>Superman sex with Lois How is this possible? His semen would

>>89355356
For the same reason his farts don't annihilate buildings and his piss doesn't destroy the toilet.

Apparently his bodily functions don't annihilate things unless he exerts his super poweredness into it.

Superman has super control over his super powers.

>>89355356
he'd pull out a give her a cum bath

>>89355356
thanks to his super-edging abilities he can hold back ejaculation. but his precum will already seem like a normal ejaculation to a human.

>>89355371
Super control over ejaculating?

>>89355356
Because it's okay to think that Superman knows how to fuck his wife without killing her. Same reason Apollo doesn't rip Midnighter's dick off with his clenched asscheeks.

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>>89355356
God, I don't know what it is, but this artist draws things so ugly. They use shitty airbrushes, skulls often look disproportionate to the body, and it always feels like they're drawing rigid blocks for a pose template and then paint on top of those rather than using them as a guideline for nicer, more organic shapes.

>>89355356
I'm more surprised that a Kryptonian penis is compatible with a human vagina.

>>89355367
controlling himself is the first thing he had to learn even as a baby so i guess he manages

>>89355402
He can control muscles humans can't, yes. If he doesn't want his "involuntary" functions to have superstrength, they don't.

>>89355356
superman taking a shit doesn't nuke the countryside and his every sneeze doesn't cause a hurricane, and he doesn't flip cars when he blinks because something flew into his eye. superman still has to actually exert himself to do superhuman things. under normal conditions the only time he's depicted as having less than 100% control of all his powers is when he's in the midst of puberty and still undergoing the growing pains.
he has to manually expend solar energy to use any of his powers

>>89355410
Apollo and Midnighter having sex makes more sense because Midnighter is super durable and whatever Apollo did, he'd probably heal.

>>89355439
>bj with condom on

wtf

>>89355450
If Goyer wasn't shit we could have had a fun "training montage" with little Clark

>Clark has to crack all the eggs open without making a mess
>Clark has eggs for breakfast every day

>>89355496
stds, she's a whore

>>89355371
>>89355460
God mr perfect sure is boring.

>>89355505
Holy shit that would have been great

>>89355356
>His semen would penetrate her vagina.
That's kind of the point anon

>>89355419
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>>89355439
What is this? I'm fucking dying

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>>89355356
Google up "Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.

>>89355656
"The Pro" by Garth Ennis.

>>89355656
The Pro by Garth Ennis and Amanda Conner, it's a 3-issue comic about a Prostitute made superhero

>>89355656
The Pro, by Ennis.

It's basically just a collection of really cheap jokes, but it works well enough.

>>89355554
>Superman doesn't immediately eviscerate Lois with his supernut
>"Where's the nuance? Where's the character? Superman is boring."

>>89355356
He's holding back.

>>89355554
t. jealous beta weakling

>>89355487
Imagine how rough they must get.

>>89355356
Why? He's not human.
For all we know Kryptonian biology can just cum on cue and at whatever strength need be.
He'd be the perfect pornstar

>>89355356
Because it'd ruin the story.

>>89355505
Superman made eggs in BvS at least.

>>89355724
Wasn't Midnighter's dating profile in the orlando run something like "yes, but with punching"?

>Superman holds a plane by its nose
How is this possible? It would buckle under its own weight.

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>>89355924
>looking for other uses
Oh my.

>>89355356
You clearly don't understand how Superman powers work.

>>89355781
Byrne was right all along!

>>89355935
Bio-electric aura right?

>>89355959
>violence (inventive)
>whatever you're thinking, the answer is likely yes, but with punching
Having BDSM sex with a superhuman must be a pretty dangerous activity now that I think about it.

>>89355935
He makes the plane believe in itself enough so that it will support itself.

>>89355554
Would you like a story about superman struggling to not kill people when he nuts?

>>89356163
Of course! That would be so deep and mature.

>>89356292
https://youtu.be/LZ0zpEoqAiQ?t=19

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>>89355356
How does superman fly at light speed with out gaining infinite mass? How can he have super strength without with having the necessary size of this body? How the fuck can the sun HEAL superman? Nothing about Superman makes sense with logic or science. He's a fictional character. Superman is not logic based, he's fucking magic. Like all Superheroes he can do anything the plot demands.

>>89355356

Do we really need two threads discussing superman banging lois or am I missing something.

>>89355356
>a parody fanfic is real

Goes to show how dumb fans are.

>>89356104
> anon, how did you break you hip?
> huh...

>>89355680
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

Beat me to it. I love that thing. Sensible chuckles all around.