AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

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>>89428693

Its fun to mess with the catalog by bumping threads with pics like these and taking screen shots.

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.

No Zeus, don't stick your dick in thing.

Is that a heckin jojo reference

>>89428834
Hasn't stopped him before.

>>89428834
He's gonna do it,

the madman.

>>89428834
By the time you said that it was already too late

>>89428850
>>89428894
>>89429003

So from this we can conclude that Zeus is the act of fucking incarnate, as nothing stop him from doing what he'll fuck to the point that it was already too late before it even began.

Like some kind of meta-fucking god that can fuck anything, even the concept itself

He can even fuck himself to transform into something else, as
>>89429044
show us

>>89428834
>and so anon came back to the thread 5 minutes late, only to realize that Zeus had already fucked his post.

>>89429184
I blame Greekk about everything when their try to make heroes, their always try to make their heroes as special snowflake who is child of Zeus

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>>89428693
ZEUS

>>89429044

Source? Looks glorious.

>>89429366

You misunderstood. The goal of ascribing patronage to a deity (regardless of culture) is a shorthand to show that the hero is different, that he embodies divine attributes not commonly found in man.

>>89429184
And then there's that one time he gave a chick a golden shower from the heavens and she got pregnant
The seed of thunder is unstoppable

>>89428834
Defeats the entire raison d'etat of Zeus.

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>>89429446
>Zeus had a total of 92 children by some counts, though not all counts agree. Of these 92, 41 were divine and 51 were mortal.
Truly the greatest All-Father. He was single-handledly responsible for like half of Greek mythology.

>>89428693
NOW I'M A BELIEVER

>>89428693
Hey, Zeus.

>>89429635

>Tfw I just realize the reason he was so great is because he embraced his fatherly/leader nature rather than rule over everything in hedonism like the titans

Basically, instead of trying to curbstomp his children that weren't submitted to him he just left them to prosper and do their shit.

>>89429788
Reminds me of the "things to do if Im an evil emperor" Either have no kids, or have so many kids they're too busy fighting amongst themselves to overthrow me.

>>89428693
HE SWUNG HIS THUNDERCOCK

>>89428816
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu.

>>89428693
AND RAPED EVERYTHING

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>>89428834
>>89428850
>>89428894
>>89429003
>>89429228

>>89429635
>And some of them are weird chimeric freaks because he was disguised as goose/bull/swan/small river at the time.

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>>89429044
Now do one without the beginning & end.

>>89429044
>Go to the pasture so i can fuck a bull
>He becomes zeus in the last minute

Fuck

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>>89429423
The Congress.

>>89428834
I did it 35 minutes ago.

>>89429384
kekd

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>>89431078
DELET

>>89429788
He was also such a good dad he personally birthed some of them. That's some serious dedication.