Why is this type of crap polluting Youtube?

>>89358218
Indian sweatshops click farms and abuse of search algorithm with tags, do your research and stop posting dated questions

>>89358218
there are too much videos of this.

>>89358265
I actually did not know this.

>>89358218
this is old shit op

>>89358283
Like >>89358265 said, the idea is using is using sweatshops with cheap labor who know Flash and After to flood youtube with videos, kids like to click in the recommended list, so after seeing one they click on several other nursery rhymes of the same channel

Okay now post the one where Mickey turns into a terrifying alien and runs after kids on the tune of a children's rhyme.

>>89358306
There is several other tactics, do you noticed that several of this videos have characters like Spider-man and Elza doin weird shit? They do this so they connect with already popular tags on youtube like "frozen" and "spiderman" (mostly because the Civil War trailer crazy), together with weird stories like "Elza licks Spiderman feet" so kids will click in it by curiosity and put more videos of the channel on the recommended list.

Some other channels go even lower and put characters like Trump or Jojo so they use other not-kid-related popular tags

JOHNNY JOHNNY

>>89358544
YES PAPA.

>>89359336
BROWSING /co/?

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>>89359336
TELLING LIES?

>>89359362
>>89359411
NO PAPA.

>>89359512
OPEN YOUR BROWSER

>>89359522
[furaffinity tabs]

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>>89359532

>>89359532
JOHNNY JOHNNY

>>89359532
I HAVE NO SON.

>>89358218
parents are using youtube as a baby siter. I feel really bad for people who will look back on this and realize thier parents never loved them enough to get them memrobale things for childhood.

>>89360001
HA HA HA

>>89358265
exactly. its cheap, easy, and most importantly, completely free of copyright issues.

its cheap and easy youtube bux at the expense of our young childrens minds.

>>89359644
YES PAPA

>>89360220
I'm seconding this. It was already a minor epidemic of kids who basically raise themselves with mostly absent working parents. These kids grow up into massive shitheads with no morals or ethics of any kind, get into trouble, and have no comprehension of being wrong. But now with tablets being so extremely cheap kids will basically be removed mentally from their own home and grow up exclusively on youtube.

I believe western countries are about to hit Japanese turbo-neet levels of social inadequacies. Its already getting bad today, but its about to get much much worse.

>>89360389
LOOKING AT FURRY PORN?

>>89360283
views and comments on those videos make me think that kids barely if ever watch those, it's almost all view-bots.

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>>89360502
>how bad could it be
>realise from 12-20 I was basically plugged into the computer whenever I had free time and as I approach 25 am I beginning to resemble a well-adjusted adult

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Oh for fuck's sake.

>>89360510
NO PAPA.

>>89358218
Polluting? It's like pouring cyanide into Reactor 4 at Chernobyl. Yeah, technically, it's pollution, but it's not really making things that much worse because it's already so fucking radioactive your skin melts if you get too close.

>>89358506
Apparently the people behind that bullshit used to do some other zero-talent zero-intelligence clickbait drama prank bullshit or something, I dunno, YouTube's a cesspit.

>>89360779
TELLING A LIE?

>>89360939
NO PAPA.

>>89360986
OPEN YOUR BROWSER

>>89361018
HAHAHAHA

>>89361044
JOHNNY JOHNNY

>>89358218
because of Normalfags

>>89360502
we must kill them all, destroy all technology more complex than the steam engine, and start anew!

>>89358218
>use, as another anon put it, sweatshop click farms to make a shit ton of cheap flash videos
>put them up on various youtube accounts
>create bots to constantly watch all of the videos for you
>collect ad revenue from millions of views

>>89358218
>2017
>not worshiping indian nursery rhyme channels.
that shit is a goldmine imo

im 89 pages deep in "johny johny yes papa" videos.

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>>89358218

People really dont give a shit about "aimed to kids" videos of youtube.

Parent dont care if children watch this crap.

Uploaders get $$$$ of all those weird videos, but people only complain about youtube incomes when talk about celebrities playing videogames

>>89360220

>That Masha and Bear video with 250,000,000 (250 millions ) of views

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>>89360502

Feel Good be childfree.

My nephew always watch Youtube Kids and some videos are really disturbing

>>89360220
I draw people for work, and for more than half of the young kids who don't want to sit down for a sketch their parents just put on a random YouTube video and give it to them. I can totally understand why these crappy vids have all these views. What sucks for me is that the kid is looking down so I have to ask them to take away the phone, and it's impossible to get a smile out of them to draw if they aren't looking at those stupid videos.

>>89365441
They watching Hello Neighbor vids?

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They are literally created by bots. Please, sit down and just TRY to convince me that this was made by a human being and not randomly generated. It's nothing short of the bootleg products you find in Chinese sweatshops, and every channel is like this. They run a script that renders a musical every 12 hours and Youtube's algorithm spreads it like herpes.

All hail AI!

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I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK248

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>>89365529
Even weirder is that these bots hire humans. You know those YouTube channels and websites that will make videos for people. Just look at /a/'s love of Rog and Tyrone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGZdGRJx6M

So here we have AI bots making videos and even hiring humans as workers and telling them what to say.

>>89360220
I wonder how many people sit their kids in front of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG-iJ-wvnLg

this is getting ridiculous

>>89358544
>>89359336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY

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>>89369931

>>89362105
Wouldn't we eventually lapse back into a time where we do have computers, the problem occurring again?

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>>89368197

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>>89369931
Why is Jotaro the only one who looks remotely like the source material?