welp

maybe he can act

cause he for sure does not look the part

Gosh, how it hurts me to see you Gaston

I thought that was Johnny Knoxville from the thumbnail

>>89443685
Wouldn't he have like twelve seconds of screentime?

>>89443765
Man, ever since the Hobbit, it keeps feeling like Ian is suffering from dementia.

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His face has never been more punchable.

>>89443737
>>89443765
>>89443784

The furniture is creepy as fuck.

>>89443601
A design flaw. Someone as brainless as Gaston shouldn't be that well dressed, with hair that well-cared for.

Luke Evans looks like Emma Watson's father.

>>89443618
he looks okay.
>>89443648
huh, she looks okay too. sort of.
is it possible this will actually be good?
>>89443685
what the fuck?
>>89443709
>>89443737
>>89443765
>>89443784
whaaaaaat
>>89443831
uh.. hmm.. couldnt find a real midget?
>>89443850
what am I even looking at here?
>>89443890
oh! that's... I was not expecting that to look any good at all. The lack of ears bugs me slightly, but ... that'll do! that'll solidly do
is it possible a whole new generation of little girls will appreciate guys that look like that now?

>>89444121
yeah isnt he supposed to be more of an uncouth woodsman? like he takes care of his hair in a 'fonz always carries a comb' kinda way, but he's no french fop

>>89443601

Why is this on /co/?

>>89444223
live action adaptation of an animated movie

>>89444223
Because it's an adaption of the Disney movie. Not an adaption of "Beauty and the Beast" by the brothers grimm, specifically of the Disney version. It' directly related to an animated feature.

How the fuck is this complicated.

>>89443601
Looks more like a smug "I have money" douche than a smug "I've got muscles and a big dick" douche
Reminds me of will from PotC

>>89443685
isn't the prince a little boy?
>>89443811
>tucci
okay kind of hype for that

>>89444223
Because is going to be 83% animation.

>>89444121
>>89444217
He doesn't look that foppish to me. The coat looks kind of old and worn, like it's his only good coat.

>>89443601
From the thumbnail I mistook his hand for a hook.

>>89444217
>>89444269
>>89444303
Oh god I've got it. He looks like Captain Hook.

>>89443831
Only spot on casting here

>>89444203
Peter Dinklage would have stolen the show.

Though having Lefou be the brains behind the arrogant Gaston could have been worth something.

>>89443709
WE

>>89443648
>could have done la la land

>>89443601
Bruce Campbell would of been a better pick, IMO.

no one gets dubs like gaston

>>89443784

Shouldn't Mrs. Potts be... a lot older?

>>89443811

So... Forte?

>>89444530
One of my favorite villains, and he's a literally who because he's from the Christmas movie. Feels awful man.

>>89444575

Enchanted Christmas was one of the best spinoffs though.

>>89444603
Had the VHS so I'd watch it all the time.
Everyone cares about the feather duster waifu so I guess on the bright side I have Christmas angel waifu all to myself

>>89443601
>Beasts makeup looks like it's straight from the first Narnia movie
>Belle just looks like Emma Watson, aka, so unemotive they probably have to hold up a mirror to her face every ten minutes to make sure she's still breathing
>That Gaston... I have no words
How do you fuck up casting and character design this bad?

>>89443601
What the fuck Disney? How could yo fuck up something that easy?

You turned motherfucking Gaston into a scrawny, ugly, whiny, uncharasmatic fuck.

>>89444603
No it was not.

>>89443648
Didn't know Richard Dawkins was trans.

>>89443601
Why wasnt it Bruce Campbell

>>89444805

>Implying Enchanted Christmas isn't better than:

>Return of Jafar
>Belle's Magical World
>Pocahontas 2
>Little Mermaid 2
>Hunchback 2
>Milo's Return (yes I know it was originally 3 TV episodes)
>Tarzan 2
>Brother Bear 2
>Bambi 2
>Fox and the Hound 2

>>89444503
Emma Thompson is 57. Angela Lansbury was 66 when she voiced Mrs. Potts.

>>89444914
She looks incredibly young for her age then. I'd have thought they would've at least died her hair white.

>>89444837
Joke never gets old.

>>89444452
>>89444874
The man is almost reaching 60 anons.
If only if he were 20 years younger then he'd be the perfect pick.

>>89443601
are you a REAL villain?

I hate that I'm so fucking angry that all of these casting and costume choice are such utter shit. I shouldn't be this Goddamn autistic.

Maybe Disney will surprise me and this'll be great, but I'm skeptical.

>>89443601
>not roughly the size of a barge
DROPPED

>>89444530
Wouldn't feel right without Tim Curry.

>>89444914
>>89444954
That's almost a decade of age difference, though.

>>89445687

Realistically Mrs Potts shouldn't be older than early 50s since Chip is like 8.

>>89445005
Actually washed up local hero while being able to still impress the locals cannot really rise to the scene anymore.

Bell doesn't find him impressive at all.

He learns about the Beast and his weaknesses through folklore and makes a play on taking him down at the end to revive past glory.

>>89443765
How can anyone watch Beauty and the Beast and think "Yeah, Ian McKellen would be the perfect cogsworth"

>>89446051
I don't know why would watch Beauty and the Beast and think big posters of all the human forms of Beast and his crew are necessary. Even better, with the way they'll actually look squirreled away and cropped into the corner.

>>89443831
Ok that's fucking perfect

Ok, considering a lot of the furniture are played by big name actors and actresses, how likely is it that a big chunk of the movie is gonna be flashbacks?

>>89443648
Not the most flattering picture of her

>>89443709
>Gugu

Im sorry?

>>89446302
They're only going to be furniture for some scenes. They'll be people during night time.
Or some other excuse like that.

>>89444909
Hunchback 2 is quite possibly the worst Disney sequel in terms of sheer decline in quality compared to the original.

>>89445784
Nah

>>89446370
ah yes, la furnateure werevulf curse, so common a blight in old france

>>89446375
Cinderella 3 is the most "what the fuck how is this good" sequel.

>>89443737
IT'S OVER COGSWORTH

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>89443737
ONLY DARKNESS DEALS IN ABSOLUTES

This looks like shit.

>>89443737
I hate to ask.... but can obi-wan sing?
or do any sort of french accent?

>>89446486
Never watched Moulin Rouge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxj-FBEH1w

>>89446051
I think it would be amusing at least.
More so if we see Gandalf and Obi Wan attempting to sing and dance.

>>89444503
I'm really not a fan of the whole face on the side design.

>>89446519
its poorly synced or something. very jarring watching it

They all look like they're dressed for a christmas panto

>>89446393
Isn't that the wtf time travel one?

What's with all the British actors? The original had mostly American voice actors. I hate this trend of always hiring Brits for fantasy roles.

Is this going to be another on of those weird live action Disney movies that are bipolar? Like they won't be able to decide if it should be edgy and horrifying or whimsy and cartoony?

>>89443829

He just wants to forget it all.

It's tine for the Disney meme to end

>>89445784

That's bubbahotep.

>>89447858

Brits are the mexicans of the acting world.

Just roll up to your local theater in a beat up pick up and tell the group of brits squatting on the side that you need afew actors for a day job and watch them jump in.

Be sure to use your hands when saying any numbers, they don't know english very well.

>>89447858
Whats with all these british actors in this american rendition of a french fairytale?

>>89447858
It takes place in France, dum-dum. Obviously they need to have British accents to sound authentic.

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>>89443618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9IyAFk-sGE
He was the best thing in High-Rise

>>89443685
thought it was John Malkovic from the thumbnail and got my hopes up. John would've done a good job

>>89447928
Swap tea and biscuits for tacos and tequila and they're basically one to one.

>>89445104
Well, technically...nah

>>89443765
>>89443737
Maybe it's just me, but voice wise I can see this working better if they switched roles.

Realistically how do you think this will do financially?

>>89449702
>Has the Disney name on it
probably pretty well, but most will still prefer the original

>>89443765
Not Ian, Stephen Fry would've fit better.

>>89449723
>Has the Disney name on it
Alice 2, BFG and Pete's Dragon remake would like a word

>>89443765
I always imagined Cogsworth as a fat little man. They should've gotten the baker guy from Fantastic Beasts to play him.

>>89449749
>Alice 2

Disney put that out to die since they're planning a live-action remake with non-Burton young Alice.

Reminder The great gaston convinced a whole town that hate Belle to rescue her from a monster. Yet we pretend that he's the bad guy.

>>89447998
>>89443618
I just realized Luke Evans is a handsome version of Robbie Rotten

>>89449841
>a whole town that hate Belle
[Citation Needed]

>>89443641
underrated

>>89449962
Yeah, they didn't outright hate her, they just thought she was weird because she wanted an education instead of the chance to fuck Gaston.

>>89443685
I'll take the Beast over that inbred, incestuous faggot any day.

>>89449841
You'll never be Gaston, anon. Get over it.

>>89445687
Yea but its from 50 to 60. Age gaps matter less the greater the numbers compared are, and at that age ten years doesn't mean shit.

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>>89444427
WUZ

>>89451604
NUMBER

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>>89443850

>>89443703
you forgot the flashback they're going to butcher

>>89443641

9/10

>>89443685

CHANGE BACK

>>89444909
Its not better than Prince of thieves

>>89451604
GUEST!
WE WUZ GUEST!

>>89449932
>handsome version of Robbie Rotten
So Robbie Rotten?

>>89443831
I'm a chubby chaser, and I hate this talentless faggot Jonah Hill wannabe.

>>89444278
He was turned at 11, 10 years later would have been 21

>>89444743
>whiny
to be fair, he was whiny after belle wouldn't even look at him,

>>89444203
>>89443890
Surprisingly good.

>>89447903
And Evil Dead series.

Don't see the problem.

>>89447858
>>89447955
It reminds me of when Conan O'Brian did Assassin's Creed 5 on clueless gamer and made fun of all the French characters being British. One character said Arse and he yelled "Arse!? You're French!" It was hilarious.

>>89452388
WE WUZ SERVANTS TO THE REST.

>>89443831
The only good casting.

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>>89443709
>Cleaning object
>Casted as black woman

Really makes you think.

>>89443709
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Gugu. Mbatha. Raw.

We are seriously not allowed to find this funny anymore in the current political climate, are we?

>>89454439
You are aware there are naming conventions outside of what you consider a normal name, right? The world doesn't revolve around pampered white people.

>>89445473
Dude, Tim Curry is 70 years old and stil recovering from that stroke he had a few years back. We're lucky he's still breathing.

>>89444303
He's also wearing a plain leather coat. Compare him to the Prince's brocaded silk number.

>>89454523
you've got a bit of a hook in your mouth.

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>>89443601

>>89451738
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

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Fuck mythological shit, I want a live-action Hercules remake. If anything do what Jungle Book 2K16 did and ignore the inaccuracies to the original myths, but have a much more realistic/darker tone to it.

Still keep stuff like the Muses, musical numbers, and Hades being based on a used car salesman.

>>89443765
A clock is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

>>89443890
I'd hit it

>>89455475
>live action megara
>i can get only so erect

>>89446316
Sorry, they couldn't find the key to your house and use one from your Emma shrine.