>tfw no teen burger qt

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>>89325450
>tfw no big boobed redhead ninja secret agent waifu named after best car

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>tfw when no bacon

is this going to be a dan vs waifu thread because I'm gamed when you are

>>89325450
My younger brother's dating a Hooters girl. She's a nice young lady.

>>89325505
>lotus elise
>she's a deadly lotus member or whatever
i never picked up on that

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>>89325450

why the fuck would I care about the burger part

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>>89327458
Because fuck you GWAR! Your elaborate costumes can't make up for lack of talent. Screaming is not singing!

>>89325450
>not shipping dan and ponka
It's like you're not even trying anon..

>>89327793
>tfw there's a huge fanfic on Fimfiction shipping Dan and Pinkie, more than 100,000 words

>>89325450
>No Burger QT Billionaire

But Dan's got that plan.

>>89327868
I know anon, I never finished it tho

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>>89325450
>tfw you will never have a sinfully underaged burger paramour
what's the point

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Best girl.

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>>89329129
Second best girl.