How would YOU write an essay on what not to do at a stoplight?

>>89231111
Ask /lit/

>>89231111
Ask /n/

>>89231111
Ask /o/

>>89231111
Ask lit... wait, no.

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>>89231111

I'd start off on topic then about 3 paragraphs later talk about how I'm losing my sanity and go into some deep dark shit and talk about lewd sexual acts from my pow.

It's how I got through my English high school classes.

I was then sent to the school counselor because they thought I'd be one of those quite kids who finally snapped.

Bullshit it, use a slightly larger font, and double space line breaks to reach the page limit.

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>bullshit some thesis statement
>write x1 paragraph with useful information
>re-write it again so I could read it in Mojo Jojo's voice
>double space the lines
>conclusion
Done.

>>89231111
With Libre Office Writer, because fuck proprietary software.

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>>89233536
>800 words

>>89231111
>You shouldn't have sex with your girlfriend
>Write 800 words graphically describing how you're [not] going to have sex with her.

don't fuck the stoplight