ITT: Episodes with a shitty or broken moral.

>>89525914
Come on man, don't hit toddlers

>>89525919
DW knew exactly what she was doing and arthur told her multiple times not to touch the model plane.

>>89525914
I remember there was an early AT episode in which they decided to cut several trees to solve some stupid problem

I wish I remembered the episode's name

Is this show still running? Did they ever fix DW being a horrible, spoiled, evil, demonic, attention-whoring nuisance? I'm typically not the type of person who demands character development in a children's cartoon but DW was so insufferable it hurt to watch.

>>89525965
Yes and no respectively.

DW is a pretty accurate portrayal of a 4 year old desu. You shouldn't fucking hit 4 year olds no matter what they break. Go to the parents and let them dole out justice, hitting her just makes you the bad guy anyway

Any show that uses the "Everybody is a winner if you try your hardest" moral is setting up children for insane amounts of failure.

Yours mine and mine from spongebob

Every Lapis episode.

Every later season 2 episode where Dipper had to apologise.

>>89526060

fuck, are new spongebob episodes having moral lessons in them now too?

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT TOUCH THE DAMN PLANE, DW

>>89525914
Every anti-bullying episode ever.

>>89525949
She's 4 years old.

>>89526019
Yup. Plus, he only got punished (well "punished," oh no no TV for a week so harsh) because he refused to apologize and said he was in the right for hitting her.

As soon as he apologized to DW, she did too.

>>89525914
Literally any boyvsgirls episode ever created

>>89526621
Fuck off is she four.

She's at least 6, what kind of fucking 4 year old talks or acts like that?

>>89525914
I nominate the particularly despised episodes of Family Guy that try to make a point, with morals like
>All Christians are book burning retards
>It's okay if your family abuses you, just as long as they need to in order to stay together
The domestid violence one didn't have a bad moral but it handled everything in such a shitty way

>>89526621
And?

>>89525914
EVERY SINGLE TEEN TITANS GO EPISODE!

>>89526621
then her parents should have been supervising her 24/7

>>89526896
According to the show, she is 4.

>>89527077
>thinking you have to supervise a four year old 24/7

>>89527036
There were morals of the story in ttg?

The point is that it's not OK to hit people even if they piss you the fuck off.

I wanted to see her bleed, though.

>>89525914
OP, if you want more examples, TVTropes has a section called Broken Aesop:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenAesop

>>89527248

> linking TVTropes

I'm torn. Arthur was wrong to use violence, especially on such a young child. I don't really believe in resorting to violence was right. He should have just called his parents or kicked his sister out of his room. And Arthur was just so clouded by anger that he only cared about his feelings.

On the other hand, DW gets no punishment for being a cunt (the mom says she will, but nothing ever comes of that), and it was so fucking satisfying seeing her get hit. DW is such a spoiled brat and she needs more discipline. Or to be killed off - that would be much more satisfying.

So I don't think what Arthur did was right, but I don't blame him for wanting to punch DW.

>>89527456
>DW gets no punishment for being a cunt (the mom says she will, but nothing ever comes of that
Because it's not the point of the episode.

>it was so fucking satisfying seeing her get hit
Granted.

>I don't think what Arthur did was right, but I don't blame him for wanting to punch DW.
Children should be taught they can't always do what they want.

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>>89525914
That episode of Arthur where Arthur bullies Sue Ellen for literally no reason.

>>89527616
>Because it's not the point of the episode.
That's still pretty relevant to the episode. What are kids gonna think when they see that DW gets no punishment for doing one bad thing, but Arthur does for another? I know that as a kid, the episode just made me want to take the "law" into my own hands because the adults in the show weren't able to.

I feel that showing her receiving consequences for her actions would have made Arthur look more unreasonable, and make it easier to see how he was in the wrong. Instead, they swept what DW did under the rug, and it makes it look like she got away with being a shitleg.

>Children should be taught they can't always do what they want.
I agree. I'm saying that while I think Arthur did the wrong thing, I as a viewer enjoyed it.

>>89525919
>>89525949

That's not the point imo. My problem is that Binky kicks Arthur's ass at the end and it's treated like a "HAHAHA What goes around comes around" thing.

>>89526041
Well, it's better than the "Don't even fucking try cause there's a billion people better than you" moral.

>>89527616
>Children should be taught they can't always do what they want

>Children should be taught theres no justice in this world*

>>89525914
> TFW she touches it

>>89526621
The young need to learn.

>>89527456
At the very least; DW should have been the one who had to apologize first.

>>89525914

Arthur taught D.W. a very important lesson: never bully someone stronger than you. Hopefully she will take it at start and don't go poking a sleeping bear next time.

[insert any cartoon episode about bullying]

>>89527723
Arthur didn't even get punished for hitting her, though. He got punished after he backtalked his parents and said he had nothing to apologize for, instead of just saying "I'm sorry DW, I shouldn't have done that." In the episode after he finally apologizes, she does too.

>>89526988
>>It's okay if your family abuses you, just as long as they need to in order to stay together
I seriously couldn't tell if this was a joke or not. It was played completely straight but it's just so absurd.

>>89528200
>It was played completely straight but it's just so absurd.
I think this was you discovering the joke.

>>89525952
I don't remember that one but I remember one episode about two married spiders having marriage problems and the solution was for them to get pregnant and have babies which fixed their relationship problems, so the moral is if you're fighting in a relationship just have kids and everything will be fine

That one was pretty hilariously horrible

>>89528234
Oh yeah, with Bobcat Goldthwait.

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>>89525914
Shows with a shitty broken moral
- the avatar can do anything and get away with it
- it's cool to steal the boyfriend from your friends
- you can punch your problems away
- you don't need to learn anything; eventually things will work out

and that's just Season 1

>>89528234
Wait, wasn't this Miss Spider's Sunnypatch? If it was I think the whole fight was because the female spider wanted to have children and the male spider hated children, so of course in the episode the male spider has to take care of some children and learns that they aren't so bad.

>>89528288
>- it's cool to steal the boyfriend from your friends
All's fair in love and war.

>>89525914
>watch this episode as a kid
>"wow, DW's kind of a bitch"
>get older
>start building models
>remember this episode
>"I hope DW dies in a car accident"

MrEnter pls go

>>89528305
sounds like sunk cost fallacy to me

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>>89528288
Incidentally, Suyin.

Everything about Suyin.

>>89527746
>it's treated like a "HAHAHA What goes around comes around" thing.

How so?

>>89528323
How so?

>>89528333
Arthur's dad literally says
>well now you know how DW felt
and doesn't give a single shit otherwise

>>89528338
now he has the kids so clearly he has to look after them regardless

>>89528358
when I was like 5 I punched my older sister in the face for constantly being a shit to me and my parents turned around and told her 'serves you right'

>>89528491
Yeah, but he only agreed to have children because he learned they aren't complete little shits.

>>89528537
but they are

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If you're looking for a romantic partner you have to go through a full relationship with any girl you're interested in. The dating scene is an inherently sexist concept.

If you're a dude.

>>89527857
This is true though

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>>89525914
Steven Universe
The Whole Gay Agenda is turning our youth into pooftahs

>>89528358
In the scene, Arthur's dad is giving him ice and listening to him, same as he did to DW. Arthur is explaining what happened, and how he was embarrassed and hurt, and Arthur's dad says "Well, maybe that's how D.W. felt when you hit her." Arthur says "Maybe, but, what has that got to do with this? Binky Barnes is huge!" then he realizes that to DW, Arthur is as big as Binky Barnes, and he is able to emphasize that DW felt embarrassed and hurt.

That's not a "HAHAHAHA WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND," it's, "Hey, that's how your sister felt when you hit her, do you understand why it was wrong now?"

>>89528609
If you give multiple girls your number/email then you're the same as a spider-lady who seduces then eats men. Like, duh, of course

>>89528650
well maybe she shouldn't have ignored his multiple attempts at telling her not to mess with his delicate model which was definitely not a toy

>>89528650
And DW never got punished for breaking the plane

>>89528648
UK, please go.

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The gay ending to the Legend of Korra

Bryke should commit japanese ritual suicide for making a shitty series worse!

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>>89528709
>japanese ritual suicide
What an amusing malapropism you made, Anon!

"Japanese ritual suicide" is a kind of math puzzle.

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>>89525914
Those lesbian "girl power" episodes

>>89528609
I know "beta male" is rapidly becoming a cliche insult but wow this episode is so fucking beta.

>>89528748
I thought that was sepaku not sudoku?

>>89527857
How about a middle ground of "sometimes no matter how hard you try some things just aren't going to work out. But that doesn't mean you stop trying"?

>>89528682
It's not okay to hit someone because they broke something. If Arthur had just went to his parents instead of hitting his 4 year old sister, he would not have gotten punished.

>>89528693
Her parents said she would be dealt with, and acknowledged that what she did was wrong when they told Arthur that "what you did was wrong, too." The point of the episode is that it's not okay to hit someone because they broke something, a lesson that Arthur needed to learn.

>>89528821
And the episode fails because the viewer almost certainly hates DW and was on Arthur's side

>>89528305
The male spider was also the villain.

Well, not so much "villain", more like "asshole neighbor".

And he was voiced by Frollo.

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>>89528609
>He thinks that relationships and dating follow set, logical rules

Sorry guy, but even if you don't have a set relationship declared, if a bunch of girls found out you were going out with them simultaneously, they'd be pissed.

Hell, how would you feel as a guy if you found out that a girl you thought you were in with had dated four other guys that week?

Not saying you can't mix it up a little bit at the beginning, to try and figure things out... but it's obviously a risk if the other party finds out.

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>>89527716
Not for no reason, because he thought it was funny. It was a harmless joke everyone laughed at, including Sue Ellen herself, but he took it way too far to try to still be funny.

It actually was pretty funny, just the fucking lengths he went to.

>>89528821
> It's not okay to hit someone because they broke something.

It's okay to hit someone if they break something from you even through you gave them multiple and clear warnings to don't mess with it.

It was not 'just an accident.'

Weirdmageddon part 2

The end of Ass Burgers

>>89528650
>>89528821

So it's okay to hit someone if they have hit someone else, perpetuating the circle of violence and that people must learn through inflicting physical pain on others.

>>89528926
>a bunch of girls found out you were going out with them simultaneously
>a little bit of preteen flirting
>phone number exchanges
>"going out"

>>89529249
>thinking plenty of pre-teen girls wouldn't see it that way

Wew, did you not date anyone until you were 20 or so?

Never knew /co/ is this retarded.

>>89529274
th-there's something wrong with that?

>>89525914
Don't you mean a shitty and broken model?

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>>89528816
>sometimes no matter how hard you try some things just aren't going to work out.
Blade a had pretty good use of this lesson.

>>89528970
Where did anyone say 'just an accident'? Also, it's not okay to hit someone even if they do that.

>>89529223
Where did anyone say that? No one said it was okay for Binky to hit Arthur.

>>89528908
>Well, not so much "villain", more like "asshole neighbor".
Yeah, I remember him being the "asshole with a heart of gold" and actually mellowing out after getting married and having children.

>>89529437

People treated it as it was more like DW being not careful.

And yes, it's completely okay to hit someone to protect your propriety if it's something you gave clear warning to left it alone.

>>89529316
fuck off dw

>>89528754
>the boys were a couple of steps behind them to make sure the girls don't fuck up to bad

>>89529223
Binky apologized at the end because he realized it was wrong and then resolved to never use violence again.

That other Anon summed up the episode fine, it's too bad it's a /co/ meme at this point to just spam BUT HE TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!

>Remember watching this episode as a child.
>Remember getting so goddamn frustrated when D.W. broke the plane.
>Still didn't like that Arthur hit her, coming from a mix of her being smaller/younger than him and being told that you should just go tell your parents or an adult when shit like this happens.
>Then the whole Binky hitting Arthur scene happens and I'm right back to being angry.

I think that's what irked me the most, that they treated Binky hitting Arthur like it was the same thing as him hitting D.W.

Watching the episode again it was clear the writers didn't know how to put a moral into this one other than "Don't hit people", but it makes Arthur's parents come off as irresponsible and neglectful.

>>89529975

The difference was that Binky hit Arthur while he didn't have done anything wrong. It's stupid to dismiss it as karmic justice, since Arthur had already been punished.

>>89527204
hahahahaha

You don't know the kinds of dumb shit little kids will try. I hope you never have children, I can just see how hopeless you'd be as a parent.

>>89529223
Honest question: are you on the spectrum?

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>>89525914

>>89526621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmndJUSIVDo

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>>89526019
Nu-male detected. fuck off I'd knock the shit out of a 4 year old if they broke my stuff.

>>89527217
Almost half of them clearly aren't meant to be taken seriously.

>>89530280
The entire show devolved into asshole characters and frustrating plots very quickly. Everyone Knows It's Bendy was the warning, but we didn't listen. God, we didn't listen.

>>89530403
there's a difference between not being a nu-male and being a caveman

>>89526386
Your first problem was watching shitty shows

>>89526794
IDK The first Power Puff Girls episode with the Rowdy Ruff boys was pretty great.

You can't beat them physically, so please them sexually.

Seems awesome to me.

What is it with manchilden on /co/ being as mature as an 8 year old aardvark?

If your grown siblings broke one of your anime dolls on accident would you sperg out and punch them?

I know the answer is 'Yes'

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>>89526621

>>89530723
my dad damaged my pc this week and if it had ended up being unfixable i would've charged him for a full brand new build or smashed his TV and stereo system, especially since this wasn't the first time he's been irresponsible around other people's property

>>89530723

> accident

If my only four years younger sister broke my toyplane after I gave her several clear and precise warnings that she should have left it alone, and that she has multiple times showed that she has the ability to understand but completely disregard it, you can be sure as hell I'm punching the bitch.

>>89530817
Maybe you should get a job and move out, ya bum.

>>89527616
>Because it's not the point of the episode.
If a kid is watching the episode and they never see DW being punished then they're going to feel that Arthur's punishment isn't justified.

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>>89528774
I see you're new here

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>>89525914
Childhood is when you think Arthur did nothing wrong,

Adult hood is where you still agree that arthur did nothing wrong.

>>89528774
Just ignore him, he's just trying to be funny and failing miserably.

>>89527716
>>89528956
Would've made more sense if it was Binky not Arthur

I mean he was the fucking bully character.

Let's let this thread just die already, okay?

>>89534869
Why?

>>89534869
YOU GREEDY DIRTBAG!

>>89530472
>I'm not a nu-male I swear, just because I eat vegetables, refuse to punish those that need to be punished, and post on tumblr does not mean I'm a nu-male

>>89530817
charging him for it is different that physically attacking him my man.

>>89535410
>vegetables are now only for numales

tell that to popeye you buzzword spewing punk /pol/ bitch.

>>89535564
Man, I knew nu-males had trouble telling the difference between real news and fake news, but I had no idea that they were deluded enough to think cartoon characters are real.

I don't get what the big deal is about morals. When I was a kid I fucking hated shows that tried to shove a moral down my throat and I often actively went against them because the show tried to get me not to do drugs or not to hit my sister or whatever just because I wanted some dumb entertainment, I mean I snuck out of church and slept on the floor because I wanted to avoid morals so bad. If I wanted morals I would've hung out with preachers and teachers and shit, not watch TV eight hours a day. I think most kids are like me and fucking hate morals, you know what I'm saying?

That said, I am totally with Arthur on the hitting toddlers thing, it's all right if they're bitches like DW, all bitches, no matter the size or age, deserve a good smacking just being annoying bitches is enough, you know? So I was thinking, what if there was a cartoon that purposely did all the stuff your parents tell you not to, like the characters hit each other and smoke and drink and unsafe sex and kick each others asses and beat up children and bully the weak and no one learns anything at the end? What would that even be like?

>>89536021
I see you don't even try to pretend you're not underage.

>>89530439
yes and that line in the sand is being bullied by a baby

In Sofia the First, Sofia skips an exam to help out a librarian to find out the librarian was a teacher in disguise & a hidden secret to passing the test. Because she was the only one to stop & help, Sofia got a gold trophy.

>>89537966
How is that a shitty or broken moral? It was more important to help a fragile old lady than be on time for a Princess Test that wasn't that important in the long run.

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>Political Power
>Mayor Dewey lies to the town about how the power would be back on soon, Steven defends him saying that he just lied because he loves them
>The town is okay with it now

>Later on in the series Steven starts getting pissed off that people keep lying to him out of love and demands to know the truth

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>>89538232
>well-intentioned incompetents with good showmanship should be loved
I don't see the problem here.

>>89528693
She got punished when Arthur hit her. What more do you want?

>>89530702
What was the lesson of the second Rowdy Ruff Boys episode?

>>89538075
Well you know how it is anon, some people think that lending out a helping hand to someone that needs it is a stepping stone towards communism.

>>89535564
Spinach's iron content is greatly overstated. Popeye is a propaganda character for the big spinach business.

>>89538653
who cares, it's still delicious.

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>Don't criticize people because they could be much worse.

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>>89538075
Getting a fucking trophy for doing well on a test is fucked up.

>>89538708
Real talk, was Spongebob being a racist against squirrels in this episode? And was Sandy basically putting on a Minstrel show to get back at Spongebob?

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>>89527204
>leave my nephew (4yo) alone for 5 minutes
>when i come back he shitted in a chair
You should ALWAYS supervise children, my wife takes our baby daughter to the bathroom if she's alone because we are 100% sure she will do some stupid shit
children are retarded anon

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>>89525914
I remember being mad at DW and also being mad at Arthur for hitting his sister.

I can remember multiple instances of forcibly removing kebab from premises if I wanted something, like get on the TV or whatever, but never actually hitting her or slapping her. Baby sisters are for protecting from harm not for causing harm too.

Also you know that classic vidya thing where your little sister deleted your save accidentally or whatever?

I did that to her on Mario Party right as she was about to get to the end cutscene where you beat the game :^)

>>89526019
>>89526621

But Arthur's like 9-10 himself why are y'all expecting him to act like a teenager/adult, it's normal to wail on your younger siblings at that age

>>89526041

Kids do that without TV's help. They usually try their best even when they can't progress, because they are optimistic by nature... until they are 7 years old.

I think we should always try anything to know were are we stand, and with that information, we can make a plan to achieve things... or to understand something is impossible to do.

>>89528312
Until they do it to you...

>>89528288
>it's cool to steal the boyfriend from your friends
let's face it, the series finale puts the situation in an even worse light

>>89525914
Arthur, looking back, was way better than it should've been for a PBS kids show. That swear episode is still hilarious to think about.

>>89531159
"Hurr durr everyone on one of the most popular sites on the internet is a NEET loser with anime dolls living off their parents at 30"

when will this meme die
anon could be like 18 or 19, when it's still completely normal to live with your parents

>>89528609
>Mabel always gets away with everything while Dipper is demonized for doing the same thing


I hope Mabel gets hit by a car and Dipper gets to travel the world with his cool Gruncles.

>>89536021
Yeah moral episodes are actually gay as fuck. Every bullying episode/"if you fight back you're as bad as the bully" episode was enraging as fuck. I honestly wish a show like TTG had been around when I was a kid. People forget that when you're a kid all you want to do is be like your cool older brother/cousin/Bart Simpson/cool dudes from movies/whoever and watch violent TV shows and play violent video games and be badass and all that shit.

So to answer your question, I'd say that show would be pretty enjoyable.

>>89539398
We all do, Anon. We all do.

>>89538461
You mean the Chaos Emeralds?

>>89538987
>Let nieces and nephews (who are anywhere from 3-5 years old) play downstairs alone
>Tell them to pick shit up when they're done
>They do
I don't know anon, I think the kids you know are just shit.

>>89538848
It's something like
>Spongebob is cracking racist jokes thinking Sandy can just laugh with them
>Sandy goes over the top to show him how bad stereotypes actually look
>Spongebob, knowing Sandy isn't actually like that, is shown how she feels to be made when he tells those jokes
And naturally the only true moral is that everyone, including yourself, should be fair game.

>>89538602
Kissing makes them bigger and harder (actual quote from the show)

emasculate them and they get smaller and softer.

>>89539302
>Hurr durr everyone on one of the most popular sites on the internet is a NEET loser with anime dolls living off their parents at 30

Butthurt insecure NEET loser with anime dolls living off their parents at 30 detected

Feeling Pinkie Keen

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Any episode of Totally Spies without fetish shit in it.

>>89541138

So none of them?

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>>89540593
well children tend to be different, i'll give you that.
still is a bad idea to let them do things alone, they are too frail and accidents are a given with them. They also tend to be really curious, so if you accidentaly left something to their reach that they shouldnt pick up prepare for trouble
you end up with a lot less problem if you are constantly watching them

>>89528609
Mabel in general
>you can be a total bitch to everyone and never get any actual comeuppance

>>89541078
>PEOPLE ARE BEING LEECHES OF THEIR PARENTS MONEY AT THE AGE OF 40 GO GET A JOB LOOSER REEEEEEEEEE
Neets are not that common, even here on 4chan where the autists like us gather, also consider some people live with their parents to take care of them or if their financial situation got fucked over suddenly
not every poster is a fat neckbeard using a diaper
Im living with my grandma because she's senile and she gets really happy when she sees me around, she was a really nice grandma, so she deserves to be happy in her lasts years

>>89526988
Every Family Guy episode about topical or political issues are "isn't [insert minority group] weird and different and funny? lets mock them!" for 20 minutes, and then "you shouldn't be mean to [minority group]" for 2 minutes.
If you're gonna be racist/homophobic/etc just commit, don't act like you're progressive when you aren't.

>>89528821
>It's not okay to hit someone because they broke something.
DW is a subrational animal. Immediate negative stimulus for bad behavior is the only way to deal with her.

>>89525919
Shit, I kicked my brother's ass over a Pop Tart when we were kids.

>Put a Pop Tart in the toaster
>My favorite flavor, blueberry master race
>Go to my room for a bit
>Come back
>See that little shit eating my Pop Tart
>He went in the fucking toaster and ate my Pop Tart
>Beat his ass with a thousand suns

I don't care what anyone says, what he did was straight up DISRESPECT.

>>89542158
You should've toasted his hands and ate them.

>>89525914
Arthurs a lot older than DW Anon, granted she was a Cunt about it but Arthur could actually hurt her. (and he did.)

>>89542460
He's half a decade older at most. One punch isn't bad and she deserved it, and needs to know about physical punishment early.

>>89535410
>eat vegetables
>nu-male

/pol/faggots confirmed for literal children. Do nu-males also like to take baths and use the potty?

>that episode where Buster steals a toy and Arthur gets in trouble for not snitching on him
what the fuck writers

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>>89543577
The world has always been kinda schizophrenic when it comes to messages about snitching. Sometimes it's betraying friendship, sometimes it's doing the responsible thing.

>>89527187
Didn't she turn 5 in one episode?

>>89538462

> (((punished)))

>>89538462
It wasn't shown on screen so it can be assumed she was talked to without punishment at a minimal.

>>89528153
>>89526477
Why is /co/ so edgy?

>>89544014
Anti bullying made people soft. The only true solution is to fight them so they know you'll stand up for yourself. Especially in this post columbine world of ours, they'll know to never fuck with you.

>>89529733
Not if they're four.

>>89530403
That's fine, because on a hierarchy of physical strength you're basically a 4 year old anyway.

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Lose your shit over missing one recess and punch out two students and you won't get punished.

>>89528956
what was the joke?

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>If you're a boy everything is always your fault and you should completely ignore all your own desires and always do whatever a girl wants because she is always in the right and you should feel bad and apologize even when she's the one to cause a problem

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This episode is about Jake not liking Finn using him as armor, and then attempting to show Finn how much it hurts him physically. Finn shrugs it off and basically tells him he doesn't care if it hurts Jake because Finn doesn't mind getting hurt.

Such a fucked up moral, to tell kids their boundaries don't matter and don't try to stand up for yourself.

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If two family members are fighting, stay out of it and let them settle things on their own.

Shit, Daddy broke Mommy's ribs and disconnected her left arm from its socket. I sure hope they make up soon.

>>89526794
KND had amazing morals

>>89544048

Yeah I really wish the message of every anti-bullying episode wasn't never stand up for yourself. Run away and find an adult. That doesn't stop shit but the message isn't really intended to stop bullying so much as it's an effort to stop liability on the school's part.

>>89526621
*cuts off your dick*
don't hurt me, i'm 4 years old :3

>>89544134
It's realistic

Why do Americans have to hamfist morals into everything?

>>89526794
That kids next door episode handled it great, one of the few times it is.

>>89544221
What's "realistic" about it? That people are dicks?

>>89534869
No :^)

>>89544201
Explain to me what possible situation could involve you getting your dick cut off by a four year-old.

>>89530723
>If your grown siblings broke one of your anime dolls on accident would you sperg out and punch them?
No, I'm an adult with children. What I do is I emotionally abuse them by make them feel shitty, acting as if it was far more important to me than it actually was.

People tend to only think about themselves most of the time. If you make them associate "breaking anon's stuff" with "feeling shitty", they won't touch your shit in the future.

>>89525914
To be fair the moral of don't hit your sister is a good one, but the episode did a horrific job of getting it across. The moral that was shit was that if your son hits his sister, it's considered justice if the school bully beats him up.

>>89541690
does she own the house and if so will you be keeping it when she passes? Cause that would be a win-win

The fifth episode of Littlest Pet Shop had the moral that 'it's OK to disown your friend for returning kindness to people you don't like'.

Seriously, the Biskit twins started being nice to her, so she was nice to them in return, causing her other friends turned against her for being nice to them, then she was the one portrayed as learning the lesson. It was mostly a good show otherwise, but fuck me that was shit.

>>89544068
Come on man. Clarence is a retard. Full on special needs. But they couldn't make a cartoon about a tard school, or include a potato wrangler otherwise people would be upset. So he is just quirky!

>>89525914
The one that pissed me off is the one about the kid with Aspergers, specifically the part where he curls into a ball and screams like autists are prone to do. Yes, autists do that, but not high-functioning autists which he's supposed to be. I have never met someone with Aspergers who does that ball-scream shit.

>>89544161
If they are teenage girls sure.
Girls fight all the time, they yell at each other call each other names, then cry and become BFFS again.
While talking shit behind there backs.
But hey that's life.
Trying to get between them will just put you in the firing line.

>>89528816
Monsters University did this well

>>89544161
>I am a retard and escalate the situation so my strawman fits

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How about 'it's perfectly OK not to listen to safety instructions and lose cargo, provided you can retrieve it and make your entire run again in the space of the 5 minutes before the show starts'. Or literally anything else from the shit era of Thomas.

>>89545303
my mother will get the house,but when she comes to age me and my brothers will receive it

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>>89545623
How about "if you care more about your appearance than your job, you should be imprisoned forever"

>>89545658
To be fair I would imprison him too if he stopped and I was late enough to miss my TV show.

>>89545667
He's not a passenger train. If he was, you'd be trapped in the tunnel with him.

It just means your signed Pinkie Pie poster will be a day late.

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>>89545693
Actually he was hauling a passenger train at the time.

>>89545732
Oh, I must have forgotten
I bow to your superior knowledge

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>>89525914
I sincerely believe this show is the reason we have so many annoying shits as of today, all of them were raised to hate adults because of this damned show

>>89545923
This thread is about specific episodes from shows with a shitty or broken moral, not shows as a whole you think are shit.

>>89546021
Wasn't the moral of the majority of episodes something about not trusting adults, or how adults were a separate race from kids even?

>>89546044
It's a silly cartoon about kids fighting off tyrants and supervillains. You're looking way too deep into it.

>>89546069
Still seems like a bad message for kids, though that may be the jaded adult in me talkin

>>89545227
Family Guy

>>89544173
>>89544226
That's one of my favorite episodes. Oh; how I wanted a spin-off to this.

>>89544226
It's been so long. How did it handle it well?

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>>89545923
I feel like this show was based on the premise that adults are basically big kids and that the kids weren't always in the right for hating adults.

Keep in mind the adults that didn't play along with them or have evil plots were just normal or good people.

>>89546504
they say that people should be allowed to do what they want, and that forcing people to become what they are not is bad.

>>89541602
No, your job is to make the house a safe environment for the children if they find something they shouldn't its your fault, let them explore and make mistakes, play with the world, that's the way how they learn, if you control everything they do they'll become very dependent on the judgment of others and will grow up just like you, watching anime and afraid of taking any risks.

>>89545658
>the filename

kekkaroni

>>89544068
>Don't condone violence!
>Kick the fucker's ass
That was pretty funny

>>89530280
There wasn't really a moral in the episode though.

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its ok to be gay

>no it isn't, it is a mental disorder that will be purged on the day of the rope

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>>89529923
secretly red pilled episode to show that the girls were being juvenile and that the guys would save the day

>>89525952
It wasnt about cutting trees, it was about planting seeds, you mean the one with the evil piggies

>>89528926
Whoa there, Does that spirit have an enormous dick or is it just me? is Zack gay?

>>89525914
Oh I get it, you're an sjw and you think DW is a nazi.