Scalie Schoolie Update

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Also, Chell confirmed a butt monkey.

>>89296361
>>89296322
this is a haunting psa about teenage beach drinking

>>89296322
>>89296361
Is she drunk?

>>89296322
God I want her to shove that in my ass so bad

>>89296688
I hope you meant with lubrication because it would hurt like hell without it

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>>89296385
More like Teenage Pregnant Drinking.

>>89296361
Chell's suffering continues

>>89297082
I just want her to be happy

http://stealth-brock.tumblr.com/post/155913605774/ill-catch-up-on-nsfw-reblogs-this-week-i-swear

Is he onto us?

>>89296376
>Just 5 minutes
>Takes 2 hours
Frieza confirmed for 10 year old that doesn't want to go to school?

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>>89297415
>stealth-brock.tumblr
>stealth

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>>89296322
Is Camille a good maid?

>>89298420
This art is so weird

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>>89298420
no.

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>>89297082
>>89297395
Chell deserves happy

>>89298826
What if Chell becomes friends with Violet?

>>89296894
I just want them to shove something in my ass man!

>>89298826
>Chell without shell
Way to totally rip out her spine you monster

>>89296322
>>89296361
Something tells me that Iris's chances of winning this thing just plummeted harder than a concussed snapping turtle.

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Shen is really pumping those pages out now.

Guess we won't see Geraldine stripping then

>>89297415
>Is he onto us?
He has known about these threads for a while.

At least since spring if I'm not mistaken.

>>89299468
Nah, they've all got toonforce abilities, and everyone knows shells are removable in cartoons.

>>89298826
i-is that you, Golly?

>>89299593
I'd pump some schoolies.

>>89296322
>>89296361
>Chell being scared and hurt
I just want to give her a hug

Any drawfriends hanging around?

>>89302042
I'm about to head the bed and I'll be busy tomorrow, but if the thread survives til then I could do a few requests

>>89296322
>viol-a-ball
>viol is the French word for rape
What did she mean by this?

>>89302117
What, the "mistress Iris" didn't tip you off?

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>>89296376
I'm just waiting for the "Meanwhile" strip to give us some info on the new schoolies, because otherwise they'd have to jump in the middle of the game.

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>>89302117
She means pure things. "Purer than an episode of the Teletubbies" kind of pure.

>>89302174
So as pure as that time tinky winky fondled dipsy's anus with one of those party blowers?

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First appearance of scared Chell.

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>>89302325

>>89302336
>Parker will never fuck with you either metaphorically or literally
Can anyone please teach me how to knot a rope

>>89296361
Chill doesn't deserve all this. She just wanted to play some volleyball.

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>>89303023
She just thought she was getting fat stacks of dominatrix money for a spot and the beach and a fun time.

Or she wanted to see the trifecta of thicc/fit/slim nudes.

>>89300480
Good call.

Now I want to see Captain Chell holding her shell as a shield.

>>89302336
Man I love this comics character design and facial expressions

I wanna read comic books with a flashlight and share secrets with Chell while we both hide in her shell

>>89296361
>this kills the turtle

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>>89303093
My word... Iris just may be the greatest sexual mastermind of the 21st century.

Come on, none of you have any Scalie requests you want to see drawn?

>>89306098
Draw a butt. Draw a good butt.

>>89306098
draw Iris and Camille doing something cute and lewd at the same time.

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>>89306098
Draw someone enjoying a can of this scrumptious scalie approved beverage.

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>>89306098

Pepper doing lewd witch things if you please.

>>89306098
Either Geraldine, Liska and Calli losing and stripping on the beach, or running back home naked.

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>>89306863
Seconded

>>89306098
Iris hitting on Miss Lily or one of the other teachers. For this is my fetish.

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This is Amber, say something nice about her!

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did you make your own OC scalie yet /co/?

>>89306956
She doesnt make me feel bad like my dad does when hes mean to me.

>>89307013
I can't design characters like Shen so she'd stick out like a sore thumb and look like shit

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>>89307013

N...No, I never a made an overly sarcastic tsundere water moccasin.

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>>89307013
Why try and compete with perfection?

>>89306098
>>89306956
Hey Amber, boys love girls who come to school without wearing panties

>>89307013
I'm struggling to find a good liz that hasn't been taken

If I can I'll just commission Shen.

>>89307203
This is hogwash. Boys don't like girls, only girls like girls!

>>89302174

Is there an uncensored version?

>>89306098
Any of them wearing Ranma's or Shantae's outfit.

>>89296361
>>89302336
what's with frog-girl designs that always make them look so ribbit-ing

>>89307013
Amber is already everything I want in a girl. Cute, so desperate for affection she'd date a piece of shit like myself.

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>>89307211
There's always the whiptail lizard.

>>89307411
that just means she'll be abused.

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>>89306956
This is Belinda! Say something hurtful about her stupid face!

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>>89307413
I said GOOD.
I didn't know Whiptails were magical lesbian spawn.

>>89307859
>I didn't know Whiptails were magical lesbian spawn.

...and this is bad because?

>>89307859
>The pic
Do you happen to know where i can find an archive of these?

>>89307805
Belinda is a good girl! Please no bully!!

>>89307859
They probably aren't. I question their sources.

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>>89307859
>posting something made by that bull dyke Humon
Nigga what the hell is wrong with you.

>>89307961
Enlighten us on your theory of whiptail reproduction then, anon.

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>>89307940
I SAID BULLY. BULLY THE TRASH GOBLIN

>>89308006
Just saying, they probably embellished it so they could draw lesbians.

>>89307928
It just came up when I googled Whiptail Lizards. Apparently it came from Humon Comics. But also >>89307977 we hate that person for some reason. You're not allowed to go there.

>>89308008
>>89307805
Belinda is that girl who talks you through getting rejected by all the other schoolies and then you eventually realize that she was your best friend and ideal partner the whole time <3

>>89308055
They didn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail

>>89298110
Personally, I think she looks better with her coat/wrappings

>>89306098
I dunno, howzabout Camille shitposting on 4chan?

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>>89298420
Camille is a good anything! She's a good girl!

>>89308058
Alright thanks
I'll definatively not check it out

>>89308088
>it's a hybrid
That explains why it's able to sustain itself through "cloning." It's not a sustainable model for reproduction otherwise.

But her cute little infographic neglected that little detail. But who cares, "WEW LESBIANS," right?

>>89306098
Anon in a hospital bed with a broken pelvis, a guilty looking Chell standing beside him.

>>89308216
>But her cute little infographic neglected that little detail.

How? It's basically the exact same descriptions worded differently. Take a chill pill, man.

>>89308216
Jesus christ anon calm the fuck down. Do you get mad at your snapple facts for not giving you the whole story? It's just harmless "Did ya know?" with a side of cute pandering.

>>89308137
she keeps attracting those musical note-shaped flies to the kitchen, so thats a minus.

>>89306956
despite being the "hard luck in love" character, she is pretty damn nice looking.

>>89308257
Because new members of the species are constantly created through two subspecies mating (including a male).

>>89308266
I'm really not that upset, just saying it's misleading.

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>>89308322
Nonsense. Those flies really spice up the food.

>>89308322
>despite being the "hard luck in love" character, she is pretty damn nice looking.

Well you gotta remember that this is a cartoon and all the characters are pretty 1-dimensional exaggerations. Amber is probably the type who is so clingy and insecure once she actually has a boy that it drives him away. And while that might sound cute on paper, it's really not.

I want to sit on camille's face

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>>89308470
I think you have that backwards.

>>89308568
no

>>89306098
The alternate ending to the current arc where the z-fighters lose

>>89308568
Are you kidding? Have you SEEN the tongue on that girl?

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>>89308577
>>89308623
But

But boys don't sit on girls' faces. Boys are smelly and farty and girls are cute and delicate! This is wrong!

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>>89308669
I'm gonna sit on Camille's face!

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>>89308466
>And while that might sound cute on paper, it's really not
I can't fathom this.

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>>89308669
It's current year anon.
There's a moldy tangerine in the Whitehouse, a Bond villain rules Russia, and the yellow jew is threatening to consume itself with avarice.
It's time to accept that boys have 2 holes for fucking.

>>89308822
>There's a moldy tangerine in the Whitehouse
Real talk. How long until old age takes him?

>>89306956
She doesn't have a fatal illness, I guess...

>>89308889
In the wild as a rich, risk avoidant white guy he might have had 20-30 years left in him but presidents age at at least triple speed. He may not be able to survive a full 8 years.

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>>89308781
Imagine a girl calling you ten times a day to make sure that YES you know she's horrible but YES you still like her anyway and NO you're not going to wake up one day and realize she's not good enough.

Now imagine the one time you answer less enthusiastically or have to hang up early because you have a meeting, and she has a crying screaming breakdown because now she has proof that you never loved her and were just leading her on and if you really love her you have to prove it.

Now imagine this happening every week.

>>89296322
>>89296361
>Chell is excited to be invited to play Volleyball because nobody wants to play a sport with her because she's too big/good
>She just ends up being used and abused
Being Chell is suffering

>>89308781
Imagine having an itch on your leg that goes away for like, ten minutes, tops. It feels good when you scratch it, but it will never leave you alone.

>>89308822
That still doesn't excuse gross boys putting their booties on cute girls' faces.

What is the appeal in this scalie comic? Waifus?

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>>89308985
i dont see the issue here

it just sounds like you're not ready to handle Amber

>>89308985
Not him, but if he truly wants a girl like that, he would probably help her with her insecurity issues

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>>89309047
Yeah.

It's not rocket science.

>>89308985
I'd probably be just as bad, honestly. We could take it in turns.

>>89309073
I don't get the appeal in scalies, why not just draw them as humans instead?

>>89309056
The thing is, with a girl like that theres no helping her unless you get her counseling. It's not a matter of "oh I feel ugly today, boo hoo" it's something wrong with their head that prevents them from ever feeling confident, happy or even liking themselves, and anything except absolute positive feedback will only enforce their negativity. It's fine being super up beat and positive at first, but people can wear down fast when their partner needs constant reassurance.

And you should remember, in a situation like that, it's unlikely you will ever be able to interact with another woman, and you might even have to drop your friends, because such a partner will see any time spent with other people besides her (or him) as proof that you don't love them, especially if it's someone of the opposite sex, in which case t hey will likely consider you cheating on them.

>>89309115
That question can be applied to literally ANY scenario in any context. It's a worthless question to ask and you should be ashamed.

>>89309115
Artists have much more leeway in designing anthropomorphic animals that are intended to be cute/sexy than humans.

>>89308466
I think Amber is just lonely and sad about that, not clingy and insecure. Her willingness to not give up Violet pretty much proved that she has some self-respect.

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>>89309160
To be honest, you're describing a type of person very different from Amber. The character in the comic is simply desperate to find a boyfriend, not suffering debilitating self-confidence issues and self-hatred. She's just lonely.

>>89309115
Are they even really scalies? They're more like monster girls I'd say.

>>89308985
Amber is just a little yandere as all, sure you might wake up tied up a few times because she saw you talking to another girl and then rape you until you learned your lesson but that's just her way of expressing love.

>>89309253
They're some variety of Pokeyman

>>89309253
Their heads are mostly flattened spheres or slightly bean shaped so they do pass the snout test. The style is too simple to really nail down since their features are essentially stickers applied to a flat surface.

>>89309234
Oh, I wasn't discussing Amber, I was just talking about overly clingy emotionally desperate people.

Seeing as all these people are reptilian, does that mean they still hiss?
Just imagine all the times the girls have gotten frustrated or angry in this comic.
Now add aggressive hissing.

I want to fuck literally everybody in this comic

>>89309234
On the fanart that you uploaded along with your post, Shen said that Amber wouldn't have a body pillow because she'd be too afraid of it leaving her. Amber is a little psycho

>>89309409
What i wonder is if winter is a thing in that world and how they deal with it

>>89308985
when are you going to stop blogging in these threads

>>89307805
god i just
wanna fucking kill her
i wanna fucking kill her i hate her so fucking much

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>>89309444
Well there goes my defense of her. Still, she hasn't really shown much of her psycho side in the comic as of yet, minus ALMOST betraying Violet.

>>89307255
Of course there is, it's not even a secret.

>>89307859
Fuck off t/u/mblr

>>89309451

Eat shit I didn't buy 2 years of 4chan premium pass to get censored by an "anonymous" behind his "bulletproof shield" on the "internet".

>>89309572
>Buying a good goy pass

>>89309592

>STILL thinking the merchant isnt our greatest ally

Go to bed Muhammed

>>89308070
This poster is Belinda

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>>89309409

>>89309635
>[AGGRESSIVEimgflip.comSING]

>>89309775
Fuck off. What was I supposed to do?

>>89309800
not be a fag and edit the image properly yourself? idunno man, just a guess.

>>89309800
Learn how to actually edit images?

>>89309800

Not use a shitty meme image manip site that watermarks it's images?

>>89309881
>>89309894
>>89309897
>(You)

So beyond cute scaly girls, what is the appeal of this comic?

>>89309945
Campy humor.

>>89309775
>>89309881
>>89309894
>>89309897
At least he tried, you hypocritical cunts.

>>89309945
Sexy scalie girls

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>>89309937
>>89309966

>>89309966

If he'd swapped the text from the top to the bottom on both sides it would not only avoid the watermark, but would be easier to read (top left, to bottom right).

>>89309966
I don't think hypocrisy is really the issue.

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>>89309635
>>89310023
The improved model.
You're welcome.

>>89302336
>>89302325
>540x540
STOP

>>89310098

Excellent. This helps to reinforce their body language and the relative the dominance of Geraldine in those panels as well.

>>89310098
>text covers Chell's chest
We can't win for losing.

Violet doesn't have good taste in uniforms. That yellow outfit is ugly so it's a good thing her mom makes her wear the bancho getup.

>>89310295
her yellow uniform is pretty cute though
her tail sock is adorable

>>89310098
Not as good as the edit of that Violet/Charlie strip where all the dialogue is replaced by HIIIISSSSSSS

So where can I find this comic?

>>89309800
Yikes, I was only teasing.

I would even do the edit for you, but someone already stepped in.

>>89310295
Don't bully Violet!
Bully Belinda

>>89310370
>someone already stepped in
That was me.
The one who posted the original edit.

>>89306098
Amber or Belinda cuddling with the person of her dreams, he's happy with her and she's happy with him.

Then she wakes up and starts crying on her pillow.

>>89309323
Hot

>>89310418
Oh, well good job, then! It looks a lot better.

>>89310721
>super scalie god super scalie

https://rule34.xxx/icameout.php

What?

Stream Happening

>>89310306
It might be "cutesy". It wouldn't look good on anything beyond a chibi girly-girl.

>>89310795
>such a relatively new and obscure character with few pictures overthrowing the reigning champion from the site's earliest days
Someone's been fucking with it

>>89310721

We need Violet in a Sling Bikini.

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>>89296361
so will it end in a team loosing to infighting?

>>89310795
>>89310943
Is this bad for Shen or good for Shen

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>>89307805
>>89308008
Belinda is for fug

>>89310795
Would they remove her from the list if it's pointed out that someone has been using a bot?

If yes, then point it out.

>>89311317
I want to gently grab the mound of fat that is her belly, make pig sounds, and inform her of how fat she is until she cries.

>>89311603
>someone using a bot to get Sally to the top
Gee, I wonder who would have done that

>>89310098
Fuck you. Now I can't see her breasts.

>>89311624
Belinda probably gets that all the time, she's so starved for contact and affection just touching her bare belly would probably cause her to cum

>>89311996
H-hot...

>>89311317
I like it!

I LIKE IT!!!

>>89311996
Would she be the type of person to be an abused housewife and love it? Bruises, verbal insults and the like?

>>89312974
no thats Amber

>>89311996
Tell me /co/, would you cuddle with Belinda in bed?

Would you big spoon her?

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>>89307013
here ya go /co/

i dont know any lizards

>>89314268
It a cute.

>>89314091
>spooning
L-Lewd...

>>89314091
there are not enough spoons in this world to make that girl the little spoon

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>>89307013
here ya go
scaile school fan character number 14

>>89315665
Damn, not bad.

>>89315665
I like blueberry lizard girl. She look cheeky.

What kind of lizard is she?

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>>89315204
>>89315259
Do you think she sleeps with a pillow to her back, trying to stimulate someone sleeping behind her in a spooning position? Occasionally switching to hug the pillow like a person, often helping her drift off to sleep until she wakes up in the morning. Then she realizes just how pathetic and lonely she is to do such a thing.

Or is that more of an Amber thing?

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>>89311642
>that time her TVTropes bio had a little edit

>>89315665
Pretty decent mimicry of Shen's style.

>>89315665
what species is this anyways?

>>89311642
Bless that autist for all the images he pays for

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>>89296322
so, was Classic Camille just a phase?

>>89317265
Someone needs to tell shen to bring her yellow lips back.

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>>89317265
It's hard to compete with "hair down to her shins" Liska, even if you can change color.

Truth time, fuckers.

Which scalie would you be ?

>>89317684
Man i miss protonjon's mario rom hack walktroughs

>>89317955
Remember when he got duped into promoting a fake cancer patient?

That's what I miss.

>>89318031
That was really funny.

>>89318072
Jon is lways funny
Something about him makes everything he does funny

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>>89317903
>intrepid
>smart
>great sense of humor
>stacked
>lacks scruples
>great hair and smile
>cute

What's not to love?

>>89318133
the fact that she'll throw you under the bus with some very embarrassing headline if you break up with her/she doesn't like you/you piss her off.

>>89317265
> colour changes based on mood

Should be done more but sadly she's just the weeb clown now

>>89318133
Sally because she's already like me

>>89318474
>now

>>89318237
But you'll get to throw her under the bus with an embarrassing headline, too, and you can just go back and forth with it like seething love letters. You'll learn from each other's scumbaggery.

I guess Ada just so I have an excuse to fuck other girls

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Updated poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12167217

>>89309115
Humans are boring. Zootopia would have been a record failure for Disney if they did the same thing with humans.

>>89318904
How long will it take for "that guy" to vote Belinda?

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>>89318904
>Violet in the lead
As it should be.

>>89317556
>yellow lips

Yes.

>>89318904
Shut up strawpoll, Belinda's cute

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>>89317556
Her yellow lips were the best.

I want to sit on belinda's face

>>89318904
Alice for the win
I love me some scientists

>>89320010
And her braces

We've had these threads for months. Where's the sexy pastebin fics?

>>89319942
I stand with you, brother.

Anyone got pics of that basket snake?

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Good to see the update schedule is back up.

Death By Misadventure when?

so /co/, would YOU sign up for a Sanitation Engineer position at the Scalie Schoolie?

>>89321237
Nope.

Consider this: you're a Janitor. You'll have no chance with any of them. You'll just be an observer.

Also, you're the cleaner. Of everything. You ever cleaned girls bathrooms? Fucking nasty they are. Now imagine a different species using the bathroom? Who knows what could be in there.

>>89306098
Violet holding up Charlie by her shirt, 3 feet off the ground, kissing her hard and violent
This is all a fantasy in Charlie's head as she stares at the real Violet creepily rubbing her nipples

>>89318904
I'm torn between Violet and Liska

>>89321933
I'm in the same boat
liska doesnt seem to get a lot of fan art in these threads it seems

>>89318904
>Nobody voting Dilys
I'm vaguely surprised, but I guess I didn't vote for her either.

>>89321933
>>89321960

Lisska would be a great pal to watch Dragonball with. But Violet wishes she was cute, and therefor is cute. Plus I dig the Bansho look.

>>89318904
who the hell voted for Parker? I mean besides that one guy

>>89322027
She pulls it off well. I think that's tipped the scale for me.

>>89322046
Parker does good comedy.

>>89322027
But Liska's mad fit.
I bet she'd slam you through a wall as foreplay
Violet could do the same, but would be more shy about it and you'd need to convince her you want it

>>89322149
I kind of want to see Violet and Liska wrestle

The collateral damage would be enormous

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>>89322149
Lisska's still top tier, don't get me wrong. But she doesn't seem to have a feminine side at all. That gives Violet the leg up in my book.

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>>89322046
>that one guy

Whoever do you mean?

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>>89322220
>Violet and Liska wrestle

>>89322220
>Violet talking to one of the smaller schoolies
>Liska thinks Violet's bullying her
>Challenges her to a wrestling match
>Violet accepts on the condition that everyone will stop treating her like a bully if she wins
>12 e̶p̶i̶s̶o̶d̶e̶s̶ pages

>>89318904
>Belinda is at 5 votes at 2nd place

Dirty trash goblin.

Cute, dirty trash goblin.

>>89321786
They are reptiles so no tampons i think

>>89321786
vaginal blood
poop
lizard eggs
Belinda

>>89324130
>The bathroom reeks of pheromones
>Piss, shit, and blood from possibly one single hole
>And shed skin left everywhere

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>>89310098
Christ.

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>>89325339
Damn lower case.

>>89322285
Perhaps that one guy who keeps mentioning he wants to fug the smug

>>89321130
>You will never give wide hipped, huge ass, post menopausal Amber night after night of unsheathed pounding.
It's just not fair bros.

>>89296322

PURIFICATION IN PROGRESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE

Calli
Excitable, physically active Frogperson
Health:???/CP:???
Resistance to Water

Geraldine
Enraged Gecko in revealing swimwear
Health:????/CP:????
Light resistance to Fire

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>>89314268
do you think the other scalioes worry about their tails?

>>89328632
Nah, they'll grow back.

>>89298420
She's competently passable.

Someone draw her as Scruffy from Futurama.

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>>89308058
People get easily triggered by Humon because he/she/whateverIdon'twanttolookitup is kind of crazy, and did some really fucking strange and creepy comics. All I remember is something about a baby being stolen or some shit, I dunno, I half didn't care and half blocked it out.
Also I think they did political comics, and the entire word is burthutt right now.

The animal reproduction ones are interesting, if highly simplified.

>>89308889
Well, he's 70 years old and morbidly obese (men don't grow the coincidental 2 inches to not be obese between the age of 18 and 70) who brags about how he fucking loves fast food and eats little else. Also he puts ketchup on steak, and will eventually have to speak to a Frenchman at a dinner. Also, he's pissed off the CIA and FBI. Also he wants to constantly visit his home in New York, meaning a lot of travel time through a lot of highly populated areas and a lot of vantage points around.

Basically, buy your Pence hat now.

Its only a matter of time.

>>89309800
Use mspaint, drop the bottom down a bit and fill with black, then after saving open it and bring the image border back up.

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>>89330919

>>89330919
>>89331018
>he puts ketchup on steak,

And you're letting this man run your country??
America has gone to shit

>>89331097
Apparently Hillary was somehow worse to a large chunk of people. Not a larger chunk, just a large enough chunk in the fight places.

Personally I don't get how grandma trying to be cool and failing is worse than gross creepy uncle and his insane kids, but whatever.

>>89330891
>>89308058
>>89307977
Humon is terrible because everything that she does is based around her fetish for men being penetrated or de-masculated in some way, but she pretends to have some kind of serious political or scholarly motivation behind it all.
If you have a weird fetish like that, I don't mind, but be honest about it. I'm one of those weirdos who pops in on every thread where a female character gets hypnotized, but I don't pretend that it's because of a deep and abiding interest in psychology.

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>>89331097
>>89331018
>>89330919
>people who think meat has a 'taste'
>people who think a steak is anything more than a delivery medium for sauces and condiments

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>>89331097
Well, we've only seen him eat steak twice when he wasn't trying to promote his line of "high class steaks" that were universally reviewed as being like horse meat, and one of them he ate with ketchup.

That being said, he mostly just eats fast food. Specifically McDonalds, which he even eats when visiting other countries.

>reptiles
>boobs
How and why?
They Fucking lay eggs.

>>89331143
Steak that isn't served with breaded with gravy and eggs for breakfast is just expensive protein to me, but I how the hardcore Trump supporters find indescribably horrible.

Like how he put a Jewish happy merchant stereotype in charge of the Treasury, and how he shrugged off prosecuting Hillary and has been praising Barry-O. /pol/ has no defense whatsoever for that stuff and its like stabbing them with a fork with charred ketchup-covered steak on the tip to mention it. But the steak thing pisses them off the most.

>>89331208
venom sacs, air bladders, nutritional storage, depending on the base species

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>>89331208
Science gives no fucks about your preconceptions.

The boner is natural. The canoe is natural. Logic is eldritch.

>>89331164
>that diet coke

>>89331208
>fucking while laying eggs
I've had a few sessions like that, lemme tell ya

>>89331208
to attract mates

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>>89331208
Why is it always the boobs, and not the standing erect, and all the other human features? You aren't clever for noticing one mammalian trait on an anthropomorphized character.

>>89331364
Belly-buttons are even more biologically contradictory.

>>89331389
We don't even know if these characters lay eggs, do we? Their biology is flubbed the moment you throw human features in the mix.

>>89331132
something something emails something something midwest
short answer, its gerrymandering
dude literally lost the popular vote by a record amount, which means less people voted for him and he still won

>>89331411
There are reptile species that give birth to live young

>>89331411
In one of the early strips, Ada was reading books as an egg.

>>89331423
Hilarious thing is how asspained most of the country is now that his followers are finally seeing through his bullshit, but NOBODY is trying to change the primary process and there's barely a whisper about ditching the electoral college.

Did you know that if you live in Washington state there's no reason at all to vote in your primary, regardless of if you are Republican or Democrat, because they choose who your state goes to in both before they even finish counting the votes?

>>89331208
SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS

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>>89307382

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>>89308070
>Belinda, all this time I was looking around, and you weren't right there in front of me. But I realised—when I was looking around—that you were right there in front of me—all this time—Belinda.

>>89325339
>>89325994
>agressive
It has two Gs, you mook.

>>89331632
IT'S OOOOVEEEEEEEER
AND YOU'RE WALKING IN TO THE PARKING LOT
WITH THE HOT GUY
IT'S OOOOOOOOVER
AND THEY MADE FUN OF YOU BUT THEY GOT TRASH DUMPED ON TOP OF THEM

IT'S OVER

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>>89307013
Boom

>>89331881
cute

>>89296322
> I'm ready to sport

https://youtu.be/KYdbanbEAYk

>>89331462
There are some people complaining about it. I know my friends have been arguing for it nonstop. In fact, Alabama just got a big kick in the ass from the Supreme Court for gerrymandering, and they'll have to change all their districts by 2018.

Also, I'm sad that the thread has derailed into politics, but I'm happy that /co/ is actually discussing politics semi-competently.

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BOY, I SURE DO LOVE THEM ANTHROPOMORPHIC LIZARDS.

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>>89334703
YEAH!

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>>89334703
I too enjoy anthropomorphic lizards, albeit at a lower volume

>>89335567
mommy

>>89331439
maybe she just liked to be inside of an egg as a sexual thing

>>89318904
How did Sally go from like 3 votes to 10 in the course of an hour?

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>>89337062

>>89337062
There is an overly enthusiastic Sally fan out there

See the above discussion about botting to put her at the top of the Pahael r34 chart

>>89337062
my penis voted

>>89337172
If that guy was trying to fudge the poll wouldn't he have put her in first place instead of second? I mean he apparently has access to 36,000 bots and she only has 10 votes

>>89337247
Gotta do it over time or people will get instantly suspicious

>>89337247
Maybe he's trying to be to be less obvious? I don't know which is more disturbing.

>>89337062
I don't know, but Violet increased by more than that over the course of an hour this morning.

>>89337247
>she only has 10 votes
12 votes now

>>89337297
Well Violet has always been the most popular girl in these threads, so thats not really that much of a surprise.

>>89337333
One of those was me cause I just found out about the poll

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>>89337349
I'm watching you, anon
Always watching.

>>89318904
I wish we could vote for two, I like Belinda but I'm also sad Wanda doesn't have any votes

>>89337247
>36,000 bots
You can leave a vote once a day, he's probably been at it for weeks

>>89337343
Sally's popularity isn't much of a surprise either, given how many artists opt to draw her over everyone else.

I mean, unless it's just the one guy going around commissioning it all.

>>89338748
>I mean, unless it's just the one guy going around commissioning it all.
It literally is

>>89338753
I think she's still tied for the most drawn if you don't count Gee's commissions, his just put her ahead by an impossibly big margin

Stream Happening

>>89339060
I don't think you understand how much art of her Gee commissions, friend

Like, go and open a commission tumblr for cartoony characters right now and I guarantee you he will have contacted you by tommorow.

>>89296361
>Calli-oop!

heh

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HISS

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>>89335567
>Belly scales run along nipples instead of wrapping around the whole breast.

>>89331423
>dude literally lost the popular vote by a record amount
There were a few presidents that won with an even smaller margin of the popular vote. Either way, the whole "she won the popular vote!" argument is retarded. The popular vote is meaningless in an electoral college election. If the election was based on the popular vote, both candidates and the voters themselves would change tactics drastically and there's a good chance that Trump would have still won considering how incompetent Hillary had been with the electoral college tactics.

>>89331208
So you're just going to ignore all the other human characteristics like hair, ears, and opposable thumbs? They're human/reptile hybrids.

>>89340481
It's canon unfortunately http://stealth-brock.tumblr.com/post/124475675714/nothing-questionable-took-place-during-tonights

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>>89298826
>>89303093
>>89310721

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>>89340657
>http://stealth-brock.tumblr.com/post/124475675714/nothing-questionable-took-place-during-tonights

UNCULTURED SWINE.

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>>89340824
But consider this: this way it's like her breasts are partially concealed behind a permanent naked apron.

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>>89340899

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>>89340899
Naked aprons don't do it for me, it comes off as superfluous.
When the whole breast is enveloped it's like they're wearing a backless dress, It takes it from gratuitous to elegance.

>>89341176
I guess some people are just determined to see the glass half-empty.

>>89341176
Okay you go stand in the corner while I fuck her then

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>>89296361
>BA-GONGK

>>89341315
She isn't real anon, you can't fuck her, not even if you play makebelieve

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>>89318904
>Amber in third place

You people disgust me

>>89341935
>You people disgust me
That's also normal.

Is Amber black?

>>89341998
With yellow spots.

>>89331208
Maybe they are just anthropomorphic enough to give live birth?

>>89341650
>he doesn't know about virtual reality and hallucinogenic drugs

>>89341998
How dare you, she is a Salamander-American

>>89342243
These are things we classify under the umbrella term of "not real"

>>89342333
Drugs exist anon

>>89342453
They don't make anthropomorphic lizard waifus real, no matter how many you take

>>89342534
Whatever you say anon, I'm off to meet Belinda

>>89342534
Sounds like you've never taken so many drugs that you develop magic powers before

>>89342622
She wont be there in the morning. She wont burn your breakfast in an attempt to surprise you. She wont text you throughout the day to make sure you still love her. She wont rush home early and fall asleep on the couch in her lingerie in another attempt to surprise you.

She isn't real, anon. She never will be.

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>>89342333
>>89342453
>>89342534

>>89342700
I'm literally kissing her right now you moron