Can Constantine con Batman? Is there anyone he can't deceive?

>>89427145

Sure, They are both cunts, but i'm sure neither of them want to really do that, given their personalities it would lead to a comedic series of scams with both of them using their habilities to come on top and wasting all their time outthinking the other.

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>>89427145
Yes
All he has to do is to promise Bruce he can bring Martha and Thomas back

Anonymous 2017-01-26 03:40:13 Post No.89428890
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 03:40:13 Post No.89428890 [Report]

What if they have sex with each other?

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>>89427145
Personally I think he shouldn't be able to con Batman or Superman, but whatever.

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>>89427145
Constantine has conned the Devil himself. He conned the King of Vampire into dying. What do you think?

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>>89428867
>Somehow convince Bruce that you can bring his parents back to life permanently if he does shit for you.
>Prove it by reviving them for a few minutes.
>It's like a first dose of a viciously addictive drug.
>Suddenly you have the most OP, plot-armored hero at your beck and call.

Could this be Injustice 3 in the making?

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>>89428890
Can Constantine ~~seduce~~ Batman?

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>>89427145
You mean like how Constantine conned Batman in the very comic you posted?

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I can think of one person he couldn't con

Anonymous 2017-01-26 05:10:32 Post No.89430023
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>>89428944
>Constantine has conned the Devil himself.
Lucifer or some other guy?

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>>89430023
of course not Lu, it was the half-wit First of the Fallen and some demons

>trolling the arch-troll
only the Basanos managed that to an extent, and they had control of causality at their side

>>89429483
also this, he would be scared shitless probably