I SEND MY SWORD I SEND MY SCOURGE THUS SAYETH THE LORD

>sword
>lord
BARS

>>89316837
You sure did.

Why is God such a fucking prick?

ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER!

>>89318359
Egyptians deserved it.
just like palestinians

>>89318359
He really mellowed out after he had a kid

THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED, AND NEVER MIND HOW HIGH THE COST MAY GROW! THIS WILL STILL BE SO! I WILL NEVER LET YOUR PEOPLE GO!

All joking aside, this movie was God-tier.

>>89318359
Being God, he doesn't have any earthly form. and thus can't enjoy the pleasures of the flesh.

IOW, God is a dick because he doesn't have one

>>89316837

Still the best song in the whole movie.

why no blu-ray

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>>89318359
When you have all the power you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>>89319570
>Being God, he doesn't have any earthly form
Found the Jew/Muslim

>>89316837
This is why people hate god

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You're still not getting your shekels back, kike.

>>89319992
You're playing with the big boys now...

>>89319992
Why don't you kill Aku already, you lazy bastard?

>>89318359
Capricious gods that one could appease through ceremonial sacrifice is a common way of humans explaining and coping with seemingly unpredictable and devastating natural disasters such as droughts and floods.

>>89323276
You dropped your fedora dude

>>89316837
You fucked those lyrics up on purpose, did you?

>>89325070
The first time they say it, its scourge then sword, but the third time, its sword then scourge

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>>89324227
>give reasonable answer
>FUH-DOOR-UH
You are only making yourself look defensive.

>>89326654
He's not inaccurate though, who the fuck says capricious?

>>89326682
>who the fuck says capricious?
Anyone who understand the meaning and bronze age gods. I've heard bronze age gods refereed to as capricious from multiple sources. It's the perfect word for them.

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>>89326654
>>89327004

>That burning bush scene
>God is calm and kind but has an edge of authority and righteousness like a father who knows best when you question him without sounding legitimately angry or mean

>>89320588
Oh that's pretty..

>sayeth

SAITH

>>89328616
>spake

>>89327004
I feel like I learned capricious from being taught the bible... which makes this attack on the word kind of funny.

>>89327602
I am, that I am.

>>89329234
Take off your sandals from your feet, as this is holy ground

>>89328671
>spoke

>>89329334
>talked

>>89329334
>spunk

>>89316837
God is the best.
Atheists are mad.

>>89318359
Because he's a fucking moral badass who doesn't take any immoral shit like "slavery" or "human sacrifice" well. Instead, he has those evils purged with RIGHTEOUS DEATH!

>>89329429
The Bible is totally fine with slavery, bro.

>>89329368
Schlunk

>>89318359
Because jews are jealous pricks envious of the Egyptians because they can't into pyramid or empire without getting raped.

>>89329429
Is it really so bad to fuck up something when literally own every molecule of it?