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>5'6

WWTL????
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>>89252887
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Eh.
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>>89252887
The OP thinks he's a less pathetic creature, maybe based on a few inches of height weighed against being a complete nothing.

Sad, really.
He doesn't have cocks under "Likes" so he's ahead of you OP.
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>>89252887
>tfw Dobson is taller than me
fucking Asian Genes
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>>89252887
>actually carrying your 3ds around you, presumably in public
I will never understand why people who are not children do this
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>>89252887
>Dislikes: Mayo
what the fuck dude
>>89252909
i hate when people call them power chords, just call them power CABLES
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>>89252952
then take a hacksaw, and fix it
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>>89252887
>5'6
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>>89252887
Well, I hate to say it but his art's gotten slightly better.
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Even when he tries to draw himself more accurately he still gets it wrong.

>alter ego

Fursona.
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>>89252900
He's shorter then that. I've seen him at conventions and my wife is taller than him and she's 5'6
He's closer to 5'4
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>>89252887
Does anyone have that gif with Dobson trying to rap with those two male dancers wearing his bear avatar next to him?

The gif is originally from Chozen.
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>>89253021
>He's closer to 5'4
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>>89253021
I hope that's true because that's hillariously pathetic. Not the number itself but the fact that he feels the need to lie about it.
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>>89252887
If he's actually that thin I will eat a bicycle pump
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>>89253102
Judging from this picture, he's definitely much fatter in real life
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>>89253078
this. If ya short just fucking embrace it, there's nothing else you can do.
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>>89252887
I like how he glosses over his baldness
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>>89253114
>minneapolis college art & design

there's another internet known person who went to mcad.

I'm from minneapolis MN and I didn't actually know the school was all that great for artists.
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>>89253114
He's like an upside-down DSP.
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>>89253021
M A N L E T S
A
N
L
E
T
S
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>>89252984
>I NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER TEN POUNDS OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!
>[CHAINSAW NOISE]
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>>89252887
Where does he keep his pump?
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>>89252887
Wait, do Americans really spell cords with an "H"? I thought chords was specific to music.

Did he misspell or is that actually a thing?
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>>89253141
>I didn't actually know the school was all that great for artists.
>Dobson
>artist
>great
??????
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>>89253172
In his anus.
That's why his back is so arched.
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>>89253182
He misspelled.
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>>89252887
I em readying my water bottle and Venice carnival mask
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>>89253182
it's Dobson, what do you think?
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>>89253141
Hey, I went to MCAD too.

It fucking sucked and I quit halfway through, but I'm working in comics now so there's that. Never met ol' Dobby though.
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>>89253182
Dobson misspelled it, because he's retarded.
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>>89252887
This actually isn't terrible. It looks like he got his line weights and wonk faces under control. I'm impressed. I mean, for him, so I'm not THAT impressed.
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>>89253182
No, it's cords. I feel like he wasn't sure and looked it up on Google and just used the auto-suggest without actually seeing what it was.
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Alright seriously, did he get better at his art all of sudden? Because that looks way better than the other stuff draws.
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>>89252887
>Dobson hates mayo
Just when I thought he couldn't get anymore shitty
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He's how old? and still trying to seem like a hip deviantart college kid.
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>>89253198
>>89253202
>>89253205
Good to know he was wrong, i was earnestly surprised for a sec.

God damn how can so many people make a living being lazy and inept but i can't.
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>>89252887
>white person
>dislikes mayo
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>>89253264
Way to be a yuge bigot, anon.
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>>89253248
What he has doesn't count as a 'living'. A bike pump doesn't 'live'.
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>>89253021
I can second this I meet him at the 2012 and he is fucking shorter than 5'6. That or the height he is counting is when he lays down and his fat stretches him out.
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>>89252963
Possibly to obtain Streetpass stuff for certain games.
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>>89253243
I'm not even sure how that happens exactly. It would be like saying you dislike bread or sugar, it seems like a very base line complaint.
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>>89253200
Dobson leads a sad life
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>>89253289
>not liking ketchup
>not liking salt
etc.

Mayonnaise is an important ingredient for various foods. Without it, they just aren't as good.
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>>89252887
Whats up with the mermaid feet? Needs to put more perspective in the feet or separate them a bit.

>pic related in doing it right
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>>89253303
context? what's this about a dying animal?
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>>89252963
Finally, someone intellectual on this board.
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>>89253021
He most likely slouches as well.
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>>89253322
Dobson refuses to watch things if an animal dies in them, and won't finish Daredevil because he doesn't know if an animal dies in it or not
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>>89252887
What's our beef with this guy again? Tried to hide his inflation porn?
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>>89252887
>Likes
>Nintendo
>2-D
>Sleeping
>Eating

Jesus Christ. What kind of lazy fat sad sack of a manchild lists sleeping and eating has their likes?
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>>89252887
God damn Dobson, you can afford a fucking Ipad Pro! Dress like a fucking adult or at the very least buy new pants!
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>>89253337
if an animal dies in the show? or if an animal was killed during the course of filming?

also I don't remember any animals in Daredevil
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>>89253376
If an animal dies in the show. Dobson is a sensitive bastard.
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>>89252937
Go away Dobson
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>>89253371
the sad part. Those are in my top 5 faves.
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>>89253371
An extremely boring one. It's also quite telling that he didn't list drawing as one of his likes.
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>>89253373
But then he won't be #relatable

It's like those attention whores who wear ripped pants while texting on their iphones.
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>>89252963
Why wouldn't you
Why do you fear the opinons of random people so much
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>>89253404
That's beyond sensitive, that's metal problems that should be check out.
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someone edit the height to 5'3 where it should be
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>>89253371
when you get older you appreciate the simple things more.
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>>89253114
Also, balder.
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>no one mentioned inflation yet
See? We can have a civil Dobson thread while actually forgiving his past.
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>>89252887
Is the bear his Stand?
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>>89253333
The quads have spoken!
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>>89253371
>>Nintendo
>>2-D

well, at least he has some semblance of good taste
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>>89253517

Too bad he's such a jerk about it
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Why can't he just drop this act of his and just draw porn again and be happy what you do, without giving a shit what others think
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>doesn't like mayo

I don't either
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>>89253091
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>>89253538

It's okay I don't like Ketchup
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>>89252887
Every manlet in the world is 5'6". I swear no man has ever been shorter than that.
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>>89253264
You get that the white people-mayo thing was made up by blacks because they wanted something to make fun of whites with the way they're made fun of with fried chicken, watermelon, etc?
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>>89252887
>Dislikes Mayo
But it goes so well with French Fries
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>>89253559
Its only good in small quantities
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>>89253611
Even better with overcooked steak (the only way to eat it).
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>>89253580
i am a 5'6 manlet and i saw a dude at college with a full beard that may have been legit 5'1

being taller than another person is a weird feeling
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>>89253535
because he is a feminazi cuck
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>>89252963
I did it once when I first bought it and someone gave me monster hunter. I felt dirty when I got home and promptly never did it again.
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>>89253617

I could try it like that I guess
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>>89253631
My mouth is watering so hard.
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>>89252963
/v/ memed shit like that for ages and I still don't get. If you're a basement-dwelling neckbeard playing games on your phone in public instead of 3ds won't turn you into a pillar of the community and vice versa.
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>Dislikes:
>Negativity
>Bugs
>Depression
>Mayo
Aren't you forgetting something?
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>>89253672
It was mostly because of Quentin.
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>>89253674
>>Negativity
in other words, he dislikes being told the truth
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>>89253631
Sorry but its always medium is the best

>>89253651
Nobody is forcing you to like it, but its worth a shot
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>>89253203
don't let the school fuck with your opinion about my hometown though. Minneapolis is a great place to live.

>>89253188
that's not what I said, I said I didn't think the school itself was good for artists, I never said dobson was good.
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>>89252963

That's why I bring my Vita with me instead.
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don't pity a man who has no drive for his work /co/.

Dobson is a lazy shit, that is all.
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>>89253482
You just didn't read the thread, a lot of people asked where his pump was, and have already talked about his porn.
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fuck me i wish i was 5'6"
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>>89253200
>Responding the Donald Trump's tweets like he's actually reading it.

this is the saddest thing he does and it's not even just for Trump.

nearly half of his day is spent REEEEEEing at interns running Republican twitter accounts.
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>>89253822
I'll take you up on that offer, little manlet.
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>>89253822
hey, at least you're not dobson
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>>89253976
is this the guy with the cute chubby shibas?

I love them
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>>89253976
Is this the new sparkledog/doughnut steel?
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>>89253436
>metal problems

Put him in a metal hospital!
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>>89253976
cute style
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>>89254019
it's a meme from dA, so yeah
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>>89253976
I saw that on the front page of Furaffinity too!
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>>89253976
Don't do this!

Stop!
STOP!
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>>89253611
Anon those are acrylamides and empty calories we're talking
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>>89252963
>He doesn't bring his $200 portable game system with him out of the house
I thought Quentin left.
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>>89253611
Dude, vitel toné is the best mayo-beef combo ever created...It's like eating slices of God's Holy Cock
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>>89253976
I like his stuff
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>>89253021
Kek
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>>89253976
>hates summer

OOH BOY! WHAT A FUCKING DINGALING DONKEY
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>>89254337
I hate winters
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>>89253303
Is Dobson autistc?
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>>89253767
>thats a weird nintendo anon. Do you have pokemon?
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>>89253976
hates
>summer
>hot sauce
>fish
>parties
>sports
>bees (ie honey makers)

what a fucking loser
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>>89253308
what if I dont like ketchup but I love making my own tomato sauce with real tomatos, ketchup is just waay to sweet for me.
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>>89253699
>>89253651
>>89253617
>>89253559
>>89253538
Is this bizarro 4chan?
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>>89253976
Barf, awful
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>>89253371
Yeah jerking off is one of my favorite things to do but I don't tell people about it.

...Until now.
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To be honest I think its kind of hard to make one of this without making it super cringey and being honest at the same time.
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>>89253371
I actually like all of those things
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>>89252887
>>89253976
these are kind of like shitty baseball cards

post more I want a collection now
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>>89252972
What's the difference between cord and cable. Hint: cord =/= chord
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>>89253976
Suddenly son of dob seems like a bearable human being
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>>89253021
HOW CAN SOMEONE SO WIDE BE SO SHORT
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>>89254649
>hey anon do you have one shadman?
>I will give it to you if you give me two dobsons
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>>89253767
Vita means Life
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>>89254559
I jerk off more as a habit than anything else, every day one or two sessions. It even takes awhile to finish cause of the meds I'm on and me being a lazy outofshape asshole.
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>>89254801
It does.
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>>89254870
It has a calming stress relieving effect even though it does cause depression.
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>>89253407
>>89253449
>>89254607
Liking to eat and slip is a far cry from listing them as things you like.
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>>89254801

>Vita

Nah, "Vida" means life
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>>89255059
Remember this is the guy that made a comic about him wearing a fedora in art college and then at the end of class randomly standing up and screaming about
>WHO'S GOING TO "MCDONALDS NIGHT"!!!"
surrounded by people he didn't know.

He's fat, pathetic, an asshole and lacks both common sense in addition to basic social knowledge
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>>89252887
ALL
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>>89252963
>go to gf's house
>start inflating her
>bing bing wahoo! let's-a-go!
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>>89253976
Kimchi a cute
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>>89252887
The things that bother me about this are the lying about his height and the hair

Its always babysteps when it comes to drawing himself, even now when he draws himself as somewhat balding its notably less so than the reality of it.

And why do people feel the need to lie about their height? Like this or all the ridiculous efforts RDJ does with his platforms and standing on his tippy-toes during photoshoots.
I'm short as fuck, get mistaken for a teenager despite moving into my thirties, yet don't feel the need to front like that.

Listing eating and sleeping as two of your biggest likes is just pathetic, what did he even think when noting them down?
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>>89253354

https://youtu.be/rHjpDDqAuc0
He's a grade B lolcow who constantly makes a embarrasment of himself. Not quite the Chris-chan level but close. At least Chris has an excuse for being a failure because he's autistic. Dobson has no excuse for it.

His latest stunt was to be one of the numerous obnoxious beta male SJWs who were busy labeling everything problematic in hopes of getting laid from ugly dykes. I'm not really surprised that a lot of the old lolcows have turned into beta males as well, they seem to flock to Tumblr-crowd like fleas.
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Why bother putting Negativity and depression under dislikes.
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>>89255356
Probably some twisted personal logic where others somehow enjoy being depressed and awful and seek to target him and him alone for it.
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>>89255316
Someone made a fake twitter account that resembled one of the 'major' SJW ringleaders types right?
And Dobson fell over himself to prostrate before them on Twitter, both sucking up and rapidly apologizing whenever they acted like they were upset with him.

And of course speaking of Twitter there's the time he told Robin Williams depressed daughter to "Calm Thine Tits" with a She-Thor reaction image for expressing her grief.
Was it really because she once said something that could be seen as supportive of Gamergate and thus Dobson thought he could score SJW-points by kicking her when she was down with his 'wit'?
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>>89252887
>5'6

It all makes sense now
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>>89252887
Is that a mutherfucking JoJo reference? Also what does it means "Unironic t-shirt"?
>>89255121
In italian Vita=Life, Vida it's the same word but in spanish
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>>89253303
d-did franku's dog live?
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>>89252952
It's okay to be short if you're Asian.
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>>89253889
I dunno man at least he still draws stuff and he's short
I certainly can't say the same
>>89253860
pls
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>>89255408
>Calm Thine Tits
I second this question. What the hell is Dobsob's problem with Zelda Williams?
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is meet the artist a thing now?

I'm seeing a lot of artists I follow do it lately
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>>89253538
>>89253559
I don't like either. I love mustard though
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>>89255539
>Doesn't like lemons
They are history's greatest monster
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>>89255539
>a woman hates parking
what a surprise
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>>89255539
I would
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>>89255539
>those hands, elbow, knees, cheks

Why all the artist on tumblr always do this? Tumblr nose was a thing but this is hilarious
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>>89255580

It's supposed to be an exaggeration of human flushing.

I don't understand the shoulders though. Knees and elbows can have darker skin than the rest of the body, but shoulders?
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>>89255539
#2
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>>89255539
I wonder how does she look IRL
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>>89255580
It's a way to define the joint without having to put any work into adding new shapes or shading to a noodle limb.
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>>89255654
she's pretty attractive.

same with >>89255628


I like these artists a lot, they draw really cozy stuff, esp sarlis.
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>>89255498

>at least he still draws stuff.

Barely, he's lazy as fuck for an artist. Couple of people put together some money and bought a commission from him to test out how trustworthy an artist he is. Took him 4 fucking months and barely any communication at all for him to finish one single commission.

You can create 2-3 minutes of decent animation short as a commission in 4 months, just to reference what that amount of time really means when you're doing art for a living. This commission shouldve taken 1-3 days at most. Funny thing is Dobson started bitching afterwards that of course he would've been faster if he knew this was a test which they were going to make public but that just proved their point further, that he's fucking lazy and untrustworthy as a commission artist. He'll never have an actual career in the field just because how stubbornly lazy he is.
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Would you rather be Anthony Burch or Andrew Dobson
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>>89253737
As a recent transplant to the Twin Cities I'm inclined to agree.
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>>89252887
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>>89255801
I would rather shoot myself.
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>>89255801

Burch, because at least he's got enough money for me to buy a gun and kill myself after the transformation.
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>>89252887
>a clipboard
>not a sketch book
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>>89252887
That picture is inaccurate. Someone inflate that Peach, and add fifty some odd pounds of fat to ol' Dobby himself.
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>>89252963
I don't have one, but I don't see what's wrong with having something to entertain you while you commute. Being an adult doesn't mean being bored all the time.

And hell, if you're into video games and don't want to be a shut-in, why not play video games in the park on a nice sunny day?
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>>89252887
Draws himself taller and less fat than he really is, and no-one that gay has ever disliked mayo.

It's just a litany of fucking lies.
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>>89255539
>>89253923
>food in likes
Why do so many people do this.

No shit you like food, 90% of people like food.
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>>89252887
Okay shitposting aside, DiC Peach is kind of hot. That's one thing I can see Dobsons point on
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>>89256306
Especially fat people.
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>>89252952

must be one of them jungle asians. korean master race standing at 6 2 here you little manlet fagget
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>>89256353
I can confirm.
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>>89253151

>aeropastle shirt

did his mom see that shirt on sale in 2003?
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>>89253976
>hates Hot Sauce and fish
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>>89256343
What colour is Link's hair?

What colour are Sonic's arm?
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>>89253091
if dobson was a girl /co/ would have a massive boner for her
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I don't care untill shadman makes one.
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>>89256378
>Pictured, anon on the right
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>>89256573

Didnt work for Sarah Anderson tho
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>>89256592
Me in the middle
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>>89255729
>based Dobson
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>>89252900
You may mock the Manlet, but know when World War III starts it will be he that drives the tanks and planes that secure your future.
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>>89256662
Pretty sure it will be robits that drive the tanks
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Friendly reminder that if you are not fat and ugly their is no shame in playing a game in public, on any handheld
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>>89256635
she is pols waifu tho
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>>89256343
Literal guilty pleasure. Something about the one-piece and sneakers.
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>>89256378
>korean
>master anything other than starcraft

Heh
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>>89252887
I'm sorry but where's the artist?
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>>89256732

She sure is
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How does Dobson even make any money? His patreon last I checked was like $5 a month and he doesn't post on deviantart. I thought he would have given up by now.
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>>89252887
>>89253923
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>>89256816
She's like some cute little pixie-elf, her comic-self caricature doesn't even do her fey ethereal nature justice
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>>89253976
>hating bees
BEES?

jokes aside, bees are fucking great.
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>>89256378
>>89256592
To be fair, the South Korean dude is like in the top 1 percentile of their soldier's height.

Sorks intentionally select their tallest guys for border guard duty.
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>>89253976
>That hairstyle
whyyy....
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>>89256861
without bees we all die in less than a year
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>>89256899
To be fair, NK does the exact same thing, which just makes it worse.
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>>89255408
>>89255500
Yeah, you had it there.

Zelda is a big gamer (she takes after her dad). She didn't get wrapped up in the whole shitshow, but she did say she supported the whole ethics in game journalism thing.

Most people had the sense to leave her alone, because there would be no brownie points in harassing a girl whose beloved father had passed away.

"most people" didn't include Dobson. He's just really dumb. Really, really dumb. He didn't even take the shot immediately, he waited ages

Even worse was his "apology"
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>>89252995
At least he's being honest about the gross balding
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I'm gonna make my own Meet the Artist pic brb
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>>89256816
Her real self is more adorable than her cutesy cartoon self
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>>89255801
On one hand, Burch has money

On the other hand, Dobson could improve his life and social status in one swift move; apologising for his past behaviour and deleting his twitter account
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>>89252887
Someone make an I AM FAT FUCK edit
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>>89256816
I thought she'd be some ugly fat girl due to her avatar, but she's actually a qt
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>>89256964
>Even worse was his "apology"
post it. please. that sounds hillarious.
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>>89256964
Reminds me of that other guy on twitter, who draws the wordy 'philosophy' comics with the cyborg girl, that tried to insult a deceased comicbook writer by calling him a "mediocre white man"... when he was jewish.

Then he tried to handwave it after the obvious backlash by changing it to a different comicbook guy... who was also jewish.
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>>89255906
>why not play video games in the park on a nice sunny day?
Glare.
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>>89257046
Part 1, in which Dobson "apologises"

>>89257047
Aaron Diaz.

He's like Super Dobson, in that he actually makes a decent income and he has enough sense to see incoming backlash. Every time someone has thoroughly called him out for his shit he disappears until everyone has forgotten.
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forgot pic
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>>89253317
>Whats up with the mermaid feet?
Likely just easier and quicker (less work) to draw the legs and feet like that than muss around with spacing between legs and dealing with the hips and whatever else have you.
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Part 2, where Dobson apologises directly TO Zelda

Not because what he did was a douchebag thing but because people got offended
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>>89257137
Its just lazy, Dobson has been drawing for how long now?

Needs to put some effort into his work.
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>>89257043
The uglier the avatar, the better they look in real life.
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>>89252952
>tfw 5' 9" and filipino
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>>89257129
>>89257149
Dobson sure is a piece of shit. A very big piece.
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>>89255580
>adds color to body in a very easy way
>gives the person a doll-like, cutesy appearance
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>>89253580
>I swear no man has ever been shorter than that.
I'll have you know that I am 5'3" or 5'2"
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>>89257149
>some people didn't like that
Why the fuck did he think it was a good idea to include that line?
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>>89257211

if you're living in the P.I,it shouldnt be a prob bruh,or are you from Cali?
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>>89256662
t. manlet
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>>89252963
>I have to maintain a public image of maturity because I'm not
Either you throw away your handhelds or you enjoy them to the fullest. Faggot
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>>89257155

But his art is PERFECT! So why improve? And how?

That's what's actually on his mind.
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>>89252887
>dobson is a balding, furry manlet
wow, and I thought the art was the most pitiful thing about him
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>>89252887
>5'6
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>>89257287
So, how's that +2 CON -2 CHA modifier working out for you?
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>>89257318
P.S.

I cucked anon >>89257318
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>>89257317
Vancouver, actually
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>>89257438

Vancouver's like a chinese colony dude,Im sure 5'9 is average there
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>>89256816
>Not posting the unedited version
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>>89257710
You have my attention anon. Do go on.
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>>89257733
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>>89257780

wtf i hate sarah anderson now
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>>89257780
Mein Kampf is way thicker than that book tho. Seen that shit at Barnes & Noble its like 700+ pages.
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>>89255539
whore
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>>89256816
>she's actually hot

it's like when I found out that ronnie isn't a short socially awkward fat fuck irl.
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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>>89257830
who are you even talking to
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>>89257850
Ronnie is a handsome manly Adonis, who casually wraps his long powerful arms around friends when taking photos with them (no hover hand bullshit here!)
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>>89252887
This is the real version
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>>89257867
slut
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>>89257897
You forgot to put a less than symbol next to his height.
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>>89257822
It's the cliff notes version
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Dobson cant be 5'6 because I've met the guy and I'm 5'7 at most and I know hes shorter than that, shame hes that insecure because he was kind of a nice guy
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>>89253976
It pains me to have been born the same year as this thing.
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>>89257875
I know I saw the same picture you're talking about.
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>>89254698
>rarest pepes a shit
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>>89257951
>>89253021

we know
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>>89257951
Is 5'6 the 'generic' number insecure men give out?

I'm no doubt shorter than that, see alot of girls who are around my height. Though my first girlfriend was notably shorter than me.
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>>89257900
bitch
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>>89257983

Oh kek,I knew people were going to point it out but not that soon
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>>89253114
He looks like fat, small Jason Blaha.
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>>89258002
I just think it's funny when obviously short dudes still lie about a height that's still obviously short.

imo manlets should embrace their height. Can't do anything to change it so might as well just not be a bitch about it, like Dobson is.
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>>89257992
I used to think that 5'6 was the bare minimum to be acceptable but I learnt to just deal with it and just move on desu,I can see why Dobson does it tho
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>>89257822
maybe it's just short introduction to hitler's fighting style
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>>89253976
Can't hate someone who has the same pet as me.
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>>89258033
Or Robert Downey Jr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvnXHGfryKs
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>>89253264
>liking mayo
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>>89258034
my manlet friend is making it work with the girl in our friend group I've been interested in for the past couple months. (yes, I know I should have made a move).


She's an incredibly attractive blonde with a great bod, and isn't a braindead millennial. I'm happy for him. Don't let ya height bother you manletbro
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>>89252887
>clipboard with paper
Can he not afford a sketch book?
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>>89257129
> Fair enough
He really is Blaha.
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>>89257926
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>>89252963
Why does it matter on how you kill your time in public by playing a PORTABLE game system?
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>>89258170
he probably likes the solid backing
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>>89252963
Still here quentin?

How's that doctorate in philosophy treating you?
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>>89253511
Those eyebrows.
>I didn't need my sides anyway
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>>89257116

>He's like Super Dobson, in that he actually makes a decent income and he has enough sense to see incoming backlash. Every time someone has thoroughly called him out for his shit he disappears until everyone has forgotten.

He just has a big enough fanboys made of retards that he can barely make a living out of it. Still every bit of a douche as Dobson, and every bit as lazy.
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>>89257116
>He's like Super Dobson,
damn, you weren't lying!
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>>89253289
Mayo is nasty, though.
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>>89257850

>ronnie is not that fat

Holy shit my life is a lie
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>>89258383
Wrong Diaz, Anon
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>>89257395
wouldn't it be +2 EVA?
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>>89258413
it's true.

He makes fun of himself so much in his comic as this failure of a human specimen, when he just looks like a pretty average dude irl.
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>>89258485
woops thats a cosplay

but here's the actual ronnie with a qt, no hover hand

terrible picture quality though.
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>>89258485
Well... the Ronnie in the comic has always intentionally been an exaggeated caricature, and the life he leads is not meant to be like Ronnie's own.

ComicRonnie's roommate for instance isn't a real person.
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>>89258518
Where's the animated version
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>>89255729
that samus looks pretty good tho. I mean I don't really like his style of drawing, but for his work, this looks good.
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>>89255580
>Why all the artist on tumblr always do this? Tumblr nose was a thing but this is hilarious
[AUTHISTIC SCREECHING]
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>>89253021
>wife
That fact that he can get a wife gives me hope.
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>>89257288
He's like a child being forced to apologize.
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>>89256861
god damn bees are so based
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>>89258677
re read that post anon.

>my wife
not
>his wife

lol.
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>>89256816
Wow she's actually really good looking. She even manages to pull off short hair which a lot of women can't at all.

She was pretty graceful about the /pol/ edits too
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>>89258699
Dobbles actually does have a wife. She forbade him from talking about her when he white knights women.
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>>89256861
Bees are kind of adorable.
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>>89252887
>Power Chords
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>>89252887
>doesn't like bugs
>doesn't like mayo
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>>89258407
Your Mom is nasty
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>>89257897
so where's "lesbians", "working", and "trolls"?
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>>89258782
Why do they even have stingers if one hornet can kill a billion of them by itself
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>>89258797
See >>89258131
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>>89256816
That's a man, baby
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>>89258110
There's a reason he's Robert Downey Jr and not just Robert Downey
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>>89258875
Only a Reverse-Trap
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All white people diaperfag furries look the same
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>>89255605
pretty common too.

Also, suntans, freckles. Shoulders darker then rest is very common, for that reason as well.
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>>89258437
>tfw I look almost exactly like diaz

Should I try making shitty comics for massive patreon bucks?
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>>89253376
Punisher had that dog.
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>>89258738
No he doesn't. He had a girlfriend but she dumped him because he started bitching about Hanukkah.
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>>89253021
>tfw 6'0
Feels good.
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>>89258251
>he probably likes solid backing

Too bad he doesn't get it!
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>>89255877
hes on point with this actually.

1. sketchbooks often are not solid enough. hard backing is good. some sketchbooks come with hard backs. but, what kind of idiot buys a bindered sketchbook, that has to be replaced entirely, instead of one that just lets you add pages.. like a clipboard.
2. clips. clipping top and bottom of paper is normal for smart artists. A clipboard has one side already set. can also clamp pencils.
3. loose paper is cheaper and can be just added as needed.
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>>89258990
*5'11"

ftfy
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>>89253228
Hasn't he been drawing for more than 15 years? that's pretty mediocre for 15 years of practice
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>>89255729
>Ridley isn't even involved in the actual action, Ridley's just slapped transparently in the background

HA
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>>89259116
fred gallagher.png.jpg
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>>89257116
>He's like Super Dobson,

The funny thing is I'm pretty sure Dobson was the only person to defend Diaz when he got into deep shit the last two times.
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>3-DS
>Ipad
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>>89258642
I like the second and third update and even the initial coloring is alright but the final picture looks awful and I don't know why Dobson always does that.
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>>89258450
Depends. Do you consider yourself more of a dwarf or a midget?
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>>89252887
>likes sleeping

You can always trust that someone who lists something like that is a fucking mess.
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>>89253248
Yesterday I saw someone use both "tenant" and "tenement" in lieu of the word "tenet."

I had to sperg a bit over it.
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>>89258170
>start drawing on loose copy paper
>switch to a proper sketchbook with a medium tooth

I can't go back to that shit. It was great for starting out because it's cheap and plentiful but it's a chore to try to draw on it now.

And judging from that OP pic Dobby probably uses a plain HB pencil like he's still in grade school. I'm surprised he opted for the clipboard instead of Standard Ruled notebooks half-covered in math homework.
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>>89253767
Are there any good and noteworthy Vita exclusive game that's not weeb-shit
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>>89259295
i guess that makes sense, a pudgier manlet would likely have more CON, while a skinnier one would be on the EVA side. at least the -2 CHR is the same
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>>89253436
Perhaps it's metal fatigue.
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>>89252887

Is there anyone on the planet besides strong sad that dislikes sleeping and eating
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>>89259441
It would be nice if you didn't need to sleep, would get much more things done. I have alot of trouble actually getting to sleep.
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Okay which chucklefuck linked Dobson to the thread
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>>89258450
a dwarf in 3.5 dnd.
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>>89255539
>Chile
I live in here and I can tell you guys that that girls outfit is pretty normal around here, as well as her likings. Also I had no idea she existed. Looks kind of generic.
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>>89259484
Hmm?
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>>89252963
gee, annon. you seem to have hit a nerve
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>>89259483

I mean yeah. Whenever i try to go to bed early around 10pm I wake up at 2 and can't go back to sleep. I would like to not need sleep since trying to go to bed causes me so much anguish but the act of sleeping is pretty relaxing.

Asomonia aside I still like sleeping. I figure most people feel the same way.
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>>89256816
Gaaaaaaah! She's so adorable!
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>>89254801
>>Vita means Life
That's hilarious considering it's a dead console.
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>>89256816
>shaving your arms
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>>89258782
Bees are cute
but fuck those goddamn wasps and hornets they fucking stink!
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>>89259301

It always sounds ironic.
I love to whenever asked for such stupid likes/ikes not lists put things like "breathing" and "existing" in there.
But he means it serious, and that in turn means that he cannot think of other things he really likes which looks absolutely grumpy and I-really-don't-want-to-meet-this-person.
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>>89259441
I imagine that there are some workaholics that find sleeping to be an inconvenience. And I know a few pseudo-gourmands in my life that could list "eating" as a like and genuinely mean it, who treat it as a sincere passion and hobby. I also know some less tasteful people that don't give much of a fuck about eating and it's more like a regular bodily function that they don't put any thought or care into.

Though, Dobson's motivation for listing them strike me more like when I was a cheeky 13 year old listing those as my likes because I couldn't bother to think of enough interests to be proud of, so I slapped down some bullshit activities everybody does out of spite.
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Can Dobson be redpilled and take revenge on his normie average height friends?
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>>89256442
of course he'd hate fish, he's a faggot.
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>>89253490
The bear is the stand user
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>>89252952
>tfw 5' 11'' and asian
I may not be 6' master race but considering everyone in the previous generation is/was a midget I'm very thankful.
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>>89255729
is referencing a bad thing? It's like Dobson traced it
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>likes sleeping
I absolutely hate having to sleep. So much stuff I could get done if I didn't have to sleep
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>>89258943
Start a kickstarter to fund your comic book.

Never deliver.

Worked once already for Diaz and his fanboys are surely going to fall for the swindle a second time.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment and remind everyone that if Dobson was a girl, there would be several anons in this thread defending him and making excuses for him as hard as they possibly could.

The thought makes me laugh, because you know it's 100% true.
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>>89259912
Only if he was a cute girl.
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>>89259636
Wasps are alright.
They don't sting unless you piss them off.
Stay still and they leave.
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>>89255729

That shows though that Dobby actually CAN draw ifhe tries, the sketch looks really nice and the dynamic of the shattering parts in the second sketch is very well done.
So I guess we could say he is not really a bad sketcher but a bad (or more likely lazy) outliner and colorer, because the steps from sketch to inked drawing and coloring are all huge steps down and the result doesn't look even closely as good as the sketches were promising...
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>>89256816
If i saw her walking down the street I dont think i could stop myself from raping her right there desu
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>>89258782
>>89259636
Eusocial insects are monstrous in their every shape or form. Odonata or bust.
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>>89259976
/co/ is so desperate it will crusade for anything vaguely female.
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>>89259800
Using reference is never a bad thing. It's literally how art gets made. However it gets iffy if it's TOO similar to someone's existing art. If he traced the art directly and claimed it as his own, that's another thing
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>>89258915
did fuckin Shmorky do this?
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>>89260027
The right arm is a little flat, and he hides the left arm being a bit eh very well.
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>>89260243
Remind me that Link pic made by that guy who made ctrl+alt+del
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>>89260243
>Big Ben
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>>89255452
I doubt it, he wouldn't watch it past Danny's death and even if he did, he'd hate the show for all the animal deaths because that's how easily he's triggered.
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>>89259871
and yet you use your valuable freetime to post on 4chan
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>>89253976
>Hating based fish and bees
What the fuck?
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>>89256378
Jay is that you?
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>>89260479
Naylor?
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>>89253976
>Hates fish
WHICH FISH!? You just can't compare salmon to tilapia. or mackerel, or crappie.
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>>89253371
>liking 3DPD
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>>89252887
>Well worn
>not a single hole

>Clipboard
>Not sketchpad

>Apple products

>Chord

>Mickey Mouse Gloves

6/10 not entirely awful.
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>>89255474
IIRC he [spoilers]does
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>>89255801
Burch has success on the plate, at least.
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>>89253303
Eh, S2 failed miserably at juggling multiple plot lines. Should've been less of a Punisher pitch and more of, you know, being a Daredevil show.
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>clipboard with paper
I bet he uses printer paper. Why not just get a fucking sketchbook? Only in middle school I only drew on clipboards and printer paper.
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>>89258518
Aw, he's cute.
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>>89260788
We don't have to nondiscriminately diss things just because Dobson likes them. I like clipboards and paper because I'm not really fond of the roughness of sketchbook paper. I've gotten so used to using my Wacom over the years that any sort of roughness to my drawing surface makes it hard to be precise as I want.
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>>89253538
>>89253559
i have transcended above the need for Ketchup or Mayo
once you eat some fries with this you will never go back
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>>89256816
WTF so cute...the first times I saw her comic I thought to myself "I bet she stinks and is fat"
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>>89257897
Needs a few more mistakes. Adding "then" instead of "than" would have made it perfect.
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>>89258998

Are you such a poorfag that you can't afford to spend fifteen bucks on a new sketchbook every couple months?
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>>89260844
There is different types of paper. Plenty of different textures and weights. Computer paper is very shit if you are working on anything you plan to 'keep' because it degrades fast and yellows because it's pretty acidic. I was a lot happier switching to bristol board for commissions and things I at least intended to finish since it'd hold up longer and was less fragile. Also smooth as silk to draw on and you don't have that problem where you may accidentally bend/fold/rip the paper if you're a little too enthusiastic about erasing.

Hot press watercolor paper is also great but I prefer cold press. I don't really do traditional art anymore either but paper does make a huge difference. I don't remember what some other smooth sketchbook was called but I think it was either made by proart or strathmore so it wasn't very expensive either. In case you were interested.
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>>89256804
i lost lmfao! XD
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>>89261112
thats not the image I posted...
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>>89252972
Mayo is fucking disgusting, it is pure White People Food and White People don't actually have Food.
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>>89257461
As someone who went there for a month I can confirm, I never felt so tall and my friend who's 6'8" was a Titan.
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>>89253327
Most newfags won't get it.
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>>89252887
I have no idea what to do .
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>>89252963
I'm an adult with obligations and a full time job. I'll take any small chance to play video games.
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>>89260844

>not fond of the roughness of sketchbook paper
>Prefers printer paper

Son, stop picking up either cheap sketchbooks or watercolor sketchbooks and invest in some proper fucking paper for whatever medium it is you actually use,

Also don't blame your wacom for your lack of accuracy in traditional media, that shit has nothing to do with it. If anything you're probably more accurate in digital because you're using stabilizers as a crutch.
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>>89253308
Yes but most of those foods end in "salad" and are a fucking abomination start to finish.
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>>89260885
Is that Hormel chili?

I mean, not that that would be wrong, it's the chili of choice for chili fries, dogs or other fast food chili topped products.
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Why did he draw himself so skinny?
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>>89258131
>mayo
>white
fucking americans
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>And yet he has had a GF while I never have
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>>89253538
>>89253559
>>89255553
I actually enjoy most if not all condiments I've tried up to this point in time, I just prefer mustard for the very minor health benefits.
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>>89260002
>They don't sting unless you piss them off.

This poster is a wasp who wants to feed his clan the delicious flesh he will bite outta your fingers.

Never tarry around wasps.
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>>89260534
Yeah, DATS RACIST.
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>>89261730
no in literal translation its peanute saus
used comonly in the Netherlands for fries and Chinese outtake
its pretty fukin god tier mate
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>>89262243
Your hand looks like it needs some moisturiser, is it feeling chapped or dry?
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>>89258998

you can by a 120 sheet book for like 9-10 dollars
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How the hell do I git gud using condiments? I can never tell what would be good with what food, and I'm tired of my food being bland
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>>89257822
barnes and nobles sells mein kampf?
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>>89262318
In general, condiments have classes, same as food. Ketchup and mayo are low class condiments. You match them with low class foods like fries or burgers. In general, ketchup goes well with foods that are higher in salt content, to balance it out.

Burgers are a rare beast in that you can make a low class greaseburger or a high class steakburger with fucking guinness glaze or something awesome. If you're using super high quality meat and fresh veggies, you don't ruin it with fucking thousand island dressing, you put something GOOD on it like steak sauce, bbq sauce, something you'd expect from a high class establishment. But likewise you don't put caviar on a McShitwich.
>>
>negativity

Read: Criticism
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>>89262500
>If you're using super high quality meat and fresh veggies, you don't ruin it with fucking thousand island dressing, you put something GOOD on it like steak sauce, bbq sauce
If you're using high-quality meat, drowning out the flavour with condiments (especially sharp, overwhelming sauces like steak sauce) is probably the last thing you want to do.
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>>89260296
Yes. He was FORCED to become a diaperfur, don't you know.
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>>89261944
Lower your standards, that's how Dobson got his fat gf and he still blew it with his rancid personality.
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>>89262614
I guess he is at least aware he should be ashamed of being a diaperfag.
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>>89252887

Not to be found in the murse, his dignity.

Look I get it, Indiana Jones had a satchel.

But you're not Indiana Jones.
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>>89262596
That's why you use subtler flavors. Lower class condiments have REALLY strong flavors because they're there to make your shitty cardboard food taste like something that isn't slowly killing you.

By super high quality i mean like the best your local deli has to offer. Not like stuff you'd pay $50+ for. That kind of actual elite super rich class meat is actually sometimes served on a bun with nothing else.

But the reality of it is, beef is kiiiinda shit. Even the best beef really doesn't taste that great on its own.
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>>89259786
Source?
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>>89260027

Point of Dobson has always been that he actually COULD be a decent artist, but its his own laziness and stubborness getting in the way, thats why so many people find him frustrating in the first place. He refuses to change or be better.

It took him 4 months to do that art piece. By then he should've done a fucking cathedral roof painting if he was working every single day.
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>>89262817
What about Eric Schwartz then?
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>>89256684

There's no shame because nobody fucking cares. If some guy is just quietly playing a game in some corner with his headphones on no ones going to pay him any mind till he starts drawing attention to himself
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>>89259239
and?
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>>89258959
It doesn't die though
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>>89261786
He has never drawn himself even remotely accurately.
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>>89252887
>Aged noticeable
>5'6 is barely average for women

That poor soul
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Browsing this thread made me realize I don't find any joy in laughing about Dobson.
I don't even know why. He deserves all the ridicule he gets, yet I feel... bored.
It just feels so tedious and not worth the time at all. All the jokes culminating in inflation and carnival masks have gotten old the instant they were made. Does Evil Tom Preston still live?
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>>89252963
side note- this kind of shit actually makes you look more approachable for you lonely autists out there
having fun makes you look approachable
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>inflation not under his likes
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>>89257129
>>89257149
tbf if i thought i did nothing wrong i wouldnt apologize at all
and neither would half this board
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>>89259786
>be 5'5" Asian
>still tower over mother, aunts, and uncles
Feels weird man
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>>89262861
Schwartz is a wasted talent as well (and a bigger one than Dobby) but he's harder to hate because he hasn't turned his failures into resentful cuntishness.
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Lots of internet artists - KC Green, Kate Beaton, and Katie Tiedrich being some examples, depict themselves as being fatter and uglier than they actually are. It shows good humor and humility.

Dobson can't do that. Why not? He had to make his self-insert a care bear before he could stop drawing himself thinner and with more hair.
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>>89258131
>got rekt by the jujitsu guy

This proves that mayo is good
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>>89259420
Persona 4 Go-
Oh, not weeb. No, not really.
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>>89252963
>Playing video games in general
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>>89259420
>that's not weeb-shit
>Hur dur I hate Japan

Look if you're going to intentionally be a cunt you can just go fuck yourself
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>>89263424
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>>89263735
who is this hag
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>>89257149
>I'm only apologizing because people called me a piece of shit
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>>89253602
>he actually thinks black people were so butthurt by watermelon jokes they wanted a comeback.
Nice thinking for a 6th grader.
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>>89252887
>iPad Pro
>Applel pencil
what a moron, in 3 year his patreon won't come close to paying for that
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is she dare i say /ourgal/?
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>>89252887
>Not using a travel notebook instead of a clipboard

Unclean
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>>89264079
>is she dare i say /ourgal/?
>cancer
yup
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>>89253114
He looks alright.
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>>89263981
You sound pretty triggered there, Kareem.
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>>89256343
It's not about whether she's hot or not for him, that's the thing. He's got this weird attachment to the old Nintendo cartoons.

If it's not autism I don't know what you'd call it.
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>>89259786
I'm a 6'6" puerto rican. Its fucking weird.
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>>89262290
Less. I get 100 page sketchbooks for $6. And that's Strathmore's 400 Series..
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>>89253141

Hey nice hi mpls anon I live in NE
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>>89256732
Nah, that'd be Emily Youcis
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>>89264079
>anxiety
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>>89255628
>Lights on during the day.
I'll give you that one, but green tea is vastly superior.
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>>89264825
Sweet lord, those are some very big thighs
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>>89253642
>someone gave me monster hunter. I felt dirty when I got home and promptly never did it again
lol, whats the problem bro? isn't getting free stuff good? i don't understand...
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>>89253976
>hates bees, fish, and hotsauce
MAXIMUM FAGGOT
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RIP Gallbladder
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>>89263653
You seem to have forgotten what board you're on.
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>no based Chochi in this thread yet

why?
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>>89264916
>16
Ah come on, this one at least is forgivable for being a shit, who wasn't a shitscribbling weeb back then?
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>>89265033
>furry bourgeoisie

What the fuck does that even mean? A rich furfag?
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>>89265033
>furry bourgeoisie

what?
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>>89265033
>furry bourgeosie

i,

what
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>>89265087
>>89265098
>>89265103
Maybe furfags who are a bit condescending towards him?
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>>89265041
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>>89265311
i dont think it can get worse
please tell me it doesnt get worse
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>>89264966
Huh, apparently you don't even need your gallbladder and it is regularly removed if it develops problems?
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>>89265033
>fat McCree
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>>89263134
>this kind of shit actually makes you look more approachable for you lonely autists out there

*but only to other lonely autists

This is why I don't use mine in public anymore
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>>89252887
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>>89252963
>playing a game on a phone while on a bus
completely alright
>playing a game on a handheld while on the bus
complete degenerate
>>
>>89265311
>my mom crossed out

i want to believe this is real but that last part is too on the nose
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>>89264916
>art style looks just like mine when I was that age

This gave me PTSD
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>>89255836
Thanks, this is a good reaction image for /u/
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>>89257190
>The prettier the avatar, the uglier they look in real life.
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>>89265502
This is "drawing faces on middle school textbooks" tier

0/10 you didn't even try
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>>89252887
>>89253923
>>89256852
>>89257897
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Until evidence is provided otherwise, I'm assuming this person has either a scat or vomit fetish.
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Is this the longest dobson thread we had?
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>>89257897
>didn't edit in more eyebrows
booo
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>>89265667
Nope, you must be new.
>>
>>89265639
>Jibanyan 3DS case
where can i buy
>>
>>89265502
>Nintendo switch
10/10 made me kek
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>>89265639
>A certain jerk
fuck you kevin stop showing evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit
>>
>>89265639
>hating broccoli, lettuce and spinach
I expected this person to be 13 until I looked at the age
>>
>all these 'meet the artist' pics
I kind of want to make one but without all the personal info BS
>>
>>89265639
>dislikes girly things
>likes memes
how is this person not 14?
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>>89261730
I know this was posted 2 hours ago, but you're wrong.
Wolf brand chili is he only chili worth it's salt.
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>>89265783
Do it the whole way man, fuck it. Talking shit about these profiles but their mostly fine artists and people.
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>>89265686

I am actually
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in general, these are pretty alright, i hear letting people get to know you draw in more followers
i wouldnt mind too much doing it myself if so

the ones itt however...
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>>89265850
welcome
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>>89265392

The gallbladder is just a conveniece, it is advantageous for the digestion of food but can be removed without many consequnces.
It is pretty much a little sack where a few ml of ypour bile can be store, if you now eat fatty food your digestive system gets the signal that something with lots of fat is coming so it can then be emptied just in time in a bigger amount to help with digesting this fat making the whole process more effective.
Wihout it the liver then simply empties a continuous sream of bile into the intestines whether you eat or not.
If you eat REALLY fatty food in a huge amount at once this can mean slight problems with undigested fat and fatty excrements, fat reaching your sphincter- and for holdiing back fat it was not made, so it slowly walks through...- but that is pretty much all that can happen.
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>>89265033
this gave me lou gherigs disease
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>>89253602

Fried chicken and watermelon is actually a Southern thing, always had been, black people, even those living in the North nowadays inherited a lot of Southern cultural baggage.

In the same may Mayo on fucking everything is a yankee thing, fucking yankees and your bland fucking palates.

But anyway, lots of decent people dislike mayo too, stopped clock right twice a day yadda yadda, Hitler was kind to animals and all that.
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>>89252952
Are you cute?
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>>89265855
I'm actually thinking of following the people in this tag. Just don't be this person
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>>89264966

>diet ginger ale
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>>89252887
>Dislikes: depression
Who doesn't?
>>
>>89255539
what the heck is dry shampoo?
>>
>>89265502
Whoever made this is either autistic or 12....
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>>89260072
yeah call me when dragonflys are capable of displacement
>>
>>89266026
>dubbed anime
I'm triggered
>>
>>89265769
Who the fuck dislikes lettuce anyway. Like I could maybe understand for broccoli and spinach (though those are awesome), but lettuce?
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>>89260125
This
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atleast he's upfront about it
>>
>>89266026

What's ISFP mean?
>>
>>89266236
personality type
https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types
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>>89265848
Ok here's mine
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>>89252887
The blue bear looks like a stand in this pic, his stand power probably is killing his enemies through inflation until they explode
>>
>>89266070

A powder which you pour some in your hands and then rub it into your hair or spray it from a can, it absorbs oils which make the typical unwashed look in your hair and therefore pseud-clean it. IN fact you have even more stuff in your hair then but it looks and feel cleaner.
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>>89266289
>5'8
why are you lying?
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>>89266289
>cosmic brownie
disgusting
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>>89266295
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>>89266377
you can tell this person's cute irl
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>>89265746
Alright, I laughed
>>
>5'6
That explain everything.
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>>89266377

>dislikes fuccbois

DIsgusting
>>
>>89266444
Yeah but his eyebrows go to 5'10".
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>>89266289
>picture of dobson
only good person in this thread
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>>89256635
>>89256732
>>89256816
>Sarah Anderson

I'm a dumbass so I thought we were talking about plebcomics until I saw pic
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>>89252887
>go to his twitter
>this was drawn today
WHAT? I thought it was years old. Looks kinda bad. Line quality is like back when he was drawing with a mouse
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>>89266188
>"dogs" is all blurry as if he erased something else and added that later
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Please validate my superficial quirks
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>>89264079
>I'm not liek other girls xD
>>
>>89259666
what's like like having autism?
>>
>>89260310
Don't you mean that goth girl?
>>
>>89266355
>tfw I stopped growing when I was 15
>I was the tallest girl in school for a long time
>now I'm just average
it hurts
>>89266516
husbando material
>>
>>89252963
>buying a portable game system when all you do is stay at home
What's the point? Why not play on a console or PC instead?
>>
>TFW Tom is the same height as me
>TFW I don't care about being a manlet because at the end of the day I'm still not Tom Preston
>>
Man, of all crossboard memes to actually let pass, why is manlette so common?

It's like /fit/ cucked everyone.
>>
>>89253308
I dislike mayo as a condiment but I'm fine with it as an ingredient most of the time. That being said, I'll occasionally enjoy some cranberry/mandarin mayo on a turkey sandwich but that's about it.
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>>89266788
11/10
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>>89266788Some body edit this and throw some items he's carrying around
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>>89266788
>his mom
don't fuck your mom anon, please
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>>89266788
>likes memes
>>
>>89266788
the peak has been achieved.
>>
>>89265368
>>89265552
>green n purple

lads i don't think it's real.
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>>89265311
thx doc
>>
>>89263894
It's fanart of the creator of Skadi
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>>89261290
I'm white and I hate mayo.
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>>89266377
>coloring
>fuccbois
??????
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>>89252887
why is he so fagget?
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>>89266788
>Mexicans
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>>89267622
Chespirito is actually an argie
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>>89263215
Yeah, but would you trash a grieving daughter because you thought it would win you brownie points with twitter feminists?

Cause I get some things are subjective but there's a point where you're deluding yourself if you think you're doing nothing wrong when you clearly are.
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>>89266788
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>>89265993
What are you trying to say about Hitler anon?
>>
>>89266026
ok, maybe ill give it a go later. hope i hope come off as such
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i did my own.
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WOAH FUCK TIME FOR A CHALLENGE

I'll bet you faggots my love and respect that you can't find a single good one of these meet the artist type character sheet things.

>protip: you can't
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>>89253976
>younger than me
>still draws better than me
kill me now
>>
>>89253976
>this is my shit

Did he shat a pumpkin out of his ass?
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