Mom! Dinosaurs only eat meat!

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I'd eat her

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Well dinosaurs had feathers

>we want the "mothers of autistic children" market

>>89338266
A large market thanks to those mercury filled wombs

>>89337767
that kid really needs more meat on his diet or he will turn into a nerd or worst, a millennial.

>>89337997
Did all of them, really? Triceratops? Stegosaurus? Apatosaurus?

>>89338554
no one knows but it's become more likely in the last decade or so

>>89338525
The oldest millenials are currently 35 years old

>>89338646
I always believed certain raptors had feathers but the idea of T-Rex being a big chicken is vaguely upsetting, and I think it's downright silly to expect the big herbivores to be birds.

Are we going to have to rename them to dinopoulia if this all checks out?

>>89338699
but I'm 42

>>89337767
I would eat her meat, it you know what I mean.

I'm kinda into gore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2UZoHXUg4g

I like this ad

>>89338756
No, because birds are already considered part of Reptilia now.

>>89338554
Theropods are more likely than sauropods.

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>>89337767
but dinos also loved vegetables!

>>89338756
>Big herbavores
They weren't. At leat not the four legged ones, no four legged dinosaur was actually a dinosaur, the surviving ones turned into other lizards.

>>89338916
>>89338960
Now I know how Plutofags feel about their dwarf planet

>>89338554
see >>89338927

But additionally some dinosaurs may have had feathers when young but lost them in adulthood. Larger dinosaurs such as the T-Rex would have no use for insulation. If larger dinosaurs kept their feathers then it would have simply been for communication.

>>89339002
Sorry, but it's always been this way, the only true dinosaurs are sauropods.

>>89337767
Mom! Eat my dinosaur meat!

>>89337767
this is the only ad i'm okay with interrupting my music on spotify

>>89338819
Then you're a lousy Gen-Xer.

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Your Majesty, where is Dino-Time?

>>89338554

Elephants have hair. Same with these dinosaurs, eyelashes made of feathers or whatnot

>>89338756

Good.

Real animals didn't evolve to look pleasing to human beings

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>>89339383
The only one?

Remider that Dinosaurs reincarnated a million years later as Birds we see today.

now they eat seeds and other kind of grains.

>>89339958
>reincarnated
>not evolved into
Do you live in one of the southern states?

>>89340003
The south being well-known for its belief in the non-Christian religious belief of reincarnation, of course.

>>89340076
Right under the bible belt lies the Siddartha sack.

That triggered my autism. Little fag is wearing a dinosaur outfit and doesn't know nuthin about dinosaurs. Dinosaur trivia used to be like a status symbol for the quiet, shy kids in school. Good times.

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>>89339468
Gone.

>>89339889
Why does this studio's exited female expression look exaxtly like they have a cock rubbing up against just the right spot in at least one orifice?

ButterMILF naked on the dinner table, covered in salad veggies and Country Crock, saying, "Do you still only eat meat?"

ButterMILF in naked apron.

Just throwing some drawfag ideas out there just in case...

>>89337875
What the fuck is this goblin creature

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>>89338756
You mean Grizzlyhawk

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>>89337875
I refuse to believe that those hips belong to a vegan.

>>89338960
>>89339084
Fuck off retard no one loves you, hell, Jack Horner is better than you

>>89338756
T rex likely had a very light coat of feathers because

A: It was MUCH larger than the relative they found

B:It lived in an incredibly hot envioronent

A thick coat of feathers would overheat the thing

Probably a light coat of feathers.

Don't worry pham, they are still badass as ever.

>Run at over 20 mph
>Had eyesight comparable to a hawk
>Could hear amazingly well
>Sense of smell is one of the best of any animal ever
>Confirmed predator
>Fought each other and ate each other
>One was found to have lived after having it's tail bitten off and lived for a long time afterwards
>Bite force of 12,800+ pounds
>Super muscular
>Could kick the shit out of Spinosaurus, Giganotosaurus and Chrcharodontosaurus

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>>89340742
fucking disney

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>>89339809
>>89338756
>Real animals didn't evolve to look pleasing to human beings
I agree. Imagine if we only knew hippos from skeletons and were expecting a fearsome razor toothed best only to find a lethargic amphibious herbivore. At which point reality sets in and a territorial hippo rises from the river, charges the exploration boats, and slaughters anything which enters the water too close to it. Even if tyrannosaurus rex did end up looking ridiculous or gaudy, you still wouldn't want to encounter it on the wrong terms.

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>>89339889
are boobs born with no nipples really boobs?

>>89340872
Do you get offended by the fact tht ants aren't true bugs either, or that fuzzy ants are in fact wingless wasps and not ants?
Brontos and steggos were less like dinosaurs then terror birds were, deal with it.

>>89341325
I'm more offended by complete retardation

I'm a huge paleofag, and stupidity like

>Therapods aren't real dinosaurs

makes my brain hemorrhage

>>89338525
Notice how the mom doesn't have a wedding ring. The kid never had a chance.

>>89341453
By that definition so is a modern blue jay or a penguin or a komodo dragon. Tell me you didn't go to school to call yourself a paleofag, please.

>>89341615
birds are technically dinosaurs

Komodo dragon's descended from mosasaurs, not dinosaurs

pls stop baiting

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>>89337767

>>89341656
I was going to say aligator for the reptile but I like komodos better. I didn't know that about the mosasaurs, that's pretty cool.

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Where is DINO TIME?

>>89341743
Alligators and crocs evolved alongside dinosaurs as their own thing

Reptiles really didn't evolve from dinos, birds did

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>>89339958
>seeds and grains
>not bones

>>89341766
So the four legged fuckers were a dead end? Kinda gives me more respect for reptiles now, and I've always liked lizards.

>>89341851
yea pretty much

The therapods like T rex and Dakotaraptor actually evolved and adapted after the KT extinction eventually becoming birds today, hell, the ornithomimids don't look too much different to many flightless species such as ostriches, emu's and cassowaries. Non avian dinos got fucked

>>89341766
nothing evolved from dinos, the keyword here is "extinction", tyranosaurs, velociraptors or brachiosaurus never evolved into birds because they got suddenly Extinct. the only dinos with chance to evolve into birds were small dinosaurs like the compy who was also a scavenger, and that gave it even more means to survive and evolve. drawing all kinds of dinosaurs with feathers shows the little real information people have about dinosaurs and how much movies can be a bad influence.

>>89340872
>20 mph
Actually, it's more likely slightly less than half of that.

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/dinosaurs-ancient-fossils-new-discoveries/theropod-biomechanics/walk-dont-run/

>>89342300
Literally every other source I found says slightly over 20 MPH

>>89339084
>>89338960
>>89341325

Dinosauria is a clade, and now that birds are included, the clade is monophyletic. The split between Saurischia and Ornithischia occurred after the Archosaurs split into Dinosauria and Crocodilia.

In other words, a stegosaurus is more closely related to a tyrannosaur than it is to a crocodile or any other reptile.

>>89338554
We don't really know when feathers evolved. It may well have been after the clade split into Saurischia and Ornithischia, or after the Theropod/Sauropod split, for that matter.

>>89342269
So there was an as yet undiscovered species of raptor small enough to turn into a cassowary? Cool. I want a mini toy breed raptor.
I mean, that gutting claw can't be a coincidence.

>>89342269
The extinction didn't happen immediately, they became extinct due to the fact that they became new species

>>89341093
There's a lot of animals that scare the piss out of me but if I think the two animals I never want to get on the wrong side of would be Hippos and Cassowaries. I'd take being mauled and eaten by any big cat compared to those fuckers.

>>89337767
>Country Crock in the square-ish container.
Bleh, that's from after they changed the recipe to be terrible. Pass.

>>89341851
Dinosaurs were the ultimate edgelords of evolution. While lizards were minding their own business being normal, dinosaurs were flaunting their faggoty horns, feathers, and tiny hands night and day for like 300 million years straight. Then they realized all those traits didnt mean shit when things got tough and they all died out like retards

That special snowflake status doesn't do well with meteors and disease

>>89342417
>>89342300
Doesn't look like anyone knows, you can find everything between 25 and 2 mph depending on the source. And the creationists give two totally different answers while suggesting that it was god's miracle that stopped them from killing all humans around them. I have no idea why their website was one of the first 5 hits I got.

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>>89342457
in fact the microraptor was the one to blame for all the whole tyranosaurus/velociraptor with feathers fad. people thought that if the small one had feathers the ther big one had feathers too.

>>89342539
extinction means to stop of existing no that they evolved into other species. the dodo bird is extinct, it didn't evolve into an emu. the dinosaurs got extinc due to changes in their living conditions and the sudden ice age that killed them all.

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Tits, hips and dinosaurs. This is it, the best thread on /co/.

>>89342660
Dienosuchus went extinct, yet crocodiles still remain, does that mean they truly never went extinct? No it doesn't, they aren't around anymore because they changed so drastically over 65 million years that they can't be the same species they once were..

>>89337767
i just can't that stop thinking that looks like one of those jehovah's witness videos

>>89342736
fuck off that is so inaccurate it hurts me

>>89342835
That's the joke.

>>89341287
> new mom
> not a nursing bra

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>>89342773
that's why they are called "living fossils". animals lucky enough who managed to survive the ice age but didn't change or "evolve" a lot, like turtles, crocodiles/alligators, sharks and many fish, maybe you have noticed how many of them are related to water in some way and that's because according to scientists they found places with warm water to continue living throught the ice age.

>>89342736
>giant budgies
it's beautiful

>>89343001
Dude, you realize that there wasn't just one "Ice Age"?
There have been thousands in Earth's history
They happen on a regular basis

>>89343110
First ice age was caused by trees. Think about it.

>>89343233
First ice age has been far older than trees.
Look up Snowball Earth theory

>>89343110
dude, you realize that the LAST ice age, the one I'm talking about, was the one who killed the dinosaurs? there has been many of them, but during most of them there was nothing to kill because the earth was still forming, the little time we had in between ice ages was the time when the dinosaurs appeared and then went extinct. now we are living in the age of mammals and who knows what will came the next time another ice age hit us.

>>89338854
>Made with the goodness of plants
The fuck does that even mean? American ads are fucking weird.

>>89343314
Dinos were killed by a combination of supervolcanic activity in India and the meteor, not an Ice Age.

>>89343428
it means you have to buy their shit and shut the fuck up.

>>89342422
Neat

>>89343428
Huh, plants are good for you? Shit I'm gonna start eating every plant I see onnature walks!

>>89337767
>only vegetables
Worst parent
Where's the meat? The fish? Children need this stuff.

>>89338819
>Slacker generation
>still shitposting on 4chan in their 40s
Like poetry.

>>89337767
>Mom, I identify as dinogender, so that's what I am and you have to use my pronouns!

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>>89343448
supervolcanic activity and the meteor was the cause of the ice age! the meteor that hit what is today the yucatan peninsula shifted the continental plates causing massive volcanic eruptions and lifting tons of dust that combined with the volcanic ashes made impossible for the sun to warm the earth and cause the ice age.
do people really think that the ice age looked anything like in the movies, with blue skies and cute animals on ice? no, it was fucking dark for centuries until the dust settled and humans didn't exist yet.

>>89343657
You are mostly correct but the darkness actually only lasted about ten years, according to current estimates. If it lasted centuries then pretty much all plants would have gone extinct, but several plant families have seeds that can lay dormant for 10 years.

>>89338400
>mercury filled wombs

*vaccines

>>89343314
As long as we're getting technical, we're actually still in that ice age. An interglacial rather than a glacial period, but still part of an ice age.

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>>89343765
but all plants went extinct as well, only algae and some kinds of fern like plants that lived near water and reproduce by spores were able to survive, in fact all of our land plants come from the water and took them a good time to develop seeds again. the ten years of darkness sounds pretty unlikely, I saw some records of volcanic ashes and dust that lasted at least 150 years during the last ice age according to tests in the polar ice caps. but then again those fuckers come up with new shit everyday so I'm not entirely sure how long the darkness lasted.

>>89338554
That's part of the commercial, the mom goes on to tell him that most of the largest dinosaurs ate plants to advertise the (plant based) margarine.

>>89339002
Pluto is still a planet though.

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>>89344156
I don't care what the astrofags say, pluto will always be a planet for me, also the cutest one, not like that fat ass jupiter

>>89344234
>>89344156
What about Ceres?

>>89344234
>>89344373
There are bigger plantoids
Either pluto is a dwarf planet or our solar system has hundreds of planets, pick one.

>>89344119
>>89344119
I think you're conflating the KT event with the Permian-Triassic event. A lot more than just ferns and algae survived the Cretaceous extinction, namely a bunch of conifer species, grasses, and flowering plants.

>>89344474
yeh, I don't have an exact list of plants that survived the ice age but all of them are plants that need almost no sun to develop and can grow under very low temperatures, the tundra of greenlad is a good example of how earth could have looked like during the last days of the ice age.

>>89343657

the ice age movies aren't about that ice age famalam

>>89337767
I rather like this animation style. I wonder what it would be like to live and a universe where everything is made in this artstyle/look? I wonder how exaggerated my new form would be?

>>89338756
>>89338756
>I always believed certain raptors had feathers but the idea of T-Rex being a big chicken is vaguely upsetting,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBFXzyp3sks

Name a more based dinosaur than T Rex

Name a more based paleontologist than Robert Bakker

Protip, you can't

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>>89344911
Yo, Rex, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Peliosaur is one of the best reptiles of all time! One of the best repltiles of all time!

Just ask John Hutchenson at the Royal veterinary college.

>>89345061
>T rex
>Reptile

Pic one

>>89344911
Those fuckers with he dome skull who beat the shit out of stuff with their heads.
Megaraptors
Carnitaurus

I suck at names and shit so fuck the 2nd part.

>>89345112
I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a T Rex, it says, 'They're out for blood.' You see a Chicken, it says, 'They're foraging for food.'

Yeezy has NO time for that kind of racism.

>>89345127
>pachycephalosaurs

>Carnotaurus

>More based than T rex

dude srsly

You really can't beat this:

>>89340872

Add in one of the smartest dinosaurs and how it's arms are actually super strong and you have the full badassery of the T rex

>OP posts this in clear hope of porn of the mum or the girl
>character mentions dinosaurs
>thread ignores the characters and turns into a lively discussion about dinosaurs

I love you /co/

Also fuck people who say T rex had feathers, like a little pussy!

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>>89338960
this must be bait

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>>89341656
did you just say Varanids desended from mosasaurs your just as wrong as him

>>89345127
>Those fuckers with he dome skull who beat the shit out of stuff with their heads.

Kangiskahn. Fuck yeah!

>>89345290
>Implying feathers makes an animal less scary
Have you ever seen anything bigger than a chicken in your entire life? Cassowaries are the most terrifying living animal on the planet, and yes I am including sharks in that statement.

>>89345347
It wasn't but if you read on I was schooled.

>>89345444
Aussie spotted

>>89345519
Nah, just /tg/fag who once heard that a being who had absolute control over Birdkind would be unstoppable and contemplated BATTLE CASSOWARIES

>>89343640
Dead, deader and extinct

>>89345553
Lol I tried taming an army of cassowaries in RimWorld once, didn't work out that well. In fact I didn't get the first one with my maxed out, super passionate tamer. She was also senile so she would wander off and come back with a random animal.

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Why are all these ads so boring and dull but when I see a thread where they quote random lines with anime pics beside the pic it's funny as hell.

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>>89345444
>>89345290
We have basically evidence that basal or primitive members of Tyrannosauroidea had "proto-feathers" but it remains to be seen weather larger animals retained their coats, What little they have found are mosaic scales what would expect on a featherless dinosaur. That said Tyrannosaurus rex... Personally i think the rex with a little hair on his neck arms and back are A ok

>>89345200
Carnotaurus has the strongest bite of any animal that has ever lived. Not even proportionally or any cheating statistic like that, just the straight up strongest bite. Its arms were devolving and purely vestigial, unlike T-Rex's, which still had an evolutionary purpose. It was literally a mouth on legs. If that's not the hypest thing to you then you can leave.

>expect a milf thread
>get a dinosaur thread
this is fine too

>>89346305
that is so wrong it hurts me

kys yourself right now

list your source right now

>>89338854
They dont even try to pretend this processed oil spread garbage is butter anymore.

>>89344119
It's weird imagining an Earth before grass.

>>89346483
Therrien, François; Henderson, Donald; Ruff, Christopher (2005). "Bite Me – Biomechanical Models of Theropod Mandibles and Implications for Feeding Behavior". In Carpenter, Kenneth. The carnivorous dinosaurs. Indiana University Press. pp. 179–198, 228.

Bakker, Robert (1998). "Brontosaur killers: Late Jurassic allosaurids as sabre-tooth cat analogues". Gaia. 15: 145–158.

Sakamoto, Manabu. "Jaw biomechanics and the evolution of biting performance in theropod dinosaurs." Proceedings of the Royal Society of London B: Biological Sciences 277.1698 (2010): 3327-3333.

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>>89346691
None of that says carnotaurus had the strongest bite force famalam

>>89346305

It's my understanding that Abelisaurids weren't much for biting, they just ran into their prey with their mouth open like a bettering ram tipped with teeth.

>>89346828

>battering ram

How the hell did I make that typo?

>>89346799
Strongest bite of land dwelling animals, then. Can't compete with that bullshit OP shark.

>>89346828
Depends on who you're reading and which theory you ascribe to based on the facts currently at hand.

>>89343428

plants = nature = good

Nature = good mother gaia, therefore the substances in plants can only be good for us. Like cyanide and ricin and other such delicacies...
The weird thing is that a lot of people actually mange to think like that , everything "unnatural" is bad, like the chemistry that keeps us alive long over our natural given time, seriously looking down on everything "unnatural"- while sitting in their unnatural heated apartments using their obviously tree-grown smartphones...
Those characters are easily influenceable by nonsense slogans like that.

>>89346305
i dont think that right i remember Carnotaurus having a fairly weak bite look at those thin jaws, it was more likely a road runner being a speed demon chasing down smaller creatures

>>89346898

you didn't even read the chart


Carnotaurus has the second weakest bite of the dinos listed on that chart

Did you guys know Napolean invented margarine?

It's true- look it up.

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I'm legitimately proud of you all that this thread went in the direction it did rather than yet another fucking waifu thread.

>>89347098
Saurs before Whores, anon.

>>89347151
>'Saurs
>not flying reptiles
Fucking pleb

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>>89337767
All these puny Theropods in this thread didnt you boyos learn anything the biggest dinosaurs ate plants

British version best version
https://youtu.be/a7UMGcr6v0c

>>89347009

Margarine always has been just a cheap ersatz for the goodness that is butter, but from which not nearly enough to feed all those mouths could be made.
It was long time regarded as the second grade tasteless artificial fat product it is.
It needed a huge campaign and a fake study finding any substance that butter has a lot of and margarine has nearly none of diffamating butter by declaring it unheathy to push margarine on the same level in terms of sales and use.
They found it in form of cholesterol, the same cholesterol that is so important that the body produces >90% itself, with only a few 100mg at max being able to pass into your blood at max...

>>89346305
>>89346828
These are both awesome