Who would win?

Depends

How much prep time does Dennis get?

>>89390194
Each gets a week.

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>>89390175
British one. US Dennis lost his moxie in the sixties and he's younger.
Though Minnie can take both.

>>89390383
Mr. Wilson?

>>89390175

British Dennis is psychotic chav with a vicious dog. American Dennis is a sweet just somewhat energetic little kid. British Dennis would absolutely destroy poor U.S. Dennis and leave him hospitalised.

>British thinking they can beat Americans at anything
240 years of glorious butthurt.

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>>89390175
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

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>>89390456
>he doesn't know what American Dennis was like before the lobotomy

>>89390456
Ok, but what about movie US Dennis?

That's a maxed out luck stat if I've ever seen one.

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>>89390493
They can be a bit cheeky at times.

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Who would win?

>>89391411
Bart's a pussy, but it would probably take a lot to kill him.

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>>89391411
Dennis. Easily.

I don't think you understand quite what a hellbeast Brit Dennis is.

Bart would say "Eat my shorts" and Brit Dennis would get Gnasher to actually fucking do it

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>>89391544
Who would win?

>tfw no edgy crossover where US Dennis is an Interpol agent stopping UK Dennis who is an international arms dealer from starting WWIII to sell guns better.
Dennis the Menace: Reloaded.

>>89391544
Did Brit Dennis grow up to be Garth Ennis?

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>>89390493
Going by population?

>pound for pound the best athletes on the planet
see olympics medals table
>pound for pound the best academic thinkers
>pound for pound the most musically talented, most inspiring bands
>pound for pound the best actors.
You've had a British Batman and currently have a British Superman, if we're talking /co/ alone.
>Pound for pound the best writers
>most influential country on the planet
>took over half the world
>We're literally conversing in the language of a tiny windy rain swept island off the coast of France
>Accent voted the sexiest on the planet
Going by personal experience, pulling women in America is like having a fucking cheat code on if you're British.

Yeah nah mate

>>89391544
that table is way too small to be a kitchen table

>>89391751
>British Batman
You mean Sherlock Holmes? Aka the original Batman?

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>Remember Dennis the Menace UK? This is him now. Feel old yet?

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Who would win?

Be honest.

>>89391682
Probably Benoit. Dennis is a little shit, but he usually gets his comeuppance if he's fucking with gentle natured people

>>89391763
They're poor because Dennis keeps breaking shit.

>>89390493
They got us beat in one category.
terrorist attacks

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>>89391803
You joke, but the OG Dennis the Menace is now apparently the dad of the current one.

The lore has changed since I was a kid.

>>89391813
Hellbeast vs autistic self insert who can do no wrong?

Depends if B^Uckley is writing it or not.

>>89391801
Bale.

>>89391751
http://www telegraph co.uk/science/2017/01/24/air-pollution-london-passes-levels-beijingand-wood-burners-making/

What will London Mayor Sadiq Khan do about this?

>>89391801
I meant Christian Bale, but yeah Holmes too.

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>>89391700
What does Walter the Softy do in this scenario.

I reckon he's like Mycroft from Sherlock. Some camp effeminate ponce whose slithered right up into the workings of Whitehall.

>>89391751
>british """""teeth""""""

>>89390175
Is this even a question? All modern US Dennis does is wear his shoes indoors and act endearingly annoying to his neighbor. Meanwhile, just look at that motherfucker on the right.

>>89392087
>Friendly reminder that millions of British children have been delighted over the decades with the tales of Dennis the Menance and friends kicking the shit out of the local gay kid

>>89390175
>>89391411
Ends in sex

>>89390576
what was he like?

>>89392162
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12054216/Americans-do-not-have-better-teeth-than-the-British-study-concludes.html

Are better than American's.

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>>89391751
>Brits still trying desperately to ride on the coattails of their ancestors to convince everyone else they're still relevant

>>89392197
He liked to amputate and skin the local pets.

>>89392232
He says in our language.
>ancestors
Half of those are current lad

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>>89392242
holy god damn

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>>89392298
It was for the best. He had a baby brother you know. Had.

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>>89392232

>"well my great grandma was from Ireland so that makes me Irish American and it's not cringeworthy at all that we dye the river green and dress like leprechauns and bang on about celebrating the culture of an Island across the sea we've never visited"

Someone post Freddy Fear's mum.

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>>89392347
>Re Rill Not Forget

>>89391700

>written by Mark Millar
>art by Joe Madureria

This would be GOAT book.

>>89392347
Who are you quoting, senpai?

>>89392273
>He says in our language.
Your ancestors' language anon, you contributed nothing to it, you had no part in its inception and you have no ownership claim to it

Sorry that, as a britfag, your sense of self-worth is based on the accomplishments of people hundreds of years ago. I hope you come into your own soon, anon!

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British Dennis is a fucking superfiend. It's basically the adventures of young Hitler. I honestly think Batman in Morrisonmode would struggle with him.

>>89392242
bullshit no way that pansy newpaper comic kid did shit that metal

>>89390175
The Bong. The Shart dennis is just a naive kid.

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>>89392347
>that pic

>>89390175
british dennis, no contest
i dont even know how american dennis bothered existing after the first year

>>89392174
Yeah and it was fucking hilarious.

>>89391938
Convene a meeting of the Shaven-Headed British-Pakistani, Bus-Drivers' Union Children Association and work out how to blame Boris Johnson.

>>89390175
British Dennis it's not even a contest

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>>89392819
I often wonder why Americans seem to have this notion that Britain is this sort of madcap crazy place and then I remember that the Beano/Dandy is standard reading for British children growing up.

Christ alive what a fucking mental publication.

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>>89390175
>innocent blond child who gets into wacky situations
>absolute madman with a vicious dog who actively tries to hurt people and has a psychotic smile while doing it
It's not a contest

>>89392688
The city of Boston.

>>89391813
We all know that for buckley, it ends with a LOSS

>>89390362
The correct answer.

UK Dennis would fuck up USA Dennis and Minnie would come from nowhere to take the win.

Roger the dodger was taking bets and made a fortune.

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When I was coming up, I thought Dennis the Menace was a mascot they made up to sell Mister Misties to kids. He's THAT safe and mild- he was briefly used as a corporate mascot by Dairy Queen, and I didn't realize he hadn't been designed to be one from the start.

British Dennis would beat the tar out of that little blonde ice cream peddler.

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>>89390175
They don't have to fight if they don't want to.

>>89390175

UK Dennis tamed a lion just so he could fuck with people for a few hours and is a canon fag basher. He's got this

>>89397055

A fucking pound fifty? I remember when that shit was 50p. I haven't been back to the UK in 10 years. Tell me honestly guys, how much is a Chomp now?

>>89397951
I left 7 years ago. It was 15p then. I think the last time I was over a year or two back they were up to 25p.

>>89390175
>Inb4 Game Grumps memes.

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>>89398320
>25p.