Why are there so many girls on /co/? Girls are icky.

*gives u cooties*

*menstruates*

*poops out a baby*

*queefs*

because watching cartoons is for children and as we all know women have the minds of children

>>89161980
DUDE! SICK!

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not in the mood for your SHIT, bill...

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>>89161879
CODE RED

*divorces you and takes half your stuff*

>>89161879
Stop making these threads, Alex.

*takes the kids and they stop talking to you

>>89161879
*shoves the naughty triange right up my uterus*

>>89162026
*causes the apocalypse*
*doesn't apologize*

No girls on the Internet, Bill.

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>>89161879

What the fuck did you just say to me?

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>>89161879

Filename, bitch.

*drinks the blood of my fallen enemies*

>>89161879
>Herp-DerpBREAKITONDOWN
the thread.

>>89162031
yep

I think girls are pretty. Sometimes they can be fun too.

*slowly devours your soul through your ears while you sleep*
Oh wait, guys do this too.

>>89161879
We're all cute girls on the internet OP :3c

>>89162078
Hey Bocci Ball

>>89162656
>>89162078
So which one is it?
Nobody wold lie on the internet, right?

>>89162679

Hey Anon.

>>89162739
>when everyone's female
>no one will be

>>89161879
Didn't you tell them to take drugs and go to the desert so you could sit on them Bill?

>>89162766
> when you are female
> everyone automatically becomes a girl

If there ARE bagina'd allsorts in this here board, they need to work on their semen demonry. If you're not at least an 8 hungry for autistic fat manchild dick, you're not worth our time. Now get on vocaroo and make sexy audios about sucking off Spiderman, goddamnit.

>>89162887
If you've not got the toned superhero body you ain't worth our time bud.

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Why are boys so perfect? Boys are pure while girls are filthy sluts constantly sexualized by /co/.

>>89162926

>and they all make this face

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To femanons who actually femanons, use Vocaroo to prove it.

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*false sense of superiority*

>>89162986
What, just say "I love comics & cartoons & cocks"?

>>89163193
No, say...how about "Shut the fuck up Boco"?

>>89163229
A timeless classic.

Putting your dick inside a warm pussy is worth dealing with women and their stupid shit.

>>89163905
No thanks, I'll just put my onahole in a bowl of warm water before I use it.

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>>89162921
Bitch you talking all that Logan shit but you know that pussy get shaking for that Blob Knob.

Honestly I didn't think there could be a board more sex obsessed and degenerate than /a/ but then I watched a few cartoons and came to /co/ to discuss and surprise, almost everyone on this board is a disgusting shipper posting steven universe fanfics on rwby tumblr blogs about incest, pedophilia and homosex. Only women could be this depraved, and not pretty women who could get guys. Ugly, fat, glasses wearing, smelly women with tampons laying around their PC. Congrats /co/.

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>>89164764
Welcome to 4chan.

>>89164764
its called /co/mblr for a reason

>>89164626
Honestly I'd rather bang the triangle than any superhero.

>>89163193
No, say
'GOD I just LOVE penis, like holy shit it's the greatest thing ever! Especially when they haven't washed, that RRRRICH pungent odor just makes me want to *ferocious slurping noises* godDAMN I need some balls rubbed on my face RIGHT NOW. Like just slaaaather them on me, make my fucking day why don't you? Fucking PEE on me too, I'm a fucking dumb cow who needs to be UUUUSED, ugh, NNnnf~'

>>89164913
BRAAAAAP BRLRAAELAPLPELEEPEHHHHPHFFFF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh dear...did you smell that? W-would you like to come closer?
*PFFFTFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
Oh my goodness! That surprised me! Hmm? You wanna get a little closer?, oh alright.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHHHHHHH*
Oh my I...I think I made a mess, would you care...care to...to lick it up?
*PPPTTHHHHH*
How's it taste? I had had some taco bell today
Mmmm that's nice lick it all up
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpth*
I know you got a whiff of that heheh, I'm all tapped out! Oh! What a mouth full you have! Care to share with me?
Mmmm yummy~~~

>>89165036
Yes. All femanons on /co/ must say this if they d not wish to dispense with tit pics. This is our new rule.

>>89164905
How would that even work? By using his hat? h-his eye?

>>89166947
He's a shapeshifter, he can have a hole anywhere he wants, tentacles, besides he already has multiple tongues.

>>89167131
Would you if he made you fuck the giant head with an arm before allowing you to fuck him?

>>89167372
I'd get in his mouth.