Is there someone more beta than Doug Funnie?

John Arbuckle

>>89531774
>First answer wasn't OP.

One fucking job.

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>gets his dink wet constantly
>beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
lolno

>>89531671
Me

OP's "Dad".

>>89531671
OP

>>89531927
Also.

>>89531774
It's Jon, you philistine

Also he finally made it with the nurse

>>89531671
>Is there someone more beta than Doug Funnie?

No. If there was some sort of contest to see who the most beta person was, Doug would fantasize about the outcome and ultimately not participate. The prize, of course, would be something Doug wouldn't want anyway so he comes out no better and no worse for his inaction.

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>reminder that Roger Klotz probably fucked Doug's sister and Patti aswell.
That Doug was a cuck among cucks

>>89531774

You have disappointed us all.

>>89535456
>sister

Dipper fucking Pines
>"Sorry for not reciprocating feelings for you, girl whom I had no idea had feelings for me. But I think you should move on though, because even though this girl views me the same way I would view a toddler, I think I have a chance with her."
>"Whoops looks like the girl who is a fourth of my age older than me isn't attracted to me guess I'll just spend the rest of the series sulking about not having a gf! But don't worry the series turned to shit before the above thing even happened!!"

>>89531843
This never fails to make me laugh.

>>89538902
>Just look me in the eyes, okay, Porkchop?
>Can you say you love me, Porkchop?
>Come on, boy, just pretend like you're Patti.
>Please, Porkchop, I need you to be Patti right now...

>>89538958
more

>>89538651
>Doug imagines himself getting in the robot

>>89539053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbfANtWCso

>>89531843
>Its my erect peeEEeenis

Chucky Finster

That short, fat, pink faggot from the AV club that had a fake fight with him.

>>89539289
Fucking Christ

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>>89531774
except Jon got the girl

>>89541890
He grew up to fuck every girl in his group, and then some.

>>89531843
>edited version