You are in Gotham and suddenly see this. What do?

Hide my ice-cream cone.

>>89250886
Take my willy out and start helicoptering it at him just to see how he reacts.

yell
>BATMAN FOREVER WOOO

>>89250886
Ask why he hasn't yet raped The Joker.

hide my chocolate milk

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>>89250886
This

>>89250918
You'd have to do something to deserve it.
He doesn't just hand out spankings all willy nilly.

>>89250886
Groan because it's likely some fursuit wanker running amok.

Take a photo

>>89250918
Hot

Cringe at how unoriginal and moronic the real life superhero community has gotten.

>>89250886
Prepare my ass.

>>89250886
Prepare for the greatest animated batman tv show that ever was.

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>>89250886

Mind my own fucking business.

>>89250886
Ask him if he is the night

pull out my chocolate milk

>>89250886
wave

>>89250886

I've wanted to say this for a long time: "Bruce...? Why are you dressed as Batman?"

Max Schreck said it in 'Returns' and it'sjust such a good line.

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>>89250886
Grab a lady with pretty hands, and open up about my childhood before claiming said hands, then make a clean getaway after maybe getting roughed up a bit

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>>89250886
snap a picture and tease batman about it