>The episode where Jerry tried to fuck the fish

What a goddamn degenerat.

>>89154861
>Tom tries to cock block him the entire episode

>>89154861
I loved Chuck Jones' Tom&Jerries.

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>>89154884
>The episode(s) where Tom got cucked

>the episode where Tom & Jerry both give up on life and sit on train tracks waiting for certain death
>the episode where Jerry and unnamed friend try to convince Tom he's suicidal in his sleep by putting loaded guns and the end of nooses in his hand
>the Russian cartoons where Tom is violently abused by his owner almost every episode

>>89154861
I'd hit it.

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>>89154954
>The russian episode where parasite pulled the Worker into an organized bureaucratic fallacy disguised by semi privileges in order for super class privileges and treason

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>>89154861
>The episode that started my shaving fetish.

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>that one episode where Jerry's lab rat friend attempts to use experimental drugs to make Tom and Jerry fall in love with each other so they will stop fighting and focus on the drugged snake that is trying to fuck them

>>89155057
I remember that episode, the next day me and my comrades took the train to berlin and and we started building a wall.

>>89154903
You have bad taste. Chuck's only good works were his Warner stuff.

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Would the goldfish even understand the process of fucking that the degenerate rodent longs for? Wouldn't it just deposit it's eggs on the bottom of the bowl and wait for Jerry to jizz all over them?

>>89154872
GODDAMN YOU CARLOS!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kAW1-CrMU
Truly ahead of its time

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmAjKpnAJfk
That time Tom wanted to take in the ass from a bird

>>89155065

the episode where Jerry becomes a crossdresser.

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>>89155124
Some fish, like many species of sharks have internal fertilization. Not to mention the fish species that can change their sex willy-nilly.
Although the sharks that don't lay eggs also have fetuses that practice cannibalism on their siblings and only the strongest gets to get born after eating all the others.

>>89155119
At least it isn't Gene Deitch

>>89154861
What episode?

>>89155100
Isn't that from that Tom & Jerry reboot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvnKyg1qOhs
That episode where Is You Is, Or Is You Ain't My Baby

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>>89155100
That's not a real episode, is it anon?

>>89155910
Yes

>>89155673
Brutal

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>Episode where Jerry destroyed his intestines and died of internal bleeding

>>89154861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CeFdE7mh0U

>that episode where /co/ wanted to fuck tom

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Wish I had a little alien girlfriend.

>>89156187
Why?

>>89156254
Why would remind me this?

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>>89156536
Why not?

Does anybody remember the episode where Tom finally lost it so he ran or was taken into a psych ward or mental hospital and Jerry actually seemed guilty for it?
That was an episode right?

>>89155935
Fucking cats singing nigger music on my backyard

>>89154861
>watching anything by Chuck Jones

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>>89155857
u wot comrade

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Bump because...I don't know, but I've done it now.

>>89156137
After Tom saw he was able to stretch like that and live, he started chasing Jerry for OTHER reasons...

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That...

>>89154954

>that episode that ends with tom getting guillotined

>>89156254

>Betrayed her own people so that she could fuck Jerry.

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>>89155910
The reboot had it's moments

>>89158167
>>89156573
>>89156254
>nose
why

>>89158973
the one with panties

>>89158973
The one in the middle for me

I can't watch Tom and Jerry ever because growing up made me realize how much of a fucking asshole Jerry the mouse is.

Like jesus fuck, fuck you Jerry, Tom is just sleeping peacefully on the couch and of course you gotta start shit.

>>89158973
The zoot cat is fast talkin' cutie. She's not the cutest cat, here but goddamn her fucking voice.

I've heard the expression "Smells like fish, tastes like honey."

But what would one say when it IS fish?

>>89159214
>"Butter up"

>>89159295

Never tried butter with honey, might work.

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The episode where the poor white mouse fucking died

>>89159105
but anon, there's two of 'em

>>89158973
Salt.

But seriously they would all get the D

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>>89156187
I honestly don't know what to say to this. I like the Gorillaz, and I like T&J, but...why? Why mix them together? Who thinks of these?

>>89161522
The guy who made it is an exDiseny animator/artist who is also a furry, might recognize his name

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>>89158987
I guess none of the other girls did have noses.

>>89161580
He also use to make all those old furry bashing videos....his name eludes me right now.

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That episode that confused my younger self's dick

>>89154884
Ended with Jerry getting cockblocked by a shark.

>>89162050
She had a nice little milf thing going on. I could see how that could get a reaction out of a young kid.

>>89161580
>ex Disney animator/artist who is also a furry
Did he get fired when they found out he was a furry?

>>89158955
I was talking about The Tom & Jerry Show.

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DONT YOU BELIEVE IT

>>89164160
Doubt it.
Probably got fired because Disney hardly does 2D animation anymore.

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>>89155065
Mondegreen pls

>>89165429
Yeah, that would make sense.

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>>89156187
It's good.

>>89168855
ok

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>>89158973
>>89159105
>>89159136
>>89159180
>>89161458
>being this wrong

>>89155065
>shaving fetish.

I don't suppose you are interested in hearing about how I shave my beard

>>89170088
Go on...

>>89170109
Well, first off, I stopped using triple or double or whatever disposable razors. I don't use electric anymore either. My hair is just too thick and coarse for those to be practical.

I've moved onto more robust double edge blades. Some people may call them hipster but I kinda am forced to use them because my hair type. They're also much, MUCH cheaper. A 5pack of blades lasts longer and is only 1 dollar each. While most people recommend a badger hair brush and a bar of shaving soap, I just haven't been able to justify it yet for casual every day shaving so I still use just regular sensitive skin barbasol. Works up a thick enough lather for me. I make sure I wash my face really well with hot water to open the pores to prevent any ingrown hairs.

When it comes to shaving, unless I really want to be particularly smooth, I just go with the grain, down, and then across in very fine, short, slow strokes to prevent razor burn, knicks or cuts.

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>>89154872

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>>89170312

>>89162050
OK, I take it back. There was ONE good MGM thing Chuck did.

>>89162050
Size difference is really nice fetish anon

>>89170423
Then she wanted to eat him too.

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>>89156187
guess this is my cringe for the week

>>89156254
MUH BONER

>>89170969
>cringe
Its not that bad, anon.

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Why are all the Tom and Jerry movies so unfunny?

>>89154861
Man I would fuck the shit out of that sexy fish

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>>89172870
Not enough exaggerated slapstick moments. They seem tamer in the movies. And when there is no slapstick involved, the movie focuses on the alternative protagonist(s) no one really gives a shit about.

>TL;DR
Incompetent writers if I had to guess.

>>89162050
Reminds me of Lucy from BCB.

>>89173330
It should be other way around you tasteless underage b&.

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>>89165948
>Mondegreen
bruh

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>>89156187
this has no reason to exist but im glad it does

>>89168855
It's dare.

>>89158455
YUH

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>>89158973

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>>89156187

>>89154861
Remember that episode where Tom tried to fuck Jerry on a beach?

>>89175071

I remenber that episode anon
so sad.

>>89158455
That one fucked me up when is was a kid
Sure Tom fucked up but killing him for it?

Another one was when he was ping ponging between heaven and hell but I don't remember what I didn't like about that one

>>89173330
MUH DICK

>>89156187
This video is shit.
I mean why isn't Tom the giant head while Jerry is Noodle? They already have their size difference.

>>89158455
C'est la guerre

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>>89155100
which episode?

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Elder God Tier
Barbera Era 1

High Tier
Barbera Era 2

Mid Tier
Chuck Jones
Gene Deitch

Shit tier
Filmation
Tom and Jerry Kids

Irredeemable Tier
Warner Bros.

If you think otherwise you're objectivity wrong

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>>89165948
akshuly iz dana

>>89176901
According to some anon in this thread the animator is a furry so it would make sense, just look at his chest fluff.

Gene Deitch is 92, still alive, and still blogging. His T&J shorts may be inconsistent, but he really seems to be a genuinely kind and great man

>>89181636
>but he really seems to be a genuinely kind and great man

He shat out this Hobbit "cartoon" just to keep the rights from reverting back to the owners so he could extort money from them to buy it back:

https://youtu.be/UBnVL1Y2src

Deitch has always been a fuckin fraud.

>>89181726
"For the love of Prague" is still a good read, though.

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>>89155857
Screw you buddy.

Pic related is extremely comfy.

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>>89170335
>>89170312
Tomorrow theme ;^)

>>89170194
I really , Reeeaaaaly would like to know why so many times they removed the tails from the cat ladies and even from Tom sometimes

>>89182061
imagine a childrens catroon today with that much implied sexuality

>>89155124
I once saw I video of 2 men face raping a carp, and goldfish are related to them, that shark at the end saved her.

where the hell is the hentai on this place

>>89155935
Great tune.

>>89182167
>sexuality ?
what does it have to do with removing Tom's tail ?

>>89156187

I mean, wanting to fuck Tom, I already did, but this reinforces that idea.

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>>89170335
>>89170312