frumpy linebacker or ginger sex goddess.

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>>89497448
i think the choice is clear

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Hot Dog Water.

i want to take Velma on a romantic date and make her feel good about herself

>>89497453
Frumpy Linebacker it is!

>>89497448
take both.

>>89497489
I want to fuck her to death.

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>>89497448
Linebacker.

More to hold on to.

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Always the ginger.

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>>89497448
Fanon (Thick) Velma > Daphne > Canon Velma

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>>89497478

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Velma, every time.

>>89497448
The doughy one

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Don't ever get contacts, love. I can't see you without your glasses.

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>>89497448
>>89497453
Who wouldn't want a girl who can crush your pelvis while simultaneously calculating the exact amount of force she's exerting on you in her head?

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>>89498987
I can't be seen without my glasses !!

>>89498991
>Who wouldn't want a girl who can crush your pelvis

Velma can't do it, she is mediocre. She needs fanartof insecure dags to make her look good and better than what she actually is.

Velma was kind of a bitch in mystery inc. Daphne was the better girl there

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Why is this a question?

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>>89499089
She's got the strength to carry the rest of the gang like they were nothing and run with them. There's some muscle mixed in with that thickness.

>>89499313
But that's Daphne disguised as Velma

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>>89498987
with sound: >>>/wsg/thread/1491854#p1496284

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>>89499347
I typoed, sound version: http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484545746685.webm

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Every time one of these threads comes up I hear someone accuse /co/mrades of only finding Velma attractive because she seems more attainable. But I know that's not the case with me. I just have a thing for frumpy plain jane nerd girls. My first ever crush was on a frumpy plain jane nerd girl and ever since then I've come to realize they aren't really that attainable at all. They're in much shorter supply than normie girls and those who qualify as being pretty on a local scale. And they're never interested in people like me. They usually go for normies and/or dudes on that Buscemi-Cumberbatch spectrum of being outside conventional beauty standards in just the right way that they swing back to being extremely attractive to them.
By the way, have this picture of what might be the first canon confirmation of the Velma/Shaggy ship featuring Shaggy and what this show tried to pass off as Velma.

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>>89497453
Crystal clear.

>>89499597
That's a rare Velma indeed.

daph always

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>>89499756
How anyone could choose Velma over her is beyond me.

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>>89497961
yep

>>89499321
no, that's a dude

>>89497489
She feels good about herself my dude

>>89499321
Daphnes bust isn't that big.

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>>89500063
Maybe you need to try looking at Velma in a different light.

>>89499597
What was the characterization of this Velma?

>>89500844
Cunty lesbian Velma makes me unhappy.

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I want to ride on the back of Daphne's motorcycle.

>>89497448
They both hit a lot of fetishes for me, but I do prefer Velma. I also generally preferred Zelda to the girl of the week on Dobie Gillis, so it's not an isolated thing.

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>>89500063
It is?

>>89500858
>What was the characterization of this Velma?
the same as WNSD

Was this show so bad that it never aired on Cartoon network.

>>89500844
That's not comfortable at all though

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>>89500844
Fixed.

>>89501034
the reason is an edit?

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Frumpy linebacker

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>>89501034

>>89497453
Velma canonically weighs less than Daphne AND has bigger boobs.

>>89501123

Bullshit

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>>89497540
What's she watching /co/?

>>89500063
>>89500123

>>89503034
Cause bitch's a hobbit

>>89502987
This meets with my boner's approval.

>>89503072
How? it's not the best way to read until you remove the socks.

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>>89499347
>>89499361
>that bashful
>'sorry, I tensed up'

>>89497448
The linebacker, of course.
The sex goddess is nice and all but god that linebacker is THICC

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>>89499361
>The force of the canon below her
>That Hair
>Her demeanor hanging out of the cannon
>"I think I tensed up"

>>89497448
Linebacker. Strong woman with warrior genes.

>>89502987
an edit of my edit? i approve.

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>>89500844

>>89500711
>4'9"
>95 lbs
Where did this thicc meme come from, she is a fucking womanlet.

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>>89507109

>>89507109

People mistaking the baggy clothes for her figure.

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>>89497448
>Velma is very attractive to me.
>Given the proper circumstances, I would court her and eventually grow a respectful relationship through a series of romantic dates to hopefully build her self confidence and then one day get her to do all the jinky things I fantasize about doing with her.
>2.5 kids
>Picket fence
>yada yada

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>>89507685

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>>89499361
we definitely need more spooky Velma pics

>>89507685
I don't like that some people see velma as a Land Whale.
If she is overweight at all, it's not by much.
She's probably just stacked and everyone thinks that huge boobs are attractive so ham beasts with large breasts think if they cosplay velma then it's okay for them to be huge.
It's not okay. Please diet.

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>>89508202
>I don't like that some people see velma as a Land Whale.
Probably because to them they already associate her as big most likely because that's what they're attracted to.
>insert fetish with character
shocking.

>>89507685
I'd hit

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>>89508189
I'm gonna need an artist for this pic.

>>89507685
Would unironically smash all except middle who I would only smash ironically.

>>89509015
Lower-right corner.

>>89509097
Oh. Right. Shit. Thanks, I was distracted by tits.

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>>89509015
>>89509122
Jacques00, also two more pics in the set that are /co/ safe

fair warning, the original version had a dick, I got that edited out over on /aco/ to make it safe to post here

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>>89509161

>>89497448
>>89497453
Uggggg thicker

>>89503318
Why's she peeing? eew

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>>89497448
BOTH! OP will not divide us!

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>>89509974
very true

>>89503500
Even better. Short stacks see the best.

>>89507109
because she's a short stack, that's why.

>>89510154
>See
Are*. The fuck autocorrect?

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>>89497448
Avatar of well known rule 34 animator.

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>>89510800
Holy shit, that is Zone-Tan. What is this from? Also is it time to stream the porn again?

>>89497448
Misato

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>>89510800

>>89497727
Canon 90 pound petite walking sex toy Velma>Daphne>Fanon fat cow Velma

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>>89511309
Scooby Doo DTV movie called Camp Scare

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>>89511377

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>>89511398

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>>89511422

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>>89511443

>>89497448
I never got how everyone was into Velma, Daphne is the superior girl

>>89511309
>Also is it time to stream the porn again?

When isn't it? Bobbi Starr was great in that.

>>89511527
anyone else? I got some time

>>89511486
this. 2bh I just prefer daphne pham

>implying I wouldn't take Velma for my 4-3 scheme and sex afterwards

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>>89511486
Girls with glasses are the shit.

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>>89502987

>>89511309
>Zone-Tan
Bitch that is supposed to be an expy of Raven. Even voiced by the same voice actress Tara Strong.

As much as I love zone-tan, you really need to get your eyes checked.

>>89509974
>>89510026
>Wanting both
Clearly you are the only sane person making any fucking sense in this thread.

>>89512898
thanks

what do you think about Fusion being a possible solution to the question?

I've heard the response of wanting both and that seems pretty reasonable but what does one do if they want neither but they want someone fairly similar to either but more consistent and fleshed out?

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>>89512938

>>89513681
she's cute, but not quite what I had in mind

>>89500063
Daphne looks pretty.
Classy even.
Hot.

But I bet Velma takes it up the shitter so no contest.

>>89510800
>>89511462
Does Velma act as her mentor or something?

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>>89514179
Somewhat.

GOD TIER
>>89497540
>>89497727
this velma

TOP TIER
>>89497665
this daphne

GROSS TIER
>>89497906
>>89497961
this velma

>>89511774
>>89509974
>>89510026
>>89512898
these are the smart people in this thread

Why don't people ever want Daphne and Velma paired up? That would be cute as fuck. Think about it:

Daphne's the rich, stereotypically pretty girl that nonetheless chooses to hang out with a bunch of weirdos to look for ghosts and spooky shit while living out of a van instead of coasting on her money. She wants to BELIEVE. As has been stated in many episodes, Daphne wants the truth and she hopes its supernatural in origin.

Velma is her best friend, nerdy and 'frumpy' and who could be doing better things with her intellect but who nonetheless chooses to hang out with a bunch of weirdos to look for ghosts and spooky shit while living out of a van.

On meeting them you wouldn't think these girls would have anything in common yet they've been best friends through thick and thin. THEY ARE SCULLY AND MULDER. That shit is cool, a shame their friendship has never had much focus.

>>89500844
>>89501123
Good to see the mod doing his job.

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Most versions of Velma are better than Daphne.

However, Mystery Inc Daphne is better than Mystery Inc Velma. I'd almost say Daphne's the best character in that show.

>>89516636
Oh no, a butt! Think of the children!

>>89497448
Maybe the TV I sued to watch Scooby Doo on as a kid had colour correction problems but I always thought Daphne was a blonde and Velma the redhead.

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>>89510800
>>89511377
>>89511387
>>89511398
>>89511422
>>89511443
>>89511462
She's not even the best looking girl in the film.

>>89518077
>hip to waist ratio. it's that important.

>>89516980
Rules, dude.
Nudity isn't worksafe, this is a worksafe board. I have literally been banned for posting characters in bikinis.

>>89497448
Bullshit question, you know Daphne wont do any weird shit. You'd get bored of her in a weekend.

Velma though, she's an animal. She cannot get enough of your cock. Daphne meanwhile is crying because you wanted to stick it in her ass and that reminded her of her dad.

>>89518947
>Velma being a total freak

This pleases me.

>>89519036
Someone post the scene from the movie where she's dressed like a dominatrix.

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>>89497448
>>89497453

Is there like any l-lewd fanart of velma wearing that exact same costume?

f-for science of course...

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>>89497448
frumpy linebacker velma abso-fucking-lutely.

I mean just look at those damn thighs. UNF

>>89500935
>I also generally preferred Zelda to the girl of the week on Dobie Gillis, so it's not an isolated thing.

Zelda is absolutely awesome—and I always wonder why people complain about Velma in SDMI when she acts more like Zelda than she ever did anywhere else...

>>89497478
That Marcie cosplayer is so beautiful. Marcie was the greatest character.

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>>89519380
not that i have seen but here is a fresh gem from the drawthread

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>>89519495

>>89516980
I'm actually browsing this at work right now.

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>>89518077
Fred agree.

>>89518947
If anything, Velma would be a cattier bitch wouldn't do anything. The whole "Velma is super thicc and ultra hot and smart and a sex freak but who's also obtainable" is just waifu-ism.

>>89500844
Velma is not built like this. Any version of her.

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>>89497448
Ever since I was a kid I always liked Velma. And when I realized she had a fan base online I was pleased, but now this is getting ridiculous. I'm gonna go with Daphne. It feels like Velma bandwaggoning at this point

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>>89520794

>too many people like kittens and puppies so i don't like kittens and puppies.

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>>89497448
I like Jay and Silent Bob Velma and Daphne

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>>89518905
>I have literally been banned for posting characters in bikinis.
Because they might have been lolis
Besides that, the mods are fags.
>The nude body is inheritly sexual
Fuck off Tumblr.

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>>89499361
>that pic
HUZZA WUZZA WUZZA!

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>>89499361
>>89522795
and then this happened

>>89497448
Velma is cute. Cute!

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>>89507685
>that middle
i love beccabae so much

>mfw no frumpy linebacker gf.

;_;

I can't understand why Velma does nothing for me. I like girls in short hair and glasses but there's something about her that just turns me off.

>>89524391
She's a high maintenance jerk. That's my reason at least. Also a killjoy.

>>89501123
Why?
Why remove socks/labels/pictures?

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>>89497448

>>89524453
>>89520301
Velma's only like that in Mystery Inc and that crappy Blue Falcon movie though

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>>89528094
Velma for ants

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>>89497727

>>89529386
nice, got a source for it?

>>89531146
Looks like its from http://r3dstar69.tumblr.com/post/156042024948/velma-from-scooby-doo-3

>>89531222
thanks

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What position would Velma and Daphne be better at than the other?