Why does he hate mondays again?

>>89345738
His mother was hit by a car on a Monday. He never knew his father.

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>>89345757
False

>>89345738

Because Mondays hate him and hit him in the face with a cream pie aka give him a SPLOT

>>89348264
Hey, I didn't say she died. I'm just saying she got hit by a car.

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>>89348264
Are you thinking what i'm thinking /co/ ?

>>89348264
you would think garfield would be a 5 year old neet living in his moms cardboard box how did he get adopted?

>>89345738
monday was the day he could have saved Odie

>>89348264
Awwwww. This is actually cute.

Don't you miss your mom, /co/?

>>89348264
>she isn't as thicc as garfield
fuggen dropped

He loves to torture Jon, but on Mondays, Jon is already miserable, so it's no fun.

>>89351886
I mean, I still live with her, so

>>89345738
Because shitty normie humor.

Monday is the day John goes back to work, and Garfield feels lonely when John is gone.