Terrible theme songs

All my friends are heathens take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abused

It make's no sense and it tries to be painfully edgy

Why did they make a show about his fucking dog

>>89344012
That sounds like some bullshit you make up on the spot

>>89344012
my little siblings used to mute this show and make up the dialogue because the song was so stupid

>>89344012
>This is the theme song!
>To Jim-my Neu-tron!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGlF39Cgc4U

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>>89344012

>One! Live by the code of the martial arts!
>Two! Never fight unless someone else starts!
>Three! Always stick together no matter what!
>Four! If all else fails then it's time to kick butt!

How could such a badass show have such a lame theme song?

>>89345008
>terrible
>Macy Gray
Shit taste

>>89345008
The only thing worse than the theme song was fucking Dodie.

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>JLU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqvjGXSjRQ

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>MVA. MVA. Monsters vs. Aliens! It's us vs. them, foe vs. friend, brain vs. B.O.B.
>B.O.B.: It's a super freaky job!
>The Missing Link: Oh yeah, it's freaky.
>MVA. Monsters vs. Aliens! Monsters vs. Aliens! Monsters vs. Aliens! MVA.
Repeating the title is not a fucking theme song

>>89345138
>One! Nothing wrong with me!

>>89344012
Actually? It's mindless, but not that bad.

Duck Dodgers of the 24th, & 1 half century! Protecting the powerless, & the weak.

Utter shit.

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HEY THERE EVERYBODY IT'S A LOONEYFUL DAY

>>89344012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIqjFAM5W9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px5njG8ikvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1kpz8nxnk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VhW4sZkPRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9j7vzv5Bg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPWPSuEnxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHficeNF_Y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1z9I9WN_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6hb602588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWkVgHzr6tA

>>89348754
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI
fuck you I like it

>>89345548
To this day, I still can't sit rohgouh nore fhtate deoneds;f'

>>89348774
>fuck you I like it
And that's not a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNg1U7hAsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MagAchLlJP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMN5gSIeaaA

>>89349004
Anon, are you ok?

>>89345138
>never fight unless someone else starts
Even as a kid this made me cringe and made my bullshit alarm go off

>>89344012
>Most cartoons are content with one cute animal sidekick
>The Brady Kids was a cut above the rest in that it had FOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1k3KxYRbVI

>>89344431
you take that back

>>89344932
The Presidents of the United States of America perform that one.

>>89348753
This show ruined sick days

>>89344012
>>89344114
It got someone a paycheck for a while.