Animation Domination General #1: Hour Long Simpshits Edition

>>89163401
>The Mick has been burning off episodes all month and another one will be dumped today.

airing a new episode a week is "burning off" episodes now? neck yourself

>>89163401
>-The Mick has been burning off episodes all month and another one will be dumped today.
I'd like to burn them with fire and then take a dump on them.

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First for Lisa's feet

>>89163401
Wait. This knockoff of a shitty movie gets an hour but the alien episode and especially the crossover only got a half hour. The fuck?

>>89163401
>it's a celeb moves next door episode

THE SIMPSONS ARE GOING TO SHILL EMPIRE!

>[muffled rod and todd shouting "yaaay!" in background]

Ouch. So The Mick was a bomb, I guess?

>>89164688
Actually, 8 million viewers in its pilot episode. Even FOX admitted this was "unexpected".

Isn't it a bit concerning that Empire has to resort to The fucking Simpsons to retain relevancy, when not even a year ago it was more relevant than The SImpsons had ever been for nearly a decade?

>>89164768
Empire has always been shit, there's no surprise here.

>football goes into overtime the one time The Simpsons has a one hour episode

JUST

>>89164810
It's okay, I just saw the episode.

It sucked.

>>89164845
Sounds like stock Simpletons to me, wonder how Boco will damage control it

>>89164750

Wow.

>stupid game is still running, seconds away from going into overtime

Son of a bitch.

wall I'm going to bed

>>89164871

If this episode is actually good it will be a happy accident. Because seriously, fuck Fox. Just let Empire die already.

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WOO PACKERS

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>>89164810
>NBA is concerned that the end of the 4th quarter takes a little too long because of time-outs, which are already limited in number.
>Basketball still rarely goes over its time slot
>NFL doesn't give a fuck
>Handegg regularly goes over time by half an hour, followed by a half hour post-game show that they won't cut when the game runs over
FUCKING
HANDEGG

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>>89163401
>No bobs burgers
>For an entire month

Fox wants this show fucking murdered. WE JUST GOT OFF AN ENTIRE MONTH OF NO NEW EPS C'MON

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...and now my local Fox station is putting up weather crawls for counties on the edge of its viewing area. At least they're running it over commercials.

>postgame show

yea I'm bailing

>>89165068
There was one last week, but you wouldn't know that because it was completely unadvertised and sent to get cucked in the 9:30/8:30 former live-action slot, nobody in the thread knew this and left after Family Guy like usual

>>89164958
last thread someone was talking about this time that they stupidly aired a tv movie when a football game was at its climax, and then just aired the score superimposed. apparently that was enough for the NFL to get a contract signed saying they would never get interrupted again and could run as long as they want

so basically it's yet another overreaction to a legitimate mistake that leads to something even worse

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HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

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>>89165091
That's why I said we just got off a break.

Now we're back on another fucking month long hiatus. I'm so mad I could fucking take a shit.

>>89165122
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Game

wait a minute
son of a-, i'm going to have to start watching a recording of a rerun on another channel that I want to watch that starts when family guy was SUPPOSED to end, during The Mick, and keep an eye on it being 11 minutes late..

why the damn hell don't they just skip commercials if it runs long? you want that money, ask the NFL for it. literally anything else in the world if it goes over its alotted time, it gets fined.

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Why even bother watching Fox's lineup if Adult Swim is going to show actually good shit on Sundays

>>89165208
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>89165122
Yes, the Heidi incident.

But now they have a fucking POST GAME SHOW that they usually run in full after the game, because they pay those geezers so much to yak about handegg.

...oh wait, did they just sign off from it?
[waiting through five minutes of commercials intensifying...]
Holy shit. Okay, now I'm setting my DVR to record 15 minutes extra on both shows.

So is SIMPSONZ RAP EPIC not even on yet?

I was kind of looking forward to this trainwreck but I doubt I'll watch it live.

>>89165208
what's it showin?

FAMILY GUY DID IT (LITERALLY) LAST MONTH

FAMILY GUY DID IT (LITERALLY) LAST MONTH

FAMILY GUY DID IT (LITERALLY) LAST MONTH

>>89165262
Brak Show, Spaceghost, Harvey Birdman, and Sealab 2021

I almost don't fucking believe it it's so good

it's on anti-handeggcucks

>>89165301
good stuff man
RIP croker

>Donate
accurate
why were flanders' eyes so .. wide?

Hey, don't mock The New Yorker.

>>89165301
When did this start?

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So are we going to get DJ Homer this episode?

>Patty and Selma don't chain smoke anymore
It's just not the same

Another Mr. Burns episode? God fuck off he is this season's Lisa

>>89165368
I guess tonight. I checked CN's schedule too. I guess Sunday's block is all Classic AS material

I'm really surprised nobody is talking about this. Pretty big fucking news

>It's a white party!

Aaaaaaaand heres where my interest drops.

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Mr. Burns speaks so quietly I can't hear shit captain

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>Monogram Monty
uh

that joke was funny

>>89165368
Started tonight.
It was announced a while back.

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jesus christ how did family guy do a much more respectful parody of this same book

>>89165208
what the fuck is this magic?

i just clicked the pic and then it switch to other pic

>>89165456
I wouldn't get so excited. [as] changes its schedule on a whim if shit flops, and this WILL flop, the line-up will be gone in weeks.

in b4 kevin michael richardson

So Smithers is getting NTRed?

>>89165456
These old shows weren't that funny IMO.

>>89163401
>Football player Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots moves into the house behind the Griffins and makes friends with the guys; Stewie takes up beekeeping and gives his bees steroids in order to produce more honey.
Is... is this two king of the hill episodes stapled together?

>>89165509

In after.

>>89165540
You're watching Family Guy and Zombie Simpsons. Nobody cares about your taste

>>89165481
the whip thing? i thought it was one of those 'funny but very not-simpsons' moments

huh this time machine show looks okay

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>a 1 hour simpsons episode

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AFFILIATE INTERRUPTED SIMPLETONS FOR WEATHER

AFFILIATE INTERRUPTED SIMPLETONS FOR WEATHER

AFFILIATE INTERRUPTED SIMPLETONS FOR WEATHER

I'm not getitng any of these rap culture references

>cognac flavored vodka

>>89165503
it's a neat trick that basically involves the pixels interpolating differently when reduced for the thumbnail

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How about that Packers game?

This kid reminds me of fucking Allen Gregory

Oh, shut up for once Lisa.

>richest dad rules
only if he's going to actually pay you for the special treatment.
also wow this kid's voice, why.
>>89165499
I'm not even noticing any similarities to the family guy story


oh okay he's buying everyone's icecream. nevermind, he's okay. lisa shut up

>buys everyone ice cream
>bad manners

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thanks for cutting the show that started more than ten minutes late for a severe weather update FOX

Literally haven't seen anything past the first commercial break.

....Holy shit I was right.
It's an hour long episode so that they an give Lisa her own 30 minutes.

Was that Keegan Michael Key? Wonder how hard the Trump curse will hit him.

>>89165723
Has Dr Hibbert's daughter ever gotten a name?

>>89165723

Because this is literally nothing but a 60-minute commercial for Empire.

No wonder I'm hating it.

>>89165710
i'm fucking tired of that. fuck the weather. most people watch cable anyway so it wont work on them, why should only people who watch tv and watch it local get warned?

>>89165723
Everyone in Simpsons is actually black.

Yellow represents black and brown is super-black.

mr burns black friend is a great idea

Why the fuck is Azaria doing his normal voice for a kid? It feels like he's been phoning it in for a decade now.

>>89165594
>>89165710
Damn. I've only had one mapless weather crawl over the show so far. I guess it could be worse for me.

>>89165750
I think once. what does that have to do with what I said?
>>89165763
wait are you one of those racefaggots that thinks only black people can be niggers?

HOLY SHIT

THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN WEATHER

I HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING FROM THIS SHITTY EMPIRE-SHILLING SHITFEST PAST THE NIGGER HUGGING MR. BURNS

AND ALL THIS AFTER FOOTBALL GOES INTO OVERTIME

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OKAY?

>>89165780
NEWSFLASH: The entire Simpsons cast is old as fuck

>>89165577
no the no one knows him/he's in his office joke

>Laudanum B

>>89165780
iirc his normal voice is closer to moe

>>89165777
Mt. Burns' black friend was Smithers until they whitewashed him.

Another funny joke!

OKAY

THE WEATHER'S OVER AND

FOR FUCK SAKES

THE SHOW'S BACK BUT IT'S ANOTHER GODDAMN COMMERCIAL BREAK

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M MAD

THE SHOW'S SHIT, THE EPISODE'S GONNA BE SHIT

I GUESS I'M JUST BAFFLED THAT FOX IS THIS FUCKING INCOMPETENT AS A NETWORK

so I'm more than a little confused now
according to family guy, gatsby is about people that go to a party and drive home in each others' cars and then someone gets run over and that's the story
this thing is half over and so far it's just about burns learning how to spend money. I don't get how this can be the same story

>>89165301
shit, supershit, mega shit, and complete garbage

>>89165803
that was mildly funny yeah
i assume that's something from gatsby
>>89165863
the football thing is a legit bitch but I think the weatherfags are just trying to protect you

>>89165899
Gatsby is actually about a black guy raping an old man. Not overtly but if you look at the subtext you'll see it.

Get fucking ready.

it's back...

the show's finally back.......

and I have NO FUCKING IDEA what's going on

>>89165863
That football game was really good though.

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>What happened to your privilege?
>I checked it!

>track suits and gaudy watches on some drunken middle aged men
what even is this

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>I checked it

Already past the 30 minute mark...and I feel like nothing is happening.

This is just like the movie, The Simpsons finally have more time to work with and they waste it on nonsense.

...oh good, now we're talking about privilege.

>privilege checking
I just want to remind you guys that you could be watching Harvey Birdman right now.

There better be some ass in this episode

>COMBING IS MURDER
it's weird that we're supposed to think lisa is wrong in this episode, and for once she's realizing their bullshit isnt worth it

>>89165987
id rather watch unfunny garbage based on a good movie over unfunny garbage based on shit cartoons

i'm confused. wouldnt selling even one of those things make him rich again?

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>another "burns goes broke" episode

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>Monty Burnt

>passion, ass son
This is lazy rhyming even for rap

inb4 Burns makes a diss track

>Homer narrating EVERYTHING we're seeing

Dead Homer Society is gonna hate this episode to shit

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Anybody want to play Family Guy Bingo with me?

>all of his buttons fell off his shirt
this gag went from fucking retarded back to funny again
then it just kept going. someone buy the writers a clock, their sense of timing is shot to hell
>>89166074
>you just mad cuz yo ass is old

This airpods commercial is superbowl tier.

>>89166096
WHERE'S THE HEAD TILTING?

>>89166095
he did explain early on that it's a lazy thing to do
>>89166096
>character describes gag - cutaway to gag exactly as described
remember a few years ago when simpsons got into this weird habit of doing, like, a verbal gag and then unneccessarily providing visual aid for it, but afterwards?

So this is what depression looks and sounds like in animated form. I should probably watch something else, but I can't look away!

>>89166144
>he did explain early on that it's a lazy thing to do

right so that's why even the regular zombie simpsons episodes do this too

>>89166139
whatchu talkin bout willis? cartoon people dont do that, real people do
cartoon folk dont have good necks and artists arent good at drawing faces tilted

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>>89166144
nedroid did it better.

This is a typical bland post-zombie nothing episode but the increased running time is rapidly making things worse. It's going from bland to irritating, like rubbing salt in a paper cut.

What was the last decent episode? The flashback Grand Canyon trip? The canon Halloween episode? Either of those episodes would have made a wonderful hour episode!

Weather cut me off again

Like why?

Why?

W H Y ?

Was once not enough? THEY HAD TO DO IT TWICE?

Just fucking do this during The Mick.

>Sign this release legally releasing the hounds

>>89166215
eh, the majority of episodes in the last 6 years have been .. .. alright. sort of.

>And I thought they smelled bad on the inside...

>>89166175
>>89166215
>zombie simpsons

Stop using this autistic No Homers-tier term. "Simpletons" is enough.

oh hey it's the simpsons' counterpart to family gore
completely blood-free things that should be literally covered in blood

BOBO

Oh hey, that was Bobo.

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>>89166258
They did this last week too.

The pig here is supposed to be attacked by the hounds and logically speaking it should be bleeding, torn, and ripped to shreds.

Instead it just looks kinda sad because uhhh Al still thinks this is a family show everybody watches?

Why is Homer helping Burns? It sounds like his new boss is much nicer.

>"there are no second acts in life"
>"but he didn't say anything about tv sho--"
>WEATHER

Matt Damon is..
a Chinaman!
Rated PG-13

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=simpsons%20interrupt&src=typd

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=simpsons%20interrupting&src=typd

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J U S T
U
S
T

>>89166139
There are some verbal jokes I wanted to add but had trouble describing. Like the way characters will enunciate a word weirdly as part of a joke. Like someone does something and Peter will tilt his head back and go "Neat" with emphasis on the T.

>>89166358
so everything will go back to the status quo by the end of the episode.

>>89166189
See if this was Family Guy at the end of the comic would be Beartato in the nest with the two pteradactyls feeding him and he says something like "This turned out better than I thought!"

>>89166229
I agree, my question should have been "what was the most recent good/great episode?" The two I mentioned were very enjoyable, much better than average. I feel like The Simpsons has improved somewhat over the last few years...barring the Lady-Programmers episode and the Lena Dunham episode.

>>89166251
I've only been to that site twice, don't really see the point of it but the term is universally recognized amongst fans. I was merely using a common descriptor.

Unrelated but...how many goddamn commercials does this episode have? A typical episode is around 22 minutes right? I wouldn't be surprised if this "hour special" didn't even achieve 44 minutes!

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>>89166139
Back on /a/ where it belongs.

>>89166398
You'd think at this point they'd stop caring about that.

okay the plans made me laugh

>>89166454

That and "I'm fighting with my scorpion guy".

back in normandy park, there was this little strip of ridiculous tiny stores like this, in between a completely ghetto area and a somehow even more unbelievably ghetto area.. the library was the demarcation point.

Is this a spoof of Empire? Also, what's Empire?

y'all biscuitheads

Okay, you get a point for having Snoop.

DUDE WEED LMAO

Cringe.

So much cringe.

i

I don't even know how to react to this

like is this almost as bad as Lady Gaga?

Did anyone else got 5 minutes of sweet dee's new show?

um... did fox switch writers with the CW this week?
also what does any of this have to do with great gatsby?
>>89166595
that guy that was involved in driveby shootings?

>>89166608
worse, at least shes sort of white

I hope the niece stays barefoot this episode

>Burns is a Cthulhu worshipper

>>89166587
Kurosawa's Ran if it starred an aged Jay Z.

Weather

again

for a third time

>>89166608
that episode at least made fun of itself and didnt include her music.. it was actually pretty good
>>89166610
what? no

>>89165723
wow, some janitor doesn't understand what that word means
listen to some chris rock sometime. maybe some redd foxx.

why did this need to be a one hour special

so.. was this better or worse than the 'bart gets into rap' episode?

>>89166672
That reminds me, I don't think there were any scenes with Lisa's feet this episode

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>Simpsons is over
>legitimately don't even know what happened because the weather interrupted the show THREE (3 times) for a severe weather alert, both instances lasting at least ten (10) minutes long
>can't even be mad about how shit the episode is because i have no idea what the fuck happened beyond burns lost money and this black guy made a terrible rap song and then mr burns got his money back through what means that i do not know

Amazing one hour episode, Al, another milestone for the record books.

Seriously, why does FOX think this is okay? Have they not heard of a crawl? Was this not supposed to be the """hypest""" episode of the season? And they think they can just butcher it AND allow handegg to subject it to overtime?

I don't even want to Hulu it because I'm sure it wasn't worth it. What I saw was garbage, I'm just baffled that FOX would let this happen.

>>89166772
To fill in for Bob's Burgers.

Well, that was a 60-minute black hole.

>>89166822
twice as bad, that one was only half an hour

Have no fear, stories for CENTURIES

why do simpsons writers insist on having B and C plots in every episode?

>sweet dee gets a new family

>>89166877

Who the Hell is Sweet Dee?

Okay, that bit with the car door was good.

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>>89166905
Of fucking course boco doesn't know about Sunny. Hope you off yourself one day.

Can someone explain to me Bob's Burger's airing schedule?
I've went over it with a Cambridge educated team of cryptographers and even they can't figure out how the fuck this shit is supposed to make sense

>>89166841
is fox in charge of that shit?

>>89166925
When they feel like it and handegg isn't airing.

See: KOTH airing schedule under FOX

Can't wait for those double-dip Bobs episodes in May because they kept putting it on break all season long.

>>89166856
They can't carry a whole A plot.

>>89166905
Kaitlin Olson's character in It's Always Sunny.

>>89166923

Oh, I know that show. Just never watched it.

I don't get this actress, though. Is she supposed to be hot?

>>89166905
>not knowing iasip
I used to defend you boco but I cant anymore

>>89166941
Handegg isn't. NFL has them by the balls.

The weather most certainly is.

>>89166944
I can't believe KotH actually survived being constantly pre-empted. that shit killed futurama AND family guy
not permanently, but at the time we thought it was. the idea of revival was alien

>>89166958
>I don't get this actress, though. Is she supposed to be hot?
she's an ostrich
and watch the show it's great. I mean you watch and defend zombie simpsons and gotham so watch something good

>>89166958
>I don't get this actress, though. Is she supposed to be hot?
no
ever heard of carol burnett? kristen wiig? uh... help me out, I know there's been a few more of these. women who are meant to be goofy-lookin uggos but funny as hell

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>>89164810
>the one time The Simpsons has a one hour episode
???

>>89166975
I would have though it was your local station that makes the weather call
>>89166982
you mean always sunny, right? not the mick.. which looks like it might be okay but I douuuubt it. and no point in watching it anyway as it'll be canceled in 5 episodes.

>>89167010
Kristen Wiig is pretty hot tho, let's be real

>>89166959

I SAID I know it! I just never watched it!

>>89167010

Yeah, I know what you mean. SNL is good at hiring them.

How long until Kavner and Shearer retire, those two can barely even do their voices anymore.

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>>89166958
what isn't hot about this

>>89167042
>watched zombie simpsons
>watches fucking gotham
>doesn't watch its always sunny
done with you

>>89167010
I'd say she is "conventionally attractive" in a way modern celebrities aren't. You can't tell me you wouldn't tap that if she was coming on to you in a bar.

>>89167025
technically that was a two-parter. also the only time they've ever done one of those. There is a difference.
For example some star trek speial episdoes are meant to be double-length 2-hour episodes, others are meant to be two-parters, an hour each. even if in reruns it amounts to the same thing

>>89165760
Can't they just use a chiron for that?

>>89167078
her head is fucking weirdlooking. i don't go for deformos. Hall and Oates, etc
but I would a Shirley, but not a Laverne. maybe that helps.

>>89167078
I'm not into birds

>>89167112
a what?

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>that niece's top

>>89167161
>he didn't watch last week Simpsons

>>89167171
wait, should I be watching this?

This show has something of a cartoon feel to it.

I like it.

holy shit, just play the family guy episode already so I can hate it

>>89167185
oh that's right, they taught us a new word
fuck what was it

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>>89167217
It's a Pats episode so I gotta watch it.

hey guys do me a favor and post when this show is over
i'm trying to get some watching in on another show that I have limited time to watch

I love this show
It reminds me of it's always sunny, but not.

>>89167261
I'll pm you when it's over. Check your inbox.

>>89167242
god dammit i'm googling it and i cant find it

i can't wait for the "we now return to" thing

That balloon was full of coke, wasn't it?

>>89167311
That's because it's spelled chyron

>>89167332
no it's full of helium

>>89167332
Heroin

I'm getting a bit of a boner here

Two more severe weather reports since The Mick started.

Ha ha, how wacky.

>>89167416
sucks where you live man. not only do you have to get your tv interrupted you gotta go walk around in that shit tomorrow

heh, this show is pretty funny. It's like Always Sunny-lite. I'm glad Olson finally got a leading role in something.

Only a few more minutes to Family Gore.

Didnt see that one coming

IT

SEEMS

TODAY

That was pretty good.

WE NOW RETURN TO...

>>89167497
was it really good? might have to check it out sometime
the kids look fucking unlikeable
you know what show I miss? Grounded For Life.

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WE NOW RETURN TO

That kid who plays Ben is pretty good. They must've had a good coach for him.

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Welp, it's not a "we now return to" but it still started with TV.

>donald duckin' it
it's called porky piggin' it!

>>89167565

Ah, Grounded For Life. The daughter on that was hot.

Too bad she's a Scientologist. I think.

>it's a writers get outraged by something 'unsafe' in modern life and demand more government regulation episode

>Drone jokes
That is SO 2016

This must be a SUPER old episode because it's regulated that you register a drone that weighs more than like 1lb.

>>89167639
I was happy about how the men were actually goodlooking and competent and the women were funny and interesting and just flawed enough

also the youngest son looked just like the grampa, which was great
sadly later on they just got rid of that kid.

Family Guy apparently started and the fifth severe weather report is still going. They are literally reiterating what they've said for the past fifteen minutes (WEATHER = BAD).

>>89167652
god dammit, I knew that would happen eventually
i thought maybe we could get over this 'caring if people see you' shit
or fuck, put up curtains.
also yknow, the only regulation we needed is if you saw one you could fucking take it down by any means you want.. because it's in your airspace, it's your right. and if they dont wanna lose their expensive hobby, they'll be more fucking careful with it. yknow?

>>89167703
You're missing all the gore,

>>89167617
sorry, but you spelled mickey mousin' it wrong

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=family%20guy%20weather&src=typd

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I'm looking up this gaby hoffman woman
she looks hot. i want to see her downstairs

Damn, Sadeness is a year off from being an 80s reference.

wait is this going to be that king of the hill episode

>>89166096
>gore
>Stewie does something gay

off to a good start

>>89167652
reminds me of that simpsons episode where they were bitching about vaping being harmful (nope) and appealing to kids (so what? kids like what everyone likes), or that tobacco vaping was legal for kids (uhh no)

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>>89167768
Big Willie Lane was the best KOTH villain

>>89163401
I want to plow The Mick raw dog

Weather report is still going. Have not seen a single second of Family Guy.

Honestly doubting I'm even going to.

>>89167837
could khan take him?

>hooking the G to thoughts of Edelman
Sounds the title of a bad album.

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>a pats episode without tom

He must be pissed at Seth for doing that Trump joke.

GARF-EEL!

I'm gonna say "ouch" for Marley and Me.

>Marley and Me
A lot of kids were traumatized by that film.

>its an explain the joke cutaway

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>not a Brawndo shower

GORE
O
R
E

Hey, Gary Cole.

am I supposed to get that dan cortese joke

They just said the weather warning will go into 10

The news regularly starts at 10.

thanks football

>>89167970
im guessing the joke is he became completely irrelevant after the 90s were over

those grover go long jokes made me laugh really hard.

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Barry Bonds did nothing wrong

>Turn down for what
What did he mean by this?

>that Barry Bonds thing
I guess Brad Neely is writing bits for Family Guy now.

Wait, was the joke there that Barry Bonds' steroid use...turned him into a pumpkin?

>it was actually a bus
okay that was good

>AW CRAP he's even in the cutaways!
hehehehe. wow was that the first good joke?

>hit during the cutaway gag
fuck i chuckled.

>>89168039
yeah .. does steroids give you a big swollen lumpy head or something? I thought boxing did that.

>SPLIT
>it's like Saw but we're not calling it Saw

Split looks Fucking Awesome DAE agree?

>M Night Shyamalamanalman perpetuates the stereotype that mental illness makes you evil

I wonder if the twist is he was really faking it?

>>89168098
I thought the twist was he's still making movies.

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>>89167982

Family Guy was COMPLETELY preempted for weather, they just said it. They didn't even attempt airing it, weather after a football game is just so important to cover. Now it's just regular news covering weather warnings they've been doing for the past hour and a half.

Fuck handegg.

Fuck weather.

Here are my fucking ratings:

The Simpsons
>i dont fucking know it was a mr burns episode/10

The Mick
>TWO MINUTES and then severe weather/10

Family Guy
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WATCH IT/10

see you fucks next week

>>89168098
I wasn't thinking that at all until you pointed it out. I doubt anyone else was either.

>>89168098
maybe the twist will be his victims are all his personalities

>>89168098
The twist is that the final personality is Onslaught and the other personalities where just ones that Charles Xavier had copied through his psychic powers as Onslaught drove him insane.

WHAT A TWEEEEEEEST!!

>>89168127
Are you really that upset about no Family Guy, anon?

>>89168132
It's literally a plot from Looney Tunes. This "split personality is evil" thing has been a joke for 80 years and I can't believe he's writing a serious movie about it.

Steroid bees.

Thats pretty funny.

>>89168161
You can't seriously be defending FOX though, can you?

>>89168127
You dodged a bullet, actually.

Why would a young, sexy millionaire athlete move into a middle class neighborhood in the first place?

GRONK'D!

HOLY SHIT I SWITCHED TO ADULT SWIM AND THE WEATHER WARNINGS ARE STILL COMING VIA ALERTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME

>>89166096
>Cleveland perpetuates out of character black stereotype
nope. surprised they didnt reference WHO SEEN A LERPRECHAUN SAY HOOOoo

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>>89168127
I missed the Simpsons to watch pic related. Did I miss a good 1-hour special?

>>89168230
it was bad and stretched out

>>89167868
>could khan take him?
yes?

>>89168098
evil IS a mental illness
it's not EVERY mental illness. most of them if anything make you nicer.

>It's a B plot resolves the A plot episode

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

HANDEGG IS WORST SPORT

LOCAL NEWS GOES HERE

Huh, the B-plot crossed over with the A-plot. That doesn't happen often.

>>89168217
to party with regular joes
>coming up, yesterday's brisquet (burp)
hwhahahahahahaha

>>89168261
>b plot

>>89168263
>LOCAL NEWS GOES HERE

the weather

it's bad

but let me tell you how fucking bad it is

>>89168263

Fuck football.
Simpsons was only slightly better than 60 minutes of dead air.
The Mick was actually pretty good.
Family Guy was okay.

News is about MLK.

>>89168346
>mfw I have shit plumbing but great weather so I could watch all three train-wrecks

:^)

>>89168263
>handegg game
7/10, not a huge football fan but was thoroughly entertained

>simpsons
2/10, unnecessarily long and just awful

>the mick
8.5/10 pleasantly surprised at how good it was

>family guy
5/10, typical family guy episode

>local news
Something something obamacare

>>89168255
My point is in the year of our lord 2017 someone spent millions making a movie that's about a person with "multiple personalities" murdering people.

But it's January and it's a rule that January is where movies go to die. A month later The Cure for Wellness will come out which takes place in an asylum but actually looks good.

The Simpire: 8/10
Handegg Guy: 7/10

News:
Fatal Crash, one dead
Solidarity for a mosque fire last week
Church Security Act
Rain (my station waited until news time, with just a couple of no map chryon crawls)

Was this week's Simpsons actually shittier than Lady Gaga?

>>89168438
It was shitty but not that shitty

>>89163451
How much do you get paid to shill that show?

>>89168127
How did this happen to you?

>>89168438
Remember when Simpsons shilled Kesha?

>>89168431
multiple personalities has always been fake, but then so is the majority of psychology bullshit

>>89168438
lady gaga episode was actually about half-good.
the only really bad part I remember, aside from it existing in the first place, was the out of nowhere 'baby googoo' bit.
the rest was pretty much tearing her a new one and having lisa point out how inane everyone's celebrity fervor was

>>89168538
Being fake makes it worse because people take it for being real.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest blew everyone's minds by giving a middle finger to all the lazy writers who needed a villain so it was an escaped mental patient when the real villain is American healthcare.

>>89168263
>Simpsons: 2/10
Honestly one of the worst episodes I can recall. An entire hour and it spread everything out so much and added so many side stories that nothing developed. A-story was a commercial for another show, B-story saw Lisa outraged again at nothing...again, C-story was nonsense Marge, D-story was mildly funny with Smithers. Bart did...nothing?

>Mick: N/A
Didn't watch, hope it fails. 2 episodes a week seems like desperation but apparently it has ratings? Keep this crap out of Sunday.

>Family Guy: 8/10
Slow to start but it had a few chuckles. Gronk invading the cutaways, muscle bees swarm Meg, go long (x2). Any other night and it would probably be a 6 or 7 but compared wig the garbage in front of it the final result was bumped up.

Overall: pretty lousy night for Fox, wonder if Adult Swim will fix things...

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As someone new to these particular threads, whats this handegg meme? What's with the NFL being self-entitled bitches

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>>89168680
Thanks, Obama.

>>89164405
Its a book niqqa

>>89165899
Read it then. No spoon feeding your ass

>>89168409
>News is about MLK
Shit, is he okay?

>>89165951
It's not that subtle. At the end there's a Jewish guy running "The Swastika Holding Company". Fitzgerald was a known time-travelling holocaust denier.

>>89170249

Yeah, he's fine.

>>89169259
In 1968, the AFC (before their merge with NFC) had the Raiders host the Jets in Oakland that started at 1 PM WC/4 PM EC. Since the game had shittons of timeouts and fouls and injuries, the game extended to 7 PM about to fill in for a kid's movie slot. TLDR NBC switched the game for the movie and everyone got PISSED. No future games will be preempted anymore until it is run in its entirety.

>>89166007
She's such a fucking hypocrite.

That was the weirdest ep of Simpsons i've ever seen, it felt like a family guy episode.