IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY SOUP?

Because I'm already married. To justice.

>>89400164
Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.

I miss this show

Do you make a habit of answering rhetorical questions?

Attention everyone! A man is raping a woman right now! And that woman, she is Mother Earth. And that man, she is man.

>>89400380
feel that beef right there

I need that disease you created

>>89400482
Crack?

>>89400497
No

WHAT DO I CARE?!
>skreeeeeee

>>89400264
That is one hell of a wicked ass burn.

>>89400516
AIDS?

>>89400524
I think the best part about the show is that when you look beneath all the crazy shit, it's actually surprisingly well-written.

Is this a good show or is it just a meme?

>>89400580
Why do the two need to be mutually exclusive?

>>89400536
That's the one

>>89400598
It is actually a sliding scale.
I inquire which end of the spectrum is closer

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>>89400605
It has very sophisticated humor and a very nuanced insight on the post-modern aesthetic inherent in the existentialism found in today's media.

>>89400605
I think it's good. Xavier was never anywhere near popular enough to become memetic.

>>89400737
The inside of the inside of that man is shit

>>89400580
Do you believe that truth can be revealed through the absurd and the fantastical? Do you enjoy clever word play? Do you like to laugh at the preposterously silly? have you ever had a really weird acid trip that had bizarre introspection that when you were sober you realized was totally nonsensical? Do you hate the Chakra/Crystal Healing types? Do you think a show can be written so that its animation is nonfactor in its quality?

You got only one penai?

The wailing of a victim, almost as tragic as the victim of a whale.

>>89400772
anon may be refering to the sudden uptick in Xavier threads over the last few months.

>>89400580
It's good. watch it.

https://youtu.be/binN-lTcmyU?list=PL9iKMuA_5k3VW5UYsKTFdfhJx7tJv6J3K

>>89400789
>the animation is a non-factor
it's a mismatch, like his snake hand. It contributes to the Lynchian weirdness.

>>89400580
10/10 word play, and imagery to match. Just think of it as more than LSD and you'll be loving it. It's the kind of show you'll catch more the 2nd time around.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/xavier-renegade-angel/

All episode are free on the [AS] website.

The order you watch them in is totally unimportant.

>If I smoke them fast enough i'll get younger

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Condescension, the last refuge of the differently abled. Cripical.

>>89401311
>There's more to LIFE (life) than LIFE (life)

>>89400805
What the hell is chomsky honk?

>>89401311
>Cripical

Every time.

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

>>89402285
It's a genre of erotic novella first observed by anti-establishment linguist Noam Chomsky in 1974.

In the books, a woman in a position of power within a neo-liberal state department is degraded, dominated and denigrated sexually by another woman who is dressed as a clown.

It's a wildly popular genre in Eastern Europe.

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>>89400139
I did and I got cucked by this asshole.

>>89402372

Wait a second.

That doesn't sound like a real thing at all.

>>89402372
why would you lie about something so sweet?

Ah, another thread on the string of my clothes of greatness. Much like my loin cloth, it wears thin.

A haiku for the wordy nerds of nerdy words, seemingly unable to recite their feelings on a blue sheet of internet paper:
>To hold a baseball
>Bat. While making some waffles
>Hey batter, batter

The wind whistles with quizzical conundrums.
>Whizzicals

Why is the sky blue?
>Blue like an ocean

How does the grass move?
>It rolls in smooth motion

Are you on the right track?
>Or the wrong locomotion

To seek guidance to seek a way from seeking eternal suffering is what we seek. Have your mind take a psychological leak. Open your 4th eye, pee brain. There's eco terrorists who stop to snuff the roses.

Be aware. Not like me. Don't be awore.

>>89402446
thats east europe for you.

Wasn't Xavier simply a mentall ill man in a asylum?

>>89400805
"I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed"

>>89402711
Who said there was anything wrong with him?

>>89400380
She was asking for it.

TAKE THAT!

>>89403337
TASTE THE PAIN
A
S
T
E

T
H
E

P
A
I
N

>>89402660
I am from eastern europe and I hear about this for the first time.

>>89403533

It's not real you doofus

>>89400799
Let me see it.

>>89402615
7/10

>>89403533
>>89403552
>has never been to THAT part of Eastern Europe

>>89400139
because I'm in pain, you little turdlet

What's the opposite of day?

I'd like to see this guy pray an abortion

Anons, what doth life?

>>89400351
I dunno. Do YOU?

>Where I come from, giving oral pleasures without making a profit is called being a whore. And these working conditions are whore-ifying!
>Buddha say material desire is poisonous.
>Well I say that union-busting tub of tard is gonna find a Buddha'p his ass!

>>89405009
NIGHT

YOU SLUMBER, CUCUMBER

>>89403429
Whoo boy!

This show has GOAT wordplay, but what are /co/'s favorite visual gags from this show?

>Parents mourn their child after he was hit by a car
>Later, we see their car in the driveway, and it has a huge dent in the front

>Soot gets blown onto a crowd of people
>Cops suddenly show up and start beating them

>>89406910
Xavier licking everything and sniffing randomly

a dead child is like pudding, the proof is in the fact that he looked like pudding when he got hit by that car

>>89406910
>the one dude whos neck kept abruptly snapping back in position
>xavier splooging a cum monster

>>89400380
YOU'RE EMBARRASSIN' ME HONEY

>>89406910
A dead child is like pudding. The proof is in the fact that he probably looked like pudding when he got hit by that car.

>>89406910
>I'm gonna need a stronger adhesive!
>snorts tacs instead of glue

GIVE IT UP FOR THE FIRST BLACK MAN IN HEAVEN

I thrust my trust into you, come thick or thicker than blood brother.

You seem awfuly nervous for a guy who's totally freaked out right now.

>>89406910
>"Aye chihuahua!"

>Chihuahua covered in eyeballs jumps into his arms

>>89407914
>the one dude whos neck kept abruptly snapping back in position
It wasn't just that.

It started with Xavier talking about pain, and every time he said the word "pain" his head would snap back into place and the audio would be the same sample of "pain".

And when the guy he's talking to says "pain", it's the same sample (of Xavier's voice) and his head snaps back too.

>tfw you will never have the power to blow minds with your weapons grade philosophical insights

>>89408020
And now it's time you be pudding his memory to rest.

>>89408372
Powers are for the weak

There's traffic there's traffic there's traffic no traffic there's traffice

I'm gonna break you down using navajo mysticism. Or cherokee fisticism!

You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman?

SPORTS?

fertata

>>89408676
SPORTS!

You mean you've only got ONE peni?

LET ME SEE IT.

Does anybody know how to get to the lake lake lake

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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

>>89409774

Stop yelling!

>>89408940
frittata

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>>89409774
FUCK YOU

>>89406807
What's the opposite of black?

>>89409293
Alright, first, you're going to want to get in your car. Then, you're going to want to start your car. A lot of people, they get halfway to the lake, and they realize they forgot to start their car.

>>89403429
My favorite joke is the one time someone said 'taste the chain' instead. Or did I imagine that?

The great thing about this program is that you can read anything in Xavier's voice.

Look at this post, with your ears.

>>89409971
WHITE

>>89410012
>'taste the chain'
Probably thinking of that one episode of "Squidbillies".

However...
>TASTE THE TOU-TOU-PEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBO8ol9vXKI

>>89400264
I know everything you're going to-
>say. And i know everything you're going to-
Don't.

>>89410252
What's the opposite of salt?

>>89410337
PEPPA

>>89410433
No, they're just two spices trying to get by.

I love how they reuse the same audio sample for every beatdown. "Taste the Pain!"

>>89410481
SCHLAM

YA GOT ME

YOU'RE SO SMART...

SO...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

Fruitata!

"you knew bruh? And you still made me do that do that ridiculous introduction dude!? You sick sack of- your all right."

>>89400139
GET ME SOME LEMONADE!

We don't cotton to freaks here!

>>89411966
I don't poly-cotton to coping tropes

>>89411570
Gooble gobble.

>>89409173
SPORTS!

DAMN YOU KLUMSO, HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESSES?

https://youtu.be/JiWLMKwhVUc

>>89410123
I find that it helps your earballs process such philosophically potent mindnuggets when you emerge your words in a certain style.

You're probably rambling over this sentence in Xavier's voice, aren't me?

>>89412171
...even my own

>>89415639
No I only listen to fuitatats

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

>>89416383
yes

Eat that ketchup nice and good

Keep eating

Keep eating that ketchup

>>89416740
Where did this clip come from anyway?

>>89419075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUfPNjbNaIc

Was submitted as part of a "make your own Xavier clip" contest

>>89419146
So it actually was original to that episode contest? I thought they just shoved it in there.

>>89419172
I actually don't know. It might not have actually been submitted for that contest specifically now that I think about it.

I ain't seen him this heated since "the incident"