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We kill the Flash

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What's your innovative way of stopping the Scarlet Speedster dead in his tracks? I present the quantum noose, made of solidified dark matter. In order to avoid instant obliteration of his neck, he's forced to vibrate himself apart. The space between molecules is then occupied by dark matter, forcing him to remain scattered. Either that, or attach a regulsr noose to the cosmic treadmill and send it in reverse. If he stops, his neck breaks.
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>>89296885
Nice try Eobard
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>>89296885
Let's hit him with a rock.
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Well, The flash is only human. How about we set up some cameras so we can figure out where he lives, hide in his bathroom closet, and then stab him while he's taking a dump? No way he would use super-speed while he's shitting. Nobody could possibly poop at super speed!

Second idea: The flash has to eat just like anyone lese, right? What if while he's accepting some kind of award or key to the city or whatever, we trick him into eating poisoned hor d'oeuvres (you know, those little snack trays at important events like that). Being fast doesn't make you immune to poison, right?
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>>89296885
the time-stopper, it momentarily stops things in their tracks
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>>89296885
ask him why he hasn't put central city into a bottle
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banana peel
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Ask him why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
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Go back in time and make his life as nice and pleasant as possible. By giving him no tragedy he'll have no motivation to become a hero!
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>>89296885
Look at this net
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Magic speedtrap
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>>89302107
THROW IT AT HIM !
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>>89296885
Feed him cyanide
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>>89296885
Just don't acknowledge his existence / retcon him.
His character is just borderline stupid. If you try to write a death for him the problem arises of the fact that he can just out run death.
He is a stupid character.
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>>89302166
that's my problem with DC, it's like their superhero process is just "lets make a guy with the most X"

x being strength or speed or whatever.
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Accelerator.
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What you do is, right, you get a boomerang n you chuck it at 'im. N 'e dodges it. but then, it hits 'im in the head on the way back! Bloody genius
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