Well. Remember this kid in few years will become teenager and

He's already seen Onion being born, I think he knows the facts of life already

>>89410690

He's been a teenager ever since episode 13.

And he's already fused with his main squeeze, so the gem part of the issue is already covered...

>TFW Steven can't have sex with someone he loves because he inevitably fuses with them when the combination of passion and proximity exceeds a certain threshold

>He can only have hate sex
>Which hopefully will never be a thing

The kid can morph into a woman's body. What use is there for 'adult stuff' after that?
If he's more gem than human, he doesn't reproduce by biological means anyway.

Will he try anything on Lapis or Peridot when the hormones start raging?

Isn't he 15?

>>89411176
But fusion is not only when he dances with someone? And yes he was a teenager but he mentally was still kid.

Do you think if Steven has to have kid, he'll die like his mom?

>>89411262
just 14
and is confirmed to be physically stuck as an 8 year old, unless his mind and body become better synced-up

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>>89410690
ILL SERVICE YOU HOWEVER YOU WANT, STEVEN

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What would happen if I ripped the gem out of his belly button?

>>89411302
Sugar confirmed than Rose could have had a normal human child, and have survived the birth, but she wanted the child to be part gem as well, and so she sacrificed herself

now that we know that Steven is literally part Rose, we can assume Rose just wanted to experience what it is to be human

He's already a teenager though.
He's just innocent. And an idiot.

I guess that's just to be expected when being raised by lesbian fascists.

Will Steven use his mother's room to make himself some girls to sex up?

>>89411302
In all likelyhood, Rose carried him out and fused with him on purpose when he was born, what with the gem being at the navel and all. So he probably procreate just fine, as a human, and his offspring would probably completely human too.

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>>89411271
>But fusion is not only when he dances with someone?

The dancing is a ritual. But we know it's not required. The Rubies simply piled onto each other, Ruby literally jumped Sapphire and Steven and Amethyst just hugged.

Hmmm. The Rubies might be explained with the idea that Rubies, while individually weaker than Quartz soldiers, fuse with particular ease... and have no upper limit to the number of involved parties. Maybe. Maybe!

>>89411302

He has balls, doesn't he? And enough fully human DNA for reproductive cells. Of course, that does mean that any children he has will genetically speaking be Greg's children.

>>89411341

Pearl? Slut butt? Really now? With Amy around? Although neither can truly compare with miss 'Dumps like a truck' .

>>89411370
It would be very painful.

>>89411176
If he was hate sex then someting like Malachite turns out

>>89411370

It would be extremely painful...

>>89411404
>fascists

Is literally the opposite of what they are.

>>89410690
>not Garnet
I'd fuck garnet

>>89411544
>The dancing is a ritual. But we know it's not required.
Crystal Gems are all just sluts for each other. That's why they dance so sexually.

>>89411563

I am suggesting you can incite fusion even if you don't like the other person, but you can't help fusing if you love them.

>>89411544
You know, that upper torso just doesn't work with something strappy like that.

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>>89410690
>Poor Pearl

Pearl deserves no sympathy, she deserves only suffering

>>89411583

You'd want to. But you wouldn't.

>>89411587

>Giant Rebel Orgies
>"Join the rebellion and fuse with whom you want whenever you want"
>Prisoners rape-fused under threat of being shattered in hideous revelry

>>89411646

Why? Does everyone who is a hot mess becasue of some serious trauma deserve nothing but suffering?

>>89411646
She always has Greg

>>89411673
Greg is not a pure love, it is something more powerful then that, it is a dark and clawing love, a forceful filling love, a love that rends apart gods and demons.

His love spews forth from the mudercock.

>>89411552
>>89411571
Your a big belly

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>>89411672
no but rapists deserve nothing

>>89411673
hopefully Greg will kill her like he killed Rose

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>>89411646
Wrong! Pearl has best gem.

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>>89411785
For Q

>>89411176
It's like the Hulk problem but less hilarious.

>>89411837
>shipping Pearl with a literal dog monster

are you sure you're a fan of hers?

>>89411420
If he can't eat a phantom burger then he can't sex phantom women.

>>89411841
Was fucking space rocks part of your plan?

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>>89411936
Of course.

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>>89411915
>Not seeing how they complement each other
And it would be healhtly for both. Pearl has her type of Big, but with Jasper she would at least not have literal flesh Rose. Both are warriors and seem to have honor concepts/pirde as such. And for Jasper this would be the opportunity to acknowledge other gems outside of their castes, especially in Pearls case.

>>89411984
Well congradulations, ya got yourself caught. Now whats the next part of your masterplan?

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>>89412115
Crashing this hand, with no survivors.

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>>89412184
NO, THEY EXPECT A SHARD IN THE WRECKAGE SISTER

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>>89412086
>being against the rigid and strict gem caste system

lib cuck confirmed

Traditional Gem Values is what the Diamond Authority was founded on, to abandon them would only lead to ruin

Allowing gems to do things outside of societal norms and even worse encouraging such behavior will only lead to a generation of dangerous physcos

>>89411544
He must have differences in his DNA, there's no way they're saying he's just a human with a gem considering how many times he falls from heights or gets slammed into things.

>>89411583
Oh you'd think about it.

>>89412326
He's definitely a fusion in a way, so not quite humand and not quite gem. That doesn't mean he can't just reproduce, though, since Rose could birth a perfectly human baby to fuse with.

>>89411587
Especially for Steven.

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>>89412242
/homeworldPol/ please leave... Wait minute, that is the social norm there which means... I'm the /pol/

>>89411673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUxdNgvT-8

>>89411837
They are both kind of assholes.

He already got to second base with Connie, he knows.

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>>89412242
Jasper for Diamond

>>89412434
I don't know, I think he could reproduce but his kids might be a bit different.

>>89411370
I'm afraid we'll never find out.

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>>89412541
They were made for each other

>>89411243
Probably his first "victim" will be pearl.

Pearl, ametyst and garnet are closest gems to steven.

And from this trio pearl seems to be most attractive.

>>89412765
Yeah but they're like his moms. Peri and Lapis are just hot girls he recently met.

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>>89412765
nah it would be Amethyst

she is probably the only gem who knows what sex actually is

>>89412942
Amethyst can start picking her nose or do something else disgusting when sex is still in progress just for lols

>>89412910
Id love to fuck a milf mommy and hot friends at the same time desu

>>89412942
This. Amy is the closest of the gems to humans since she's never been a Homeworld gem and indulges liberally in human vices. Also there's the whole fusion thing.

>>89411271
Sex requires rhythm dumbass.
why do you think they call it the horizontal mambo?

>>89413131
>good sex requires rhythm
fix'd
You can have sex arrhythmically, it's just shit

>>89412242

Better than a repressed psycho

>>89411370
Are you trying to bring out the gay chubby chasers back to /co/?

>>89412211
RISE!

>>89412724
You know, with all the rebel killing Jasper did, you'd think she'd merit a pearl.

>>89412942
She's the only Gem that'd be cool with it right off the bat. Lapis is emotionally distant and Peridot is Peridot. Pearl isn't over Rose and Garnet is a stoic badass.

>>89414945
She's a dirty Earthling. She's lucky to get to stay in service.

>>89413271
The Fremen beg to differ Anon.

>>89415095
screw fremen, here comes my semen

>>89412242
FREEBISMUTH2017

BISMUTH DID NOTHING WRONG

except for that one time she tried to kill a kid. But hey even Pearl did that.

>>89411646
Doesnt Pearl have that punk chick?

>>89415220
Steven is going to have confront the Bismuth issue at some point. Thats obvious.

>>89415420
Rose never bothered.

>>89415420
Wouldn't even be that hard to do really, she's a decent person and took the whole "stab you in the chest" thing pretty well. The worst case scenario will probably be something like

> "Bismuth, Homeworld is coming and we need help"

> "K"

> During the Fight Bismuth tries to merc one of the Diamonds

> Steven has to stop her at the last minute.

>>89415535
Yeah really, if Steven had the CGs with him to talk her down everything should work out.

>>89415406
She is probably forgotten now

>>89415497
Hard to say really. I still don't think Rose intended to "die in child birth". She was meant with an unsolvable problem too. I'm also curious what Rose did say regarding Bismuth's fate to the rest of the gems.

Sooooo....
How affected was human technological development by the arrival of the Gem population?

>>89410690

Remember when Pearl tried to kill baby Steven?

>>89417293
Not that much. Most of the gem tech seems to have been dismantled or fallen into disrepair before humans even had a working understanding of technology.

It's probably too advanced for them to figure out even now.

>>89417505
Or it's magic, like the first season kept saying it was.

>>89411672

>Why? Does everyone who is a hot mess becasue of some serious trauma deserve nothing but suffering?


No, just Pearl. She knows what she did.

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>gems supposedly gender-less
>cleary pictured as various females ranging from girly-girls to bulldykes
>only gems that somewhat could be considered mainly male are Rubies and the complete amethysts in the spacezoostation
>both are servants

>>89418772
Theyre definitally female though

>>89417505
It certainly doesn't appear to have been stunted in any meaningful sense, we see Smartphones, Automobiles, modern fast-food, etc. in the show.
All the leftover tech from the colony attempt(s?) surely would have been found by humanity sooner or later.
The fact that you are dropping off various metals during humanity's bronze age at the latest, for example: there's every chance at least some of the shattered Gem's weaponry could have fallen into human hands during the 5000 years between Homeworld's withdrawal and when the show takes place.
This is also not taking into account that every continent save North America has been distorted vastly from our known form by what was surely Homeworld activity.
Now I want a spinoff of Garnet, Pearl, and Rose Quartz wandering the world after the war but before they met Greg.

>>89418897
Battlefield 1 but with gems?

>>89417080
She said she went MIA or something to that effect. Keep in mind, Amethyst never even knew she existed.

>>89417293
Humans don't do anything in the show, at least Gravity Falls had those MIB.

>>89417404
Good times.

>Poor Pearl
He literally as a room that he use to masterbate or fuck anyone he wants. I think he's fine

>>89411544
>Amethyst's intentionally T H I C C slob ass wearing those shorts
Stop it anon

>>89418897
Do we know when SU takes place? They may have accelerated the growth of civilization.

>>89420792
HNNNNNG

>>89420809
It's supposedly set in the present day. so It's clear the world was apparently not been affected much, technologically speaking.
The only question at this point is what cultural effects gem arrivals put onto the world.
Gem-embedded jewelry would be much more of a powerful status symbol, for starters.....

>>89411370
Uncle Grandpa comes out

>>89412541
ALL THE GEMS ARE ASSHOLES, THEY'RE GEMS

>>89421846
"which one of you fuckers is Cubic Zirconia"

>>89420705
Well amethyst was only born some few hundred years ago mind you. Bismuth's business took place back during the thousand year war.

>>89423418
>you will never teach Steven about his anatomy and what he can do to Connie with it

mudercock 2.0

>>89423418

That's where ever-eager Connie comes in

>>89423064
What's that supposed to be? An OC man-made gem? That'd be kinda cool actually.

>>89411370
Remember Mirror Gem

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>>89410690
>>89423418

>was having a nice day
>see this thread
>day ruined

He dosen't really have room, so at worst they're gonna catch him jerking off and Amethyst is going tobe only one that knows what's he doing

>>89424040
He does in fact have Rose's Room. Although I don't think it would work if he tried to make things to fuck, (they'd poof like that bagel did when he tried to stick it in, which would be incredibly frustrating) he could still get some privacy.

>>89423418
Why do you think Connie is trying to master "sword play"?

>>89424062
>Poof like the donut
I dunno, that fake Connie gave him a hell of a fight. He could probably fuck the stuff the room makes.

>>89424242
I don't even like to think of them beyond the innocent little romance they have now. I lost my virginity at 13 and honestly it kind of fucked me up for a long time, I wouldn't want that for Connie or Steven.

>>89424288
>I lost my virginity at 13
have you looked under the sofa cushions

>>89424288
>I lost my virginity at 13
Geez, they say you should keep track of your personal items when on the bus.

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>>89424218
>You'll never have your own room design to satisfy your every sexual urge
>You´ll never be able to hold hands with your waifu

>>89424288
Worry not. It will take few years more before steven will be interested with that stuff.

>>89422678
GOOD MORNING

>>89410690
>Poor Pearl
>Implying Connie won't be taking the poundings.
Did you see how she was when Steven aged himself? That girl wants that hybrid dick.

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>>89410690
Remember in a 300 years you'll be dead in a grave and this "autistic faggot" right here will be the cavalry of the revolution on the battlefield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgcxd9wtXUE

>>89425852
>implying
Steven gets the gem ripped out at the end of the series, and gets to live out his days as a human with Connie.

>>89425631
Whatever. This kid just will soon realise he won life.

>>89425894
Have you watched Mirror Gem?
Remember what happened to Lapis' mirror when she was removed?

>>89426109
He'll get fucked up by that, sure. But he'll be healed afterwards at the fountain or something.

>>89426300
That isn't how that works Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nszvYe1408w

>>89426360
We can only guess how it would work.

>>89426428
I'm just saying, there are less messy ways of maintaining tension.

>>89411176
>anxious teen fangirls on tumblr fetishize it
>steven is too pure to do scary things involving genitals
>he can only make me into a version of myself that's magic and special

Pearlven is canon endgame t b h f a m

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>>89426923
Oh please. we don't even know that he has genitals.

>>89427864
fakeandgaydependingoncontextandperspective.

>>89425852
I've seen this copypasta before!

>>89424288
Lister what the smeg are you doing here?

>>89411404
>>89411176

He never interact with people outside of her gem babysitters, he dont make "teenager things" or go parties.

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>>89415095

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>>89411341
>Steven's face when

>>89411646
Ew amedot

>>89413841
I'd fuck Greg to be quite honest with you my friend.

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>>89417293
>Actual interesting and logical world building
>In SU

You wish, nerd. Humans are pretty much just inserted into this world without any regard of how an alien civilization coming down to earth and changing entire continents would change the course of their history.

Now shut up and eat this wacky episode with Onion being a little shit and Steven whinning in a high pitched voice for 11 minutes.

>>89435225
LOL are you thinking specifically of onion gang because I think steven is the only one to speak in the entire episode, besides garbanzo

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>>89435260

>>89430733
he goes out with Connie and (at least once) hang out with the cool kids