Now I'm kinda interested. How would this go?

>>89278353
He'd be the team healer

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>>89278353
It already happened.

>>89278353
>Civil War
>Jesus dies
>Infinity War
>Avengers are at the brink of defeat
>Jesus resurrects
>Thanos: how foolish, what do you alone think to accomplish
>Jesus: Who said I'm alone
>suddenly an army of jews

>>89278408
>suddenly an army of jews
>they crucify Jesus again

>>89278408
>Thanos defeats the army
>Thanos' eyes glow
>Thanos: Pathetic, I hold the power of a god!
>Jesus' eyes also start glowing
>Jesus: So do I.

>>89278374
I thinking some water into wine shit.

>>89278353
he'd be the new hawkeye, but instead of seemingly limitless arrows he'd be splitting bread and fished and throwing them

So what? He would bring wine?

I imagine they'd take plenty of liberties, maybe even give him a bunch of powers of other biblical characters like an all Judaeo-Christian Captain Marvel.

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>>89278353
>How would this go?

Something like this.

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>>89278353
Would Jesus whip villains into submission like he did with the merchants of Jerusalem?

With the amazing powers of carpentry, wine summoning, fish multiplication, resurrection, and making people think he was a white guy

>>89278463
>>89278673
So in that universe RDJ's Stark is an alcoholic?

>>89278912
>Forgetting his healing, exorcising, weather control, money generating and cursing things to die powers.

>>89278912
>Forgetting King of Kings mode

>>89278834
>Jesus starts bullwhipping dudes is the shit gets real moment

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>>89278996
Jesus turns into Triple H?

>>89278400
I knew who this was from the thumbnail. I'm going to re-evaluate my life now.

>>89278943
Instead of cloning Thor he makes a clone of Jesus and forces it to make wine for him.

>>89278400
>Them buns
Oh lordy almighty.

>>89278353
>I have an army
>we have the king of the Jews

>>89278673
>I don't see how that's a last supper

>>89278353
>implying Jesus would need to be a part of a team
Christian God is OP as fuck; the only reason he was crucified is because God told him he had to.

>>89278463
That's how it starts until it transitions into full matter manipulation

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>>89278400
dat ass was fat

>>89278353
Jesus has a shitty powerset
>Cast spirits out of bodies
circumstantially useful
>heal disease and injury
every scientist in marvel does this
>water into wine
Stark can probably do this
>shitty healing factor
takes 3 days to heal from hanging from a cross

Now Moses, that is the badass hero to join the avengers
>hits rocks so hard they are reduced to water
>summons a pillar of flame
>summons fucking plagues, water into blood, locust storms, boils, thunder and hail (so he can be like storm), or take away the sun for 3 days
>Summons the fucking angel of death
>instead of dying he got a flaming chariot

THAT is the hero we need but don't deserve

>>89279781
>implying
They have the same powers, just different morals. Jesus wanted to come off as a someone kind and peaceful (aside from the rare bouts of wrath). Moses, on the other hand, wasn't exactly a candidate for "symbol of a religion", so he wasn't afraid to/was allowed to be violent.

But people do believe in Thor.

>>89279781
Jesus wills a tree to death because it looks at him wrong. He's OP as fuck.

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>>89278353
first all, Jesus would be a lot more modern looking, and politically correct.
He would also be buff and wear some kind of armor.
Also he would job more than martian man so he wouldn't ruin the plot

His powers would be like crazy diamond. He can heal people and manipulate matter, but he can't use it on himself

>>89278353
He'd be the pot head pacifist that relies on his daddy powers to save the day

plus we get sir anthony hopkins to play God, that would be cool

>>89278353
Oh by the way, vision already has a personality and character development more or less likely to Jesus

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>>89279938
>wills a tree to death
Explain yourself motherfucker!?

>>89279858
Going by evidence, unless it's written down it's your shitty head cannon. Show me comic [\spoiler] pages of jesus being more powerful than moses. yes, my first bible was a comic version of the new testement, i may still have it in storage

>>89280807
Read about Jesus and the fig tree.

>>89280816
Revelation. When Christ returns. It is pure metal.

>>89280807
Jesus gets so buttmad at a fig tree for not bearing fruit for him despite being it off season that he tells it to die, and then it does.

>>89280895
Dude was getting the munchies, can't blame him for getting pissed on an empty stomach

>>89280850
We are counting drug induced ravings? Eh..my own rules. But aren't the 44,000 jews he brings the ones that fled Egypt in the first place? Wouldn't that nean they both share that power?

>>89278353
Team Healer

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>>89280895
ARE YOU SHITTING ME! Isn't that just you know a LITTLE over powered!?

>>89281008
Any telepath can do that to a person, nevermind a tree. Moses killed all plant life.

>>89281008
What was he supposed to do? Let a fig tree punk him out in front of his boys? Gotta make an example out of these uppity figs.

>>89281036
Yeah, but he was basically an enforcer. Jesus wasn't just the Messiah, He was the spokesman for a new movement, so He had to show restraint.

>>89278353
I prefer Drifters Jesus.
He's full villain mode.
Leading an army by making supply endless and healing the wounded.
Also hatred against all of humanity and zero conscience.

>>89281008
Figs need to learn their place, like under the hooves of jackasses.

>>89280895
>>89281036
>>89281158
>>89281656

GOD HATES FIGS

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>>89280816
Negro, Jesus summoned Moses AND a bonus Elijah as Stands while giving his apostles a pimpin' lightshow. Moses is bush league and couldn't take Jesus even with prep time, there's even word of God to confirm this.

If you trust what Jesus said he could do, it gets a little more impressive. Remember, he was always trying to keep kayfabe as a human being, so he couldn't unleash the full moveset.

I think in the Bible he says that he could summon legions of angels, and if a person has faith the size of a mustard seed, they can suddenly command trees to uproot themselves and walk.

>>89282022
He also says anyone with faith can command a mountain to fling itself into the ocean.

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>>89280895
I love it when Jesus solves stuff by just telling it to fuck off
>Crossing the Galilean Sea
>A huge storm brews and starts wrecking the boat
>The apostles are freaking out
>Jesus is sleeping because he gives no fucks
>The apostles wake him up in desperation
>"Teacher, don't you care if we drown?"
>Jesus gets up, goes to the edge of the boat and yells at the sea
>"CHILL THE FUCK OUT, STORM"
>The storm immediately subsides
>Jesus angrily turns to his apostles
>"Do you faggots even have faith?"
>Apostles are legit shook at Jesus' power levels

>>89279781
>every scientist in marvel does this
Tell that to Aunt fucking May
Or Jay Jameson (I think)
Stark would drink it and you know it. Thus it's useless.
I was under the impression it took three days because he told them he'd return in three days.

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>>89278353
Does Thor's entire cast get replaced too? Like Odin to God, Loki to Judas, etc.? Or is Jesus just a part of Norse mythology now?

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I can't remember Jesus joining the Avengers, but he certainly teamed up with them often enough.

>>89283448
I was kind of assuming it'd be a 1:1 transition, along with modified versions of key events. Revelation for Ragnarok, ect.

>>89278408
Wow they totally ripped of Justice League. How many times do we have to say that Jesus isn't a Superman figure!

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>Look through thread
>No Son-o-God
I'm disappoint anons

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>>89284034
Like seriously, you have your answer right here already. None of this Aquarian shit

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>>89284060
He even has his own origin story where Jehovah came to Earth as a goose and fucked his mom

>>89278495
The story of the fish and the bread is widely misunderstood. The miracle in question was simply the invention of the sandwich.

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>>89284034
>>89284060
>>89284104
>Hey fag
You may say
>Does he ever take on the Zionists jews?

Why yes. Yes he does.

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>>89284143
>Okay then faggot
You may say
>What about muslims?
Yes, that's been tackled to. Truly Son-o-God is the hero you need.

>>89279781
>>89279938
He also tamed dragons as a child in the parts of the story they left out of the Bible.

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>>89279781
Sure but Moses can't actually control his powers. He taps his staff and God does SOMETHING but he never knows what. But Chist is God, and can use his powers however he wants.

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>>89278353
>"Praise be the Thor"
>"What Would Thor do?"

>>89279882
Nah, that's just white supremacists role playing.

>>89284171
>a bunch of muslims going ALLAHU AKBAR on top of flying carpets

This is hilariously terrifying.

>>89284182
I like this

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>>89278353
what if he used his cross as a huge bludgeon or threw nails like throwing knifes. p cool. probably would have variants like black Jesus or lady Jesus.

>nobody could pick up his cross because its as heavy as original sin

>>89282134
wait... is Jesus Taborlin the great?

>>89278353
Realistically, Thorism would have mellowed just like Christianity mellowed in our timeline. More focus on his hard work and justice aspects then on his badassery. Meanwhile, with Christianity as a dead and somewhat obscure religion, the writers of the comics would be free to write whatever powers they wanted for him, just like comic-book Thor can fly and open portals and shoot lightning bolts and whatnot (Thor doesn't ever blast anyone with lightning in any of the Eddas: he's the God of Thunder but doesn't appear to use it in combat unlike Zeus). So they'd probably roll up all the best stuff from the bible: he'd have Michael's flaming sword and could probably summon pillars of fire old-testament style. They might write in a Odin/Thor kind of relationship between him and YHWH, where YHWH is constantly dicking with him in order to test him or teach him a lesson or whatever.

In other words, apart from some fairly minor details, the worlds would be extremely similar, with Jesus as a magic-weapon-wielding, elemental hurling, "whatever magic powers the plot demands" overpowered character the writers will have to handwave away to keep stories interesting while Thor would be a friendly "for the masses" kind of a God with followers that justify the older stories of his brutality as "the old eddas".

>>89279781
No shit the whole theology of Christ was that he set aside his powers and only used it to periodically perform miracles and satisfy prophecies.

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>>89284034
>>89284104
>>89284143
>>89284171
Storytime when ?

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>>89283840
>Jesus isn't a Superman figure!

Now he is.

I love it when theology and power levels meet.

>>89286971
this
co has the best religion threads, the bible is literally a comic book

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>>89284171
>on flying carpets
Someone NEEDS to storytime those.

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