ITT: Characters you relate to

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>>89507526
I'm gonna get shit for this, but
>mother left at a young age
>father was abusive drunk
>mother took younger sister with her
>never loved or experienced love
I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but it's true
and No, I'm not Scrapper you fucking retard.

>>89507643
I love you anon and I am sure your sister does as well

>>89507827
thanks, but I have no idea where she is or what she even looks like. that's always kinda worried me about asking out girls lol.

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>>89507526

>>89510302
Oh dear

>>89510302
MODS

inb4 someone posts bojack horseman

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>>89507526
she's kind of a dyke but i relate to her

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this magnificent bear right here, can totally relate to being pissed off all the time

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>>89507526
I wish I could find a bar as nice as Moe's. All the ones around here are restaurants or aimed at trendy yuppies.

There's no place for me to go drink in amiable silence with the rest of my downtrodden brothers, with the occasional Angry Johnny, Hank Williams, or Gillain Welch song playing on the juke box.

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>>89507526

>>89513064
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>89510285
Same, to be honest.
They even got the nepotism thing down, except my job isn't even that good.

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>>89510302

>>89509176
>>89509176
there's actually a strange phenomenon that makes people that are related who first meet as adults extremely attracted to each other
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction

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>>89507526
>tfw driven to drink

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>>89507526

>>89507643

I'm not Scrapper but I think he would understand your plight and wish all the best for you.

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For a lot of reasons, chief among which is my reliance on substances and general disaffected disdain for everyone and everything that isn't my son.

>>89513064
this desu

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I was the punching bag of my group of friends growing up. Eventually I moved on. Not a very positive experience but it did make for some good stories so thats fair.

Also I'm fucking thick skulled as fuck I never get jokes the first time usually, laugh too much when I do get it or at something nobody else finds funny (or just find things others don't interesting that might seem inane).

>>89512730
why's there a monster looking out of Stu's pocket

>>89512996
I live in a small town and there's no less than 3 Moe's Taverns

fuck outta here Capital Cityboy

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>>89512058
>already posted
FUCK