New Smurfs: The Lost Village images

So a female only smurf village?

>>89255570
I guess there´ll be terabytes of r34 about this.

This is dumb. There are a ton of Smurf stories that could be turned into 90-minute epics, and instead we're just getting gender-swapped hi-jinx and shipping-bait for something nobody is even going to care about.

>>89255570
This looks interesting.

How do you think Sony will fuck this up /co/?

>>89255609
execs are ruining the lore of the smurfs.

>>89255723
well for one thing, they dont seem to say "smurf" when they talk.

I'll leave that up to you if you think thats a bad thing or not.

>>89256373
Seeing how they ran smurf to the ground in the live-action movies. I don't mind that much.

>male smurf society is pacifist and even against gargamel never go further than using tiny farming tools
>female matriarchy is in constant war and developed offensive weapon solely for the sake of destroying their enemies
it's really grew my sarsaparilla

>>89256373
no smurf language is a non seller for me. what's even the point? Just make another troll movies if you don't like that.

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>>89255570
Two villages

Two genders

Looks like we've found tumblrs least favorite movie of 2017

>>89255570
Let me guess.
>The male Smurfs are stupid, weak and cowardly.
>The female Smurfs are smart, strong, and courageous.

>>89256878

>we want the disney audience

This could be good. I don't want to get my hopes up too high though

>>89255570

>all that porn

It'll be glorious

>>89257370
I cannot wait. I love Smurf porn.

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>>89257370
>>89257486

>>89255609
>>89255570


a large blue orgy is going to take place in the movie I can feel it.

>>89257504
Teasing is my favorite
Might do it for more more than straight up porn

>>89257504
A classic. Can't wait for the new characters, though. Hope we get some names and more info soon.

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>>89257504

>off model

Naw dude, NAW.
Smurfette is cute in her original style.
Might as well take a random porn oic and color the girl blue otherwise.

>>89257486
I don't really see the appeal in Smurf porn.

>>89255942
The cartoon already ruined plenty of "lore" from the original comics. And the "lore" never really made much sense anyway, filled with plot holes and unanswered questions.

>>89258130
Oh, I can understand that. I like weird things.

I guess Papa Smurf and Mama Smurf never told their kids about the divorce.

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>>89257504
"Look mother, I'm much more flexible now!"

>>89255570

but smurfette was a sinister golem, not from a different village. How am I supposed to get immersed now?

>>89255609
Except for one Smurf.

>>89257531
You mean a tiny blue orgy.

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>>89257847
Smurfette IS adorable, on model. Hugable tier, on model. Not fug tier, on fully model.

>>89255581
So is this going to be the Brady Bunch, but with smurfs?

I was actually surprised watching the trailer. It seemed like an actual Smurfs movie, and not a nostalgia-meme movie like the first one.

>>89258667
>You will never be the male breeding stock of an entire village of amazons
Feels bad man.

>>89258130
it helps dicklets to believe they can pleasure a "woman"

>>89258667
>"And this is our Smurf room, he's a bit quiet so don't be mad if he doesn't say hi!"
>Door opens to a sex dungeon with a smurf tied to a table, visibly withered, IV plugged into him, doesn't even have the power to scream or beg for mercy.
>"He's very popular with the smurfettes!"
>All the smurfs except Papa smurf have horror stricken faces.

>>89256867
What if it ends on the reveal that there's plenty other Smurf villages with other genders around the world?

>>89258667
Was he created by a witch who owns a pet dog?

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>>89258934
Yes.

>>89258888
>"We are the Xir smurfs!"
>Papa Smurf "Well that's just fucking dumb."
Crash cuts to credits with the pop song paired with the moving playing.

>>89258641
I mean, these other female smurfs are still visibly different from Smurfette.

They're not blondes, and they don't wear heels.

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>>89259063
well, smurfette was originally black haired, papa smurf magic made her blonde and gave her high heels and that dress because magic.

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>There are people who actually care about the """"lore"""" of a 60 year old comic for French children

This is going to have SO MUCH porn

>>89255942
You never wondered why the smurfs were all male except for a fake one created by an angry wizard? If anything, this seems particularly lore friendly.

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>>89259182

>magic

Actually he performed some "plastic smurfery".

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>>89259446
>he saw her naked

Gargamel is a good boy

>>89255570
>Demi Lovato as Smurfette
>Mandy Patinkin as Papa Smurf
>Jack McBrayer as Clumsy Smurf
>Danny Pudi as Brainy Smurf
>Joe Manganiello as Hefty Smurf
>Rainn Wilson as Gargame
>Julia Roberts as Smurfwillow
>Gordon Ramsay as Baker Smurf
>Jake Johnson as Grouchy Smurf
>Tituss Burgess as Vanity Smurf
>Gabriel Iglesias as Jokey Smurf
>Jeff Dunham as Farmer Smurf
>Kelly Asbury as Nosey Smurf
>Michelle Rodriguez as Smurfstorm
>Ellie Kemper as Smurfblossom
>Ariel Winter as Smurflil

They got a lot of upcoming stars and veterans for this movie.

>>89259762
Huh. So all the girl Smurf names start with 'Smurf'? That's slightly different.

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>>89257370
>>89257486

>>89259951
Uh oh.

You're in for a 3 day smurf.

>>89259268
do you know where you are?

>>89260013
oh yeah, it's a blue board, sorry

>>89260045
We do tend to be prone to autismurf.

So, with all the incoming female Smurfs...

What will your favorite ship be?

>>89259182
Papa Smurf got that bimbofication fetish

>>89258723
Everybody look at this wrong opinion!

>>89260882
All Papa Smurf really wants is someone to lick his ass.

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>>89260971
don't we all want that?

>>89259878
Yeah, shame that they all flowers name.

My biggest fear is that all of them are going to be stereotypical action girls with bland personalities and not different personalities like the male Smurfs.

>>89261040
Well, forgive me from playing devil's advocate here, but were all the original male Smurfs THAT different in personality? I mean, most of them only have one trait different from the rest of the masses. It's only the circle of 'main characters' that really have many differences.

>>89261040
my biggest fear is that they don't use the word "smurf" at all and we learn that it was all made up by papa smurf.

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>>89260109
DELET IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

>>89261309
I can only hide it.
Is that enough?

>>89261040
Smurfstorm doesn't sound too flowerish.

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>>89261814
NO
DELET YOU MADMAN

>>89256867
D E E P E S T
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>>>89259951

>>89261925
Thank you kind anon for your help.
Strangely enough I can only choose between report, hide and image search.

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>>89262483
Then I think it's too late, there's a time limit to deleting posts.

I have failed you.

>>89262623
No worries, I 've learned from it

>>89260109
You'd think smurf porn would be perfectly in line for a blue boad.
But yeah, better delete that or you gonna get smurfed.
You can't even argue for storytime immunity this time.

>>89262623
Once this movie comes out, we're going to need some blue pepes.

>>89258965
is that an ass crack?

>>89261040

>In a Smurf colony, the role of males is to be masters of their craft. As such, each male is only good at one thing, but he excels at the one thing he is good at.

>The role of female smurfs in the colony is to assist the males as needed. As such, they have more flexible skill sets. Female smurfs do not excel at anything, but they are competent in a wide variety of tasks.

Smurfiest lore.

>>89263255
Source on that?

>>89263402
Ah, sorry, it's not real. I didn't think anyone would actually believe it. The undertones of such an explanation would be a little politically incorrect, so I doubt Sony would ever use it in their movie.

>>89263529
I figured as much, but Peyo was a noted misogynist, and I wouldn't put it past him to write such a thing, but his stance on Smurfette was usually that she wasn't much good at anything.

>>89255723
smurf feminism

>>89258888

There are multiple villages, that actual Smurf cannon. There is a village for dudes, for womyn, for children, for old Smurfs etc.

"Our" village is the exception because it has everyone in it.

>>89259951
quality moderation today.

>>89266076
They probably just blended in with the blue board, like camouflage.

But seriously, it's probably that no one cared enough to report it.

>>89259470
>implying that's all he did

The clear Alpha of the trible would get first dibs on females, and seeing as how there's only one female...

>>89269837
Smurfette probably got a mustache ride AND a beard cruise.

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http://web.mit.edu/humor/Really.crude/smurfs

>>89270770
>http://web.mit.edu/humor/Really.crude/smurfs
Someone did an illustrated version of this, I believe.

>>89265002
Strong independent Smurf who don't need no Smurf

>>89270770
Holy fuck that takes me back, try this on for size. http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1096493/Papa/