if Stewie and Roger are supposed to be so fucking homosexual

I think Rodger is just omnisexual, and also a perverse asshole who gets off on fucking with people.

No clue about Stewie, though. Bad writing I guess.

Because the writers are homophobes who only thinks of gay people as fey and obnoxious and doesn't think they're legitimate.

Notice how their queerness only comes up as a setup or punchline to a joke.

(Also Roger's canon pansexual)

>>89248953
Roger's genitals don't align with human genitals.

>>89248953
Roger made out with Snot for half an episode

I thought Roger crushes on guys all the time. Remember that one Chinese midget?

>>89249016
Roger's compatibility with humans has never been concrete.

But usually he's on the receiving end of anal so it hardly matters.

>>89249016

He uses a strapon.

>>89248953
Roger fucked Stan though

>>89248953
Because them being gay is just a punchline and the writers are afraid that making it an actual part of their characters will scare and confuse the people in Alabama

>>89249046
Que-Lo is laotian.

the joke is that they act gay while not being gay. laughing at them being gay wouldn't work if they were actually just gay.

>>89249344
this

stupid faggots need to know their place

>>89248953
Because you can be gay and not fit a bunch of normie stereotypes.

>>89249344
They don't have to be gay, they can be bi
>>89249381
"normie stereotypes" isn't literal definitions of being a turd burglar

>>89249126
Roger was literally inside Stan.

>>89248953
>Roger
>Not having crushes on boys
Roger will literally fuck anything anon. In one episode he hired an all-boys water polo team to wait his bar and made them wear their speedos.
In another Jeff mentions that Roger seems to have a crush on him and makes him uncomfortable.
He has gone on 5 dates with Steve while disguised as a girl.

Because laughing at gay people is fine but actually seeing a gay relationship form is icky.

>>89248953
I always jotted down Roger's sexuality to more of an attraction to humans rather than gender

Stewie's is just stupid. I can't take it serisoiot because he's still a fucking baby

>>89248953
Roger's had crushes on boys several times, though.

Ricky Martin, Snot, Criss Angel, Stan, Steve, the Arab Interior Designer.

What are you even talking about?

>>89248953
>Forgetting when Stewie tried to get Brian's son to fuck him
>Forgetting when Roger gave Steve a naked massage around candlelight, or how the evil Emperor of his people lost his belief in love after Roger cheated on him with another guy

>>89249126
Stan fucked him back

>>89248953
Have you actually seen American Dad?
Roger wants to fuck guys all the time. And he's never been shown to be exclusively into guys, he wants to fuck everything.

>>89248953
Heteronormativity

>>89251079
>>89249910
Stewie won't go through with it, but he'll have a whole song about loving Susie Swanson or Janet, or get jealous over his babysitter because she has a boyfriend

>>89249371
>stupid faggots need to know their place
Can you say that while stepping on my crotch.