect she is.
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>>89553641
I mean the word 'antis' itself, in any context
>>
whatever happened to not being able to juke the zuke
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>>89553660
I always like Zuke hair but also I think the small pupils make her look less cartoony and I like that
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>>89553684
Lapis isn't real.
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>>89553683
>Be a faggot
>People call you a faggot
Whoa
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>>89553683
Ran out of things to say in favor of your shit ship, huh?
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>>89553632
>trying to talk sense into a lapidot fan
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>>89553698
okay
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>>89553715
Try again senpai.
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>>89553706
she ended up getting juked, thus making cant juke the zuke statement untrue
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>>89553533
You're just an attentionwhore, dude.
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>>89553706
She juked herself, pretty irreversibly.
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>>89553706
Top experts have concluded that you can, in fact, juke the Zuke
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>>89553706
the zuck got cucked
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>>89553668
>"how I was constantly fighting to keep her bound to me!"
In Jailbreak she forms chains around malachite's chest to keep Jasper from escaping/the fusion from falling apart and in Chille Tid she had water chains coming out of the balls of her fists to form cuffs around Jasper's wrists
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>>89553726
I'm not even the same anon.
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>>89553703
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOD

ILOVEJASPER
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>>89553698
>Hormones pills also made you into a hysterical woman

Poetic
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>>89553632
yet most casual fans won't give a shit and it remains the most popular ship in the fandom, despite the "bad writing". you know why that is, anon?

because most people aren't retarded and realise that any ship besides stevonnie and garnet only exist to be teased in the show
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>>89553780
IM NOT HYSTERICAL IM JUST TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THE DAMAGE THIS SHOW DOES
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>>89553642
Ayo what's gucci muh /freak/s?
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>>89553542
>anti-Zuke autists have gotten so bad that we have to spoiler praise of her episodes
>>
>>89553698
I wish Steven Universe would help me grow my very own breasts to produce breast milk with.
>>
>>89553771
neck yourself, tomatoe-pie

you're an ugly attention whore that sucks at drawing
>>
>>89553813
>Zukefags still exist
>>
>>89553821
IM CYCLING A HORMONE THAT MAKES ME LACTATE MILK SO I CAN HAVE BIGGER, FULLER BREASTS
>>
>>89553821
Jasper? My sveet? Is that you?
>>
>>89553829
Perifags = Lapidotfags = Zukefags
This isn't rocket science people, why do you think all of our perifags went silent as lapidot continously grew?
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>>89553778
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

Jasper!
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>>89553771
lets post more good content for these overly dramatic fools
>>
>>89553805
Dudette, you should totally start a live stream about the dangers of Steven Universe. Let the world know
>>
>>89553801
>yet most casual fans won't give a shit and it remains the most popular ship in the fandom, despite the "bad writing". you know why that is, anon?
Because people attached themselves to the ship arbitrarily before they even had any interaction together to the point where now they defend it to death no matter what. I'm not gonna read your spoiler because I know that's the answer.

And defending bad writing as "people don't care about bad writing" is even dumber than your previous post, so congrats.
>>
I just like Peridot, Lapis is okay but we all know that our green goblin should be with Even Steven
>>
>>89553856
*autistic cancerous pieces of shit
>>
>>89553860
I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO THAT

IM ALSO PREPARING MY EVIDENCE FOR A LAWSUIT AGAINST REBECCA SUGAR FOR TURNING ME INTO THIS
>>
>>89553822
Tomatoe-pie is dead, anon. I'm sorry that no one told you.
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>>89553892
Do you need attention this badly watermelon anon?
>>
Lapidotfags out in full force because they know they've been

>U P R O O T E D

and

>D E S T R O Y E D
>>
the homeworld gems were a mistake
>>
>>89553903
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME WATERMELON ANON
>>
>>89553906
Lapidotfags are always out in full force because they need their self-insert ship to always be in the limelight. Any disagreement with or dislike of their ship is seen as a personal attack.
>>
>>89553910
This whole fucking fandom was a mistake
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>>89553910
Jasper is the best thing to ever happen to me
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>>89553856
you got it boss
>>
>>89553928
Not really, tumblr latching onto the show was a mistake.
>>
>>89553929
You were also a mistake.
>>
This entire show was a mistake
>>
>>89553937
>blushmallet
>>
>>89553942
how can tumblr latch onto it when it's tumblr incarnate in the first place
>>
>>89553706
We could not juke her, but her greed consumed her and eventually she juked herself
Only a zuke can juke a zuke
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surprising considering the episodes were already leaked.
>>
Yesterday I ran into Rebecca Sugar at the grocery store. I walked up to her and said I was a big fan of her work and it was really cool to meet her, but I didn't want to act like a douche and bother her by asking her for a picture or something

She said "Oh, like you're doing now?" All I could say was "huh?" And she kept going "huh? Huh? Huh?" And got all in my face about it. After that I swear I heard her walk off laughing. Later at the checkout she tried to leave with like 50 fucking pumpkins without paying for them. The cashier said "ma'am, you have to pay for those!" And she got all upset. The cashier starts scanning one pumpkin over and over, but sugar insists they have to be scanned individually to prevent "electrical infetterance" then dhe turned around and winked at me. Im not even sure that's a real word
>>
>>89553856
>>89553937
samefag
>>
Reminder that an anti-zukefag last night admitted to samefagging all the time to fool people into agreeing with him.

He literally forces it into every conversation.
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>>89553853
I want to crawl under that blanket and get high off of her smellz
>>
>>89553856
>>89553937
Wait till bump limit.
>>
>>89553978
Reminder that Zukefags literally false flag all the time and last night was no exception.
>>
>>89553963
It's not.
>>
>>89553966
wasnt random, people tried to get it trending
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>>89552850
He wasn't wrong though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQJhucmYKYw
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>>89553875
>"I'm not gonna read your spoiler"
>reads my spoiler

alright anon, ill just go ahead and pretend to have not read your entire post
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>>89553946
Jasper is a miracle

she is love

she is life

she is god
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>>89554003
hmmm convincing....... but i disagree
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>>89553942
>he thinks tumblr isn't entirely responsible for the state of /sug/ whether we like it or not
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STOP PROMOTING THIS SHOW!!

STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW!!

YOU ARE SUPPORTING THE POISONING OF A GENERATION!!!!!!!!
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>>89554009
>Funko Pop
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>>89553937
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Since Peridot wears a bowtie does that mean she's the man in the relationship?
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>>89554001
>projecting
It's not any wonder why as soon as the admitted autist and his filename system showed up today is when people started talking shit about Zuke with zero provocation. No one was talking about Zuke until he showed up and suddenly every minute there was another link to his post saying they agreed with him. This was the identified samefagger from last night.
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>>89553801
Honestly, its really sad that lapidot is the most popular ship in the fandom, way more popular than the ship b/w the protag and his love interest
Even more popular than rupphire, a canon gay relationship

Where did sucrose go wrong
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>>89553977
you'd love to believe that, wouldn't you?
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>>89554015
>>reads my spoiler
I didn't, everything I replied to was in your main post, though it doesn't surprise me that you're too dumb to know even what you yourself wrote.
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RIP the ratings

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-monday-cable-originals-network-finals-1-30-2017.html
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>>89553989
this was me

am i famous
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Jasper is the best gem!
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>>89552213
Delicious DESIGNATED feet
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>>89554057
Case in point right here. Nothing more needs to be said.
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>>89554057
You're not seriously implying that half the posts in this thread are the same guy, are you?
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>>89554074
1.3 is good considering CNs fuck ups
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>>89554058
this is exactly what sucrose wanted
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>>89554025
That post is literally throwing tumblr under the bus.
I just don't think they were always fucking us up.

>>89554063
Prove it then.

>>89554074
If we're still in the top 150 this is an issue.
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>>89554074
bye bye su nobody will miss you
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>>89554058
>Honestly, its really sad that lapidot is the most popular ship in the fandom

It got insanely popular before everything turned to shit, and people just stuck with it.
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>>89554009

That's just a well-made custom POP, just like the Watermelon Steven POP from last year.
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>>89554074
1.35 is totally standard for us and is surprisingly good given CN's stupidity
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>>89554074
Less than 1mil is danger zone.
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>>89554103
Except /co/ apparently.
Because they never want to stop making discussion threads to get mad at.
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>>89554074
YES!!! YESSS!!!

THIS DISGUSTING SHOW WILL BE CANCELLED SOON!
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>>89554129
ironic hateboner is ironic
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>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
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>>89554140

And ironic shitpisting is still shitposting.
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>>89554073
what was that? did someone just reply to me?
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>>89552213
I really want Steven to get back and shit's just fucked.
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>>89554058
Canon ships always bore people. If peridot and lapis ever made out or whatever people would stop caring and go back to, I dunno, fucking pearlmethyst or whatever.
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>>89554158
>Shitpisting
*shitposting
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>>89554020
She is beauty. She is grace. I want this gem to sit on my face.
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>>89554102
aight
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>>89554158
There's nothing even wrong with "shitposting" anyway. Fucking newfags don't even realize that what's called "shitposting" these days was just posting back in the day.
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>>89554178
what happened to pearlmethyst

that was some good shit
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>>89554219
kill yourself
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>>89554154
>Steven cums as Pearl's mucus enters his body
>Pearl quickly detaches herself from Steven and puts her face to his quivering Penis
>She begins to snort his cum up her nose
>It flows into her body and impregnats her
>9 months later a human/Pearl hybrid is born and Pearl dies
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>lapidotfags aren't that bad guuuys
>i'll prove it by spamming lapidot
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>>89554219
Pearl only likes big quartzes
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>>89554250
Pearl specifically likes women with chub, pink hair and that are about one head taller than her
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>>89554243
The cognitive dissonance of lapidirts is amazing, but you can't blame them. It's the only way they could continue to ship their meme ship after it's practically confirmed dead.
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>>89554241
And he has Rainbow Quartz powers
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>>89554243
people posting images on an imageboard, what a tragedy right?
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>>89554241
>Pearl dies
Wasn't sold until this part
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>>89554096
No, I don't even think he is capable of that. However he instigates it literally every day and samefag agrees with his own posts. They are usually the same kind of mindless posts of agreement that add nothing to discussion and they come in constant succession.

Again, this is the same anon that admitted he samefags to fool people into agreeing with him. Why he admitted to this last night I can only speculate. My guess it was a cry for help.
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>>89553975
Is this a meme or something? I remember reading a similarly worded story, but it was for some other fandom.
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>>89554283
This is the spammer equivalent of "she threw herself in front of the car, officer, I swear".
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Instead of spamming Lapidot, wouldn't you rather laugh at Rebecca's weird furry fantasies?
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>>89554315
its a pasta that started with musicians (flylo i think)
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If I could begin to fuck
Half of what I'm going to suck
I could do about anything
I could even go up the butt
Like you
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>>89554305
pretty fitting for all the oversensitive folks in this thread
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Peridot is for Steven. Please stop all this Lapidot spamming, it's triggering me.
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>>89554325
Or discuss how hot her mom is even while old and pregnant?
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>>89554311
This is getting out of hand. I honestly didn't expect this- I was just messing around with you absolute dumbasses.

You're pretty fucking autistic for taking the bait straight to your heart.
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>>89554152
I wonder if sucrose has seen this yet

What does she think of that "narcissist with a children's tv show" comment
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>>89553642
late /FREAK/ reporting
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>>89554325
Lapis makes out with Sonic.jpg
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>>89554325
nah, i dont really see sugar as a furry
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>>89554359
post stevidot then
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>>89554378
Laughed and laughed as she wrote more lapidot-destroying episodes.
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>>89554395
Instead of spamming Lapidot, wouldn't you rather not spam Lapidot and post literally anything else instead?
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>>89554395
She wanted to make out with an anthro, she's a furry.
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Daily reminder.
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>>89554183
>buff, cute women with flowers in their hair
That's cheating. There is no way not to love them after seeing that.
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>>89554440
why would i want to do that?
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