Pro-tip: you can't
>tall
>refined Anglo facial aesthetics
>rich, dark hair and eyes
>tall
>sweet
>helpful
>caring
>hard-working
>loves animals
>probably well-endowed since he dresses like a banana
>tall
You have shit taste OP
>>89247156
Gee Bill, two guns?
>>89247113
If he's so rich then why can't he hire somebody to watch his goddamn monkey?
>>89247263
Because he has good parenting skills and doesn't want to stifle George's curiosity. Also, because he's a man's man and prefers to deal things himself rather than paying others to do them. He fixes the car, he fixes the house, he knows how to make almost anything practical.
>>89247303
>implying he doesn't purposely let George escape while paying actors to interact with him
>>89247113
I can't, OP. He's too perfect.
>>89247156
>56
I'll be watching you, Mr. Not!Skull
>>89247263
Because women see how good he raises George and know he's good father material as well as being a good potential husband.
Besides, what woman could resist a good man with a good (although curious) monkey?
>>89247336
Why would he need to do that? He's usually quite happy to do things on his own. Sure, he's social too, a good friend of Dr. Wiseman for example, but that doesn't seem to be a defining trait.
>>89247376
Excellent taste.
Dan.
You lose, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCXQ1PxzTkQ
>>89247401
Don't talk about skrulls. you will get banned because mods will ban anyone who talks about skrulls (which are comic related) but not fle name threads because reasons : ^)
bump because we need to know who is the best husbando
>>89247798
It looks like it's been settled already
>>89247433
Bwahahahahahahauaha.... you're kidding! You're kidding, right?
>>89247433
what part of TALL you didnt understood? however OP still loses he is not black man.