>that episode where hank gets swole

>>89536303
SWANK

He seriously looks like a greek god in this. It's a marble classic pose.

>>89536442
What would Hank be the god of?

>>89536571
C3H8. He's the god of C3H8.

>>89536571
propane

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>>89536571
...Really? Propane wasn't the first thing that came to mind?

>>89536571
Propane anon. Propane.
You give him offerings by grilling.

>>89536609
>>89536612
>>89536642

Good to see we're all on the same page.

>>89536303

How hard do you think he crushed Peggy's puss in that episode?

>>89536725
He crushed it hard, with hard accessories.

>>89536609
>>89536612
>>89536620
>>89536642
I meant more along the lines of concepts, not things that physically exist. I guess there are gods of fire and the like, though.

>>89536784
Think of the hidden esoteric symbology of propane anon

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>>89536303

AI YAI YA YI YAAAI

capatcha: ORAmica

Hank was a pussy. A dog that was all bark and no bite. The only person's ass he ever kicked was Jimmy Wichard's ass, and that guy was an obvious weakling. Even Dale could have kicked his ass.

>>89536784
Grilling

Dionysus was for wine and shit and Spongebob was for Fry Cooking

>>89536571
Propane and propane accessories.

And in some of the more heathen offshoots of The Faith he's also the patron deity of grilling.

>>89536910
>Dionysus was for wine and shit
Is there a god of shit? You'd think there would be.

>>89536885
What would Hank's punching sound effect be?

>>89536784
Honest and dependable service.

>>89537016
BUWA BUWA BUWA BUWA

>>89537016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-njtZmmUw4

>>89536988
Sterculious

>>89536303
ugh that one's hard to watch after acquiring a legit glandular problem from medication and developing andropause at 27
nothing like being the biggest, hairiest, biggest-dicked guy around then losing the latter two overnight and never even going on a date

>>89537100
nice

>>89537073
thank you

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>>89536571
propane

>>89537100
>In Roman mythology, Sterquilinus ("manure" or "feces") — also called Stercutus and Sterculius — was a god of feces.
how the fuck was their god of feces named the latin word for feces? wouldnt that be kind of confusing?
>check it out, let's worship Fire, the god of fire.

>>89537382
good but why lightning?

>>89536442
>That episode where Hank disguised himself as a swan so he could have his way with Nancy.

>>89537438
In Latin, it'd be clear whether you're talking about a person or a concept

It's a stupidly complicated language in some regards

>>89537575
ohh you're right, you'd never use feces in the nominative

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>>89536303
>>89537382

Someone do this with OP's picture.

>>89536303
What episode?

>>89537453
Because he won't waste good propane on a heathen.

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>>89536571
>>89536784
Greek God of the Hearth.
It fits because not only those it metaphorically represent traditional familial values and the head of the home, which are values Hank deeply believes in, but Hearth also means "fireplace" which fits with his love of propane that creates fire as well as generally representing warmth and protection.

>>89536303
>I got my own place so I wouldn't have to put up with his crap!

>>89537020
This.

>>89537382
>"That boy ain't right." Propanus said of Hermes upon witnessing his invention of the lyre

>>89537710
but that seat is taken.. by a woman

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>>89537453
good point

>>89537748
oh god, bobby would so be hermes.. in every way except speed

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>>89537792
Every god needs its DEVIL

>That episode where Hank got thicc from wearing his orthotic ass pads.

>>89537792
Now change the thunder symbol to something appropriate

Is everyone forgetting Pigmalion, an episode actually based on Greek mythology?

>>89537792
>I'll teach you how to really light that forge, Hephaestus
>By using clean burning propane, I tell ya what

>>89537710
yeah that's pretty much all propane is good for

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So tell me Mr. Shackleford, what do you know of this fabled Super Propane God?

>>89537773
actually she gave up her seat for Dionysus because she was chill like that.

>>89541048
BWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>89537575
>>89537630

How did Latin even happen?

Actually, better question: how did it take us so long to get to a language as simple as English?

>>89541048
We need Dale doing pocket sand to Beerus.

>>89541096
English is complicated in some regards compared to latin.

A lot of English isn't pronounced how it is spelled. While Latin marks long e sound with multiple Es.

>>89537575
Latin is simple. The rules are always the same. English is the retarded complicated one.

>>89536303
>when you accidentally train so hard you beat Frieza in your base form

WHOOPS!