Post "scams" that weren't actually scams.

The box city.
They provided the services, hell Jimmy got a tattoo.

Ed's pet boutique. They were surprisingly competent at that.

>>89380381
Boat tour

>>89380381
>Mayo
>not a scam

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>>89380381
>Mayo Sandwich

>>89380627
IT WAS JUST A GLASS OF ICE YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

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Had more natural ingredients than Taco Bell, I'll give it that.

Plus that hot sauce seemed like legit stuff.

>>89380627
There were other ingredients. The one Jimmy got had meat and lettuce in it.

>>89380654
The meat was much better.

>>89380381
Eddy's very first scam. Ed actually did eat stuff like a TV.

>>89380381
Is it a scam if they provide 25 cents' worth of service and/or product?

>>89380654
>mexica kween

kek

>>89380829
I think that's more of Eddy's shitty vocabulary. He probably meant "Scheme", and Double D got tired of correcting him.

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>>89380912
Nah, there were plenty of times they just ripped the kids off. Eddy was always boasting about "fleecing" them, too.

The fact the kids kept falling for it is something else, though.

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This was too abstract to be a scam.

>You will never have a Canadian Squirt Gun fight with all your buddies

>>89380908
kwseen

>>89381144
Honestly, that probably the most feasible thing the Eds do in the show that you can do yourself.

>You will never find a perfectly intact 80s van with all the amenities and then defend it from fake monsters with perfect immersion.

>>89380955
What was Eddy's plan here anyway? Selling real estate in the sky? He'd be a front-runner, I'll give him that.

>>89380394
That episode makes me salty to this day. They earned the money fairly but johnny was an asshole

>>89381980
Johnny fucked up the shooting gallery scam, too.

>>89380654
As inedible as they were, paper plate tacos with crayon shavings for cheese were rather appealing for fake food.

>>89381615
It was a pyramid scheme where you just keep telling people they are going up and that things are great when they weren't. They werent doing anything but keeping the money and telling people it was great and showing them how their corporation just kept growing. There are several firms like that. Tldr it was their only legitimate scam and that's why it worked for awhile until it came crashing down cause it had nothing to stand on and the eds didn't store the quarters in off shore accounts.

>>89380908
>>89380912
There's an S after the W. I think it's supposed to be a misspelled "cuisine"

>>89382527
So they tried to pull off an actual money laundering scam?? That's fucking gold

>>89381309
My head canon is that they do actually get the car up and running by highschool. Kevin also gets a new car, so in highschool only the Ed's and Kevin have rides. The neighborhood kids always want to ride with Kevin, but only if they fit if not they have to ride with the Ed's.

The van is completely unraliable, and always need fixing. Really it's only used for road trips. Each Ed ends up getting a license but, it's completely hilarious ways. They usually end up taking it to a mechanic shop the Kankers work at May is the secretary, Marie is a grease monkey, Lee is the manager who still goes under the hood.

Edd is a janitor at a lab he is promised an internship after highschool, his OCD makes him a great janitor. Eddy is either just a clerk or salesman, who is always boasting about being next in line for a raise/promotion but is actually a step away from being fired. Ed working construction makes too much sense, I picture him in a comic shop. No matter what the question his response is always a long rant about an obscure sci-fi comic or movie. Sarah always buts in the shop screaming for ED, she scared the costumers either for being a girl or getting confused with a demon.

>>89383403
I forgot to mention the Ed's get after school jobs to support the van repairs.

Also Marie usually gets into argument with double D where she wants to do the minimum and Double D wants to do some over the top costumisation. May is quiet but is hiding the fact she wants to intern at the same lab Double D is interning in. Lee and Eddy always fight over price, and Eddy usually ends up doing fovors for Lee.

>>89382613
That's not money laundering, but yeah, they went hardcore that episode.

>>89383403
>>89383633
This is gold.

>>89383403
>>89383633
I need more, somebody get me an art fag STAT

>>89380381
when it comes to a mayo sandwich, you get what you paid for.

>>89380394
Fuck I wanted to build my own box city so badly...

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>>89381309
>>You will never find a perfectly intact 80s van with all the amenities and then defend it from fake monsters with perfect immersion.
70s van, anon. The 70s was the explosion of van culture.

>>89380381
The Ed Supermarket

>>89382527
But they didn't even get any money from them. Thy just hired them, without pay, to do work that resulted in no profit.

>>89384545
This, the whole thing that causes everyone to leave is when they realize they aren't getting paid.

>>89384545
They still deserve some points for actually running a semi-legit business scam. Though now I'm disappointed that they didn't go all the way and have the Eds ask for a Parent funded bailout to keep the whole thing going.

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Did they ever reveal what scam they did in the movie to make everyone hate them?

>>89383814
This is a subject that could have an entire thread revolving around it.

How do I know the mayo isn't Elmer's Glue? That seems like how they'd fuck it up.

>>89383633
>Lee: Sexual favors?
>Eddy: Oh God No! Just regular favors. Like I'd do a ginger.
>Lee: Midget.
>Eddy: Trailer trash.
>Lee: Oompa Loompa!
>Eddy: Crab Fire!
>Ed: ED!

>>89384600
Reminds me of Double D, scavenger hunt to put intelligence back in the culdesac.
Nazz "C,mon Kevin! Don't you want to win the jawbreaker?"
Kevin "Why? I have a whole garage full of them."
Nazz does a double take on the scavenger list "this is dumb." She throws the list away and they leave.

Episode had some gold though. Sarah thinking Jhonny solved the the scavenger list, Jhonny doesn't know anything and has just been putting random things in his bag. Rolf bag is full of beets, claims beets are the answer to all.

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>>89381309
>Pass the nuts

>>89384764
Nope, but the consensus seems to be that it was some sort of carnival/magic act.

>>89380381
When they were selling energy drinks.

It probably would have worked if Ed didn't mess it up.

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>>89380627
>mayo

>>89386582
Alas, the sea is a cruel mistress.

>>89386670
So are the Kankers.

Giant Jello Pool.
The Shooting Range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm_7QDTFGsU

>>89386810
Now we need a Johnny Test episode with every whipcrack replaced with SUBALUWA.

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>>89386810
>>89386841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVdBhwCfdo
>Literally made in Heaven
I'd imagine this is what happens, and it's fucking terrifying

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That time Eddy offered to split the profit with someone who came up with a scam idea for him.

>>89380912
>Eddy:Alright guys, I've got the perfect idea for our next scam
>Edd:Eddy I have to-
>Eddy:Hold up Double D, let me lay this scam out real quick
>Edd:That's the problem Eddy, you-
>Eddy: Quiet man, our else we'll never get to my scam!
>Edd:Eddy, they're not-
>Eddy:Do want in on this scam, or are you going to be scammed, because this is going to be the scam to scam all scams
>Edd:EDDY YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER! HALF OUR SCAMS ARE NOT SCAMS, THEY ARE SCHEMES! WE PROVIDE HALF ASSED SERVICES FOR LOW PRICES, EITHER THAT OR WE BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO DO SOMETHING ENTERTAINING FOR OTHERS AT TO LOW A PRICE! I'M NOT A SCAMMER, ED'S NOT A SCAMMER, AND YOUR NOT A SCAMMER! YOU ARE A SCHEMER AT WORST, AND A PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY AT BEST!
>beat while Edd is breathing in and out rapidly
>Eddy:Wow Double D, maybe you can yell nonsense at people for our next scam
>Edds eye twitches
>End scene

>>89380532
>white people's spinach

>>89384784
Please yes please

>>89385180
>Rolf bag is full of beets, claims beets are the answer to all.

Rolf the most based character in EEnE and it isn't even close.

>>89388526
Some would say he's the BEEST character. I'll see myself out

>>89382022
Yeah. Strangely appealing.

>>89384784
I think some anons were trying to get a fan made reboot of the show going based on them in highschool. I remember it getting pretty cringy and falling apart though.

>>89380951
>The fact the kids kept falling for it is something else, though.
I assume that offscreen there were plenty of times they did stuff that was more on the level

There were a lot of one-off scenes, mostly near the start of episodes, that were just unremarkable and legitimate services/products, before the episode plots started

>>89391822
There is already a show about them as adults. Growing dope in a trailer park.

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>>89385180
>forgetting the best scene in the episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VVQPSrHGa8

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>>89392548

>>89392548
i love this headcanon

>>89388056
Underrated scam.

>>89383403
>>89383633
I always thought that after Edd got his PhD in engineering or physics or whatever, instead of working at a science lab liked he always wanted, he goes on to teach High school math.

>>89383814
I can make ONE drawing.
Ask for what you wish, and I'll do my best to make it.
I'll give you 10min to decide, and pick the one I like best among the replies.

>>89394043
Curse of the Were-Ed reboot

>>89394591
Haven't read it. Care to ask for anything else?

>>89393941
Hmm, not bad head canon, I can see that. Hopefully Ed isn't a janitor then

>>89394732
Plank smut

>>89381615
I think they were actually just playing pretend. Was there any money involved in this episode?

>>89395375
No, Eddy was having a mental breakdown and just wanted things to go right for once so he made his dream company. It was pretty sad really.

>>89380627
its all the rage in europe

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>>89394875

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>>89395519

>>89395519
It needs more THICCCC

>>89380381
I'd gladly pay a quarter for almost all of their "scams". The kids of the cul-de-sac were a bunch of cheapskates.

>>89387264
best part about that was that it was Ed who gave him the idea

>>89392548
what is this a reference to

>>89396073
To be fair, wasn't that basically their whole allowance?

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>yfw someone tries to tell you the EEnE purgatory theory

>>89398438
it's a load of bologna

>>89398004
the only thing i can think of is that ed,edd n eddy high school project that was going on and that eddys brother prequel animation. but i dont know what the reference is

>>89398004
I wanna say Trailer Park Boys

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>>89398438

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Why is she so perfect?

>>89388056
I love how I was able to read that rant in Double D's voice

>>89395519
What a slut, she's just asking to get nailed.

>>89398438
When I think about how there are no signs of life other than the kids it really rustles my jimmies

Why didn't the staff just show some traffic or a parent or two

Yea but when is EEnE online 2017 patch released?

>>89399355
They did in the episode where Double D delivers Ed and Eddy's report cards

>>89399355
they showed a crowd of students and an opposing football team

>>89381980
Using a marker isn't the same as making a tattoo.

>>89384299
i'm mad

>>89395519
Man, she's really flat in beast size.

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>>89388299
>spinach on a sandwich
are you even from this timeline?

>>89401922

I do that when I got to Subway because their lettuce is fucking trash.

>>89401922
Spinach on a sandwich is great, as is spinach on a pizza.

Also that character has some great eyes. Glad they are her default instead of just for that one reaction.

>>89383403
I always thought it'd go like this.

>Ed
Opens up Peach Creek's first and only local /co/ store, selling the stuff he has adored throughout his life. Doesn't make a lot, since Peach Creek is only a small suburb. Also helps Eddy run his business, and gets occasional financial help from his two best buddies. Eddy grumbles, but he and Double D don't mind.

>Edd
Aspires to make something of himself, going off to college. Can't decide what field he wants to spend the rest of his life in, however. Ultimately gets won over by his childhood love of the educational system and his desire to help others learn, and gets a teaching degree. Teaches science classes at the high school in Lemon Brook. Vows to never let a student behave the way Eddy did when he was in school.

>Eddy
Has a bit of a breakdown once he graduates high school, realizing that he has no idea what he wants to do for the rest of his life. Double D tries to convince him to go to college, but his nonexistent work ethic and hatred of school settings makes this impossible. Gets inspired by his brother, who he is now on better terms with. Using Ed as a construction tool, opens up and manages Peach Creek's very own amusement park.

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>>89401922
Spinach + pic related = best thing ever.

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>>89388056
>PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY
>PILLAR

I want to see the Eds as the Pillar Men now

>>89404386
https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM

>>89401922
I substitute spinach on my BLTs sometimes. It has a bit more flavor to it.

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>>89403774
>Eddy running an amusement park

I've always thought this too.

I'd definitely cough up some quarters to go on pic related.

>>89380654
The hot sauce is near the top of my list of fictional foods I want to try.

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>>89405740
Does hot sauce qualify as a food on its own? Is a condiment a food, or something else?

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>>89380627
>Not liking mayo

>>89405793
My list, my rules.

>>89405793
I used to drink the garlic sauce that came with Papa John's pizza for the longest time

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>>89383814
>>89383403
>>89383633
I got u

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>>89383403
>>89383633