Gunnerkrigg Court

>>89446599
Is Annie gonna die

>>89446616
Nope. Only Robot.

>>89446599
Do it, Annie. Do it.

So what do you guys think the price is?

Another job? Another life? Her virginity?

I honestly have no fucking idea.

>>89446647
She has to agree to join their ranks or some other working agreement.

Y'know, probably.

>>89446616
>>89446647
They want her to work for them on a regular basis, like Surma did. Annie's refused them many times so now they're taking the douchebag route.

>>89446647
It's probably one life for another. Robot is about to die.

>>89446647

She's not a virgin, so that option is out.

>>89446699
>>89446680
Well, at least there is a consequence for them then.

Either Smitty dies (don't be a dick Annie)

or... she has to become a literal reaper.

>>89446703
>she has to start working for them
>they aren't total dicks, so they put her in charge of this weird robot that just died
>robots don't die very often, so how hard could that be?
>other robots back at court start a robot death cult

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>Kat steps in and says she'll pay the price
>They take payment in front of the whole group

>>89446759
Good use of colour in this one.

>>89446599

So, which hand is it gonna be, Annie?

>>89446728
>or... she has to become a literal reaper.
Sorta. The job she did as a kid in the hospital is probably the sort of work they want from her. Sorting out disputes and helping ghosts that won't pass on.

>>89446868
A reaper specialist then I guess.

>>89446868
Annie as.... some sort of medium?

>>89446888
Yeah. Kinda wonder how that's going to work for Annie if it's on a global scale. Do the pomps have the power to teleport her around the world or would she have to leave her body? I doubt they'd pay for airfare.

>>89446923
It's her talent. There's the difference between being the Forest Medium job she was offered and this job she's being forced upon by entities she doesn't like.

>>89446868

Cool, so Annie fades into the background as a resentful psychopomp, allowing the REAL protagonist of the comic to take centre-stage... Boxbot!

>>89447073
Fuck off, Boxbot. I'm disgusted to be even posting on the same website as you.

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>>89446599
>Yeah, we'll heal him. Where we are taking him, there will be no pain.

>>89446923
Well, she's definitely not a large

>>89446759
Full pic?

>>89446718
Do they accept anal virginity?

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>>89446599
>Your friend is bleeding profusely from his chest cavity.
>We can fix him.

>>89447238
As far as hellraiser ripoffs go, those guys were pretty neat.

>>89447159
It's not hard to find.

>>89446718
DELET

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>>89447360
>He hasn't read the secret third part of 'Annie in the Forest'.

>>89447404
A-anon I... need the source of this.

>>89447416
It's not hard to find.

>>89447128
Annie's totally a size queen.

>>89447428
Maybe, but I can't find it. Could you give a little hint?

>>89447238
>>89447261
Huh, what's this from and who are these guys?

>>89447494
You can find the page in the /aco/ webcomic thread. Others are upcoming.

>>89447494
If there is anything more of course. It just occured to me that this might be just one edited panel. But google image search gives nothing so I assumed this is cropped.

>>89447509
Thanks.

>trusting spiritual charlatans instead of putting your trust in the miracles of modern science

TAKE HIM TO A FUCKIGN HOSPITAL YOU FUCKNUTS

Obviously they're gonna shanghai her into becoming a pomp

>INB4 Kat jukes them all

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>>89447558
>>89447571
>Parley instantly blips Andy to A&E.
>Is told to calm down go to reception.
>They both sit in a crowded waiting room for 3 hours before a doctor finally sees them and declares Smitty officially dead.

Hail Britannia!

>>89447606
>blips into the entrance
>talk to the nurse on desk
>talk to emergency doctor
>lay smits onto a hospital bed
And nothing of value was loss.

>>89447808
>Smitty waits in a hospital bed for hours anyway

>>89447827
Parley carried him wrong anyways.
So to say,
Parley miscarried Smits

>>89447606
Oh, fuck, I forgot this isn't America.
DON'T TAKE HIM TO A FUCKIGN HOSPITAL YOU FUCKNUTS

>>89447404
Can we just talk a bitabout how refreshing it is to see idle gunnerkrigg stuff?
Like, this is my life essence, right there.

>>89447238
>We can fix him.
>We can make him better

>SMITTY NEEDS TO DIE SO THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES XD
btfo

>>89447837
Buckley pls.

>>89447847
Like, I know it's fun to shit on me and I know I deserve it, too, but no matter how much you guys think I'm just trolling and I draw my gross fetish porn just to get attention or whatever you think my reasons are, I actually deeply love this comic.
It's super important to me.
Idle's art of it has shaped my life so much! He's basically the reason I draw porn.
I wish I could express my love in ways that are more wholesome, but what I'm saying is, I really appreciate this, I appreciate dear anon for commissioning it, I appreciate idle and I appreciate all of you guys, even if I come off as hateful and disgusting to some of you sometimes.

>>89447876
Well, yes.
Smitty's death can be prevented in exchange for other consequences, but him dying still has to be a reality for that to happen in the first place.

Wonder coyote will take her working for the pomps

>>89447996
Or Tony, for that matter. Does he even know Annie's been in contact with them?

>>89446599
>It seems to us she risked the lives of others in this task.
What a bunch of hypocritical assholes.

>>89448129
they are not even saving smitty for what she did, they'll save him for yet ANOTHER favor on top of that!

>>89447996

Probably works to his advantage somehow.

>>89448006
He'll probably assume she said she's working for psycho pimps, and be fine with it.

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>>89446647
Take a wild guess.

>>89446599
"Yes Annie, we deal with the resurrection, and you deal with those hard erections"
*porn music starts playing*

>>89448547
Nice.

>>89446599
Why don't that big girl just boop back to Court?

>>89447218
Last panel looks like she's thinking something like "but my ass will sting!".

>>89446599
Last 2 panels:
"I shouldn't do this in front of my friends ..."
"But I want to suck their dicks so bad""

>>89448686
And then Annie was promoted to become the official cock psychopomp, ready to send all the erections in the the afterlife, after taking a last sample.

>>89448728
This only isn't canon because it wouldn't make sense for her to turn this job down.

>>89448728
More like psychopump, she sucks like crazy.

>>89446599
>she risked the lives of others in this task
Alright, so, this other dude risked his life to do this task - how about you help him then? It's not like he's getting anything else out of this so he's just helping you cunts out.

>>89449458
The psychopomps are being extraordinarily hypocritical. I can't blame Annie for not liking them, I'm not really fond of them either!

>>89449458
>>89449483
They don't give a shit. Smitty has nothing to offer them and you aren't supposed to like them.

>>89449549
I'd say that's accurate.

>>89446728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

>>89447507
They are "The Surgeons", some budget Cenobites from a fun comic called "Witch Doctor", about a crazy doctor wizard. Like, medical doctor with magic.

>>89446759
Oh, because she's into birds!

>>89447507
I think it's a series called Witch Doctor?
I didn't read past the first issue which had guys like these. Basically one type of demonic help you can get is from these guys. They give you nice little medical tips and whatnot then when/if you ask them to keep you alive they do exactly that. Or really just be stupid enough to ever accept any offer for actual medical treatment. For eternity. Because doctors don't kill their patients.

>we can fix him
...can they?

What powers have we ever known these cunts to have except ushering the dead to the ether?

Why isn't Parley blinking away already?

>>89449852
Aren't half of these dudes angels and demi-gods? Or even just gods?

>>89449852
>...can they
The just said they can.
Do you think they're lying?

>>89451161
They probably are lying even if they can heal him.

Maybe they're being clever here, and not only being dicks. The only time they've been involved in mortal affairs, they had to work around it. Suggesting Mort give Annie the blinker stone, letting Annie know they need help with Jeane without specifically asking her to.
Regardless of why Smitty is dying, it's a mortal issue. If Annie becomes a Psychopomp for them, they have reason to get involved.

>>89446647
She could fuck him and as the seed takes hold in her egg, he'll start feeling better and when she gives birth and her child is about 5 she will die and He will be fine.

>>89446599
>next page
>annie trades her soul for eyebrow's
>gc ends
>tom suicides
THE END

>>89449852
of course, they'll just transfer his soul inside annie's Uterus and he'll be reborn in 9 month.

>>89452148
Good.