Hey /co/ let's read the newish steven universe graphic novel!

looks gay desu

Is this filler-tier? By the way I'm doing great

Kill yourself instead.

I read it. It's not good.

>>89451936
It confirms that Steven is only slightly less book smart than Connie.

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How is everyone doing tonight/today?

>>89451922
That's par for the course really.

>>89451936
I assume, I haven't read it, I didn't even realize it came out until someone ripped it and put it on 32 pages.

>>89451938
You could just not read it if you don't want to anon, though if the other SU comics are anything to go by this should be fun!

>>89451936
it asks the question "what if Steven went to school?"
the school system can't handle Steven

>>89451991
>2kewl4skool

>>89451910
I thought Connie lived/went to school in a different town, hence why they don't see each other too often

>>89452012
Steven seems to live on the outskirts while she lives in-town

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>graphic novel

>>89452026
No, she does go to school out of town. Hell there isn't even a school in Beach City.

It's like the writers never lived in any rural towns. Where I grew up it was the whole county that went to one Middle School and High School, that's how they divided it up.

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>>89452046
Yeah, I tend to use the term to describe a long form comic that doesn't exist in any other format, i.e. floppies, something like Blankets or Patience. I will never understand the animosity between the terms comic and graphic novel, they are both comics but we have different terms for novels vs short stories and novellas and no one bats an eye, why is that not the case for comics?

>>89452062
Beach City is not rural tho
it is a tourist resort the size of a town

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>>89452126

>>89452107
>>89452126
What the fuck, did you save these things as JPEG's and then save them again as gif's?

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>>89452145
No? These are all straight from the CBR as presented by the fine folks (maybe idk they could be jerks) that make comicrack which is where I extract all my jpgs from cbrs

did you get these jpgs from a facebook screenshot of a tumblr post

>>89452150
your purpose in life is to hold books

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>>89452168
I think the rip is of poor quality to be frank with you. It's really grainy in comicrack too, but still that someone took the time to rip it at all is nice.

>>89452161
>kids these days

>>89452212
Bitch you frumpy.

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>>89452224
I like the long jacket over a blouse and shirt look usually, that pose just isn't flattering to the outfit.

>>89452199
>I am 25 and I use that phrase
I'm getting old
kids and their stupid slang terms

>>89452284
shit's going down

>>89452406
hipsters

So what I've gathered so far is that Connie doesn't understand a single goddamn thing.

>>89452463
Connie has time for school, violin lesson, tennis lessons and sword fighting lessons

>>89452472
now we know what the Mayor of Townsville does when he's not in office

>>89452296
Oh
This is boring
I mean I was bored before but wow

>>89451910
/marked/

Steven's much better off not dealing with the usual school kid bullshit.

Now that he's had a taste of hell, why would he ever want to subject himself to that ever again?

>>89451910
A friend got me this from comicon and... It was terrible. I don't know what to do, I want to sell it or something.

>>89452169
oh my god

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>>89452633
Does your city have those take a book leave a book libraries for kids around?

>>89452537
>makes you think, huh?
/pol/ has ruined me.

why is everyone such a bitch in this

>>89451910
What a deceptive cover, art is great in the cover but the contents are even worse than the abomination they have in the show.

>>89452552
Haha, Steven is riding a dick.

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>>89452745
To be fair having cover art be better or different than the interior art is pretty common in comics.

Jesus why is the art so lousy? It literally looks like a SU webcomic

>>89452776
Me on the last panel

>>89452872
Where's the star on his shirt?

I expected the scarce SU merchandize to have some quality but thats not even worth pirating

>>89452745
I disagree the cover is weird too.

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Needs more Connie fanservice

>>89453003
Yeah pearls nunchucks, most deadly gem weapon ever seen.

>>89452745
The show isn't bad. The backgrounds are basic but the animation is good. But... yeah, this is pretty sub-par.

>>89452955
I had no idea Frisk went to Connie's school

I'll ask my self out now

I should reconsider purusing a career as a comic artist. If they allow this art o get published, then there's hope for me to do the same.

>>89453073
Those are tonfas.

>>89453003

A new Gem weapon
and it's this bullshit

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>>89453073
Tonfas my man

>>89453003
>Pearl summons Tonfa the same way she summons her spear
What the hell? Why does Pearl have another weapon?

>>89453073
those are Tonfa tho

>>89453116
She doesnt, remember she can store objects in her head. Its not a natural weapon, maybve made by bismuth.

>>89453095
Tonfas are cool weapons.

Those are just a poor design compared to the other gem weapons.

>>89453140
>>89453154
Now her spear has turned into a damn wand

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>>89453147
I often wonder why Tonfa don't get used more in media stateside, they are cool and kid friendly since you don't have to show your hero slicing a dude up with a sword or whatever. Is it just that the "blunt asian weapon" has been taken by nunchucks so hard that there is no going back?

>>89453182
How is the gem bigger than the thing? So much wrong there you even ignore random muslim kid.

>>89453193
ok, this shot is pretty funny

>>89453254
Principle's shirt suddenly turns red.

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>>89453224
New reaction

>>89453266
it is the new Hanna-Barberra

>>89453266
And her hair goes from brown to black.

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>>89453266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMNQ8qz-LU

>>89453224
Why is the lettering all fucked up?

>>89453293
stream it later

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>>89453306
I would if I could but I both have work soon AND have 0 clue how to stream.

>>89453332
The third panel has an interrobang even though the statement isn't a question?!

>>89453371
So the whole point of this comic is to show that Connie is better ad everything?

>>89453388
Except at living forever

>>89453388
I think the point was more to show that the western education system is not ready for Steven

>>89453080
>animation is good
>no one can decide what Steven looks like
>nigger went from a manlet to a fucking midget

Literally, the only good thing are the backgrounds.

>>89452304
>Permanent Record

Where's the mega/mediafire

I got to leave for work and want to read at lunch

>>89453395
this fucking comic

>>89453395
booh, Pearl, booh

>>89453395
triggered

>>89453317
It's a scantron. It doesn't take long to mark

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>>89453423
Oh I don't have one but I'll make one really quick for you

>>89453442
Wtf she was a kid 10 pages ago

>>89453420
The boy flirting with Sadie is hot

>>89453434
>mistaking Pearl's autism for sexual progressive junk
Oh you.

>>89452431
>fat girl
>lecturing the others on nutrition

I always kind of shrugged off the criticisms of "SU is tumblr" but this pissed me off

>>89452602
it's probably cool as shit to get to interact with other kids when prior to that, your entire world has been living in a small town with three lesbians

>>89453534
But Connie's glasses don't have lenses

>>89453593
Nobody knows, she only stop using them later.

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>>89452161
>kids these days
GODDAMIT Steven, don't comply with normal faggotry.

>>89453666
Thanks for reading!

http://www60.zippyshare.com/v/HITmk0b8/file.html

>>89453118
jesus christ this looks like it was done in MS paint

>>89453525
Maybe she's in that blurry place Saddie is where you can't tell if she's fat or Dwarf Buff because of the art style

>>89453687
Thanks Dan, mark as sotrytime of pain next time.

>>89453721
Why? I mean this comic was less than stellar but I didn't story time it because it was bad, I was curious and I've seen SU fans wonder about the comic before.

>>89453343
someone photoshop panels 3 Pearl in to Jughead thanks in advance

Thanks for the storytime! Its great that I got to read this to know that this was not worth spending money on.

Holy compression artifacts, Batman!

>>89453641
>I could break your car.

Holy shit I'm dying

>>89453395
What did she mean by this?

>>89453298
Completely incompetent letterer

>>89453388
>The perfectionist girl whose entire life up until meeting Steven was her grades and education, to the point where getting a single detention in her entire school career seems career ending, got a better mark then kid who only went to school once

Oh yeah, so totally unreasonable. What the fuck is this mary sue bullshit?

>>89452174
>muslim with a hijab

How progressive. I thought the show took place in bumfuck nowheresville instead of a cosmopolitan area?

>>89452304
>>89452310
Fucking hate Connie, one of the reasons why I stopped watching this show

>>89452431
Why is the fat negroid talking about eating healthy

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>>89452046

>>89454171
The show went downhill when they started deliberately pandering

lmao this comic is fucking garbage

Thanks for storytiming I had some great laughs at how terrible it is

>>89453550
Not shown: /ss/

>>89453395
> people will look way too much into that last comment as a tumblr thing, instead of just a joke about aliens being baffled that humans refer to non-living ships as females

>>89453343
>it
>is

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I wanted more of gems interacting with humans but


this was absolute trash

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>>89453343

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>Show and tell

How old are Steven and Connie again?

>>89453701
It probably cost Cartoon Network $20 to get drawn and colored.

>>89454861
Well they did get a test that Steven passed 100% so I'm guessing in the alternate world the american school system is even worse then it is now

>>89453516
>mistaking autism for sexual progressive
this is an oxymoron.

>>89453387
Fuck. This is awful.

>>89454473
Right. The genderless space rocks who refer to themselves in the female tense don't get why you would assign a gender to a genderless thing. Makes perfect sense.

>>89452368
goku?

>>89452453
>>89452441
that looks like a pile of dirt with leaves

>>89452296
connie:goddamit steven

>>89452341
wtf?
so are the CGS public heroes or what

>>89452537
"shut the fuck up steven oh my god"

>>89453322
>home schooling wins again!
Suck it, American public school system!

>>89452777
it looks like it was drawn on ms paint with crayon.

>>89453782
The only legitimately good joke in this entire comic

>>89454370
I concur. I still watch it because it manages to be funny here and there, but holy shit. You can see the people working on it have given up on subtlety and are injecting their agendas wherever they can.

>>89453534
i love SU but this is retarded

>>89453542
wtf jaime got a son?

>>89453641
i love that charlie brown face vidalia made

>>89452543
>I'm glad you enjoy pummeling children your own age.

Daaaaaaaaaang Pearl!

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>>89453322
>>89455412
Space niggers > America's best public school system

>>89453582
>your entire world has been living in a small town with three lesbians
I want Steven's life.

>>89453089

Who you know is at least as important as what you can do.

>>89452820
At last, someone is in character!

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>>89453306
Here ya go.

>>89453343
Pearl wants the teacher. sexually.

Is this free or did people actually have to pay to read this?

>>89454171
Alt history remember, lot of the town seems pretty brown.

>>89453617
>That sword
>That wig
SUBTLE.

>>89453666
As a massive Jem fan, that was awful.
Though I liked the Yard Sale addon story.

>>89451910
>His house is visible from the school
Wuh?

>>89452126
Pearls body is a light based construct
Why is she doing yoga?

>>89452212
Somebody draw fan art of the teach ripping the gem out of Steven's stomach, thus turning him into nothing but a pile of Y chromosomes

>>89456450
Then draw Rose reforming and screaming in agony only to runoff to be killed by Greg's murder boner.

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>>89456450
>>89456482

>>89453617
Heh.

>>89456285
I think it's like $10.
Really glad I didn't pick it up

I don't remember the art being this shit

>>89457023
>10 bucks for something that is even worse than fanart
Seems like a rip off to me.

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>>89457396
Tfw you paid 20$ for it at a con

>>89457396
Yeah but it's CANOOOON.

>>89452088
Graphic Novel is a made up name so adults don't be ashemed of buying comics

This feels like a Kate Leth book.

>>89454786
Why does this face look so familiar

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>>89452161
Bad edit because the quality was so poor, but here's

connie_knows_that_feel.png

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>>89458761
or, alternatively

Holy shit this artist didn't convert all their lines into solid black. Fucking amateur.

Huge SU fan starved for merch, and I was hoping this book would be great.

Instead it was a bunch of lifeless nothing with bland art. So glad I didn't pay for this. The extra comic at the end was way better and felt more like the show with its writing and humor.

>>89452543
>Chilren

THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL RELEASE BY A MAJOR CORPORATION.

>>89453248
*Unfortunately

>>89452711
what a fag.

>>89451910
Thank you sir. I literally looked for months for this comic.

>>89451910
I still hate this cover simply for the fact that this imaginary schoolhouse would be sitting in the ocean

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>>89452972
>Pinned down
>has the thing completely surrounded

>>89453641
I laughed.

>>89454861
I think Connie was like eleven or twelve.

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>>89453317
>>89453371
>Steven got a perfect score along with the extra-credit
>We can't have Steven being smarter than Connie though, so let's just say that there was two extra-credit questions and Steven missed one while Connie got a better score

>>89455983
Actually, she said chirlen, mispelled

>>89453311
>Steven gets perfect score
how

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holy shit that art.

i could do better. my shitty shading skills would make for a better looking comic.

why did anyone think this was good enouph to release to the public?

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>>89458781
Oh yeah, fuck it. Made this too.

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>>89451910
Look at his Twitter.
https://twitter.com/jeremy_sorese
Now tell me why I should waste a damn minute reading his comic.

>>89462575
Why would steven get a perfect score anyway?

>>89462869
I mean, it's really not that great. I like SU a lot, and the comics are usually alright, but this one's just got it all wrong. The art, the story, the spelling errors, everything.

>>89462984
to show the mary sue is even more mary than sue.

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