Kelly does it again!

>>89212387

I love the 'crying from happiness' faces this guy draws.

>>89212387
Thank god, Michelle Obama's cruel, demented plot to keep people trapped on this mortal coil has been foiled!

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The taste of freedom

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>>89212387
Shit post mate

>>89213828
>not knowing Kelly is satire

stay casual

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>Trying to act like the country's going to get unhealthy when reports show that over a billion dollars in EBT money was spent on junk food

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>>89212387
>People actually wanted to live in a "Healthy" world

So what was Michelle trying to do? Besides nagging the whole country to BE BETTURRR

>>89217776
be a role model for her daughters

her drinking partying pot smoking chadfucking daughters malia and sasha

one's 20 one's 18 they're already bush daughter levels

>>89217776

Isn't that what first ladies are supposed to do?

>>89217869
do you have a single fact to back that up

>>89217869
if by 20 and 18 you mean 18 and 16

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>>89217776
Make school lunches even more terrible than they were.
Kids shouldn't be put on lady-diet food restrictions yet that's what she did.

>>89217950
>playing beer pong as most college students do
>Bush daughter levels

>>89212387
passive agressive much?
i guess hillary regrets buying the onion now that she lost

>>89212387
/r/ drawing of gasoline can and soda bottle docking their spout and straw.

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>>89217983
i used to hang with them in st thomas so take what i say as you wish

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>>89217993
this is a follow-up comic, actually

>>89217950
woah she's drinking bud light


what a fucking trainwreck

>>89217983
>hasn't paid attention to this specific bit of news
>has it pointed out to him
>has to talk shit rather than just accept he didn't know a thing
Why double down

>>89217983
come on look at her face
she is completely fucked up
she isnt even legal age to drink yet

>>89218045
wait do you mean to say

college students

underage drink?!

this has SHATTERED my worldview, I am utterly DEVASTATED that the youth of America has become so corrupt!!!!!

>>89218017
does it change anything?

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>>89218045
are you serious man.

>>89218040
>college student drinks
>news

>>89218079
>this has SHATTERED my sphincter
fixd

>>89212387
>>89218017
>Michelle Obama is white
fucking kek

>>89218104
It's just typical alt-right/ /pol/ purity testing

Just ignore it.

>>89218108
>quadrupling down
I admire your dedication

>>89218079
>>89218108
>Obamas aren't even out of the White House yet and they're already on /co/ defending their bad parenting.

>>89218168
so what you're saying is you didn't go to college

>>89218079
>moving the goal post
obamas daughters are some ugly cunts and they are out there getting fucked up with dads money doing who knows how much ilegal shit wich is a far reach from the obamas daughter got a summer job propaganda wegot from the media
personally i dont give a fuck about them, their dad got a nobel peace price after getting the world record on most drone strikes but they wanted us to belive those people were the cosby family

>>89218183
Michelle, please at least try to make your post relevant to what I said.

>>89218183
Notice you never heard any "Chelsea Clinton behaving badly stories"
On account of her being a total straight edge dork.

>>89218204
college students drinking underage isn't bad parenting, it's just college

>>89218198
You're the one who sounds like she's eaten a whole fuckload of Alex Jones propaganda.

>>89218248
Barack please, you're no longer the president, you don't have to defend your daughters' outrageous behavior anymore. Just let it go, man.

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>>89218183
>>89218248
>>89218255
What are you even doing

>>89217950
>black girl getting a train run on her by white fratboys

But there's also one black fratboy in that picture so it isn't racist

>>89217869
>>89217776
>>89212387
to be perfectly honest, Michelle Obama's change to school lunches was probably the dumbest thing she ever did
she wanted to "make kids eat healthy" but hired someone who was a political friend to head a nutrition program
said political friend of the Obamas had about as much medical knowledge as a trucker knows about quantum physics
instead of actually making food more nutritious - like not encouraging kids to eat a processed hamburger every day, and instead encouraging stuff like a salad balanced by nutritious greens like legumes - all they did was reduce the number of calories in each meal to a ludicrous level
so, children got the same awful food - processed burgers, proceed cheese, processed chicken nuggets, etc. - at caloric levels unfit for regular children
it might have helped fatasses who relied on free school lunches, but that's it

>>89218147
>Obama claims there were no scandals during the 8 years in office
>his daughter is clearly underage drinking
>"haha it's not a scandal because the media refused to report about it XD"

kys

>>89218286
it's not outrageous in the slightest unless you're a hardcore Bible thumper

>>89218334
I'm just dicking around and messing with the guy who seemed to be getting actually angry.

>>89218334
it's not outrageous in the slightest if you're trash

>>89218016
>that fat drunk white girl on the right

What kind of parties are these?

>>89218334
See>>89218329

Then kys

Or maybe you were only 2 years old when the media was having a field day with the drunk underage Bush daughters?

>>89218329
well yeah. Besides it's what all kids do unless you're a loser. You're not a loser are you anon?

>>89218439
I'm an adult on a 4chan discussing politics in a thread about a satirical comic. Of course I'm a loser.

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>>89212387
>food that tastes good
>McDonald's

>>89218439
>not having had at least a dozen orgies by the time you graduate HS
>not mastering Hellraiser-esque kinks by age 20
>not having your sexual past include at least one fatality
Holy shit, look at this pathetic wallflower over here

>>89218386
college parties for the duff crowd

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>>89218420
>>89218329

>>89218255
except thats a fact
your hope fake prophetrenewed the patriot act and built a billion dollar center to spy on your facebook posts and porn history while bailing out bankers who where kicking people out of their homes and signing tons of debt
yuo are a moron
you vote for whoever they tell you to because you lack the brain power to sit and think why your candidate is getting backed by a man who overthrow goverments and starts wars all over the world
you are the prime exxample of why the education syste doesnt work, it produces stupid trash like you its a wonder you can whipe your own ass
i was lucky to be wealthy enough not to step into public education in my life but man you must come from the most ghetto corner of detroit you probably had more crack than propper meals growing up, someone should tie a broom to your back so at least we can say you did something prouctive while you wondered around being a stupid crackhead until you died

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>>89218529
>maybe if I call anon a nazi...

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>>89218334
im aa muslim and i think they should be stoned to death
she already is tho

>>89218529
>the Obama family claims that they were the first scandal-free first family in a generation
>photo proof of his daughters getting underage drunk and smoking weed
>"T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT YOU NAZI!"

It's funny how we ALMOST live in a kind of free market orwellianism. Without the internet I really would believe that obongo was scandal-free.

>>89218016
you can't say that and leave us on the blank.

>>89218386
the only kind of party americans are good at

>>89218517
Most folks would prefer the hamburgers and fries that you can buy at McDonald's to the ones they can make themselves, exceptions being those that own a deep fryer or have expert knowledge of meat handling.

>>89217950
i wonder when is she getting her first abortion
i mean she is the daughter of an ex president but she is still a black girl

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>>89218574
You okay, bro?

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>>89218620
Clearly taking issue with these young ladies having promiscuous alcohol-fueled encounters with strangers must mean anon is a jew-burning jack-booting nazi. There's just no other explanation.

>>89218168
>bad parenting

most civilized countries don't pay much attention if you kid fancies a beer at 17

>>89218672
Anyone with even a basic knowledge of cooking can make burgers and fries that are infinitely better than the garbage sold at McDonalds and most other cheap fast food places.

We're just too fat and lazy to get up and do it.

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>>89218706
>mixing alcohol and children
Inb4 you try to claim 17 year olds aren't children and out yourself

>>89218728
Define cheap fast food

Wendy's is getting pretty expensive these days

>>89218706
And that's why the united cuckdom has a problem with alcoholism.

>>89218687
just fuck off and die
i have been waiting so long for you wihnny fucks to fall off of the public eye
i cant wait until you get the blame for losing the election, we went through bernie, russia, white women, facebook posts and now we are getting closer
for the next 8 years you will find out whats it like to be the least important people on earth

>>89218706
Can you really call them civilized countries, then? I mean, are we talking about European countries that are being overwhelmed by Muslims or Central/South American countries who are run by drug lords?

Surely you can't mean Asians, as they are as far from civilized as you can get without going to Africa or the Middle East.

So... that leaves Canada, I suppose.

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>law is X
>daughter of the head of the Executive Branch of the United States of America breaks law
>"what's the problem?"

But Trump not releasing his tax returns, calling women hot, and using legal loopholes to get massive returns on cash is media-worthy, right?

>>89218728
I've never experienced such a thing in all the cookouts I've been to.

>>89218786
I actually couldn't understand what you were saying in your post, I was just asking if you were okay. No need to be so aggressive, bro.

I voted for Trump, for what it's worth.

>>89218574
Ty for proving my point famalam
here's your complimentary (you)

THOSE SHIT!

>>89218845
OUR FUCKERS

>>89218329
to be fair look at her mom
she can probably outdrink me and beat two guys in a fight
she has arms like a fucking sailor
i bet that girl can open a beer with her teeth and down an entire bottle of tequila and still swing her way home from tree to tree without causing any accidents

>>89218794
Bias. Ignoring the flaws of someone you like but magnifying those of someone you don't.

>>89218751
>17 year olds are children
>americans

>>89218773
they are anglos mate. living there causes alcoholism by itself.

and if you want people who don't give an actual fuck about underage drinking, check up the french and the italians, not the brits.

>>89218792
canada is USA in denial.

SA is not run by drug lords, that's just brazilians being brazilians.

Furthermore, the world is a tad more developed than you think it is.

>>89218794
what if I told the law is a retarded leftover from moralist extremists?

>>89218907

She's Popeye?

>>89218945
>what if I told the law is a retarded leftover from moralist extremists?
What if I told you that law was constantly evolving in the United States, with numerous court cases changing the very fabric of American society, and that only the most pertinent laws could actually get passed because of how difficult it is to alter the States' legal code?

>>89218834
are you mad he didnt get to kill more people?
did you want putin dead too because he didnt follow merkels oreders?
im sorry we had to stop you bud, you will have to find other ways to deal with all that anger
why dont you have a good cry, its been almost 3 weeks

Wow, is this guy's serious?

>>89217950
Maybe if Barack was muslim like his half-brother, his daughters wouldn't of turned out that way.

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>>89218907
>i bet that girl can open a beer with her teeth
I bet she could bite the neck off a glass bottle
>and still swing her way home from tree to tree without causing any accidents

>>89218945
>17 year olds aren't children
Have you ever met one who struck you as an adult capable of making their own way in the world? Other than your current classmates, that is, we all know you guys are mature for your ages.

>>89218794
>The media focuses less on people related to the president than the president

You cracked the code anon, way to go!

>>89219006

Dude, he draws these for The Onion.

>>89219046
>the media didn't try to figure out why the Kennedy's gave their bipolar daughter a lobotomy
>the media didn't feverishly narrate the lives of the Bush girls
I wonder when you turned eighteen and had to become interested in politics.

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>>89219046
That's the funny thing about being over 18, you remember things that happened longer ago than yesterday.

>>89219032
>Have you ever met one who struck you as an adult capable of making their own way in the world?
I've seen some mature conservative teens.
Looking at the temper tantrum a lot of adult liberals have been throwing for the past two months, seems like they're the ones who never actually grow up. Conservatives grumble a lot, buy a lot of guns, and obstruct like hell when they don't get their way, but they don't throw anything like a Democratic tantrum.

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Reminder that this is a Kelly thread.

>>89218982
changing laws is not as easy as you think.

they are also not as hard as you think, depending on how big is the reactionary movement is ie: affirmative action and the public sex offender registry that has only gotten people killed and driven to suicide

>>89219032
>ave you ever met one who struck you as an adult capable of making their own way in the world?

Yes? You think teenagers come out all the same? You will have 25 years old idiots and 16 years old idiots, in the same way you will have decent people in those same ages.

In fact past early teenage years, retards generally don't stop being retarded. They just find themselves forced into jobs that restrict their retardation.

Generally by 17 people will have plans for a career or uni. I won't deny there's idiots that don't even bother to think further than the ass of the chick they fancy. But well, it's what it is. idiots abound.

>>89219192
you political ideology dictates how mature you are?

god forbid someone decides to be apolitical.

>Onion thread turns into /pol/ bullshit

Why

>>89219287
>political comic sparks political discussion
hmmm

>>89219287
all in the name of shitposting, anon

>>89219192
The smartest young people I've known were smart enough to know they had a lot to learn, and didn't wave off the advice of elders with an "I know what I'm doing!" attitude that's genuinely hard to avoid at that age. Definitely not the norm to my experience though, I mostly see literal children who's parents have already given up.

>>89219256
We're talking about being adult, not being a good person. A 17 year old can be a good person, but they're still only 17 and are therefore limited in maturity as they're still growing. Like I said above, the smartest kids I've met are the ones who pay attention and ask questions, not the ones eager to prove their maturity or worth.

>>89218672
If we were talking about 5 Guys or something I could see it but even a mediocre burger made at someone's house completely BTFO McDonald's sandwiches.

McDonald's fries are pretty good if you're lucky to get them when they're new and haven't been sitting in the warmer thing all day

>>89219340
>but they're still only 17 and are therefore limited in maturity as they're still growing

being a good person is a sign of maturity

so is thinking about your future and what you want in your life

if you have these two, you can certainly be considered an adult.

These are the two points I mentioned in the earlier post. Teenagers are still people and may present either of those traits, or both, or none.

>>89219324
>Kelly
>Political comic
Good one.

>>89219253
Post more Kelly good man

>>89219115
Looks like an ABSOLUTE MADMAN edit

>>89219464
>if you have these two, you can certainly be considered an adult.
I would disagree, while agreeing that it's the clear foundation to becoming a good adult...just not there yet at so young an age. Even prodigies can't simply will themselves into adulthood, it's a long process that never really stops. I don't think any 17 year old can be 'there' so to speak, but we both agree that plenty of older people aren't 'there' either, it seems.

>>89219613
>...just not there yet at so young an age

You are uncomfortable with the idea of young people being mature?

I guess it's a form of cultural bias. I sometimes feel like teenagers aren't permitted to grow up until they hit a number.

>>89219740
>>You are uncomfortable with the idea of young people being mature?
More that I don't trust the judgement of young people on average, even the best-meaning bright young individuals often have gaping blind-spots that can only be filled in through experiences gained over more time than the few pubescent years they're familiar with.
I take your point on the number thing though, it is often arbitrary on an individual-to-individual basis, like you don't suddenly become capable of making sound sexual choices when your 18th birthday rolls around yet that's the law here, mostly.