>that time jesus stole an iron man suit

>>89147773
im ok with this

>>89147940
>jew buster mk1
Mel plz

>>89147773
>shoulders are only articulation
pass
>>89147773
>steal
think about it. he can make water into wine. did he need to steal it? tony was happy to let him borrow it

>>89147773
I could buy Jesus building an Iron Man suit out of a box of scraps. Not the first miracle he's done in a cave.

>>89148471
>tony was happy to let him borrow it
I dont think hes going to let a literal child rapist borrow his suit

>>89148499
Cheeky dubs.

>>89148509
I think that's Jesus and not Muhammad

>>89148509
that's muhammad, chaver.
man /co/ is confusing those two a LOT lately. earlier people were saying jesus didnt want people drinking.

>>89148499
he'd probably just revive a giant dead guy then ride around in his tummy

>>89148509
also muhammad probably didn't rape her, i'm sure he was gentle and didnt bang her til she was ready. he had tons of other wives to bang. also a cat to pet. dude had it all. easily one of the most well-off religious figures if you don't count what gautama had before ditching worldly posessions

>>89148471
>muh articulation

/toy/ is cancer

>>89148776
how can you defend a brick?

>>89148776
Have fun with your 5-poa funko shit SU dolls then faggot

>>89148881
>>89148908
How often do you play with toys? If I'm going to put something geeky on a shelf I don't want it full of disgusting joints that disfigure it.

>>89148955
If I wanted something static I'd get something that's actually painted instead of a hunk of shit with tons of bare plastic.

>>89148955
Alot desu. Theres not point in a figure if you cant play with it, and that requires moving parts. And if you cant appreciate something because of the joints in your way then you have autism most likely.

>>89149011
Being able to move this thing's hips wouldn't make it any better

>>89149013
>i play with toys past the age of 12 but you're the one with autism

>>89148955
Who the fuck gets toys to display? Get a fucking statue instead.

>>89149128
Just because i dont follow arbitrary societal rules doesnt make me autistic you fuck

>>89149212
Triggered

>>89149200
When I want something, I do go for statues. Doesn't stop /toy/ fags from complaining about them

>>89147773
>Stole
I'm pretty sure that if he can do the whole fishes and wine stuff, he can magic up a suit of similar armor.

>>89148743

>mudslime spotted
REMOVE KEBAB

>>89149212
It... kinda does.

>>89150451
Fine then, enjoy being a conformist you fun hating normie

>>89148145
Will he bust himself?

>>89151952
he might bust a nut

>>89148908
I fucking wish SU had dolls

>>89148471
Movie Tony Stark strikes me as the type who would meet Jesus, then make it his personal mission to prove that God doesn't exist.

>>89149212
Not even in this argument but Honestly it kinda does.

>>89148499
He was trained in carpentry.

>>89147773
the son of man did not come to be served but to serve JUSTICE!

>>89147773
>Iron Messiah

>>89148886
I tip my hat to you, m' good sir

>>89148743
Thanks, Ahmed

>>89148641
>jesus didnt want people drinking.
What? They why would he ever turn water into wine?

>>89157285
exactly my point. what is /co/ smoking lately? ground up fedoras?

>>89154815
strictly speaking the word used was a generic word for building, so all we know is he was blue-collar, not specifically wood. some people have even said (though I don't buy it) that there was no hebrew woodworking at the time, because romans would be the only customers.
I like the idea of a bricklayer jesus
but if he was building power armor that's good too

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>>89157777
This is true.

>>89148886
>whore raper
JC at the cross
pardnin da sins of da hoes
ya cracka cast sa first stone

>>89148886
>when you're so much of an atheist you have to make up fanfiction