do you like the Baroness /co/?
Yep
I always found her ugly, probably out of a chlidish "evil is ugly" mentality. I much preferred Lady Jaye and still do.
>>89488128
Of course.
>>89494305
I have kinda the opposite mentality
>>89494305
If I had to play fuck marry or kill I would fuck Baroness and marry Lady Jaye.
>>89488128
One of the best G.I. Joe characters.
This thread could use some Renegades Baroness.
>>89496615
I like you
>>89496654
I liked that she tried to play in the big leagues and was utterly crushed.
>>89488128
kek, all these skintight suits are basically nudes.
>>89496043
>Marry Lady Jaye
>Hey Honey, remember that time you went undercover as the Baroness?
>>89488128
do i love latex?
what a silly question
>>89488128
she's a slut
>>89498554
It was oddly endearing.
Baroness in bikini is best baroness
>>89500086
>>89498533
>>89498543
>>89494702
>>89494736
>>89498533
>>89498543
Timm... Bruce, buddy, I know this is cartoons but I'm wincing in sympathy when I see the anatomy here.
>>89500086
I like a bikini as much as the next guy but >>89498628 beats all as far as I'm concerned.
>>89500279
Oh, are we doing Baroness /co/splay? I can do that.
>>89500395
>>89498691
>.gif
>not animated
You think this is fucking funny?
more asian baroness pls
Then there's this, of course. Honestly, it's not as good as the amateur ones, but whatever.
Baroness is indeed pretty great.
>>89500568
And these are pretty funny.
>>89500555
That's all I've got, I'm afraid, partly because I'm just not that into that cosplayer (Alodia), but I think I've seen some more out there.
I found a couple more images I missed before so I'll post them now.
>>89500634
I love this one. It's such a silly concept. I think the art is pretty funny, too.
>>89500672
>>89500686
Ha. That's pretty good.
>>89500507
Based Firefly.
>>89500484
Look like a man.
>>89500710
>Look like a man
Might be for aught I know. Either way, I'm into it.
>>89488605>tfw still no fic of this
GI Joe girlfights are the best.
>>89501074
>>89501100
>>89500634
>tfw theres more Cobra Baronness art than Destro Baronness
Really rustles my jimbobs.
>>89501107
Boom.
>>89501114
It's kinda like the bad guy version of the Duke/Scarlett thing, where a lot of people assume that because he's the head bad guy and she's the head bad girl they're gonna be heading each other, but nope, Destro/Baroness is still the superior ship. Praise be Hama.
>>89501114
Yeah, mine, too
>>89501150
>>89501100
That's quite the kick considering her foot was in water.
>>89494305
Evil is hot.
>>89501221
>>89501150
I thought it was snake eyes and scarlet
So it is just a generic hot chick with guns? No interesting powers?
>>89502312
It's G.I. Joe. No one has powers.
>>89502352
So why was it popular a long time ago?
Why do the evil dominating girls always have jet black hair?
>>89502368
Because Cobra Commander is a cool guy.
>>89502407
Isn't it a tradition for whoever plays cobra commander also plays starscream
>>89502446
There has been some crossover yes.
>>89502352
Zartan was some kind of shapeshifter though
>>89502407
What is Cobra's endgame? So far it sounds very attractive.
>>89502497
Wasn't he just a master of disguise like the Chameleon from Spider-Man?
>>89502407
>prompting cuts in defense spending
and there goes my suspension of disbelief
>>89502368
This being /co/ you might not be aware of this, but not all characters in fiction have super powers. In fact, there are entire genres in which no one at all has powers of any kind. Some of these genres are even popular.
>>89502550
>>89502648
That is awesome. And accurate.
>>89500686
>>89500672
Since when does the Baroness have the hots for Cobra Commander and not Destro?
>>89502697
>yfw Cobra Commander tried to eliminate fiat currency.
https://webmshare.com/play/nGLJd
>>89502782
Transformers VS GI JOE is its own continuity.Endgame is a pregnant one of her, raising the savior of Cobra in her womb
I quite enjoyed the first GI Joe movie tbqh. It was really goofy and cheesy but in a good way.
>>89502793
Jesus. This is eerie. I mean, I guess Ron Paul and them were going back then and there were the tax protesters in the '70s, but still.
>>89488128
I wish she would edge me
>>89500710
It is a man
>>89502550
World domination. He wants to tear down the government and rebuild it with something he thinks would work better.
No, really. His brother was a Vietnam vet who volunteered for multiple tours of duty to protect the future Cobra Commander (Just gonna call him CC for now). He got mentally fucked, because, well. Vietnam. He got killed in a car accident with Snake Eyes' family.
CC snapped and decided Snake Eyes was to blame, tracking him down to Japan and hiring Zartan to kill Snake Eyes. Zartan killed the wrong dude, leading to Storm Shadow being blamed for his master's death (and, ultimately, leading Storm Shadow to join Cobra in the future so he could use its resources to find the real murderer).
CC, satisfied that things were done, went back to his family and started up a used car lot. It tanked and his wife eventually found out about him hiring an assassin, so she threatened to go to the cops. He took his kid and went on the road, deciding that the American government was at fault for everything. He started building up pyramid schemes and a cult of personality based on those schemes, leading to the formation of Cobra so he could overthrow the American government and replace it with one that wouldn't have fucked him over.
Honestly, it's kind of ridiculous how Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow tie into the origins of pretty much every major Cobra operative.
>>89502831
Gross.
>>89502992
what a loser
>>89503045
Say what you will, he created an army from scratch, ran his own country, and nearly took over America and Europe.
VA Baroness ('80s ARAH) with cosplay Baroness
>>89502878
Dude used CGI to change the ending to King Kong before CGI was really a thing.
https://webmshare.com/play/xALvR
https://webmshare.com/play/Je4zN
https://webmshare.com/play/eW5eP
https://webmshare.com/play/jQ57L
>>89502992
it's because Larry Hama always had an obsession with ninjas.
>>89503140
I love Hama's work, but the focus on ninjas in GI Joe really hurt later stories.
>>89503151
>Don't talk to me or my spec ops repaints again.
>>89503140
The 80s had an obsession with ninjas
>>89503161
Agreed. That day when Hard Master was assassinated is like the fucking nexus of the universe. The list of people who were there just keeps expanding and gets more and more complicated.
>>89503228
>Storm Shadow killed the Hard Master in front of Snake Eyes!
>No, it was actually Zartan who was pretending to be Storm Shadow! He meant to kill Snake Eyes, but mistook the heartbeats!
>No, Firefly was hired to do it!
>No, Firefly was hired by Cobra Commander, but redirected him to Zartan!
>Baroness also wanted Snake Eyes dead because she thinks he killed her brother!
>But her brother was also meeting Destro, who came onto the scene and realized that the bullet wounds were all wrong for American gear!
>>89503161
They're fights in the animated movies were always the highlight of it
https://youtu.be/0y8Xn-yf51s
>>89503348
Who's the third one supposed to be
>>89504986
Tight Ship
https://youtu.be/MKzdPBzPTzY
>>89503134
>>89503093
I'd still.
>>89505111
>tight ship
>tight
I wonder how she got that name
>>89505266
By running a naval vessel in an orderly and disciplined manner?
>>89507070
Being overbearing
>>89498666
You marry Lady Jaye you gey two for one, awwe yeah.
>>89502782
It was a comic that is suppose to mirror a kid playing with his toys and making a bunch of crazy shit up.
Baroness and CC is a cliche pairing not to mention the real CC is too into money to even pay attention to the Baroness.
Also Cover Girl ends up marrying Brawn and they are expecting a baby so yeah the comic was out there.
>>89507070
She was quite popular that weekend
>>89509668
>TFW when you marry Baroness, you get to become Baron
>TFW since it's Baroness, you get all the girls because she's a master of disguise.
WIN WIN!
>>89502407
>>89502648
Why isn't there an edit of Cobra with the MAGA hat yet
>>89509792
Hated that whole thing.
>>89505176
She's pretty much down and ready to fug if you catch her at the right moment. She's been going to the GI Joe convention almost every year for the free booze guys buy her at the bar each night and saying raunchy things in the Baroness voice. She's quite handsy once she's tipsy
Being Baroness for female cosplayers is a DOM fantasy, right?
best thread ever