Shh, I need complete and total silence to execute this here cheese.... procedure
Why the fuck did they cancel this
MY NAME IS
>>89444838
Adult Swim needed to air more FOX reruns
>>89444767
PRECIOUS RANCH DUST
>>89444868
spaghetti
>>89444767
>"Enchiladitos, they make you wanna eat-o"
>>89444838
To hype you up for when they uncancel it again for the 10th time.
April 1st 2017. You heard it here first
>>89444767
>cheese procedure
>Meatwad and Shake both say it's ranch flavored
LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE
>>89445327
>not thinking chips can be both ranch flavored AND cheese flavored
Do you even American?
>>89445327
That's what makes them so incredible.
But they're an inherently cheese-flavored snack, they're the flavor sensation of a cheese enchilada, compressed into a chip. But there's a variant that adds ranch flavor dust to it.
Enchiladitos, they make you want to eato
>>89445327
>three bean casserole was bean flavored
>chips were zesty ranch flavor
What's hard to understand?
>>89445566
>is it zesty ranch flavour?
>no it's bean flavoured
>yuck city, have fun eating it
if this is a chip then wheres the dip? or am I looking at one?
>>89445689
Am I the only one who says "yuck city" irl?
WHO ARE YOU TAKIN TO THAT FRICKEN SUPER BOWL
ENCHALADITOS? WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?
>at the store
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED OUT THERE GIVE EM TO ME
I GOT DIABETES AND CANCER CUZ OF YOU
>You're getting fed that line about like, you're gonna live forever and ever, but, you're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are friggin' ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.
>this is your left, this is your left, this is your left, that's your left
>>89447615
>You're gonna die
wiggedy-wah, wiggedy-wah, wahhhhh
>"I'm just playing the odds."
>"Well you're about to meet the Wizard of Odds! And I don't know what that means, but I know it's gonna suck, for you!"
>>89447534
>Who? Who!? Who won!?
>I don't know...
>You don't know! Because you went to a f**king farm, you f**king imbecile!
>Get back here, in my hands!
>I got f**king cancer and diabetes because of you!
PLEASE COME VISIT ME DAWG
>See? All I know is "ball", and "good"...
>...AND "RAPE".
>>89450398
Heh heh, look at 'im ova here. 'Tonight. You.' Like he's threatenin' me or something.
I usually hate random/surreal humor but ATHF is one of my favorite shows of all time, idk why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhgQQHOMIXQ
>PICK UP DAT PHONE OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM
>>89446309
Saying anything "city" is obnoxious as hell.
>MEATWAD GET THE DOOR ITS DRACULA
>I want you to tell me the truth though. Did you do this?
>Frylock, c'mon...you know me, how long we known each other
>You did it
>Yes of course but listen the point is they don't know that
>>89444838
It had run its course. It had a 15 year run, I loved it too, but it is good for things to end.
>>89451233
SHUT UUUUUP I DIDN'T RIP THEM
>>89450398
>Oh he's not a BOY anymore..he's a man...CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME
>I SHOULD NOT WALK SO THAT A CHILD MAY LIVE
>>89444767
>"So, we jiggling, or..."
>>89444868
hand banana
>NONONO, MY FATHERS AMATEUR PORNO, I LOVE YOU DAD AND ALL THOSE MONEYSHOTS
>>89451101
Ok, in my defense I have only said it to people who would get the reference
>>89451493
AS needs it though. They have so little successful original content, and even less that is low budget and can be put out in a respectable timeframe
>>89452498
Nah, going all Herbert West: Reanimator on franchises that reached their natural conclusion just results in new Powerpuff girls.
A/S needs to move forwards, like a SHARK!
>>89444767
This is one of the few episodes I genuinely felt bad for Shake. He sucked up to Meatwad the most being strung along that he was going to the Superbowl, then gets serious diabetes trying to win tickets himself. Even though he did all that, Meatwad not only doesn't take him, but picks an inanimate object(that could probably get in free) over him and then doesn't even go. Meatwad was a huge jerk in this episode.
>>89452498
>>89452640
You're both right. AS needs shows inspired bybSpace Ghost and Aqua Teen because those shows set a comedy style that hasn't quite been replicated by other channels, and it's fucking fantastic.
>>89452640
The thing here is most of the team who oversees ATHF production would still be there. Unlike PPG which is completely new staff eager to pack as many memes into it as they can.
I agree that AS needs to move forward, but most of the times they try, their new shows are failures everyone hates. Off the top of my head, originals they have that are still ongoing are
>Rick and Morty
>Venture Bros
>Squidbillies
>Robot Chicken
There are probably others I can't remember, but those are established successes that are getting future content. Bad news is the first two take multiple years to get new content. That doesn't leave a whole lot of new original content between Fox shows and Toonami, which dominate the rest of the schedule
>>89452891
>Space Ghost
You can meme all you want but most people hate the show, it's not funny. See it's pitiful viewership numbers it has been pulling on Sunday
>>89448652
>You don't know! Because you went to a f**king farm, you f**king imbecile!
One of my favorite Shake reactions
Your going to chuck him off a cliff? Shake we could of chucked him off the roof and stay at home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccrhTmWurvQ
>Well Carl you see, you aren't just dressed as a woman
>Oh do, go on please
>>89453031
>unironically enjoying Space Ghost is a meme
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>89453196
>"You're taking this pretty hood Carl, kudos."
>>89453087
>You done? Because that took forever.
>I am forever....I AM IMMORTAL
>NOW YOU WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THE FRIES
>>89453196
I love Carl's calm reactions to shit, like he is used to living next to freaks who destroy his stuff and get his hurt
>>89453594
>GO DO IT, ILL WATCH
>>89453031
So, you're telling us normalfags have bad taste in TV?
Hold the fucking phone!
How old is Meatwad ?
>>89453945
>REEEEE WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE THIS TALK SHOW CARTOON WITH THE OLD TOONAMI GUY AND NON CELEBRITIES FROM 15 YEARS AGO
>>89453959
FIFTY FIIIIIIIVE
>>89453959
34 according to him so take that how you will
>Captain: This is your captain speaking and welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just wanna let you all know I'm a convicted sex offender.
>Captain: All right, and I'm back, ladies and gentlemen. They won't be bothering us anymore. I chased them off with my nudity...does that arouse anyone down there, or...
>Meatwad: What does that mean?
>Frylock: It means that we're gonna get off this boat right now.
>Captain: Okay, and we've docked...and I feel a little sexy. Who down there wants to meet the captain? And feel sexy with him.
>Meatwad: Oooh, I do, I wanna meet the captain!
>Frylock: No, you don't.
I want to fuck Dusty Gozongas
>>89452995
They really need to stop trying live-action shows. With the one exception of Your Pretty Face, they're all just absolutely terrible. Even though they're likely much cheaper to produce I'm sure they don't even pull in nearly as much profit as their worst animated shows.
>>89455116
>Eric Andre
>terrible
I agree though, most of them are unwatchable
>>89455116
They also need to can robot chicken already.
It's literally never been funny.
>>89454002
You had one danm job.
>>89455710
I genuinely don't understand how it has survived this long
>>89453982
Thurston Moore, the philandering genius has more legitimate star power in his jockstrap than any dozen so-called Hollywood A-listers.
Popular culture is always chasing cool, and always tragically one step behind it.
>but if one turd remains...
>>89456216
Literally who?
>>89455116
Saul Of the Mole Men & Check It Out! were really the only live-action shows they had that were worth whileT&E Awesome Show Great Job! and The Heart, She Holler are guilty pleasures of mine
WHERE YOU AT BRO
>"Hey Frylock what's a blowjob? cuz i'm bout to get me one."
>>89459459
handjob, and somehow handjob is funnier
>>89459075
How to date an episode 101
>>89459707
Took me a while to understand the meaning of that sentence lol
Yeah, that's not a bad thing unless you're a turbo faggot that only likes things to pander to the current year.
>>89452751
He's just Meatwad in that.
However, in the plastic surgery episode he's downright devious.
>>89460415
I liked the drizzle most.
>you dissolvan like sugar in coffee!
>>89460438
Is this... part of you?
>>89460610
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
THERE'S NO NERVES IN THERE
>>89460438
>I'm calling Japan
>>89455116
Black Jesus is pretty good. It's not as zany their other shit but it's solid. Not sure if it's ongoing, though
>>89453982
>A bunch of celebrities who had their prime before i was born.
>still one of the funniest things one tv.
>>89460438
WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED. LOOK WHO'S LOCKED OUT....
IN THE DRIZZLE!
>>89461233
It might be a good idea that doesn't mean it's a drizzle good idea
>>89459075
SUP DAWG
>>89461175
How many years has it been since any reference has been made to it on AS? Has to be dead
>>89455116
Dream Corp is underrated, the rotoscoping is just dope shit.
Check It Out had the perfect awkward humor that is watchable.
AS really had a lot of good live action ones. Compared to what they use to have, I'm impressed.
>>89461116
WHO DO YOU KNOW IN JAPAN?
>>89444838
It's better to leave on top then string it out so long it looses its charm.
See most fox garbage.
>>89452995
Moral Orel was successful, Space Ghost seems to have syndicated well, super jail seems pretty successful.
The misses have been pretty bad though like 12oz, drinking crow, ect.
BRING FORTH THE STAKES, YOU SHALL BURN FOR YOUR BELIEFS, WITCH!
>>89461534
>Hello, Japan? Connect me to Godzilla, please.
>>89461896
>/tg/
>Frylock: So, did they ever find your car?
>Carl: Oh, they found part of it, y'know, hangin' from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops said he had "a straw-like protrusion", and "a cup-like body". You know anybody like that?
>F: Well, it couldn't have been Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon.
>C: Oh, I knew that, yeah, of course.
>F: He was. Seriously.
>C: I hate you.
The fucking delivery of that last line just slays me every time. It's so straightforward and oddly subdued.
>I DONE TOLD YA I WORK OUTTA THE HOME
>NOW STOP WITH THE FREAK BEAM
Anyone ever wonder what Carl does when he says he, "works from home"? I mean this show started in 2000. What kinds of at-home jobs were there besides telemarketing?
And another thing. The only time we see Carl's dad is in that christmas flashback and we're supposed to assume Carl's childhood was shit and his dad wasn't so great.
But then in Global Grilling, Carl saves all his dad's "videos" and screams, "I LOVE YOU DAD". Was it just a particularly bad Christmas and Carl actually had a good father?
>>89451698
That's what it does!
>>89462761
Carl lost pretty much every single piece of pornographic material. Remember, this is a man who has based his entire life around watching porno and sports.
His father's amateur porno was probably Carl's first venture into pornography, so him saving that is like saving a precious family album of yours from a fire, or something.
>>89454129
I will admit with little shame that I did look up "Trenton tar pits" on google.
>Meatwad: Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas.
>Meatwad: Which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas... you see what I'm sayin'? You see what I'm sayin'?
>Master Shake: Gimme that sandwich!
>Frylock: Wow, so you're saying it was fun?
>Meatwad: Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!
Just the way Meatwad says that last line is perfect
>>89462705
Welfare, phone scams and very low level jersey mob stuff.
>VELCOME. I AM DRA-KOOOO-LA. THE D ON MY GRAVE STANDS FOR "DRA-KOOOO-LA". HMMHMMHAHAHAHAAAAAHHH!
>PLEASE RETURN YOUR HEADSET ON YOUR LEFT AS YOU EXIT THE TENT
>>89447615
>>89447625
I remember being 10 and finding little background gags like that hilarious. I also remember being sad it was gonna have its "final" episode that year and feeling dumb as hell for falling for it.
Ever since they got the VA of Shake to voice Plastic Man in Justice League Action, all I can imagine is Plastic Man getting into Shake's shenanigans.
>>I give you the ultimate in miitary hardware, complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exo-skeleton, and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.
>AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?!
>...you're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
Every fucking time.
>The 'finale'
>>89461896
this needs to be updated with the current spread of boards
>>89463320
still the best episode
>why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?
>>89463772
THE BUN IS INSIDE YOUR MINDit's nice seeing people posting caps i made
>>89463919
I made that. It was the same night the finale aired.
>>89463937
My mistake looked similar to mine
>>89463902
I had this when I was a child, holy shit.
You are a sorry sack a' tangerine bitch.
>>89460415
Never Go Back to Assface Lake!
>>89465501
>Deadly Assface Lake Camp!...gotta work on that one.
I will not calm down till cocaine enters my system!
Okay /co/ let's settle it once and for all. Is it
"Ice on my fingers and my toes and all my toys"
or
"Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus."
>Dude, you're getting an OoGhiJ MIQtxxXa
>>89466083
I always thought it was Taurus
>>89463902
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DROP F-BOMBS, YA IDGIT
>>89465452
fuck off boco
>>89466083
lyrics say taurus.
I have shitty listening when it comes to music, like vocals just come out as noise before reading the lyrics
Shit son, Fry man looks sexy af without the goatee
>>89463902
>So, uh, that explains the breeze I been feeling...IN MY THIGHS.
>>89466373
>>89466083
It's Taurus, I remember a commercial where the old voiceover guy sung it and it was very clearly Taurus
Do what now?
>>89466976
YOU GOTTA WHAP IT ON THE SIDE LIKE THIS
>>89462990
And a little earlier in that episode
>Shake: ...Here, you're dumb. Eat this.
>Meatwad: I heard what that boy said-I ain't eatin jack.
>>89466976
>goddammit he needs hit brain, or else he'll just sit there saying 'do what now?'
>(do what now)
>Meatwad: Ok, when I say "crank it", you do whatever it is that people do, when they told to do that.
>Boxxy Brown: Uh-uh, I ain't hearin' that, see. You askin', or you tellin'? 'Cause NOBODY tells Boxxy Brown.
>M: Boxxy, this isn't a big deal, I mean, I'm just askin' a favor. Now, if you remember, I helped move your grandma to the home, and that was my day off.
>BB: That wasn't no grandma, boy, that was a grocery bag.
>M: But you just a box!
>BB: I'm just a WHAT, bitch?
>M: Uh, you-you're Duke of New York, you're A number 1!
>BB: YOU SAY IT LOUDER, BOY!
>M: YOU ARE DUKE OF NEW YORK, A-NUMBER 1!
>BB: Heheheh! YEAH!
>>89453087
This was the exact moment I fell in love with the show. I was obsessed with Highlander at the time, but it wasn't something you saw referenced in media much at the time.
>That one recurring sight gag where anything that gets thrown to the ground or discarded immediately blows up and bursts into a fireball.
>There was one episode where the explosions start to set off a chain reaction and Shake, Frylock and Meatwad just dawn these expressions like "Oh shit, that wasn't supposed to happen"
It's the little things that I love about ATHF
>>89462705
I'm pretty sure they did reveal Carl works as a telemarketer once.
>the water's been infected...WITH FIRE
>>89455489
ma nigga. other shows cant even compete
>>89463078
>THE D ON THE GRAVE STANDS FOR DRACULA! HEY! GUESS WHAT THE D STANDS FOR! IT STANDS FOR DRACULA!
>>89463088
I used to own one of the DVDs and in the episode select screen there were hidden Easter eggs that showed you the whole background movies and shows. It was great.
>>89467002
I KNEW that looked wrong! YOU NEED THIS DRILL!!!
>>89467429
IT'S NOT METRIC?!
Anyone else got a hankering for some Honest Abe Lincoln's Hotlinks™?
>>89467424
The bonus feature where characters recorded voice mail messages for you was my favorite. This one was mine for like 2 years:
>Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites and we have captured your dumb friend
>Err: Ha ha HA! We, wiped the smile right off his face!
>Ignignokt: More like, cut, Err.
>Err: -his stupid face. His face was stupid!
>Ignignokt: So leave your name and number. And we will come for you.
>Err: And we're coming drunk!-
>Ignignokt: -...in the night...-
>Err: -sweating beer!
I LOVE JESUS
I LOVE JESUS
I LOVE JESUS
>Hey, ma! It's Carl! How are you doing?
>Well, ma, I'm thinkin' of packin' my bags and planning a trip to that really, uh...dark, dismal VA hospital you live at!
>Oh, no, no no, I'll bring a cot! I won't lay in bed with you! Ever.
>Ah, I just need a change of scenery, y'know, and I love to see my favorite woman!
>What do you mean, "Tomorrow's physical therapy"?
>...It's CARL. YOUR SON.
>YEAH, the one with the mustache!
>Oh, is that right?
>THEN, YOU TOO, YA BITCH!
>>89468131
WE ALL CRAVE WAAAAAAATER
>>89467541
Holy shit that's fantastic. I never knew that existed
>>89452348
>everything they toss on the ground lands with a tiny explosion
It's the little things
>Hmmm fiber yum yum
>>89468694
Only the things Shake throws on the ground explodes
>>89466083
I think the line goes "Ice on my fingers and my toes and on my taurus" which implies that he's pimped out his ride.
>>89444838
>Why the fuck did they cancel this
It ran it's course. You don't still watch The Simpsons every Sunday to watch Homer meet guest star Neil Degrasse Tyson do you?
>implying it's cancelled
Yea I'm sure it's gone for good while they have Carl doing a Ps4 advertisement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIuUp4eGmU
>carl just pulls out a shotgun
>>89469084
>Only the things Shake throws on the ground explodes
Holy shit, it truly is the little things
Does Carl have the sickest ride on the planet?
>>89469571
Second sickest
>>89469571
>poverty package Dodge Stealth
>no turbos
What pains me more is it's based off one of the producers actual car. Someone in real life thinks this is ok
>>89469494
>but that's impossible because he doesn't have a penis
>>89469588
What the fuck
>"Some say it gave him the power to know and do anything..."
>dramatic music
>"And that's why most the dead, in the underworld, referred to him as... an ass."
>>89463902
>/his/
>I am the ghost of Christmas past and I have come to show you...what Christmas was like.
>...Alright.
This is good show?
>>89470835
Yes
You left the damn grill on didn't you?
>>89471941
Look, ya'll just stop bickerin'. We's all need ta join together and…thank God that…it's on Extra Low.
Err please stop... fueling my silent rage
>>89470835
Its the greatest story ever told.
>>89461620
>12oz
>bad
You fucking take that back right goddamn now.
>>89462705
We know that Carl sells bootleg merchandise, does side jobs for the mob, studied elevator repair, and once had a job making packing peanuts
>forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow and layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood
>>89455489
Yeah, Eric Andre's probably the closest thing to a successor to Aqua Teen for me, even though they overlapped for several years so that doesn't really make sense.
>>89476312
I tasted mustard
>tfw you slowly adopt Carl's none of this matters attitude
>>89479560
>It don't matter. None of this matters. ~Zhuangzi
>I'm kinda like an infomercial. You know what that is? It's /information/ you get in a /commercial/
>You took a minor conflict, over who was to use the fax machine first, and you exploded that into physical violence - and for that, I applaud you.
>>89477596
Yeah, dijon mustard
>>89479714
>...
>...let's, ahh... frickin' see if one's on.
>>89480152
That's such a classic episode
>THE MONGREL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>89479905
Well... how come no bacon?
>>89480170
>...Boxy... what's wrong?
>DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE US WITH THAT FOOL AGAIN! I'LL SPLIT YOU DOWN THE MIDDLE!
>A-alright Boxy, it's okay now-
>OKAY NOTHING! MOTHERFUCKER DID NOT *FEED* US!
>J-just calm down-
>HE *PEED ON ME* BITCH!!!
>>89479798
Carl episodes are the best
>>89444767
>MIIIIIND CONTROOOOOOOOL
>YOU GOTTA HAVE MIND CONTROOOOOL
>TO BE IN CONTROL OF YOU MIIIIIIIND!
>>89469571
>>89469588
I can't find what car it is supposed to be base off of.
>>89482031
Dodge Stealth