Vanellope is the protagonist of the last videogame you played. What happens?
>>89320268
She constantly glitches the fuck out and I want my money back
>>89320268
I'm having enough trouble with Tracer glitching around the map
>F.E.A.R.
"So like, is the creepy chick glitched too? I could've sworn she walked by me a second ago."
>>89320268
>God of War 3
Wew lad.
>New Vegas
Princess House
>Fallout 4
She isn't glitching, it's a feature!
>FF15
Fuck.
>>89320268
I stop playing.
Christ that bitch was the worst thing about the movie.
>>89320268
>Killing Floor 2/Sugar Rush crossover
man that'd be really fun
>>89320268
>mfw Shantae
>Super Mario 64
Good. She'll make my 0 star run much easier.
Fallout. She falls out from the wolrd, it has nothing to do with her powers
>>89322823
I bet she can half A press without taking 13 hours.
>>89322952
But anon, an A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.
>Quake 4
Uh, I don't know if she can handle it. Maybe?
>Bravely Second
>Every job class winds up being something totally out of left field instead of what's selected
>>89320268
>DC Legends
>Gliching
Awwww Not agaaaaaain
>>89322483
Vanellope driving the Regalia...dear god...
>>89320268
>Binding of Isaac
So basically just start with GB Bug and Undefined.
>>89322952
Epic meme dude, I don't even care that you clearly are just parroting words XD
God, everyone bitches about /v/ hating video games, but then you visit other boards and see dumb shit like this.
>>89320268
last game I played was corruption of champions...so uh..."i'm gunna wreck it!" ?
>>89326611
No really, I'm unironically fascinated by those videos.
>>89320268
>Diablo 3: RoS
Screw the Templar, with Vanellope on my side, soloing Greater Rifts +75 will be a breeze. If not, I guess we're both going to die since its HC. Only real men play on Hardcore mode.
>>89330069
>friend shows me pannenkoek video
>nod my head intently even though I get completely lost halfway through
>>89321976
underrated
>>89320268
She's now in crusader Kings 2.
She get married to an ugly inbred king because he wants her hot glitch stats, and when he dies she is either auctioned off to some horse lord on the steppe or committed to marriage with one of her children
>>89320268
>SMTIV
I can't see this going well for her, to be honest.
She might have better luck in Digital Devil Saga, her stats might glitch or something.
>Senran Kagura
YES
>>89320268
>Broforce
She gets swole as fuck
>>89320268
>NBA2k16
She gets dunked on a lot. Also her friendship with Vic Van Lier would feel weird.
>>89320268
>Fire Emblem
She clitches out in the final chapter and all my characters are now level 1 villagers. I still win because I'm a strategic genius
She gets raped by all the murderers, thieves, arsonist, cannibals and rapists in Arkham City.
>>89331235
>strategic geniusCREEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>89322823
Her polycount alone would completely wreck the N64's hardware capabilities.
>doom 2016
How the hell is this even going to work
>>89320268
YOU'RE IN THE DARKEST DUNGEON NOW LITTLE GIRL
PREPARE TO DIE
>>89320268
Keep making her jump off a cliff and not forget to add realistic dismemberment mods
>>89320268
>XCOM
she's dead, jim
>Champions Online
Huh.
As a superhero, she actually works pretty good.
I was playing Minecraft.
I become Vanellope.
I use my glitch powers to change the rules of the game, but nobody notices because it's fucking Minecraft.
>Borderlands 2
I wonder what her action skill would be. Or her skill trees, for that matter.
Vanellope butchers hundreds of thousands of ancient Chinese soldiers.
Do not pursue Vu Bu.
Either that or Calculords. I'm a terrible person.
>>89331218
I ship it.
Why is she so cute, /co/?
>DK64
I have an even easier time clipping through walls and doing anything but what the game was intended to do
>XCOM: Enemy Within
Rk. Vanellope von Schweetz
Kills 0
Missions 1
Last Mission: Operation Morbid Dream
Cause of Death: Mauled by Chryssalid.
That went well then.
>>89322483
Nah, that game doesn't have playable females.
>>89320268
>GTA IV
Jumping improved.
Smaller target that foes can't shoot well.
Improvised candy swear words.
>Day of the Tentacle
I have no idea, honestly.
Either nothing changes or everything does.
>>89336011
Does she get "cuter" as she gets older?
>>89337780
She's already well into her late 20's, so Vanellope is as grown as she will ever get. If she wants to look taller, she might have to borrow some power-ups from other games.
Guilty Gear
I honestly don't think much changes...
>>89337780
Nah, she's already perfectly cute the way she is.
Dead Space. She's dead in space.
>>89321487
she`d be in persona 2
How do game physics work when characters enter other games?
If Fix It Felix has no fall damage, but Hero's Duty does, does a character from Fix It Felix Jr take fall damage if he enters Hero's Duty and falls from a far enough height?
>>89320268
>Bloodborne
With her glitches it'd be like having the Old Hunter's Bone active all the time, which frees up bullets for the other hunter tools.
>>89320268
>Pokémon Sun
Unlimited 6 Perfect IV Mons FTW
>>89339392
Unlimited Missingno more like.
>>89339221
They keep their own attributes. Ralph still wrecks with his fists. Felix still hops at lightning speed. If they were impervious to falls before, then they still are.
>>89333014
fix'd
>>89340867
I like it.
>Riddick: Dark Athena
Can't shit talk or bully her way into tjhe prisoners' good graces and ends up living like a vent rant.
>Dead Island: Riptide
Pretty well until the water parts.
>WWE 2k16
She warps out a Pedigree and pins Triple H as he's spazzing out about someone countering him, like it hasn't happened a thousand times, and the referee gives a fast count to make things more intense.
>The Last Guardian
Pretty much the same, except glitch powers make escaping faster.
>>89320268
>Devil Survivor 2
Oh. Oh this will not end well.
>>89320268
>Asuras Wrath
i orgasm for hours is what
>>89341747
She celebrates her victory with a thumbs up.
>Kerbal Space Program
It probably wouldn't change much the game
>>89320268
Final Fantasy 14. I'm going to get banned...
>Star Wars Tie Fighter
Is she even tall enough to control the ships? I know that fighter pilots tend to be manlets IRL but I dunno the Star Wars rules.
>>89341848
Why? Don't you want to summon Glitch Satan?
>Resident Evil remake
She would get eaten by dogs.
>>89334600
>>89321507
>Payday 2
>Masterforcer hostage/intimidation build
Fuck me, she'd fit right in.
>>89337780
don't think they'd get much taller(like maybe a foot at most) since the Sugar Rush characters have that whole Chibi aesthetic, instead it'd show in other waysso yeah they'd be a bunch of shortstacks
>>89320268
>NiOh Demo
>Nonstop iFrame roll spam
Hell yeah bitches
>>89322483
AND THE CROWN IT WEIGHS HEAVY