Kelly does it again!

Is it just me or do the foreigners look Italian

>>89396734
What does Kelly look like? I want to see the genius behind these comics.

>>89397016
bottom right corner

I graduated from high school 12 years ago and even in my day very few of the students actually smoked cigarettes.

Most of them got baked in the woods across from the school instead.

Drinking is still #1 of course.

>SMUG,

I'm fucking dying

>>89396734
what's that teen sitting on?

Also post more Kelly

>>89396734
I like the copy of the NY Times sitting on the table. Just in case you weren't completely convinced they were evil. It's the small things that really bring it together.

>>89396884
They are clearly Swedish

>>89397794
they arent black anon

>>89397289
Also the Latte is labelled

>>89397016

"He" is interviewed here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtbkQMwJS4

>>89397043
Oh shit, I never realized that the little bald ugly guy was an author avatar. In retrospect, it should have been obvious.

>>89396734
>that modern-style table and couch with no arm rests
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>89396734
One time in college a guy asked me to hide his cigarette in my glasses case because he didn't want it to get bent in his bag. Britain is clearly much cooler than the USA.

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>>89396734
>"much cooler foreign teens"
>shows them burning the flag

i dont get it
is he trying to complement them or brand them as a bad thing?

>>89398263
It's Kelly

>>89398263
Kelly's personal grudges against perceived slights always outweigh any other aspect of his cartoons, including patriotism.

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>>89398334
Would you let Riker swing his leg over you if you were a chair

>>89396734
Lady Liberty's people are jerks.

>>89398263
While Kelly normally portrays the burning of the US flag as an act of evil done by evil forces such as communists, blacks or women, in this case he is showing that their act of disrespect may be justified due to American parents bringing up their children to be non-smokers.

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why is lady liberty in france?

what if theyre actually in america?!

>>89398499
I guess it could be the Eiffel Tower in Vegas...

>>89398499
Try to keep your pants on.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/statue-of-liberty-pont-de-grenelle

>>89396734
>cool
>french

kelly is losing it

>>89396734
I wonder how many ITT anons still don't get Kelly

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>>89397016
Kelly is actually Ward Sutton.
Here's his site where he posts art and other cartoons http://www.suttonimpactstudio.com
He also has a twitter.

>>89401018
It's always hard to tell

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>>89401073
Oh, and here's an actual picture of him.

>>89401073

Ward Sutton is such a disappointment, especially after the genius that is Kelly!

Reminder Kelly is a creation by The Onion as a mocking stereotype of right wing cartoonists.

>>89401136
Also reeeee he is owned and controlled by hillary

>>89398263
Notice the lady liberty crying in the corner. Kelly is just saying that foreign teens are overtaking american teens in coolness.

SMUG shirts when?

>>89397155
kelly's speech bubble

>>89401136
yeah but half the time he's completely right instead of being a scathing criticism
>>89401284
actually it's "SMUG,"
don't forget the comma

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>>89398499
She is visiting her home country you dunce

>>89398499
>why is lady liberty in france?
She's visiting her parents man come on.

>>89401303
what does this even mean

>>89401309
vaping is for fags and queers

>>89401295
>yeah but half the time he's completely right instead of being a scathing criticism
The ambiguity is part of the joke. He balls to the wall stealths this shit into conservitard media. I love to post kelly on poll. It's, eldergod tier trolling. Trolling as an art.

>>89396734
What the hell is the smug bitch drinking?

>>89397067
Same time table here and i knew more people that smoked weed than cigarettes. Post high school lots if people took up cigarettes

>>89396734
>smoking French teen with big tits and thick hips
It was a lost battle to begin with

>>89401099
>nerd
Disappoint. He better gain weight and get bald.

>>89401073
Ward Sutton is just taking the credit. Some elaborate blackmail scheme I'm not going to get into here.

>>89401873
If you look at his non-kelly work it makes sense as it is beyond uninspired, but I could belive he maxes out on Kelly.

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>>89402410
>Sutton is a real life liberal Kelly
how ironic.

>>89402990
>kelly
>feminist
wut

>>89403067
its all the same shit anon

>>89401303
The flag on the soldier's uniform is on backwards

Hm.

Sorry Kelly, gotta disagree on this one.

>>89403625
Shut the fuck up Boco

>>89396734
It's only a matter of time before KGB triple operatives save our misguided youth by making smoking cool again.

>>89403665

Yes sir...

But seriously, smoking is disgusting and stupid.

>>89403705
Get out of here you communist sicko

>>89401136
Kelly is a cartoon character, the comics are intended to illustrate his point of view of things and that's it. Half the time, the comics don't have anything to do with politics, it's just whatever he wants to sound off about.

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>>89396734
How can one man be so consistantly right?

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>>89396734
>Foreigners
>Cooler than Americans

What do you think the New York Times represents on the Smug coffee table?

>>89401099
He somehow looks more of a dickwad than if he looked exactly like the Kelly in the comics.

>>89403509
Nah, the correct way to display the flag is to have the stars in the upper left corner for the intended viewer. The military changed their patches on the pussy 5-10 years to make it look like they're charging forward with the flag.

>>89404402
This guy takes ignorance to a whole new level.

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>>89404402
>"Global Warming"

Garrison is irl Kelly but not funny.

>>89401210
>Also reeeee he is owned and controlled by hillary
What isn't?
Besides the White House

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>/co/ gets more out of touch with what Kelly is every thread
This worries me

>>89396734
the main problem with this satire is that it reached the point of poe law. satire should be making fun of the politics, NOT presenting it the way it actually is

>>89405116
or maybe kelly is out of touch with /co/ with every move he makes, ever step he takes?

>>89404953
isn't RL Garrison the complete opposite of the parody comics that people make using his namesake?

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>>89405222

The parody comics are old and it was /pol/ editing his libertarian comics to be anti-semite and funnier. He got angry at that of course but now he sucks Trump's dick and his comics are 100% unironic.

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>>89404889
>Calling the onion's political cartoonist ignorant
>Not realizing this is a parody of political cartoons
I don't care if you're pretending to be retarded or are a natural at it. You deserve to be mocked either way.

>>89396734
These comics are so.fucking.stupid. at first I.thought.the artist was just.some retarded.republican, but.now it seems more like its just a big.meme and everything he draws is actual ironic.shitposting

>>89405424
Is your spacebar okay? Or is your brain the problem?

can someone croop cool, foreign teenager already

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>>89405424
I want tumblr to fuck off

>>89404953
>not funny
Nah he's pretty hilarious regardless of what you believe. If you buy into his shit it's "lol stick it to 'em"
If you don't, it's fucking ridiculous.
Kelly is a movie that parodies hilariously bad movies, it's okay but it's kind of phony. Garrison is an actual hilariously bad movie.
>>89405299
Also /pol/ breaking him is pretty hilarious too.

>>89405424
>He's a white male! HE'S A WHITE MALE!

>>89405721
>>89405776
>ANYONE.THAT ISNT A.TRUME IS.TIMBLR!!!
I.feel like you.cant.be.a.rational.educated American citizen and.be.a.republican, unless you are a.polotician.
The.entire.party is made up of.the self appointed kings.and.the slaves.who.support their.own oppression

>>89404402
The weeping Al Gore killed me

>>89405829
Why.do.you.keep.typing.like.this

>>89405829
>ANYONE.THAT ISNT A.TRUME IS.TIMBLR!!!
Anyone that doesn't get Kelly is an idiot, and Tumblr is full of idiots, so it was a reasonable guess.

>>89406093
>implying we're also not full of idiots

>>89406157
This. 4chan has always had plenty of idiots who thought Kelly was as serious as Chick.

>>89404979
Underrated post

I.don't understand you people, its like.you have this hivemind that democrats are actually the lizard illuminati, and if you don't suck trumps dick you are automatically a terrorist or some shit.

You right wingers are nut jobs

>>89405829
My reasoning was that:
1) You didn't recognize it as satire immediately
and
2) You got assblasted over satire, something which tumblr tends to do.
Granted you may not actually be from tumblr, but it seems like you'd fit in better there

>>89406570
Satire is really fucking hard to recognize when there are tens of.millions of people in this country stupid.enough to elect president a unqualified narcissistic retard who denies climate.change

These people unironically.believe that trump is SOMEHOW going to make America great again for them, NOT FOR HIMSELF AND ALL.HIS BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS

Holy Fuck I'm still mad

>>89406859
whats wrong with your keyboard. why do you keep putting . everywhere?

>>89406859
>Holy Fuck I'm still mad
Don't be mad at people who voted for Trump, be mad at DNC for selecting the worst candidate US has seen in decades.

>>89404953
I like how Garrison makes Trump look like a trim, alpha uber-mensch but Barron still comes out looking like a mute child hostage.

>>89401099
>a skinny liberal twigboy is the guy who mocks conservatives for a living
shocker.

Why do you guys like this liberal slop?

>>89401346
I'll never get how getting your nicotine fix through non-carcinogenic means came to be so looked down on.

>>89401395
>Post high school lots if people took up cigarettes
So I've noticed. A lot of my friends have started smoking. What the fuck possesses you to take up such a thing? It's pretty much proven that it's awful for you. The biggest reason I could see anyone forming the habit is peer pressure and being "cool". Now that we're all fucking 30 and nobody gives a shit about being cool, why start now?

>>89407329
It might be solidarity. Sacrificing your health to pay other peoples pension through the tobacco tax.

>>89407239
>fuggin liberals saying its bad for teenagers to smoke wtf

>>89396734

Right panel describes literally every graduate student ever

>>89407205
What's the matter, son? Can't handle the bantz?

>>89407254
Because it's not manly unless you're coating your lungs in tar and making yourself smell of ash, duh.

I think the people who take up vaping without having smoked before are just faggots, though. Making yourself addicted to nicotine just to hop on the new trend is fucking retarded, carcinogens or no carcinogens.

>>89407370
He's satirizing a strawman, as conservatives generally don't think it's good for teens to smoke.

>>89407446
No, I find his comics funny, I just think he looks like a huge dork so it amuses me that someone as beta as him mocks people for a living.

>>89407452
>as conservatives generally don't think it's good for teens to smoke
This isn't a partisan issue. We know smoking is bad for people, no body is actually IN FAVOR of kids smoking.

God I hate the super obvious signposting political cartoons.

Might as well just explain the joke

>>89407476
>as beta
Nigga, he has a job doing what he loves, that's alpha as fuck.

>>89407450
Nicotine is enjoyable and relaxing though, and it even has some health benefits, so I don't see why people shouldn't take up the habit if they can do so without the tar.

>>89407488
Go be a newfag somewhere else.

>>89407329
Smoke breaks at work, maybe? It's pretty ridiculous how many workplaces will just look on a non-smoker taking a break as them trying to avoid work, whereas the smokers go on smoke-break every fifteen minutes and chat by the dumpsters or on the roof or wherever.

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>>89407239
I have a sense of humor and can laugh at myself. He's legitimately funny.

>>89407512
>and relaxing

It only has a strong relaxing effect to people who are addicted, because their body is on edge craving nicotine, though. Unless you get yourself addicted to it you're not going to get more of a relaxing effect than some meditation or listening to soothing music or some other weak shit like that.

>>89407205

>Kelly only mocks conservatives and not politics, and political commentators in general

>>89404953
what's an "UNtax?"

>>89406570
C'mon.you really shouldn't.be falling for this

>>89407686
Addiction is only a problem if you are forced to go without the thing you're addicted to (or if it's something you can OD on or that will intoxicate you), and vape juice is cheap so there's no reason people can't continue doing it forever. Millions of people are addicted to coffee, but it's not a problem because there's nothing preventing them from having a few cups of coffee every day.

>>89408131
Except for the moments when smokers or coffee drinkers can't quickly duck out to get another hit of caffeine or nicotine, at which point they become stressed and agitated and shit. The fact that you're vaping instead of lighting up a cigarette doesn't mean that you'll be able to do it throughout your day.

Waking up without needing two cups of coffee to get going is shit. Getting antsy as soon as the coffee machine at work breaks down is shit. Acting like it's fine just because you can satiate your body's craving (and thus set you back to normal levels) at breakfast is silly. The health benefits of either one does not make up for the daily withdrawals and the negative health effects they also have.

>>89396734
Even after all this time, the crying Statue of Liberty makes me laugh.

>>89402990
I don't understand what this image is trying to say at all. Kelly's satire of conservatism is light-hearted ribbing, it's not like it's hateful "I AM SILLY" strawman political comics. If you can't laugh at Kelly you need to take that fucking stick out of your ass.

>>89407522
I propose nonsmokers get an extra paid day off once a month and in exchange agree to quit whining about smokers

>>89408876
Pretty sure most non-smokers would take that. The problem is the companies who already don't like their workers taking smoke-breaks. They're not going to give their non-smoking workers breaks as well.

>>89407329
Because it's enjoyable and younger people these days don't really give a shit about living for a long time, unlike the boomers who are obsessed with clinging to life for as long as possible? It's just a generational attitude change I think.

>>89407522

A lot of workplaces now won't hire smokers at all and they make you sign a "smoke free workplace" contract.

>>89398357
Only if he leans on me.

>>89409071
that sound illegal. To refuse to hire people for reasons not tied to competence

>>89409396
But it is tied to competence.

>>89409396
It is tied to competence though

>>89409411
>>89409438
>smoking
>tied to competence
genZ, this level of stupidity is why you will remain unemployed forever

>>89409453

> people take more breaks
> not tied to competence

????

>>89409473
"takes more breaks" and "incompetent" are two wholly unrelated things.

>>89405116
It's not just that.

/co/ gets more surface-level and newfaggy in general as time passes. No one lurks, no one gets common jokes, no one recognises common memes. I'm not sure why.

>>89409503

Time spent smoking is time the person could be working, anon. Come on, it's not rocket science.

Also, consider things like the person coming in smelling like smoke (so the employee deal with costumers? Does the company have things that might stink and need to be replaced?) and so on.

>>89409396

If the company offers health insurance, they don't want to pay for a bunch of smokers who are more likely to have significant health problems down the road.

>>89409396
That's easy, if you want the job just quit or at least only smoke on your own time. It's not discrination to insist your employees stay in the building when they are working

>>89409560
More time spent working doesn't necessarily increase your throughput unless your work is something that could be easily done by a robot. Sitting at your desk starting at the screen continuously doesn't mean you're getting any more things done than another person who takes a few minutes to stretch his legs every once in a while.

And we were talking about competence, which means more than just productivity. If you write 200 lines of buggy code, you haven't necessarily accomplished more than someone who wrote 50 lines of bug-free code.

>>89409726
I got in trouble at work for taking too many breaks. I have ADHD and I have trouble sitting still for long periods of time. I would get up, walk around for a few minutes, and then sit back down. I was completing all of my work and I had good performance reviews, but I guess that they thought it would be more efficient for me to sit at my desk and never move until lunch or break time.

>>89409726
But given the choice between two equally skilled candidates it's not unreasonable for a company to pick the one that isn't going to spend a chunk of his day feeding his addiction

>>89409870
Perhaps, but that's different from just flat-out refusing to hire any smokers regardless of their competence, which is what we were talking about.

I'm guessing in America people don't have a right to regular breaks at work?

Here in Bongland if you work a manual job or at a computer you can pretty much get a 10 min break every two hours if you know your rights, whether you smoke or not.

>>89409902

Unless you have some rare skill or you are amongst the top of your field, there's always going to be a choice, though. Companies know this.

>>89410115
Having choice doesn't mean you'll get two equally qualified candidates at the top of your list.

>>89410081
In an 8 hour shift, you're supposed to get a lunch break (usually unpaid) and two paid 15 minute breaks.

>>89410226

It depends on what the unemployment situation in your area is like. Here, it's not uncommon for a company to advertise that they're hiring 5 people and then they get 300 applications. Employers can afford to be choosy.

>>89397067
knew a good amount of highschoolers that chewed tobacco but yeah most of them just smoked weed

>>89410237
Yeah, so it works out about the same. Frankly if you need a smoke break any more often than every two hours you're fucking chronic. That's about perfect for me and my workmates who smoke.

>>89407832
UNtaxCO?

>>89410786
No, Savage.

>>89404953
>Wethe People
???

>>89405750
>/pol/ breaking him is pretty hilarious too
Garrison became more /pol/ and /pol/ became more Garrison. They found a happy middle ground.

>>89409473
nope. You don't even know the word "competent", it tells a lot about your miserable, hopeless life and non existent future.

>>89398499
We have like three of thoses in france. Although smaller than the one we gave you.

>>89396884
They seem to be European, there is a good chance they are Turkish.

>>89407239

This is an apolitical cartoon you idiot

Kelly the character is a smoker, drinker and porn enthusiast and makes cartoons that occasionally only concern his POV.

No one is pro smoking. Even the tabacco companies are on board with the switch to vaping. They want their addictive product to be as acceptable and bland as coffee and energy drinks. The left and the right in the US and outside have pushed anti-smoking laws. And there are liberals that have decried them as well as conservatives. Not everything I is a fucking talking point. And not every aspect of fucking reality is up for political debate.

>>89407686
That's untrue. I know I only smoke on rare occasion with my friends who do and I get a nice buzz when I have a cig or two with them.