NOW IT'S TIME FOR A PREVIEW OF /co/'S FAVORITE COMIC BOOK

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>>89434334
Terrible. Just. Terrible.

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>>89434334
Forgot one OP

>>89434437
Terrigen mists!

>>89434296
>chexit

>>89434378
This is the state of marvel. SAD

>>89434241
Jesus tap dancing christ Ramos!

>>89434437
I really, really hate how Kamala is just a mouthpiece now.

>>89435365
Literally only when she's written by Waid.

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>It's Waypool all over again

I dropped Gwenpool after half an issue, but this is leagues worse

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We get it Marvel, you want the Harley audience.

>>89434241
Ahahaha look at her ass

RAMOOOOOOOS

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>>89434334
>the Jonas Brothers
Waid needs to update his "Idiot's Guide to Easy Targets," his is a bit out of date

>>89435504
just further fuel for the "hello fellow kids" meme

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>>89434241
>givig Gwen horrible stick legs
How is she supposed to get the power for a leg sweep with those matches?

Why is Miles even in Waid books?

He doesn't do shit

>>89434334
>2017 Jonas Brother references
Fellow teenagers!

>>89435478
oh my god, it was so small that I didnt even notice it

>>89434334
>>The Jonas Brothers
I haven't heard that name in like, a decade.

>>89434437
>Kamala talking like a freshman gender study's major.
I hate every fucking page of this preview.
And the only thing this artist can draw even remotely acceptably is Viv's resting bitch face.

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>Ramos drawing Gwen
Make me want to vomit.

>>89434437
Kamala could have just said
>>"Super villains aren't behind all corruption and racism"
NOBODY says what she just said outloud.

>>89434334
>The Jonas Brothers
Really, Waid? Really? You want to mention Justin Bieber or Britney Spears or Chuck Norris too?

>>89435654
That would have been better.

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>>89434334
There's being out of touch, and then there's referencing the fucking Jonas Brothers.

>>89435454
But I thought Harley was DC wanting the Deadpool audience ?

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>TFW no matter how unhip you are, you will never be unhip as Waid.

>>89435437
>I dropped Gwenpool after half an issue
But why? Gwenpool is great. One of the best books Marvel is currently putting out.

This, however, is absolute cancer.

>>89435717
It's an endless cycle.

>>89435540
You could say the same about Miles' own book.

>>89435717
Yeah, but Deadpool quit the randumb shit in his main book, so the Waypool readers flocked somewhere

>>89435410
except her own comic really isn't much better

>>89434334
This is literally the least #woke book on stands right now.

>>89435767
>Gwenpool is great
you keep saying that but it isn't true

>>89435811
Sure it is. It's just an alternative fact.

>>89434437
I know it's never going to happen, but I want to see Gwen call out Kamala for being a mouthpiece

>>89435822
Do we need to get Binky in here, mother fucker?

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>>89435829
>asking for self awareness from Champions

>>89434437
>tell miles youa re the new watcher
>tell shitpions you come from another heart where they are comics
>gwen OoC
is this guy the new bendis?

>>89435853
That's why I said it's never going to happen, because it would require the writer to realize their mistakes, or just to have any sort of awareness.

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>>89435914
Well she did say this to Miles.

On the other hand I'm surprised she's suddenly giving away that she knows they're comic book characters so easily.

>the Jonas Brothers
JUST

>tfw Gwenpool looks fucking awful drawn by literally anyone except Gurihiru
it's those bug eyed goggles, in her own book they're matte and flush with her hood.

I really want a story about Kingsley teaching Gwen how to better shill her brand

>>89434201
What was the point of the Atlantians attacking last issue?

Road to 30k sales

>>89437155
Nah, Marvel keeps sending hundreds of free copies to inflate sales. This book especially.

>>89434334
>The Jonas Brothers

I would have accepted One Direction even if they already broke up, but Jonas Brothers? Really?

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Why did they have to do this to the cutest one?

>>89436186
Waid is going to make her Superboy-Prime

>>89434201
I like what hastings is doing with gwenpool, but i know eveything else with her is gonna be cringey as fuck.

>>89437331
Because she's what they wanted Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel to be but failed, at least in terms of popularity.
So now they're making her a mouthpiece. Soon she will be macking on Miles by force (not by choice) because they want to look good.

>>89434334
>The jonas brothers

When are they going to reference xD emoticons and rage memes?

>>89434437
Jesus Christ, nobody talks like that. I'm dumbfounded at how little self awareness Waid has.

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>>89434334
>The Jonas Brothers
"How do you do fellow kids?" can not even begin to describe this scene.

>>89437383
>I like what hastings is doing with gwenpool, but i know eveything else with her is gonna be cringey as fuck.
This can pretty much apply to anybody featured in this train wreck of a team book.

So why does she act like deadpool when he has literal brain problems that make him this stupid?

>>89437829
Fear of rejection.

>>89437679
>THIS CAN BE APPLIED TO ANYONE
NOT TO MILES, HE A SHIT

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>>89437829
Gwen has a total disregard for human life because to her, everybody in the Marvel U isn't real besides herself and the only ones who matter in the long run are the front running heroes and villains while everybody else might as well be cannon fodder.

Nearly every single one of her problems basically spawn from her own inability to see things differently.

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>>89437679
could/should be better. long day. whatever

>>89438088
>tfw the best part about this about Miles
>tfw Miles is the best part because he doesn't do anything

>>89434241
>How do you do fellow Champions?
Do you think he knows

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W-what is this?
How am I supposed to fap to this "Gwen"?

>>89434241

>Last panel

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE TEETH

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>>89434437
Jesus fucking christ. I can't read a single fucking page of this without cringing.

Waid is too old and nowhere near subtle enough to try and write this.

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Does the Uncle Gwenom line mean Gwen will eventually steal one of the currently defunct symbiotes the military is hiding away and start murdering more people.

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>>89434334
Whoever made this should be fired immediately

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>>89438128
You know something has gone wrong when the subpar straightman with the charisma of a flower pot is the best part of your damn book.

>>89438116
Good show, anon. Saved for the inevitable future.

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#10 was released btw. Did I missed storytime thread?

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>>89437331
>>89437408
I fucking hate how the ONE good legacy character Marvel has created through sheer luck is now being trashed like this. It's almost sabotage at this point. They had a good thing going for her, but since she isn't the white blond facist cunt they ACTUALLY want to push, they're purposefully fucking her up at every angle. I'm actually mad now, just when I thought I've grown numb of Marvel's bullshit.

>>89438160
No, or else we wouldn't be going

>Jonas Brothers

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>>89438304
How is this trashing Robbie Reyes?

>>89435803
I would argue that the most #woke big two book out right now is Deathstroke.

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>>89438302
Yes, it was good.

>>89438434
It's probably Flintstones, to be honest family.

>>89438400
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

>>89438400
They're aren't, but that's only because unlike Kamala he has no competition. Marvel doesn't give a shit about Ghost Rider, but you bet your ass he's fucked if he gets more popular.

>>89435674
The jonas brothers would work if any of the authors of Gwen put some effort into dating exactly WHEN she got ported over.

Her knowledge of comics should be dated to a specific point. But, half the problem is she seems to know things that occurred after she woke up in Marvel comics.
there could be alot of jokes made dating exactly what years she has knowledge of as a reader. and, which books she was a fan of. as it is.. its "current." which is dumb.
Also, not knowing any DC characters is a mistake. all sorts of jokes could be made with her using DC comics ideas, and strategies, which Marvel characters would not have any idea of. "Gwenarangs. utility belt. etc. her taking credit for "inventing" stuff.

Her age is also a problem. She's 21-25. Which, you know. why is she even hanging with teenagers?

>>89438434
More like Blackstroke.

>>89434437
I CAN SEE IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

>>89437077
Well it established that after the terrorist attack on Atlantis by the Skwad Supreme, they're now claiming airspace as well as ocean territory which they'd never done before

>>89438749
What has she shown knowledge of that was post-Secret Wars? The latest Spider-Man (Brown Recluse) book she read before was before Secret Wars from her perspective.

>>89434437

>Racism

Where the fuck did that come from?

>>89438913
they're fighting the Sons of the Serpent

>>89438400
Mostly because in three issues of Ghost Rider he was what, on five pages tops? The rest was the wacky adventure of Chulk and Whoreverine. I don't know what happened to Marvel after Secret Wars, but this shit is just laughably bad.

>>89438788
OH LORD

>>89438238
>Gwenpoolom vs Mania

>>89438310
If only Marvel still had editors, they could have warned him about the Jonas Brothers.

>>89438835
>The latest Spider-Man (Brown Recluse)
Is that the Miles book?

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Is this supposed to be THE Gwen Stacy?

>>89440904
It's not any Gwen Stacy. It's a different girl who has the same first name.

>>89437369
>Waid is going to make her Superboy-Prime
What would be so bad about that though?

>>89434201
Its honestly just mediocre. I still cant get over that 3d model schlock marvel was putting out a while ago. At least this is an actual fucking comic book with art and shit.

>this is totally okay but Brevoort went full autistic screeching at a pitch for a non-canon Gwenpool vs Galacta mini

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>>89438196
I don't know why but they turn me on, the same thing happened with Sandoval's Squirrel Girl.

>>89441765
Context?

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>>89439374
>Mania
>ever appearing again
You still have too much hope in Marvel anon.

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>Non-Gurihiru Gwenpool

I SAY THEE NAY

>>89441928
Don't forget to scream DEUS VULT every time when you see brown people while wearing this.

>>89441765
Source? I wanna hear about this

>>89441765
>Gwenpool vs Galacta
I would honestly pay to read that.

>>89441841
Sandoval's Squirrel Girl is built for sex.

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>>89442385
Agreed.

Not as bad as I expected. She's more in-character than the RR&G crossover.

>>89441144
That isn't her motivation at all. She comes from a world that still exists without her. Rather, she looked at how she lived and determined it was better off without her. Her sadness is internal.
Meanwhile, Superboy-Prime has frustration because despite his power, he lost his homeworld and tried to fight against reality itself to make it again, other Earths be damned. Motivations are completely opposite.
Plus Gwen can't punch the "walls" that define the different worlds. She barely scrapes by with plot armor.

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>>89442755
Don't, you're giving me optimism. I can't go down this road anymore.

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>>89434201
>GWENpions
That isn't even a pun or any form of wordplay. Is this supposed to be funny?

Why didn't they make the bubble say "Gwen's" so it would read "Gwen's Champions?"

It's not exactly funnier but it makes more sense than fucking GWENPIONS

>>89442928
The idea is simply the superimposing, not the combined meaning.

>>89443085
It still looks terrible

It's like that episode of Modern family where Claire wants to make a speeder fuck off by writing a nonsensical poster

You can't spell Gwenpool without poo.

>>89439374
You mean Gwenompool

>>89443085
Then they should've centered it.

Its clear they're trying to replace cham with gwen

>>89434437
Waid is ruining Kamala.

Gwenpool should have quipped "Is that you speaking, or the author?"

>>89441890
I like where this is going...

>>89434437
Its funny how Ms. Marvel delivers that bullshit and then Viv makes her look like an idiot by saying there IS something in the air.

>>89445944
Waid lacks the self-awareness.

>>89442253
>Galacta drawn by Gurihiru

>>89434201
you mean garbage?

>>89434437
DEFINITELY saving this


I see 2017 is shaping up to be another year full of one page memes

All this page needed was "check your privilege"

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>>89434201
>>This terrible Ramos treatment of beloved Gwen Poole

wow. this is worse than regular Champions. kill me.

>>89447079
Champions is one of the best comics of all time if you look at as an unintended comedy.
>Old man more unhip than I could ever be trying to be cool and using teenage characters to voice his agenda
>Filled with other retarded dialogue
>Revolting art
>#WOKE is a classic
>Flagship book hyped to all hell that sank to 45k by issue 3

>>89437331
Because G. Willow Wilson signed the contract saying Marvel can do whatever the hell they want with Kamala.

>>89435410
No, Kamala was always a mouthpiece. It's just that Wilson makes Kamala sound somewhat tolerable (but no less forced) when she writes her.

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>>89447051
>Gwenpool
>beloved

>>89447143
45k by issue 2. If you calculate using the dollar share, #3 did about 40 or 39k

>>89434201
Fucking turtleneck She-Vision with the purple skin from the horrible fucking version of the costume from the movies? FUUUUCCCKKK you Marvel.

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>>89434437
Christ this shit is rough to read.

>>89447386
>he's still at it