Why isn't Time Squad fixing our timeline?

>>89209743
They did, the events that happened now we're just the better option

>>89209743
Because in reality our timeline functions properly.

If CN produced shows that were better then Teen Titans GO and even more successful than it, then the Time Squad would intervene because it would disrupt the timeline.

I think in their timeline CN either fell or became better.

They ain't talking that's for sure.

>>89209821
Why is CN becoming better bad

>>89209800
This, maybe they had to choose between Teen Titans Go being made and Australia getting nuked

>>89209920
Don't ask me.

I don't have access to this information.

TOP SECRET CLEARANCE REQUIRED.

And sadly I'm not permitted to it.

>>89209955
Guess we got the bad ending.

>>89209955
...fuck, that's a really tough call.

>>89209955
I mean I like TTG, but nuking Australia would be 10/10

>>89209743
Who the fuck are those two guys?

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>>89209955
Fuck'em

>>89209743

>thinly-veiled liberal whining thread?

>>89210063
Don't be that way, Anon! It's vaguely worded enough to be any kind of whining thread you want!

>>89210056
Would anyone really miss them? If our grandchildren asked what Australia was we could just show them Crocodile Dundee.

>>89210056

I have to say the colonies were extremely well built if that's all the damage it took on reentry. You'd think that thing would break apart and rain death and destruction on all of Australia but it held completely together and just got a bit singed on the way down.

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>>89210308
Other versions of this scene show that the reflection panels snapped off, but you're right, the main body holds up remarkably well

We're in the pre-Otto timeline. Just wait for the pilot to play out, we'll be fine.

>>89210247
>The Crocodile Dundee series is hailed as culturally significant, gets put into a museum
>Paul Hogan becomes the sage of the Aussie Diaspora
>Yahoo Serious is forced to wander the earth, cast out from the only nation that would tolerate him.
We have to go back.

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>>89209920
You want the truth?

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>>89210462
I feel I'm entitled

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>>89210531
You want ANSWERS?

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>>89210581
I WANT THE TRUTH

>>89209743
>>89209800
>implying we live in the best universe

>>89210637
I don't think that was implied at all.

It was rather explicit.

Was Time Squad specifically about the "best" timelines? I thought it was just the "right" timelines. That is to say, history is supposed to go a certain way, good or bad.

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>>89210625

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. We live in a world that has walls. And those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Jim Samples and you curse American Animation. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb freakout SAVED LIVES. My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you SAVED LIVES.

>>89209743
The episode where they convinced Hitler to quit being an artist and gas the jews was pretty dark.

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>>89210809
You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about on the Cartoon Brew, you WANT me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall. Without me, this would be a wasteland of infomercials and talk shows. We use words like “plot”, “jokes”, “animation”. We use these words as the backbone of a life defending something. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

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>>89210925
Did you order the production of TTG!?

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>>89210976
I did the JOB that I swore to.

>>89210785
das it mane

>>89210870
Not as dark as the episode where they browbeat Pol Pot into starting the Khmer Rouge. All he wanted to do was start a community garden with Son Sen!

>>89209955

H'OKAI

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>>89211184
Answer the question. Did you order the production of Teen Titans Go?

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>>89211184
DID YOU ORDER THE PRODUCTION OF TTG?

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>>89211348
YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID.

You know what happens in the other timelines? Three hour blocks of Annoying Orange and Johnny Test, and it only goes downhill from there.

>>89209743
They already did, Trump is president.

>>89210637
Of course not, we still can't get loli cyborg bodies

Just remember, the Devil you know is better than the Devil who gives you 2 Monkeys in the Paw and a hand in the bush

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I'm still convinced we're in some wacky-ass cyberpunk timeline. You can't deny the signs. It's only a matter of time now till I get my eye implants. Any day now, guys...

>>89211892
You wish

>>89211892
>Cyberpunk
>Not vaporwave

I just want comfy 90s aesthetics

>>89209955
We are in the worst timeline after all.

>>89211892
>tfw I tried explaining an article I read that said exactly this to my parents, and my mum didn't understand cyberpunk at all
How the hell do you explain cyberpunk to a middle-aged woman who's never seen Blade Runner because she thinks it looks a bit weird?

>>89210637
fuck off voltaire

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>>89209955
Nuke that shit, we don't want the roos spreading to the mainland.

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>>89209743
Because we already live in the best timeline

>>89209920
>CN gets better.
>Kid stays home that day to watch good cartoons.
>A friend he would be hanging out with if CN still sucked gets mugged.
>This event begins a chain of events that result in his friend becoming the single most destructive leader in all of history.

That's just a really basic example, CN becoming better when it's not supposed to is the butterfly effect being applied to millions of people over several hours every day. It sounds odd but that would actually severely altar the course of history.

>>89210785
Were there any episodes where they had to make things objectively worse because that is "right"?

>>89214733
Don't think so, also did they do anything that wasn't American history?

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>>89209743
They're busy fucking.

>>89212330
This too. I could live with an A E S T H E T I C retro-future.
>>89213172
Just use the genre's tagline. High-Tech, Low-Life.

>>89214802
There was a Mozart episode. I think they did Shakespeare and Da Vinci too.

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>>89209955
>Australia getting nuked

i think the world could do without an entire country shitposting to keep up with a stereotype

>>89214733
Gengis Khan, kind of...

>>89209743
they did

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Archive of aberrant historical progression. OR IS IT?

>>89209743
Because Time Squad fucked up so badly that Time Squad now never existed in the first place.

>>89209743
They did, in timeline A we died in a nuclear holocaust because we fought a war with Russia.

BURGER

>>89210308
I think the opposite, it's a nice detail they don't give on impact, because of how enormous those things are. It's not a meteorite slamming into earth, just a space station hurtling at reentry speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DTvllz07GE

>>89213172
>How the hell do you explain cyberpunk
Some of the best marketing ever made.

>That episode where they limit the engine speed in JFK's vehicle to make sure he's assassinated

>>89214802
>>89215272
There was also that one episode where Ludwig van Beethoven was a pro wrestler, and another episode where Winston Churchill was a nudist.

>>89211190
That episode where they convinced the young Turks that all Armenian are a threat and opted to genocide them wholesale.

>>89209743
>Implying Time Squad weren't the real Russian hackers
Really makes you think.

>>89211442
Not yet. Two more days.