What superpower would be perfect for Batman

>>89098572
X-Ray vision.

His lack of powers is a big part of what makes him unique among other comics.

>>89098572
the ability to control bats

>>89098572
Aura of unwarranted self importance.

>>89098572
Its pretty cliche and kind of ripping off Daredevil, but having proper sonar could be neat. Goes right along with the theme and could be used in an interesting fashion. Like, say, he could induce temporary blindness in people using some gadget and take them out, building a little more mythic elements into the Batman.

>>89098606
he already has that

>>89098586
>he never played the Arkham games

Detective mode

not a power but a device

for short range teleportation and Grappling hook gauntlets

>>89098572
The power to exist in a comic book with another superhero without the other superhero eventually having to get down on all fours and fellate him.

cosmic luck which magically prevents the innocent from getting hurt by collateral damage

Protection from Plot

>>89098572
Toonforce

>>89098655

>Things retards who don't read comics say

>>89098741

But that's already the case

>>89098741

I never understand post like this.

What comic Batman guest-starred in where the titular character fellated Batman?

Because usually he's portrayed as the guest-starring asshole that has to be told of.

>>89098832
Ah, the sweet smell of an assblasted batfag.

>>89098832
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>>89098863
Bruce get off 4chan. Don't you have a cat furry to fuck on the rooftops instead of arresting?

>>89098572
Future vision.
He would still save the day with oddly specific gadgets and contingency plans, the only thing that changes would be an in-universe explanation for him always knowing exactly what the bad guys will do next.

>>89098887
Joker doesn't wear a catsuit.

>>89098887

She jumped off the rooftop we were in and i can't find her.

>>89098572
Spider sense.

>>89098868

>I got exposed as an idiot, I need to go on the offensive!

Like clockwork. Antibatfags are truly pathetic. Go circlejerk on reddit.

>>89098929
>I make a joke about Batman's character
>assblasted batfag gets mad
>call him out on it
Not even antibatfag I just think you're an oversensitive retard anxious to defend his husbando.

>>89098572
Hammerspace at his utility, oh wait...

>>89098959

So we both agree your post was a joke. I'm glad you ceded to my point.

>>89098975
A joke you got assblasted over. Yep.

>>89098975
>>89098959
>>89098929
>>89098868
>>89098832
Girls, girls: you're both autistic nobodies arguing pedantics over fictional characters on the internet.

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>>89098572
The power to forgive himself.

>>89098993

I'm glad you saw things my way. There's hope for your kind yet.

>>89098929
>Batfags telling other people to go to rebbit
THE IRONING

>>89099008
>>89098993
>>89098975
>>89098959
KISS

>>89098598
Underrated post

>>89098572

Part of the appeal of Batman is his lack of "powers".

However, if Batman had to have powers I'd just make him be able to fly.

>>89099001

>I'll take a high horse position on 4chan, that will be a productive use of my time.

>>89099001
And that makes you the third autistic nobody.

>>89099028
True, but at least I don't delude myself otherwise.

>>89099055
It's the type of thing that goes without saying.

>>89099055

Admitting to be autisitc is autistic.

>>89099090
Ironically, so is denying that you're autistic.

>>89099090
>>89099100
Girls, girls: you're both autistic nobodies arguing about autism on the internet.

>>89099109

>autism: the post

>>89099129
True, but at least I don't delude myself otherwise.

>>89099141
It's the type of thing that goes without saying.

>>89099001
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?

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>>89099141
why are you doing this

>>89099174
Because I don't delude myself otherwise.

>>89099191
It's the type of thing that goes without saying.

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>tfw you get caught in a time loop

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>>89098572

>>89098572
Healing Factor

Its not OP
Its passive so he will still have to relay on brain power and skill

I think it would be hilarious if his superpower was being bulletproof. Doubly so if he first learned he was bulletproof when Joe Chill tried to shoot him and the bullets ricocheted into his parents instead. Thematically, it'd be taking that old "the big yellow symbol is meant to be a target" argument to its logical conclusion- a Batman that actually is bulletproof really DOES want you to shoot him, because every bullet you waste on him is another that can't used to hurt someone else. Unless it ricochets again.

>>89098572
super human iq.

>>89098572
The ability to escape plotholes where he unwittingly cheats death and solves mysteries in the nick of time
This is Joker's power as well.

>>89098572
night vision

>>89098572
Teleportation. Or some variation of that, like only teleporting between two different shadows, or only when no one can see him.

>>89098572
flying

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>>89099231

Since martian is out

Batman should be the psychic of the group ala psylocke

I'd like a short one off or mini series of him actually getting powers and in turn becoming very sloppy ending up with people dead.

>>89098587
>Lack of powers
lmao

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>>89099191
>>89099203
Why are you doing this?

>>89098572
>perfect for BATman
Echolocation, duh.

>>89102586
It's the type of thing delude myself otherwise.

>>89102645
Because I don't that goes without saying.

>>89098572
memes

>>89098644
He pretty much gained that in Johns's Amazo Virus storyline.

I know other people have said this.
Short range teleportation. So he can dodge attacks and projectiles and traps.
Plus he can act like samara from Ring and jump all over the place to scare people.
I mean it kinda makes having agility obsolete... I guess make it so it expense a lot of energy to channel his chi just right...

Batman found the power of love.

The power to rape.

>>89102586
I've never seen one before, no one has. But I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>>89098572
A utility fog so he could create intimidating multiple figures that appear in random places and emit some sort of wave that messes with their vision and perceptions so they have scarecrow type hallucinations.

>>89100115
The imortality delema will also add to his angst