What the fuck was his problem?

Chinese sweatshop animators.

>>89494591
heresy

He wanted to be the big boss

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Just saw this it was pretty good. Tulip a cute

This fucking pigeon ruined the movie for me

>>89495559
>I thought it was a newly gentrified neighborhood!

Made up for it tenfold.

>>89495759
That part was great 5/7

>>89495559
Qt tulip and babys made up for it

i still wait for any Smallfoot news.

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>>89495559

Why did the baby have pink hair?

>>89497349
genetic modification

>>89497370
What a bunch of faggots.

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>>89497349
Who cares, she has ninja skills!

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>>89497561
Ya, your parents should have sent you back when they got you defective.

Did any one notice when they were handing out baby's they gave one to some lesbians? Wtf

>>89497752
did you notice the storks had teeth and then sometimes didnt have teeth

>>89497782
Because they're retractable like cat claws

I mean these storks managed to make baby's out of nothing

>>89494591

Somewhere in-between the scene where he sings "How you like me now" and the helicopter blowing away his towel as you see his mosaic censored ass I decided this would be the most oddly animated movie I will likely ever see.

But not going to lie, LOVED the wolves.

>>89497804
Lost it at "wolf plane" not gonna lie

>>89497804
I honestly didnt expect the Wolf Bridge to be a full on suspension bridge.

A lot of this movie was unexpected, made me laugh a lot too

I really liked how the main character was pretty unlikable, like he wasnt a kind hearted jerk, he was just kinda awful

>>89497752
and then to a gay couple.

after that story of a lesbian pair adopting a kid, forcing it to eat dog feces and vomit and then killing him i fucking despise the idea of same sex couples adopting a child.

>>89497816

Same

>form of suspension bridge!
Ooookay, odd, but I buy that.

>form of boat!
um, I guess that's feasible...

>form of submarine!
Wait, how are they gonna breath [wolves surface to gasp]. Oh.

>form of airplane!
NO FUCKIN- oh LOL

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>>89498033
>after that story of a lesbian pair adopting a kid, forcing it to eat dog feces and vomit and then killing him i fucking despise the idea of same sex couples adopting a child.

>>89498116
then there was the van. and broken heart

>>89498033
>he doesn't like lesbians
Have you ever considered that maybe you might be gay?

>>89498033
i too believe that we should ban cars because people die driving them

>>89497752

One of my favorite parts of the movie. Just imagine all the butt-hurt conservatives having to explain to their little kids why two women raising a baby is wrong while at the same time avoiding the topic of why they can't because that means actually having to talk about sex was worth the ticket price alone.

If I actually saw it in theaters that is. Totally pirated it. Feel bad about it, but didn't think it would be any good.

>tulip's parent was a hugeass family of gingers

what a copout

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>>89498156

holy shit, I totally forgot about that!

>>89498033
I heard a story about some heterosexual parent who drowned a kid for interrupting his X-Box game now I hate all ciscum. DIE CISSY!

>>89497752

It's liberal propaganda, I tell you! Soon our children won't be able to find the difference between what is normal and degenerate!

Who am I kidding?
we won't have any children

>>89498186
>Totally pirated it. Felt bad about it, but didn't think it would be any good.

Good choice. It wasn't. I don't watch that many animated movies this year cuz o' that piece o' shit.

>Let's explain all our jokes!
>And point out all the problems in our script!
>And do NOTHING TO FIX THEM.
>Oh, and don't forget the random outta nowhere sequence that every animated movie needs to have by law!
>And let's throw in transformer wolves, too!
>Aaaand we'll wrap it up by playing on libs' desire for diversity without actually making any of our characters fit the bill, cuz ripping off people is the only way we can get people to see our movies now!

Throw in a few cliches, forced drama, a nonsensical, predictable plot, and you're all set.

>>89499025
>>Oh, and don't forget the random outta nowhere sequence that every animated movie needs to have by law!


>Aaaand we'll wrap it up by playing on libs' desire for diversity without actually making any of our characters fit the bill, cuz ripping off people is the only way we can get people to see our movies now!

care to elaborate?

>>89499104
First one I was talking about the pidgeon musical number, second one I was talking about all the diverse, rainbowesque families of all walks of life... that only appear at the end while the main characters are same ol' white cishets. And talking animals we assume to be white.

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>this is what pixar ex employees need to work on to survive

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>>89499162
Better than what happened to all those Disney 2D animators, amirite?

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>>89499199

what happened to them?

>>89499249
Well, do you see any new 2D films that they could be working on?

he was in a shitty movie

>>89499289

all i know they worked on these short movie about cats and dogs.

>>89498267
what game tho

I can't judge until I know

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>>89499144
What? The main cast was a stork an orphan girl and a baby girl. How is that 'same old cishets' why assume that talking animals are white? Mufasa was voiced by a black guy, but he's a talking animal so I guess he's white.

You have some pretty shit opinions there friend.

>>89500569
Thing about Lion King is... it kinda takes place in Africa. You kinda expect the cast to be African. I mean, that's what the stage show did.

Storks, I don't know where the hell that damn Amazon carrier pigeon company is, but I can definitely recognize it as an American concept. Though, admittedly... some of this ingrained bias on my part, seeing so movies with a white protag I'm kinda inclined to assume the cartoon animals are white unless they sound different, like that racist thug bunny in SLoP.

Still, the orphan girl and the stork are basically in a hetero situation caring for a baby girl, who's basically just there because some stupid kid wanted a sibling. His family's all white, so's the baby.

>>89499104
Those peguin scenes amde me real fucking uncomfortable

>>89495759
>that double subversion with the button

memes

>>89494591
All I know about this movie is that I wanna fuck the stork

This was the first 3D animated film I've watched in a while, do they all look this good now? I was kind of blown away at how good the "graphics" were.

>the wolf leaders were Key and Peele

I was really surprised when I read the credits.
Even after the movie I just couldn't hear them in it.

>>89495559
That fucking pigeon was the funniest part of the movie for me. But then again the whole movie was hilarious.

>>89506225

watch zootopia on bluray it will blow your mind