*riiiiiiiing*
ultimate power
Hello?
We ain't got a phone!
>>89305877
Ja hallo Rolph son of the shepherd is speaking
>>89305877
Really, Eddy? Another knick-knack for that already-overstimulated room of yours?
>>89306061
>>89306061
*String on you chair is launched in your anus
>>89305877
Hello?
>>89305877
>picks up phone
Caller:This is a robbery
>dramatic music plays
>hang up on caller
*ring* *ring*
>>89305877
The coolest phone imaginable AND a lava lamp, Eddy has swag
>>89306061
is this the Krusty Krab?
moe's tavern. moe speaking
>>89311849
No, this is a shoe. How did you manage to call me?
Yabba-dabba-doo! I like talking to you!
>>89311856
I'm looking for Mr. Napes, name Jack.
hi, are you planning to attack earth today?
>>89311869
Through The Force you faggot.