moe's tavern. moe speaking
Hi, I'm looking for Hugh Jass.
>>89285670
Yes, this is Peridot speaking.
>>89285670
Hello?
Hi, i'm looking for a Nate Higgers.
>>89285761
hang on a second
HUGH JASS
HAS ANYONE SEEN HUGH JAZZ
SOMEONE CHECK THE MEN'S ROOM FOR HUGH JASS
>>89285761
was meant for >>89285670
>>89285647
I'm looking for a Jedi named Master Koon.
>>89285761
yeah what do you want peridot ?
>>89285849
Is there a coon here? Has anyone seen a coon?
>>89285913
I can't tell, Moe, the lights are too low!
>>89285647
I'm looking for a Mrs. Thrax, first name Ann.
Hi I'm looking for Opie. Last name Zafhag.
>>89285913
>>89285960
Ha ha ha! Racism.
>>89286068
>>89286068
Alright, just a sec
Hey, is there an Ann Thrax here? Do we have any Anthrax?
Hi, I'm looking for a guy named Issac, last name Dick.
>>89285647
Hi, is there a Guy Incognito there?
>>89285820
Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Guten tag! Is Herr Koff drinking at your establishment this evening?
>>89286275
phone for you
>>89285647
Moe.
Last night was amazing.
I need you again, tonight.
Meet me at the regular place.
>>89286745think of the children
Yes, I'm looking for Mike Hunt.
>>89286805
>>89285647
Kill yourself.
>>89286200
Hold on
IS THERE AN ISAAC DICK HERE? ISAAC DICK?
>>89285647
Yes I'm looking for a ship full of apples?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK
what is the most cringiest prank call ever?
>>89285647
yea, im looking for this guy, i forgot his name, but he's a space cop that dresses in blue and wears a gold helmet
>>89285647
Hello Moe? Your sister's being raped!
>>89287908
Sorry. He's busy Dancing off, bro.
>>89285960
>>89285913
>>89285849
kek x1000
>>89285647
I am gravely disappointed Mr. Bartender
LOL
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