I fucking hate valentines day

>>89095489
I love it because the hearts look like asses and upside down they look like testicles and I love thinking about fucking ass hearts.

Why do you "hate" it?
Can't you just be apathetic?

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>>89095509

>>89095521
Because normal fags shouldnt deserve to repopulate their inferior genes and find happiness while im on the verge of swallowing all the pills in my cabinet

>>89095549
/r9k/ is over that way pal

>>89095540
Hearts look like asses and balls.

>>89095549
They're not inferior
You're inferior

>>89095549
It´s okay robot friend.
Go read some comics, like Spiderman: Blue.

>>89095608
They are inferior for their stupidity and overall shittaste in culture and empathy for fellow inferior degenerates like them

>>89095659
How bad is their taste?

>>89095735
Jesus loving, timberland wearing, and cuckbook bad

>>89095549
What are you, twelve? It's not hard to find someone. Unless your standards are way too high for your appearance. Try not to aim for Barbie if you look like Gollum on a bad day.

>>89095549
>>89095758
>>89095659
Do you realize this is why no girl wants to fuck you?

>>89095960
I dont want barbie, just someone who cares enough not to leave for a fucking nigger
>>89096021
Fucking uptight cunts deserve nothing but a slow painful death

>>89096118
Whatever man, you can keep calling everyone cucks until you're out of breath, but you're idiotic attitude will keep you masturbating in your room while they're having fun and sex.

You're the problem.

>>89096118
How many times have you dated Anon?
Ever had a girlfriend?
Ever proposed?

Stop feeding this /r9k/ tier faggot (you)s

>>89096218
Ive never had a girlfriend because all the girls in school were fucking shallow whores who cared more about social status and fucking niggers and faggot normies, not a single goddamn bitch in my school was a genuinely nice person

>>89096653
You don't sound like a genuinely nice person

>>89095758
>timberland wearing
hey now there's absolutely nothing wrong with timberlands!

>>89095549
please do it

>>89095540
Is he a meme now?

You're a month early.

Although I agree.

>>89095758
you hate white people?

>>89096670
Fuck you, just because i have no patience for normal fags doesnt mean im not nice to the people who deserve my respect

>>89096218
Not >>89096653, but about five GFs. Only one doesnt really hate me

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>>89095489

We breaking hearts now?

>>89096804
Who shot first?

>>89096653
Go to bed Soren

>>89096804
>five GFs
Given what we've heard in this thread the other post sounds more realistic than this.

>>89096804
Stop shitting up my thread you fucking nigger

>>89095489

Harry Warden plz

I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN

>>89096732
Yes

>>89095758
Timberland an LL bean is the fucking bomb, same thing with REI only downside is they can be pricey at times

anyone that goes to abercrombie or Hollister / forever 21 deserves to die in a fire however

>>89096930
So you're Asian?

>>89095489
Me too I'm 24 and I never had anyone to spend it with

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>>89096653
You know, count yourself lucky.

You at least like yourself enough to resent them for not wanting you.

Me? I had my chance and I was too dense to take it. She was right there and I didn't realize what she wanted until she found it elsewhere. It's too late now, and I can't even regret it enough to do something about it.

So take that anger and do something worthwhile with it. Do better than I did.

>>89096844
two were just for a couple of days

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>>89097042

>>89096977
/fa/ stop pretending you're a real board

COMICS
AND
CARTONS

I am 24 years old and never had a girlfriend. I am also an awful person and a manlet with jealousy issues.

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>>89097068
That's not going to help you find love, anon.

You can't make them love you - you have to become the kind of person worthy of their love. Just because it's too late for me doesn't mean I can't try to save you.

If it were up to me, this wouldn't be a problem. Fulfillment wouldn't be a challenge, it would be a matter of course. You'd have to literally be sick to not live a life you're happy with.

This is naturally for entirely selfish reasons - I'm lazy.

But the world we live in is not so forgiving. You know what must be done, and I can see in you the fire that has long burnt out in me. You have a goal, an agenda. You have something you want.

Use that fire, anon. Use it now, while this thread still remains.

Or would you rather I tell you that hope is an illusion?

Maybe you faggots could find love if you actually tried, instead of complaining about your lack of romance on a board dedicated to childrens' comic books and cartoons.

>>89095549
I loathe the robot way of thinking. It's fucking whiny and arrogant.

>>89097146
I don't feel jealous and I'm not a bad person but I'm in the same boat as you
Kids ten years younger than me are dating and experiencing things I never will, I feel like I missed out on a big part of the human experience, everyone is getting real jobs and long term relationships and here I am each day resembling more to Chris chan, I should give up and throw away the key, 4 chan is one of the last things that help me keep the bad thoughts away

>>89095489
How did Hillenburg get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRoqbz1wxg

>>89097283
I shouldnt have to fucking change just to impress the unfaithful sluts around here, if a girl cant like me for me then shes not worth my time

>>89097339
Let me rephrase.
No one will ever love you, so go whine about it on Tumblr, not here.
That's what I was trying to get across.

>>89097339
Exactly anon, no one is worth your time. You're in a league of your own and thus, alone.

>>89097283
You'll catch more flies with honey than sandpaper. Taking them to task for their failures only drives them further into their shells.

They're only in there because they're afraid of being hurt.

>thought this was going to be a thread about Valentine's Day specials
>it's just OP being a faggot
god dammit

>>89097770
It's not too late.

You can still save this thread, anon!

it's still over a month away, fucking chill.

i don't trust v or vg overwatch threads but they're pulling this shit too

>>89097339
>doesn't want to change, would rather be alone
>makes a whole thread complaining about being alone on /co/ of all places

You trolling us fuckface? Or are you really that ragesalty that being a functioning human being is too hard for you?

>>89097131
Where?!

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>>89097339
Find a GOOD bitch then
Fucking jackass

You know, OP. You could've just made the same thread at /r9k/.

>>89095489
Valentine's day is just another jew controlled holiday to get you to spend your money on low quality overpriced crap.

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>>89098117
I wonder if that's true.

At least theres chocolate. Right?

>>89098159
Shut up Boco
Even you're too pathetic for this thread

>>89098159
For you. That stuff tastes like shit.

>>89098181

Wow, a new personal best.

>>89095489
I just got married and it's still awful.

>>89095489

Nobody likes Valentines day. NOBODY! Take the red, heart shaped pill people. No-one wants this day, no-one likes this day, we should either do away with it or make it explicitly about Saint Valentines martyrdom (supposedly he was beaten with clubs and then beheaded).

If you're in a relationship it's either stress and expense or anticipation followed by disappointment (and in my family, two babies born in November).

If you're not in a relationship its a day that exists to convince you that everyone else, in every house is having a wonderful and fulfilling romantic moment, and not overpriced chocolate and/or grudgingly acquiescing to sex acts.

>>89098159
Valentine's chocolates are the worst, but it's scientifically formulated for women so idk.

>>89098358

Don't get those, get the stuff Hershey's puts out.

Mmmm, heart-shaped Reeses...

WHY DON'T GIRLS LOVE ME? I HAVE EVERYTHING TO OFFER THEN FUCKING CHADS! FUCK THIS SHIT

>>89095509
>>89095540
>the ogre's butt

>>89098488
SHUT THE HELL UP NERD

>>89098422
you are so fucking lame

>>89098579

Yes. Yes I am.

>>89098617
I got that new sharkticon and a KO quintesson for christmas, boco

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What would the Crystal Gems' opinion on communism be?

>>89098700

I envy you.

>>89096021
Nobody wants to fuck him because he's an obese sperg who wears fingerless gloves and sends death threats to Hasbro for no reason.

>>89096118
wtf i love fat, self-loathing neckbeards now

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>>89098238
>>89098267
>>89098877

>>89098159
fuck off

>>89096899
underrated post

>>89098196
boco, out of interest why does everyone hate you?

>normies fucking everywhere on this site

>>>/buzzfeed/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/twitter/

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>>89099292
he has shit tier opinions and feels like his opinions matter

>>89099449
Hey, I'm a loner too but that doesn't I have to be a faggot about it.

>>89099484
It makes you a normie lover if you done fucking hate them atleast a bit faggot

>>89099546
Ever consider the fact that maybe you're just a fucking loser?

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>he spends Valentine's Day feeling angry instead of just jerking off to his waifu

hey is this the spongebob thread

>>89099991
NO THIS IS PATRICK

>>89098159
Yeah, I guess, but theyre mostly those awful ones with the cherry fillings that look like a mix of molten plastic and semen.

>>89095540
>did nothing wrong

>>89095489
Bitch ass Patrick fucking ruined the episode for me. This was honestly the first episode where I just felt like he was being a dick instead of an oaf.

>>89100186

>board culture

You're on the wrong board.

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>>89095489
Don't remind me.
I leave to visit my family for the holidays, get too sick to work so I can't buy anyone any presents, get my tonsils taken out so I spent the whole holiday break writhing on the couch, then I get a call from my girlfriend telling me she's been cheating on me while I've been away. I was only gone for like two weeks at that point. Broke up after being with her for a year and now I'm stuck with these useless gifts that were meant for her when I got back.

Fuck 2016

Is /co/ really such an easy board to bait?

>>89095489
but think of all the cheap candy after its over!

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>>89098267
does a waifu count as a relationship?

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>All these women defending the day where they get even more free shit

>>89095549
Elliot? Is that you?

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>>89099292
First and foremost he's a dirty tripfagging scumbag like yourself, by the way, fucking end yourself. Second, he just pops out of the goddamn blue and tries to make a shitty neogaf tier joke, then someone tells him "Shut up, no one fucking likes you. We aren't joking kill yourself", then he just replies with "Haha ok", and sulks back into whatever hole he crawled out of. He's literally that one autistic melvin fagola psuedo-intellectual minecraft kid in high school who'd always try to crack painfully unfunny jokes and the teacher would let out a laugh every once in a while but everyone else silently and collectively fucking hated him. You know who I'm talking about.

>>89096769
You sound like a real NceGuy, a douche who thinks himself greater than he actually is, and thinks he's entitled to whatever he wants because of it. Find an actual personality and drop that chip on your shoulder.

>>89095509
SO RANDUM xd

>>89095549
Haha great meme!
I love when we all pretend to be kissless virgins pushing 30!

>>89096118
calm down lol

>>89101417
Yes, especially the SU and PedoBase fans.

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>>89095489
Don't tell me that, I was almost sure that it would have been the the first one I could have spent in company of a girl, that instead apparently is already engaged

>>89104612
SO EPIC :)

>>89100848
Give the gifts to some female friend. Just ask if she likes (thing) and unceremoniously hand it to her. Say you got it for your girl before things went sour and it's a great way to get sympathy.

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>>89096653
When you're more of a faggot than boco you know you've truly fucked up in life. I May have had lady problens too but you don't see me bitching

>>89108117
and then you got a creepy Janna on your side.
don't listen to this guy anon

>>89109232
Id love to have janna rather then being alone

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>>89109346
And Janna would love to have you.
Because you're the only thing she'll never be able to steal.

>>89096118
>>89096653
Is this anon roleplaying?

>>89109787
Its more then one person

>>89098358
>but it's scientifically formulated for women
I think the cheap ones or major brands are just scientifically formulated for American tastes.

Love me some good dark chocolate. White is just too cloyingly sweet and milk can be too sweet as well or bland and don't taste like chocolates.

I'll tolerate regular and matcha Kitkats though. Damn. I'm single but I'm gonna fucking buy myself a bunch of Kitkats this Valentines. It has just the right ratio of sweet and crunchy.

>>89109828
Why?

>>89109787
lets try out
*suddenly stones fall down a cliff*

>>89110193
Because everyone here is depressed and hates valentines day

>>89095489
>I DEFY YOU, BUTCH
what did he mean by this

>>89098877
post feet