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Have you noticed that every one of Spider-Man's opponents is based off of an enemy of Spiders?
>Scorpions, for instance, often predate against spider's
>Many creatures use their Venom against spiders
>Hunters can kill Spiders, although some may call that Kraven
>The Octopus is a fierce competitor for what people use to illustrate that something as 8 limbs
>J Jonah Jameson publishes newspapers, devices that, when rolled up, are often used to kill spiders
>Spiders when caught off guard can be killed easily, making their weakness a shocker
>The only thing more fearsome then a spider is a Rhino
>One of a spider's predators are Lizards
>Paste is made in a Pot and can be used to catch spiders, usually by people named Pete
>Spiders can't walk backwards, making Boomerangs extremely deadly
>Cloning spiders is seen as inhumane, making scientists look like Jackals
>Goblins rival spiders for being the prime thing to scare kids, although you probably need kids to be young and Green, else they might like Goblins after having fantasy books become a Hobby.
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>>89268495
really fired my neurons
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>>89268495
>Have you noticed that every one of Batman's opponents is based off of an enemy of Bats?
>Owls, for instance, often predate against bats
>Many creatures use their Poison against bats
>Crocs can kill bats, although some may call that a mood Killer
>Firefly is a fierce competitor for what people use to illustrate that something as wings
>Joker has guns, devices that, when fired, are often used to kill bats
>A Bane to a bat's existence is Mexican wrestlers
>Bat leather is often used in Ventriquiloquist dummies, to give them a more realistic Scarface
>Cats may be considered Bat-eaters, Woman
>Victor Hugo romanticized the hunting of mammals. Strange...
>Bats find their way by echolocation, so they could easily slam into something flying blind in a...hush
>Penguins have a tendency to kill Bats out of jealousy that a nonbird can fly when they cannot
>Bats notoriously fail to Scare Crows
>In some Asian countries, bats' fluids are considered a King's Condiment
>Deeply competitive, bats are known to engage in sports and get frantic when they have a Tally aHead
>Bats lack anything resembling the human Amygdala
really makes you think
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Almost everything is an enemy of spiders.
Except the ladies, apparently.
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ever notice how all of Daredevil's enemies are natural enemies of the Devil?
>you can fend him off by believing in precisely one God, in a bull's eye
>Heralds of Christianity were often priests, Kings, and other Purple Men
>The devil's deception can be countered with true wisdom, like that of an Owl
>The reigning religious practice would often be a King's task to Pin
>The Devil was Smote with the Lord's immortal Hand
>Sometimes, all you need to take down a given demon is a Bullet
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Have you noticed how every one of Superman's opponents is based off of a natural enemy of men?
>Toymen, for instance, often profit from manchildren
>Many members of the female sex are a Parasite to men
>Bullets are made of Metallo and used to kill men
>Superb athlete Boys can kill men, although the latter are rarely in their Prime if it happens
>Luthor's bald head is a fierce competitor for what people use to illustrate that something has a penis
>Doomsday has hands, evolutionary ends of the arm extremity that, when clenched in a fist, are often used to kill men
really makes you think
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Ever notice how the fantastic four's rogue's gallery are all enemies of fantasy?
>Fantasy is often less appealing when one realizes their own inevitable Doom, such as having a Doctor diagnose them with a deadly disease
>The sea is much less mysterious and fantastical when you can simply obverse it from a Sub Mariner
>Fantastical worlds seem ridiculous when one gets a cosmological explanation of the universe through his thick Skrull
>Fans of fantasy often abandon the genre when they realize they are comprehended as a Mole man
>while fantasy can seem as valuable as Silver, it can disappear when someone decides to be social and athletic, like a Surfer
really makes you think
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ever notice how Thor's rogue's gallery has no rhyme or reason?
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>>89268495
Calm down, straczynski. The totem shit was garbage, even if the writing around it was pretty good.
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>>89268696
>Beyonder is literally beyond everything. Therefore the only threat to a God is what is beyond them.
>Ares is a God from another religion, the only thing that is makes a religion stagger is another religion.
>Objects that can absorb metal can prove to be a hindrance to it's destructive path. This is why he has an enemy literally name Absorbing Man.
>The Wrecking Crew is made up entirely of men. Men are proven they have no need for God through technology and science.
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>>89269740
>that can absorb electricity*** can
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>>89269765
What about Wonder Woman?
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