ITT: characters that you've never seen in the same room

Why would a cool cat like Spider-Man be caught within 20 feet of that square Peter Parker?

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>>89164482

>Carnage
>The Thing (From the John Carpenter movie, not Ben Grimm)
>Alex Mercer/The Mercer virus
I'm pretty sure they're all the same.

It's pretty strange that Batman didn't save Bruce Wayne's parents...

>>89165294
>why didn't batman save these two random assholes from twenty years before he started his career
you're right. I bet HE did it

Clark Kent and Superman.

They even seem to have the same barber. And they both hang around Lois Lane too...

>>89166845
>Hey, what if they're the same guy?
>No, that doesn't make any sense, one of them wears glasses and one of them doesn't.
>Yeah, you're right, that was a dumb idea.

>>89165378
>two random assholes
I'm pretty sure everyone knew the name Wayne in Gotham back then, and now days Bruce brings up his dead parents any time you put a mic in front of him, of course people will know who Martha and John Wayne were.

>>89164860
The fucking sperg takes pictures of him for a living. Like, really good ones from impossible vantage points. Pete's obviously some kind of closet spider-fanatic or something.

Nick Fury and Nick Fury. Are you telling me that these two are not the same person?

>>89164906
when I see thin-Kaine I read his voice like in 2099 Shattered Dimensions

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>>89166920
>John Wayne

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>>89167285
Yeah, Jon Wayne and Tom Kent

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>>89165294
I just found this from the BTAS Season 1 Episode 3: "Nothing Too Fear". Bruce's shadow looks like a bat. What did they mean by this?

>>89167321
I was laughing at the joke buddy

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>>89167336
That he had a bat surgically attached to his shadow.

>>89167386
it's reeeeeal hard to tell these days, but look at it this way, now you have a great reaction gif

>>89167404
Could Bruce Wayne be Manbat? I mean he did visit that zoologist to talk about a bat problem.

>>89167257
I not sure, looks pretty similar, but Superman is really bald

>>89164961
Carnage and thing = aliens or something
Thing and mercer/blacklight/Zeus = sentient cancer or something

Carnage and M/B/Z = they have tentacles?

Just look up Lovecraftian Superpower on tvtropes

me and my waifu

Could the Flash appear both in and out of costume if he kept moving between two points that were five feet away from each other?

>>89172283
I think he's done that before.

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>>89172283
Could the flash suck his own dick if he went fast enough?

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You never see him and the Kingpin at the same time...

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>>89172283
>>89172365
And he can do it while talking.

Just imagine. He would have to make sounds fractions of a second long, which when put together, form coherent words in a sentence.

And I guess while he's moving between his two standing positions, he has to take different paths to avoid forming afterimages anywhere else in the room.

Speedforce is some shit.

>>89172501
This is exactly what I wanted.

>>89164860
Yeah, what an egghead.

>>89172501
This dude is more broken than Batman.